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Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 01-12-05 10:17 PM Link | Quote
From the ashes! Your god damned ninja pirates can't kill me!

Loss of internet for two weeks, however, can. Damn switching to DSL...

Annnnnnd..... 10, cause you stole my spot in Squares...
Teddylot
It was a dark and stormy night ...
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Posted on 01-12-05 11:01 PM Link | Quote
*DING*

Teddylot: *tears a sheet from an old school printer* Hmm, survey results are in ...

Apparently, among the actives, we have: one correct answer (Karadur), two stupid people, a foreigner, a tasteless marshmallow, two unopinionateds, and a colorblind killer ... wonder who he struck ... but first, I'm off to call the cops.

Kudos point to whoever can name whoever I'm alluding to. It might seem like a mathematical error at first, but I'm taking a few intangibles into account.

Screen of Points:
NSNick
-- 35 points wheeeeeee.
Jagori -- 24 points Trix are for ME.
Kirby ATW -- 11 points
Emptyeye -- 9 points >.> Mac user, huh?
Kefka -- 6 points Oop, no longer banned. Conspiracy.
Felix -- 6 points
Grey -- 6 points For all whatever purposes, I did it on purposes.
LostAuzzie -- 3 Points
wolfman2000 -- 3 points
SmallHacker -- 3 points
JJ64 -- 2 points
geeogree -- 1 point
Ultimanium -- 1 point
neotransotaku -- 1 point
Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with absent.
Karadur -- 1 point Newcomer Gold.

Screen of Shame:
Jarukoth
-- 0 points
Edsgravy0 -- 0 points
Xkeeper -- 0 points
ETG -- 0 points
kornfan -- 0 points
Heian-794 -- 0 points
Banzai_Bill -- 0 points
Reshaper256 -- 0 points
DarkFenix -- 0 points

Screen of Valiant Effort:
Apple
-- 0 points
Masako -- 0 points
Evil Peer -- .5 points

Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You"
ziratha
-- -2 Points At least you're remembered this way.

Teddylot: Hey, where's announcer? ... Maybe they got him. o.O He could be the victim?

Announcer: I'm right here.

Teddylot: ... oh. In that case, I guess Grey killed that one guy on the floor. It would explain the blood puddle.

Announcer: Nice deduction, Holmes.

Teddylot: Elementary. Maybe I should get one of those coolie-o hats?

Question ...
Dee Septor, the famous mind reader, says his job description can be summed up using just three letters from the alphabet. What letters are they?


Announcer: Know who he might be?

Teddylot: Nope, but for casual purposes, he'll officially be reffered to as "Christine."

Announcer: Really?

Teddylot: Yes, really! What? You think I was kidding?
Smallhacker

Green Birdo

SMW Hacking Moderator
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Posted on 01-12-05 11:10 PM Link | Quote
DCU?
Karadur

Fire Snake



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Posted on 01-13-05 12:44 AM Link | Quote
I'll make a slight variation of what Smallhacker said, and try 'ICU'. Of course, you could also read it as 'Intensive Care Unit', or something else, but I'm more going with the pronounication of the letters, so it would be 'I See You'.
NSNick
Laidback Admin
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School: OSU


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Posted on 01-13-05 03:50 AM Link | Quote
I'll go with the obvious and say ESP.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 01-17-05 10:59 PM Link | Quote
Or, if you're willing to accept old gaming references, PSI.
Teddylot
It was a dark and stormy night ...
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Posted on 01-18-05 03:15 AM Link | Quote
Announcer: Hmm, looks as if the correct answer goes to ... well, to the smart one.

Teddylot: And you don't need Scooby Doo to figure that one out, folks!

Screen of Points:
NSNick
-- 37 points The smart one. (Proven by the latest poll results)
Jagori -- 24 points You're magically delicious.
Kirby ATW -- 11 points
Emptyeye -- 9 points So, how long did it take you to become fluent?
Kefka -- 6 points >.> <.< Conspiracy
Felix -- 6 points
Grey -- 6 points You can't pin it on me, punk!
LostAuzzie -- 3 Points
wolfman2000 -- 3 points
SmallHacker -- 3 points
JJ64 -- 2 points
geeogree -- 1 point
Ultimanium -- 1 point
neotransotaku -- 1 point
Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with poop.
Karadur -- 1 point Newcomer Silver.

Screen of Shame:
Jarukoth
-- 0 points
Edsgravy0 -- 0 points
Xkeeper -- 0 points
ETG -- 0 points
kornfan -- 0 points
Heian-794 -- 0 points
Banzai_Bill -- 0 points
Reshaper256 -- 0 points
DarkFenix -- 0 points

Screen of Valiant Effort:
Apple
-- 0 points
Masako -- 0 points
Evil Peer -- .5 points

Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You"
ziratha
-- -2 Points Boo.

Announcer: And it appears to me that nobody went for the kudos points. Tut, tut. You missed out.

Teddylot: And if you're thick, the correct answer is: ESP. Props to NSNick. They stand for Extra Sensory ... Pi-- Per-- Py-- Pew-- Purgatory.

Announcer: Perception.

Teddylot: Poop. Extra Sensory Poop.

Question fruit rollups:

How many grooves are there on each side of a standard 33 1/3 record album that has six songs on each side?


Teddylot: Soooooo ... did anybody else watch Static Shock five hours straight?


(edited by Teddylot on 01-17-05 06:16 PM)
Emptyeye
I am a real American!
Real American
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Posted on 01-18-05 03:59 AM Link | Quote
I'll answer your question with a question: How many XBoxes does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

The answer for both is the same: ONE LOLOLOLOL.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 01-18-05 07:23 AM Link | Quote
I'm the colorblind killer.

EE's the foreigner.

Smallhacker and Kario are stupid.

KATW and Karadur are unopinionated.

Jagori is the marshmallow.

Rejoice, for there shall be cookies for all.

Feel free to switch Smallhacker and EE around. I don't actually think they're stupid, but you might.

Also, you gave NSNick two points in that last one.


(edited by Grey on 01-17-05 10:23 PM)
(edited by Grey on 01-17-05 10:29 PM)
Uly

Koopa
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From: México Puebla

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Posted on 01-19-05 06:54 PM Link | Quote
Uly: "Introduction you say? Ok, I'm a Chess Professor here in M
Teddylot
It was a dark and stormy night ...
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Posted on 01-20-05 01:03 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: Welcome, Uly, to MindTrap! A game show where NSNick rules and the others just try to pass go.

Announcer: And sorry to say, but you have the wrong answer. The correct answer is one. Congratulations Emptyeye!

Teddylot: Oh, and Uly, it takes quite a few wrong, stupid answers to get sent to that last category. But, you jnow, if ziratha actually tried, he might've been able to get out of his fix.

...

Announcer: Nah.

Teddylot: Just saying.

Screen of Points:
NSNick
-- 37 points So ... whatever happened to "NSNick's Amazing Riddles?"
Jagori -- 24 points Cookies for breakfast.
Kirby ATW -- 11 points
Emptyeye -- 10 points The guy with an empty eye.
Kefka -- 6 points >.> <.< Conspiracyx2
Felix -- 6 points
Grey -- 6 points Shifty.
LostAuzzie -- 3 Points
wolfman2000 -- 3 points
SmallHacker -- 3 points
JJ64 -- 2 points
geeogree -- 1 point
Ultimanium -- 1 point
neotransotaku -- 1 point
Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with pooper scooper.
Karadur -- 1 point Newcomer Bronze.

Screen of Shame:
Jarukoth
-- 0 points
Edsgravy0 -- 0 points
Xkeeper -- 0 points
ETG -- 0 points
kornfan -- 0 points
Heian-794 -- 0 points
Banzai_Bill -- 0 points
Reshaper256 -- 0 points
DarkFenix -- 0 points

Screen of Valiant Effort:
Apple
-- 0 points
Masako -- 0 points
Evil Peer -- .5 points

Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You"
ziratha
-- -2 Points Boo.

Announcer: And as for you ... User Grey ... you got some of them right and most of them wrong. Oh, and just to help you out: How I categorized people is based on how they responded to my survey.

Teddylot: Oh ... you probably failed to notice, but there was one time where I forgot to give him a point.

Question fivety-two:

Ari Grant summoned the waiter and said, "There's a fly in my stew you idiot! I demand a new bowl. Don't try to fool me by removing the fly and returning the same bowl!" The waiter retreated to the kitchen, removed the fly, and returned the same bowl of stew, assuring Ari that it was a fresh one. Minutes later an outraged Ari Gant called the waiter over and exclaimed, "How dare you try to fool me! This is the same bowl of stew!" How could Ari have known?


Teddylot: I'm out of funny for now, so get back to work while I try to get "Christine" to be more lively.
ziratha

Ninji
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Posted on 01-20-05 01:18 AM Link | Quote
The man had crushed some crackers into the stew, when he found those crackers in his bowl he was outaged and complained.
KATW

King Yoshi
"If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny."
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Posted on 01-20-05 03:06 AM Link | Quote
He salted the stew, tasted the saltiness. (Or used some form of spice)

Crackers could have already been put in beforehand.
Uly

Koopa
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Posted on 01-20-05 12:07 PM Link | Quote
Uly: "It's actually funny I didn't even reached the screens XD

Anyway, I thought that by not answering the survery I would lose some points, it's hard to lose points in your show you know

So, I vote 1 on the survey... Yeah.

Anyway... Idiotic answer, Idiotic answer... Got it!

The Fly actually pooed on the stew! So when Ari got the new Bowl, he saw the Poo and knew that was the same!



How many dumb answers do I need to be on the Black screen?"
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 01-21-05 12:16 AM Link | Quote
You don't want to know...

And, just for the sake of variation, did the waiter forget to reheat his soup?
Geiger

Buster Beetle
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Posted on 01-21-05 12:42 AM Link | Quote
Because there was also a hair in it.

Update "Evil Peer" to "Geiger"

---T.Geiger
Teddylot
It was a dark and stormy night ...
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Posted on 01-21-05 03:51 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: Well, spank a cow and call me silly! Wees forgots to put Uly down on the "not-so-smart" list.

Announcer: I reckon' he slipped through our fingers like a mud-slung pig, Ted!

Teddylot: Looks like we'll be havin' bacon for breakfast tomorrow.

Screen of Points:
NSNick
-- 37 points So ... whatever happened to "NSNick's Amazing Riddles?" ...
Jagori -- 24 points Eat your Wheaties!!!
Kirby ATW -- 12 points
Emptyeye -- 10 points The guy with an empty eye.
Kefka -- 6 points >.> <.< Conspiracyx3
Felix -- 6 points
Grey -- 6 points Shifty-ness.
LostAuzzie -- 3 Points
wolfman2000 -- 3 points
SmallHacker -- 3 points
JJ64 -- 2 points
geeogree -- 1 point
Ultimanium -- 1 point
neotransotaku -- 1 point
Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with gone.
Karadur -- 1 point Newcomer Tin.

Screen of Shame:
Jarukoth
-- 0 points
Edsgravy0 -- 0 points
Xkeeper -- 0 points
ETG -- 0 points
kornfan -- 0 points
Heian-794 -- 0 points
Banzai_Bill -- 0 points
Reshaper256 -- 0 points
DarkFenix -- 0 points
Uly -- 0 points Happy now?

Screen of Valiant Effort:
Apple
-- 0 points
Masako -- 0 points
Geiger -- .5 points

Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You"
ziratha
-- -2 Points Boo.

*DING*

Teddylot: Ooooo ... new survey results!

Announcer: Hmmm ... what do we have here? ... Ah ... a man of taste.

Teddylot: Or a suck up.

Question six:

Harold Bird married a widow. At that time they each had children of their own. Thirteen years later the Bird kids got into a heated argument. Mrs. Bird exclaimed to Mr. Bird, "Your children and my children are fighting with our children!" Each parent is directly related to nine of the 12 children in the Bird family. How many children were born after Mr. and Mrs. Bird were married?


Teddylot: Oh yeah ... forgot. Kirby ATW snatched away the correct answer amidst many good ones.

Announcer: Oh ... and Uly ... you really don't want to be in that last category.

Teddylot: Besides, it takes skill to get there.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 01-21-05 05:03 AM Link | Quote
Would it be nine? Since Mr. Bird originally married a widow, her children wouldn't carry the Bird family name, so technically they wouldn't be a part of the Bird family, meaning Harold would have had three kids when they were married. If Mrs. Bird isn't directly related to Harold Bird's three children, then they would have had to have nine kids to make 12, with Mrs. Bird's pre-Bird children remaining a variable.
Uly

Koopa
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Posted on 01-21-05 06:32 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Teddylot
Uly -- 0 points Happy now?


Uly: "No! You promised me to create a Not-So-Smart Screen just for me...

Too bad I'm not as skillful as ziratha...

I say 3, because 12-9=3, and because Grey beat me to the punch."
KATW

King Yoshi
"If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny."
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Posted on 01-21-05 06:43 AM Link | Quote
It would have to be 6...

Both parents are both related to 6 of the children, and they each have 3 of their own.

Here is a very nifty diagram..

{1 2 3 [4 5 6 7 8 9}10 11 12]

{x} are the children related to the widow
[x] are the children related to Mr. Bird

See, they overlap Or dont overlap. Either way you look at it, the answer is still six


(edited by Kirby ATW on 01-20-05 09:45 PM)
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