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Jarukoth


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Posted on 04-12-04 04:45 PM, in An Official Sim Battle Tournament? (Discussion) Link
Actually, that's an excellent idea! There would be one rule with the starting matches, and then as rounds progress, the rules could become more numerous, or tougher.

I like it.
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Posted on 04-12-04 04:54 PM, in Who here likes...Naruto? Link
BLASPHEMY!!!

Oh, and I usually end up downloading from BakaSan. He usually gets them up and running promptly, and I've never really had too much trouble with him.

However, if you guys get 79 out quick enough, I'll probably check it out...

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Posted on 04-12-04 05:00 PM, in Funny-ass picture! Link
Go ahead. CALL ME A HAMSTER AGAIN MOTHERF***ER!!!

You: Uh...Uhh...Sorry, sir.

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Posted on 04-12-04 05:01 PM, in Hotest girl ever! Link
Damn, dude, make up you're freakin mind! You can't have it both ways!
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Posted on 04-12-04 05:03 PM, in In troubled times such as these... Link
It's a Vanilla Ice song written for the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. It's insane, but good.

...The Movie, I mean.
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Posted on 04-12-04 05:14 PM, in Battle free-for all! Link
"Interesting offer. I say this."

Jarukoth smashes the Chidori into Steak's gut, and fully releases it's energy.

"I am a DiEn, and a reletively young one at that. We are enforcers to the alternate realities. What you make of me is nothing compared to what I will become."


(edited by Jarukoth on 04-12-04 08:16 AM)
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Posted on 04-12-04 10:04 PM, in Custom Made Bats Link
How about simply, "This Will Hurt You".
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Posted on 04-12-04 10:06 PM, in Hotest girl ever! Link
Dammit Neko, why did you have to quote and repeat all that?!?

My eyes...They burn...
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Posted on 04-13-04 12:29 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
[OOC: All that in one post? And and guaranteed to hit? Aren't we getting a bit cheap, here? ]

Jarukoth has clearly been in the fight too long. He still refuses to relent, and stares into Steak's eyes, enraged...

"Never....tell me what...I can...and cannot...accomplish...LOCK ON STEAK! EQUAL REPLY LIFESHAVER!!!"

Before the cast can be completed, however, a few acupuncture needle stick into Jarukoth's neck. He goes woozy, and collapses.

"Geez, that's Jarukoth for ya. Tough as they come, but just as stubborn."

"I'm just glad we got here when we did. I just knew he was off somewhere acting stupid..."

Two figures emerge from the shadows. One is a human female, donning a female set of DiEn armor. The other is a male Halfling, clad in an overcoat, a set of dark, rounded glasses, and a black bandanna. He seems to be waering DiEn armor underneath. The woman picks up Jarukoth's body...

"Damn, he looks really messed up..."

"Don't worry, Leann. Just get J healed up back at base."

"What about you?"

"I'm taking over for Jarukoth, of course. This fight isn't over yet. Just get him back before he wakes up from the Sleep Needles."

"Ok, then. Just save some for when he gets back."

The halfling nods, and turns to face Steak as Leann walks through the warp portal.

"My name is Shino Shadefoot. I will be fighting in Jarukoth's place for the time being."

Shino brandishes two throwing daggers, and points at Steak.

"Are you ready?"
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Posted on 04-13-04 12:47 AM, in Lookin' Outside and....WTF?! Link
Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer
I thought this thread would be about somebodys first encount with the sun.



Funny, I was expecting the same thing.

Actually, I think we are just about finished with snow for a while here in Jersey. Let's just hope I didn't jinx anything...
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Posted on 04-13-04 02:12 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
Jarukoth is in a blind rage. He simply punches Nijote as much as he can, as hard as he can, before tackling her straight through a nearby cabin.

"2..."
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Posted on 04-13-04 03:09 AM, in The DiEn Files: Universal Lockdown Link
The Peacekeepers of the Universe, the DiEn, keep records of every single mission performed by a DiEn member throughout history. Normally, these records are public domain to those who can acess them. However, for several millenia, there was one mission that was kept classified due to the extremely sensitive material involved.

The files have recently been released for the first time. The following is an account of the enclosed events.


----------------------------------------------------

DiEn agents Jarukoth, Leann Caldwell, and Shino Shadefoot have been summoned to the DiEn headquarters in Purgatory, to discuss a situation. They are currently situated in briefing room 11, waiting...

Leann: "Did anyone hear what this is about?"

Jarukoth: "Hey, I'm a warrior, not an Intel guy."

Shino: "Well, I....nah."

Jarukoth: "Mmm? What?"

Shino: "Well, I've been hearing that a lot more D-Leaks (Dimensional Leaks) have been occurring. It's just a rumor, though, as far as I know."

A DiEn officer rushes into the room, throws a packet of information, and quickly runs out. The three look at the packet, confused.

Leann: ...Ok, I'll open it...

Leann opens the packet, and quickly reads the memo. It's unusually short for something of such a supposedly large priority. The memo reads as follows/i]

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Attention DiEn Agents #02466, #46992, and #10985 (Team #183):

"Severe leak in dimensional barrier. Gates are opening in all the realities, bringing all sorts of beings into other worlds. Most agents will be dispatched into various worlds to enforce what they can."

"Your team will be dispatched to gather information and intel. Current reports suggest that a certain being may be causing these sudden events. Each member will be sent to different worlds, and will carry out thier mission from there. Good Luck to All."

P.S.: "Citizens of the various worlds will no doubt be feeling the effects, and be encountering characters not from thier worlds. Handle these situations with great care."
----------------

Jarukoth: "Ok, let's get to work..."

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[OOC: The idea of this story is Kingdom Hearts in nature. Different alternate realities are leaking into other ones. (Check my Bio for examples. That kind of thing is happening, but on a much bigger scale.) You'll understand the concept more as the story goes on...

To introduce your character, you can either have him stumble into purgatory and meet the party, or you can encounter strange events in your world, and the party will find you in your world.]
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Posted on 04-13-04 07:14 AM, in The DiEn Files: Universal Lockdown Link
Jarukoth: "Hmm. That must be one of the gates now..."

The group sees a girl and a wyvern fall through the hole, and land in front of them.

Shino: "It's a girl..."

Jarukoth: "Good to see your'e not blind behind those glasses..."

Shino just shrugs. Leann runs over to help her up.

Leann: "Hi. I'm Leann. What's your name?", she asks warmly.
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Posted on 04-13-04 07:18 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
Shino puts his throwing knives away, as the others seem to be doing a good job so far.

"Hmm. I always did work best in the shadows anyway...Shadow Veil!"

Shino then hides somewhere in the arena, waiting for a chance to strike...
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Posted on 04-13-04 07:22 AM, in Team battle Link
The clones disappear from the blow, leaving nothing but smoke behind.

"Wind Cutter!"

The wind around Jarukoth grows in strength, and forms sharp, blade like projectiles, which fire themselves at LL.
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Posted on 04-13-04 07:34 AM, in ...People are stupid. Link
I'm not supporting this or anything, but people in general dont tend to take to Satan well.

As for the "all other faiths aren't faithful" stuff, that's taking a good thing too far. From my experience, people who take the super cruel agressive approach usually end of making people angry, and wind up turning them away from God in the long run, which I find quite sad.

As the bible says: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".
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Posted on 04-13-04 07:39 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
"No...once I drop this...we are all finished here....OMEGA!!!!"

A supercharged ball of antimatter formed between Jarukoth's hands. He raises his hands, and throws it right in between the two warriors. The blast explodes on impact.

After a bright flash, aside from a couple cabins on the outskirts, all that remains is a massive crater where Camp Crystal Lake had been...
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Posted on 04-13-04 07:44 AM, in Dreaming about...sleeping...? Link
I've had some pretty wierd dreams lately. For one, there was one where everyone in my school got into a massive gangfight instigated by Carmen Electra, and ended with the girl I like flipping me off, and doing a moonsault off the top of a scaffold onto my head.

Then, of course, theres the one where everybody hates me, and the women I know end up kicking me in the groin for the better part of an hour...
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Posted on 04-13-04 04:56 PM, in The DiEn Files: Universal Lockdown Link
Shino hears a loud thunk behind him. There is a man in armor getting up.

Shino: "Hey, It's a knight. Someone should help him up..."

He just looks at Jarukoth...

Jarukoth: "Tch. Lazy hobbit..."

Jarukoth had known several knights and paladins when he was alive, so he had a lot of respect for the lot.

Jarukoth: "So...what's your name?"
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Posted on 04-13-04 05:23 PM, in Damned Octopii Link


HOLY CRAP!

That was hilarious! I hope there's more cartoons like this...
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