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Jarukoth


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Posted on 06-26-04 03:36 PM, in The Zephyr Rouser Link
Jarukoth: Really...quite the technique there, Ed. Refrain from biting our junk, and I think we'll get along just fine.
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Posted on 06-27-04 02:59 AM, in Resident Evil: Apocalypse (I must change my pants...) Link
Those who know me best (and even some people here) know how much of a Resident Evil fan I am. Therefore, it should come as no big shocker that I was excited as anything when I came across this little beauty:

WARNING: SPOILERS ENCLOSED! (Especially if you don't wan't to see what Nemesis is supposed to look like...)

But, for the rest of us...Here we go!

I am now more excited than ever. Zombies + Milla Jovovich + Sienna Guillory in a Jill Valentine outfit = Pwnage.
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Posted on 06-27-04 03:05 AM, in The time is... Link
According to the death clock, I have about 65 years to live.

I can deal with that.
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Posted on 06-27-04 03:08 AM, in DBZ: Live Action Link
Oooo!!

I had pretty much ruled out the movie entirely at this point, when Anya comes with the save!

If done well enough, I think I might get excited over DBZ again...
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Posted on 06-27-04 06:03 AM, in Devil May Cry 3 Link
TRAILER'D!

Finally! A sequel worthy of the original. Or so it would seem, anyway. It's still looks friggin' awesome...

Dante in action...

From what I have seen and heard, just about everything is getting an overhaul, from the combo system to the storyline. There is actually supposed to be 1+ worth of cutscenes planned...
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Posted on 06-27-04 06:49 AM, in I didn't know I could fly... Link
Remember Kids: Don't do Drugs.
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Posted on 06-27-04 07:02 AM, in Spider-Man 2 :: Now With Spoilers! Link
You sure, Sion? After all, we are talking about a leather clad Halle Berry here. Meow.
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Posted on 06-28-04 05:08 AM, in The Zephyr Rouser Link
Jarukoth says nothing, and simply examines the bars of the cell. After tapping on the bars twice, he calmly turns to the rest of the group...

Jarukoth: "...Teddy is right...I think I can freeze the bars off..."

Jarukoth gets a firm grip on the bars, closes his eyes, and focuses. A chilling aura flows through the bars, making them colder and colder by the second...

Jarukoth: "...If I know my chemistry, the metal will become brittle, and easier to break through...you guys are welcome to try...if you want..."
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Posted on 06-28-04 05:26 AM, in What makes you weird? Link
Where to begin...

I have an online alias named Jarukoth.
I have dreams where I am a serial killer.
I have played D&D before, and liked it.
I want to have hot sex with my english teacher.
I once had an obsession with Cheez Whiz.
I also used to be 30 pounds overweight.
I like cosplay...on hot chicks.
I am a heterosexual Gaara fan.
I still think Resident Evil is the best thing Capcom has done since Morrigan Aensland.
I make sites on YTMND.com.
I enjoy Taco Bell.
I like Siberian Huskies.
One of my favorite fiction books is A Clockwork Orange.
I like backyard wrestling.
I think my history teacher is awesome.
I think most of my teachers are cool.
Especially my english teacher.
I like to mix coke and orange gatorade to make something that tastes a lot like a chocolate orange.
I hate regular chocolate oranges.
I hate tomato juice.
I enjoy knives.
Unusual weaponry gets me excited.
I find Spongebob Squarepants amusing.
I think Freakazoid is the world's most underrated cartoon.
Ever.
I like to speak in a sarcastic, yet deadpan voice.
I have little tolerance for small children.
I am self delusional.

Yeah, that should cover it.
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Posted on 06-28-04 03:23 PM, in The Zephyr Rouser Link
"Sure, leave it to the lock chewer to spoil my moment of glory...", Jarukoth thinks to himself, as he attempted to climb out from the group of people crushing him...

Jarukoth: "Hmph gmmph! Gmph oof mmmph!"

It's useless. He was covered in the pile of people, and apparently Hikari was a tad heavier than he thought...
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Posted on 06-28-04 04:13 PM, in SIM-BATTLE TOURNAMENT: Round Two - Green Team v. Yellow Team Link
Ziff's attack easily plows through the two clones with his Rhino power...almost too easily...The clones even seemed to stop for a moment, just looking into the eyes of the beast seconds before impact. The two clones vanish in a puff of smoke.

JDavis doesn't seem to be having too much trouble either, immediately taking out the one clone who comes leaping at him. The other clone just stares JDavis down, anticipating his next move.

This was okay with Jarukoth, however, as the other two wasn't his original target anyway. Besides, if there was one thing he had learned from being owned in Unreal Tournament all those times, it was that firing wildly in all directions usually wasn't the best strategy...

Jarukoth and his two clones split up and circled Melvin. One clone attack from the front, and was quickly destroyed. The shots then focused on another of the Jarukoths. The real Jarukoth was hit, but his armor seemed to prevent any shots from piercing any vital spots. He was banged up a bit, but he would live. Meanwhile...


"Henge no Jutsu!"

The final Kage Bunshin uses the skill to borrow a page from Ziff's book, transforming himself into a giant werewolf, who then dashes at Melvin, hoping that the wieght of the guns will slow Melvin down just enough for the furry fanged blitzkrieg to connect...
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Posted on 06-29-04 04:23 AM, in Sun tan VS. Sun burn Link
Burn, definitely. I get sunburnt all the time, but not badly. Just "lightly toasted" if you will.

However, there was the one time I got second degree burns from the sun. That wasn't fun at all...
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Posted on 06-29-04 04:36 AM, in Naruto Link
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember anyone in this thread saying he was a badass. Besides, a character doesn't have to be a badass to be cool...

After all, if being badass was all that counts, the series would be called Neji, now wouldn't it?
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Posted on 06-29-04 07:23 PM, in New layout Link




Wow. Just...Wow. It's excellent. The quote bars are an excellent touch. I don't think I've ever even seen that before...
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Posted on 06-30-04 03:11 PM, in Amusement parks, and the like. Link
I'm mainly coasters and water rides. A tiny trait I developed on a trip to Six Flags a couple of years back. Good times, good times...
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Posted on 06-30-04 03:28 PM, in Acmlm's Board Mosts! Voting ends on the 27th! Link
1. Sweetest - Anya
2. Cutest guy - Jarukoth (Yeah, that's the ticket....)
3. Cutest girl - HighSorceressDelial
4. Cutest Couple - Hiryuu / Ranko
5. Funniest - Melvin
6. Nicest - Anya
7. Innocent - Dracoon ( I guess)
8. Evilest - EvillerLegion
9. Most fun to talk to - Trunxy / Silvershield
10. Craziest/Most insane - Trunxy
11. Smartest - Yiffy Kitten
12. Kinkiest/Most perverted - Jarukoth
13. Most Mysterious - XKeeper
14. Shadiest - XKeeper
15. Suave - Hiryuu
16. Hopeless - Jarukoth
17. Most unique - Melvin
18. Most serious - XKeeper
19. Most reclusive - Jarukoth
20. Best Pacifist - Jarukoth
21. Best at advice - Anya
22. Best writer (poetry and otherwise) - Kirbynite
23. Most creative (all-around) - Anya, Kirbynite, Jarukoth
24. Most changed - Jarukoth
25. Best female admin - Anya
26. Best male admin - Yiffy Kitten
27. Best female full mod - ?
28. Best male full mod - Larr?
29. Best male local mod - Kirbynite
30. Best female local mod - Uhh...
31. Best male regular member - Jarukoth
32. Best female regular member - Dani (Technically, she still is. I just didnt know who else to put...)
33. Best newbie - Sion (is he even a newbie?)
34. Best veteran - Anya
35. Most missed member - Dani
36. Most likely to be banned member - XKeeper
37. Best post layout - Legion
38. Best avatar - Trunxy
39. Best nickname - Jarukoth
40. Best custom title - Melvin
41. Best role player - Kirbynite
42. Best photo album (thread) picture - HighSorceressDelial
43. . . . green. Just green, okay? - Jarukoth (In Khar's absence)
44. Most likely to succeed - Anya
45. Most likely to be hit by a parked car - Jarukoth (Hey, you dont know me!)
46. Most likely to be driving the car - Jarukoth (I'll find a way)
47. Best Overall (The Wootest) Male - Kirbynite (Hey, it could happen!)
48. Best Overall (The Wootest) Female - Anya

Most Likely To:
49. Be the leader of a Milly board underground - Jarukoth
50. Get together - No Idea.

I just rattled off the first thing that came to mind, mostly...
Jarukoth


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Posted on 06-30-04 05:00 PM, in A bit too real? Link
To be quite honest, I'm surprised nothing like this has surfaced already.

Freaks + Internet = Chaos. Remember that, folks...
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Posted on 06-30-04 05:09 PM, in Hour Glass and Flying Machine Link
To Delial:

You are too talented. Please refrain from being so. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Management
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Posted on 07-01-04 03:57 AM, in Infinite wisdom...from a penguin Link
....Nah, I don't think so.

I'm sorry, I just fail to see what's so funny about it. It's kinda amusing, I guess...
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Posted on 07-01-04 06:31 PM, in Cries!!! Link
This thread makes me sad on so many levels.


(edited by Jarukoth on 07-01-04 09:31 AM)
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