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Atma Mini Octorok Level: 8 Posts: 7/18 EXP: 1866 For next: 321 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 11 days Last activity: 1 day |
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I asked this guy to show me a trick But instead he showed me a brick So then I told him to flick Then, across my face, slapped his dick --- The next day I met that man Who abducted me into a van In which I saw plenty a can Of soda mixed with essence of man --- So I attempted to open the lock But it came as quite a shock I ran to meet a fag at the dock Who consequently, at me, started to mock --- He said "Hey, hey come here quick! I want you to come and fondle my dick!" I wasn't gay, I said "No way Rick You can find somewhere else to poke your stick!" --- It was time to march away I had no wish to turn gay But Rick, the fag, came the next day And this is what he had to say: --- "I'M GAY SO UNDERSTAND I JUST WANT YOU TO BE MY MAN SUCK MY DICK AND HOLD MY HAND COME ON, I'M READY TO BURST LIKE A SHAKEN COKE CAN" --- That was it I was ready to pack While I was packing, he tried to touch my sack He said "No no, come back I just wanted to put it in your crack" --- I said "No thanks, I'd rather pass I do not wish, to feel dick up my ass" "No", he said, "Your heterosexuality will not last Come here and feel my stiff mast" --- I gave it a thought, "Why the hell not?" I found myself willing to give it a shot I revealed myself, on the spot To his knees, the gay man was brought --- Now I'm homosexual, sucking dick happily I fear what my old friends would think of me But with this new sexuality, I feel somewhat free And that is my story, my name is Tinzeee. |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 697/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by Atma OMG! YOU CAN'T RHYME MAN WITH MAN! |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 1978/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Atma, one prob: Tinzeee was NEVER heterosexual. And by the way, I'm bi, and there's nothing wrong with suckin cock now and then |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 710/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that, and let you rejoice that this isn't IRC. | |||
Anya The Exile Ultima Mezcla de Yin Yan Level: 98 Posts: 1992/5337 EXP: 9530313 For next: 124040 Since: 03-15-04 From: South Florida Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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why is there a poem here...hgalf the time, we're too lazy to read more than two words in the LT | |||
Xkeeper The required libraries have not been defined. Level: NAN Posts: -3583/-863 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: -753366 sec. |
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Originally posted by Anya Fixed |
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Anya The Exile Ultima Mezcla de Yin Yan Level: 98 Posts: 1995/5337 EXP: 9530313 For next: 124040 Since: 03-15-04 From: South Florida Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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yea...once i READ "acmlm", I'm done for the day....too many letters....damn letters |
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