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Posted on 03-17-04 06:12 AM, in End of the Millenium Link
Parad unshielded his face in time to notice a small Hunter scoop up the box, taking off as a pair of Rangers took shots at him as they chased him off into the bush. "What WAS that thing?..."

Elenor remained motionless. "From the data we have, it is clear that this creature is not readily present in this region of Ragol. Our samples indicate that the specie is actually a reclusive herbavore, though this one seems quite the opposite. What you killed was not any normal lizard, but a child dragon. I am concerned..."

Parad bent down, rubbing a viscous purple substance off the grass. "...you're... telling us."

The bushes rustled again, everyone instinctively raising their guns and blades again. Kireek stepped out of the bushes, stopping and glaring at the group. "...are you idiots not done here yet?! Get back to your route, NOW! Bluefill is supposed to cover this area right away and you people haven't even BEGUN your circulation!"

On cue the entire group began to shuffle along, once again forced along the perimeter...


(edited by Ultimanium on 03-16-04 09:12 PM)
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Posted on 03-17-04 06:19 AM, in The best worst UT/UT2K3/UT2K4 maps Link
That reminds me of one CTF map with teams on different islands, and the only way across was Strangeloves... and you'd have one guy sitting on top of the bases routinely shooting them down... fun times...
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Posted on 03-17-04 07:48 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Troy VS Dark Matter Troys (Endurance Test) Link
Troy wouldn't have time to draw against all of them at once - he leapt, driving both of his work boots into the face of the one on his left, deforming the Dark Matter. He spun, standing his other foot on the one adjacent to him before pressing off and leaping entirely over the front fighter.

He landed in a roll, quickly stopping and slinging forth the blade the best he could - he dispelled the charge, sending it out in a blast of energy that detonated in the midst of the group.
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:00 AM, in Pirates (rhymes with Socrates) Link
Far into the western wastes, in a small village upon the steppes, a turtle can be seen absentmindedly waving a wooden sword around.

Troy: ...this thing needs more weight... if gramps would let me use his, well, THAT I could do some damage with... but whatever, it's not like I'd be able to put it to good use anyways... no dangerous, action-packed adventure around these parts, nosiree...

*long pause*

The wind picks up, slinging a pamphlet into Troy's face with a dull smack. He quickly pries it off and starts reading.

Troy: Have you ever wanted to pirate? Blah blah pillage blah blah steal yak yak plunder yak yak etc. etc... well, maybe I'd like to plunder a nice big ADVENTURE! Or a big sword. Either or.

Right on cue the entire village is cast into darkness as NGG eclipses it.

Troy: ... *shrug*
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:09 AM, in Best Metroid Game Link
SM, though MP definately deserves recognition.
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:11 AM, in The best worst UT/UT2K3/UT2K4 maps Link
I DO happen to remember a DM map that was built outside and around a computer, and the RL and SR were inside, you had to go in through the fan.


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Posted on 03-17-04 08:36 AM, in Pirates (rhymes with Socrates) Link
The surface of the earth replied.

Troy: F**K
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:43 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
*parks his hearse in front of Pegasus' house*
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:45 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
Sigh. *unloads the stretcher*
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:47 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:51 AM, in Craziness Domain Party: BOOZE AND HOOKERS FOR EVERYBODEEZ :D Link
*equips Armor of Asexuality +2*
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Posted on 03-17-04 08:53 AM, in Pirates (rhymes with Socrates) Link
Troy: YOU'RE THE PIRATES OR SOMETHING, DON'T YOU HAVE A SHIP THAT WOULD GREATLY SPEED UP THIS PROCESS


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Posted on 03-17-04 08:54 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!??

*races the garbage truck*


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Posted on 03-17-04 08:59 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE AND I CANNOT TAKE THE RISK OF LAGGING BEHIND AND who the hell am I kidding...
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Posted on 03-17-04 09:04 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
*overclocks the hearse*
*hearse bursts into flames*

Well, drat.
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Posted on 03-17-04 09:19 AM, in Name/Title war: Acmlm, Yiffy Kitten, Valcion! (Original title: FORMAT C: NO /U!) Link
oh noes

*builds a bunker out of lego and hides in it*
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Posted on 03-17-04 11:08 AM, in I want my supersize. Link
You could eat a dozen Somewhat-Moderate-Size-Yet-Still-Devoid-Of-Substance-Macs and I wouldn't think any less of you.


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Posted on 03-17-04 09:47 PM, in Its good to talk Link
If I were physically speaking, I couldn't go back and edit what I said, which usually results in myself saying something retarded.

Story of my life
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Posted on 03-18-04 02:10 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Troy VS Dark Matter Troys (Endurance Test) Link
OOC: Was that the evasion or the blast? Because I never did imply the blast would destroy them

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Troy lurched back to his feet, wiping the Dark Matter from him. He had already gotten some on his skin - it continued to burn at him, but he managed to wipe most of it clean with his jacket.

Swinging both arms behind him he charged straight at the building, at the last moment jumping at it - managing in the process to plant his feet on it, beginning to completely run up the side of the building.
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Posted on 03-18-04 02:12 AM, in Strangest. Smiley. Ever. Link
"I accidently hit myself in the eye with a nailgun and it makes me angry"
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