A MAN rammed a pool cue into the rectum of a drunken friend

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Posted on 07-25-07 09:47 AM

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A MAN rammed a pool cue into the rectum of a drunken friend with such force it snapped off, leaving 31 centimetres stuck inside his bowel, the Tasmanian Supreme Court in Hobart has been told.

This pretty much summarizes this event. Just imagine what it'd be like for someone to shove a long, hard, pool cue up your ass. While some of you people might like long hard things up your ass, in this case, there's the slight problem of the pool cue not bending easily. To put it blunt, it'd hurt like a bitch. Apparantly, the guy who had done it thought he was being funny.

On the dim bright side of things, he did realize his mistake and cooperated with police, which saved his ass (both literally and metaphorically).

You can read the full article here.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:50 AM

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Instead of jail time/community service, it would be a more justified punishment if they allowed Triffett's friend to ram two pool cue's up his ass as revenge. Then he'd learn his lesson.

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Posted on 07-26-07 01:54 AM

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Posted on 07-26-07 02:09 AM

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You need to be either retarded or really drunk in order to only see the funny side of that and not think of the consequences :p

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Posted on 07-26-07 02:21 AM

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Reminds me about the story about the guy who had a lightbulb up there.

It was a miracle it didn't break while inside him.

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	Posted by Coby On topic: You need to be either retarded or really drunk in order to only see the funny side of that and not think of the consequences :p You'd also need to have a mental problem. Maybe not... Well, at least he didn't try to resist or defend himself; there would be no way to win. ____________________ kimi gakure ta yuuki wa OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

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