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Atma

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Posted on 05-16-04 04:32 PM Link
I asked this guy to show me a trick
But instead he showed me a brick
So then I told him to flick
Then, across my face, slapped his dick
---
The next day I met that man
Who abducted me into a van
In which I saw plenty a can
Of soda mixed with essence of man
---
So I attempted to open the lock
But it came as quite a shock
I ran to meet a fag at the dock
Who consequently, at me, started to mock
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He said "Hey, hey come here quick!
I want you to come and fondle my dick!"
I wasn't gay, I said "No way Rick
You can find somewhere else to poke your stick!"
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It was time to march away
I had no wish to turn gay
But Rick, the fag, came the next day
And this is what he had to say:
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"I'M GAY SO UNDERSTAND
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE MY MAN
SUCK MY DICK AND HOLD MY HAND
COME ON, I'M READY TO BURST LIKE A SHAKEN COKE CAN"
---
That was it I was ready to pack
While I was packing, he tried to touch my sack
He said "No no, come back
I just wanted to put it in your crack"
---
I said "No thanks, I'd rather pass
I do not wish, to feel dick up my ass"
"No", he said, "Your heterosexuality will not last
Come here and feel my stiff mast"
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I gave it a thought, "Why the hell not?"
I found myself willing to give it a shot
I revealed myself, on the spot
To his knees, the gay man was brought
---
Now I'm homosexual, sucking dick happily
I fear what my old friends would think of me
But with this new sexuality, I feel somewhat free
And that is my story, my name is Tinzeee.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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From: Canada, w00t!
LOL FAD

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Posted on 05-19-04 02:37 AM Link
Originally posted by Atma
The next day I met that man
Who abducted me into a van
In which I saw plenty a can
Of soda mixed with essence of man

OMG! YOU CAN'T RHYME MAN WITH MAN!
Kefka
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From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY!

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Posted on 05-19-04 09:14 PM Link
Atma, one prob:

Tinzeee was NEVER heterosexual. And by the way, I'm bi, and there's nothing wrong with suckin cock now and then
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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LOL FAD

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Posted on 05-20-04 05:34 AM Link
I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that, and let you rejoice that this isn't IRC.
Anya

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Posted on 07-02-04 09:48 AM Link
why is there a poem here...hgalf the time, we're too lazy to read more than two words in the LT
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Posted on 07-02-04 09:50 AM Link
Originally posted by Anya

why is there a poem here...hgalf the time, we're too lazy to read more than two words in the LT ENTIRE BOARD



Fixed
Anya

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Posted on 07-02-04 09:50 AM Link
yea...once i READ "acmlm", I'm done for the day....too many letters....damn letters
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