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| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - - Posts by Jarukoth |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 2850/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I never could get used to the idea of ketchup on pasta. It just seems like one of those "good on paper" ideas. Same thing with cheese. Pamasan on Pasta = WIN! Cheddar on Pasta = win? |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2851/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Wow. I didn't make it, and yesterday was the most I've posted in one sitting for a while... Go figure. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2852/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| EARTHWORM. FUCKING. JIM. Four pages, and no love for Jim? For shame. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2853/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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Graduation was yesterday for us over here. We went through the typical graduation ceremony, blah blah blah. However, they took us out to dinner at a really expensive restaurant afterward, and then took us to this indoor amusement park-ish place. I spent half of the evening around the Marvel vs Capcom machine, hustling anyone who would play.  We actually didn't get back until about 5 hours ago. I slept for 3 hours, and for some reason I'm awake now. Go figure. (edited by Jarukoth on 06-24-05 11:13 AM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2854/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Within a reletively obscure part of the large, diverse and often mind boggling Acmlmboard Building exists a full, functional chapel. It was hardly ever used for weddings, but this was one of those rare moments. The sign outside the door reads... "TODAY: THE WEDDING OF JACOB CRANDALL AND ALEXIS WILLIAMS" Of course, those were not the true names of those getting married. All of the guests were aware of that. The true Bride and Goom-to-be, Ada Wong and Jeff "Jarukoth" Cross, wished to keep things rather secretive. The reason why was not widely known... In any case, things seemed to be pretty much under control on the outside. The chapel was immaculately decorated, and everyone was dressed in thier best clothes. However, behind the scenes, last minute panic began to rear it's ugly head... -------------------------------------------------------- Jarukoth: "AHH CRAP! WHERE IS EVERYONE?" Shino: "A lot of people just haven't shown up yet. We have some time, don't worry." Jarukoth: "Well, is my brother here yet?" Shino: "Brother? You have a brother?" Jarukoth: "Yeah, someone was supposed to track him down and bring him to my wedding!" Shino: "Nobody ever told me about this. I don't even know what he looks like..." Jarukoth: "Oh geez... Do we at least know who has the ring?" Shino: "......No." Jarukoth slaps his forehead in dissapointment. Jarukoth: "Okay...Go and find out who has the ring, and just give me updates.Oh, and greet anyone else we know, too." Shino: "Will do!" Shino dashes out the door, and rushes to find the ring, the brother, and anything else needed to ensure this wedding isn't a complete disaster... |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2855/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Meanwhile, Ada was busy getting dressed into her wedding gown, along with her bridesmaid, Kari. Kari: "OhboyohboyohboyohboyohBOY!!!" Ada: "Wow, relax. People may start thinking you're the one getting married today..." Kari: "Oh, I wish I was! You're so lucky, Ada!" Ada: "Don't I know it...He seems like such a strong warrior on the outside, but he's really kind and gentle on the inside..." ----------------------------------------------------- Jarukoth: "I'm going to kill that damn ring bearer...If I ever find out who it is..." Growing impatient, Jarukoth leaves his room, and looks for the ring and his brother himself. As he searches, he feels a diminuitive presence brush past his legs rather quickly. He catches sight the boy as he keeps moving in a rather impolite fashion... Jarukoth: "Hmm...was that Korrachi? I'm assuming Ami is somewhere here, too..." "Come to think of it, why haven't I ran into Shino again? He's probably..." --------------------------------------------------- Shino: "Uh...heh heh...do I dare?" Shino stands outside a room labeled "RESERVED FOR BRIDESMAIDS", twiddling his fingers nervously. A small drop of blood can be seen coming from his nose... Suddenly, a figure turns the corner... Kari: "Hey! Shino!" Shino jumps a foot in the air in surprise, and turns around. Shino: "ITWASN'TMEITWAS-...oh. Hey Kari." Kari: "Whatcha doin'? Tryin' to sneak a peek?" Kari says with a giggle. Shino returns the giggle...nervously. Shino: "Aheheh...just trying to find the ring bearer, thats all..." Kari: "But I thought YOU were the ring bearer?" Shino's face suddenly goes white as a sheet. He then takes off running in a panic... Shino: "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT-!!" |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2856/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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For those of us who watch WWE, I would have to say the HHH / Katie Vick segment.  For those unfamilar with wrestling, there was a really bad segment involving Triple H, Kane, and necrophilia. Quite possibly one of the most disturbing things I've seen on TV. Ever. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2857/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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Your mere ring is owned by the one ring... ...TO RULE THEM ALL! |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2858/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2859/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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Originally posted by Ziff That is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you. Leave it to Uwe Boll to make me hate BOTH a zombie movie and a Michelle Rodriguez movie. That requires a special level of suck all it's own. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2860/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth shakes Korra's hand, and smiles warmly. Jarukoth: "Ah, so it is you! I've heard quite a bit about you from Nimue. She's going to be performing the service today, you know." His eyes focus from Korra to another friend he hadn't seen in quite some time, but still a sight for sore eyes all the same. He didn't recognize him at first without his normal armor or his Bag of Holding at his side... He walks up to the knight, and shakes his hand as well. Jarukoth: "Callean! Good to see you again, old friend! I hope this place wasn't too tough to find..." "Speaking of which, where is..." Shino: "...ohshitohshitohshitOHSHITOHSHIT!!!" Shino dashes through the room, and trips on the carpet running in. As he falls, a small metal object falls out of his pocket and out onto the floor. Jarukoth: "Oh, good! There's the ring..." Shino: "Uh...yeah. I guess I found it..." Shino breathes a brief sigh of relief as Jarukoth picks up the ring. Jarukoth: "Well, there's one problem solved. Now, there's just the matter of my best man..." Suddenly, a figure crashes through the ceiling of the chapel, and lands on the ground with a thud. He has long, brown hair and a goatee. He is dressed in a tuxedo, now covered in dust... ???: "OW! DAMN, THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH!" The man quickly sits up, and notices he is in a church, suddenly embarrased by his language. ???: "Oh. Uh, Oops. Sorry, everyone..." After an extended silence, Jarukoth walks up to the man who just remodeled the roof... Jarukoth: "Still making it by the skin of your teeth, eh Rob?" As he dusts himself off, he looks up at the groom of the day, with a smile on his face. Rob: "...Jeff? Is that you?" Jarukoth: "I hope you don't rush in that way at every wedding you attendGACK!" Rob puts Jarukoth in a vicious bearhug, laughing heartily. Rob: "HAHA! It IS you! WOW! It's sure has been a while, eh Bro?" Jarukoth attempts to speak, but has trouble mouthing out the words... Jarukoth: "Ga....Ca....." Rob: "What's up?" Jarukoth: ".....Can't......can't breathe..." Rob: "Oh. Oops..." Rob puts Jarukoth down lightly. Jarukoth struggles to catch his breath. Jarukoth: "I see you've still kept your brute strength after all these years.." Nimue: "Ahem..." Nimue stands at the altar, looking up at the rather large hole in the roof, and then back at the two reunited brothers with a rather annoyed look on her face. Nimue: "If you two don't mind, I believe we have a ceremony to get on with. Get in your places please." Jarukoth: "Sure thing. Rob, here's the ring. You know what to do." Jarukoth runs back to his place. Rob simply shrugs, puts the ring in his pocket, and walks up to his place. As he passes Nimue, she grabs him by his shoulder, and turns him to her. Nimue: "...Watch yourself when you are in the house of God, friend..." Rob: "Uh...yeah. ...COME ON, EVERYONE! TO YOUR PLACES, PEOPLE! MOVE! MOVE MOVE!" Rob goes to rally everyone to thier seats. Nimue simply shakes her head in dissapointment. Nimue: "...I don't like that guy."  |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2861/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| After a bit of a lag, the organist finally begins to play the wedding march. The ceremony is on! Nimue, dressed in full holy garb, makes her way to the front. Rob and Jarukoth make thier way in, and take thier proper places. Next, the bridal party makes it's way out. The Maid of Honor (who also happens to be the only bridesmaid in attendance), Kari, walks out smoothly with little unnescessary pep. Upon reaching her place, she lets loose with a beaming smile, visibly excited for her friends. Then, the bride walks in, white gown, bouquet and all. Even to those who have seen Ada's limiter removal ability, she has never looked more radiant or beautiful. Jarukoth is so taken back, he has to hold himself from falling backward. Ada reaches the altar as the song ends. All the guests are motioned to sit down, and Nimue clears her throat... Nimue: "We are gathered here today to witness the Marriage of Jeff "Jarukoth" Cross and Ada Wong before the eyes of God..." As Nimue continues, all DiEns in attendance can suddenly sense something...something they were dreading the presence of... Shino *whispering* "Byakugan!" Shino looks around the surrounding area. Sure enough, thier worst fears were confirmed... Shino: *silently* "Shit...why did one of them have to show up now?" Jarukoth and Ada briefly nod to Shino, and then go back to the ceremony. Nimue continues, trying to preserve the mood of the room... Shino: *silently* "Kage Bunshin..." Shino discretely creates a clone of himself, which makes it's way up the aisle. As it goes, the Shino clone taps a few of the guests in attendance on the shoulder, and quietly motions for them to follow him out the door... Shino: *whispers* "Sorry, but there's a crisis outside that we may need your help in dealing with for a moment..." (edited by Jarukoth on 06-28-05 12:53 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2862/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| *bump* *bump* Jarukoth: "Uuggghhh...where the heUUGGHH!" A couple bumps of his head against the ships hull awaken Jarukoth...whose head was right in the water...in the middle of the ocean. Acting partly on his instinct to get to higher ground, Jarukoth climbs the outside of the ship, and eventually to the deck, where he collapses and catches his breath... Jarukoth: *huff* *huff* "I'm glad you people came along when you did, I..." He looks up, and notices the people as his old traveling companions! Jarukoth: "Wow. Now THAT'S a happy coincidence! Where are we, anyway?" |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2863/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| UNLIMITED POWAAAHHHH She probably had it coming. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2864/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| ^ Has a name more unpronouncable than mine. < Is steadily going broke. V Ate a sandwich in the past 72 hours. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2865/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth seemed intrigued by Jack's notion... Jarukoth: "Hmm...sounds interesting! What did you have in mind?" |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2866/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| As the slelected guests file out of the hall, Shino turns to them briefly, ensuring that they are all out of sight of the others inside. He looks again with his Byakugan, and double checks the situation. Shino then turns to the others, and whispers to them... Shino: "Ok, our target is on the floor above us, just wandering aimlessly for the moment. I'm assuming his target is Jarukoth and Ada, and luckily they don't know where they are at the moment." Shino takes a moment clear his throat before continuing... Shino: "Now...odds are, we may have to kill the person up there. If we do, we have to be quiet about dealing with it. Namely, no loud attacks, if possible. We don't need to alert any other of thier allies, nor do we want to disrupt the wedding." Shino's attention briefly turns upward. His face gets a slight expression of urgency... Shino: "He's going for the stairs..." He strides over to the stairs to the floor above. He motions for the guests to follow him... (edited by Jarukoth on 06-29-05 01:22 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2867/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Sounds pretty cool, except for this one quote: "US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years." Sounds like a trick. Get an axe. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2868/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Shino smirks a bit at Nijote. He certainly could appreciate her skill and professionalism, one assassin to another... Shino walks up the stairs, and is immediately greeted by the "target", once he is spotted. He puts on his best smile, and walks up to him... ???: "Hey! So it IS you, Shino! How are you?" Shino: "...Hey Jansen." Jansen is a rather large human with a muscular build. He has blonde hair, and a set of brown eyes that don't seem to communicate any hostility. However... Shino: "Not bad. I'm hanging in there. Jansen: "So, where are A and J? I was wondering if you could help me with the Dianoga situation on Nar Shaddaa..." Shino: "They, ah..." Jansen spots the small sign on the wall beside the tuxedo clad halfling reading "Wedding Chapel". Jansen: "Oh HO! Don't tell me the two of them are tying the knot! Wow! That's great!" Shino: "Yeah. Everyone's really happy for them." Jansen: "Hey, I'll bet! I gotta ask, though. How are the two of them dealing with the seal? That thing has to suck..." Shino's smile begins to fade a bit, and his eyes waver a bit. Shino: "They're...managing." Jansen's warm expression also begins to fade... Jansen: "....They didn't register with the Council and get the seal, did they?" Shino: "...Nope." Jansen: "Shino, they HAVE to get the DiEn Chastity Seal, otherwise there's a strong chance that..." Shino: "We are all aware of the risks involved, Jansen. Besides, I know how you think. What would you do if you were in thier position?" Jansen: "...That doesn't matter right now. They are breaking the DiEn law. I have to report them... With a flick of the wrist, three throwing knives pop down between Shino's fingers... Shino: "I can't let you do that." Jansen reaches into a small pouch on the side of his belt, and pulls out a pair of glowing brass knuckles. He slides them onto his hands, as they glow a bit more brilliantly... Jansen: "Yeah, I know. I guess that's why you brought the lot of them along too, eh?" Shino: "Can't take any chances..." Jansen: "Heh...It's funny. Of all the defenders of sex within wedlock, why am I not surprised that you're one of them?" Shino smirks a bit. A brief pause. A second later, Shino hurls his knives at Jansen. Jansen's right arm suddenly grows in size, and swats the tiny knives away. Two of them stick into the ceiling, the thrid sticks into the wall between them... Shino: "It's go time people...take him out!" Jansen takes a quick look at some of the other assorted, and dangerous, characters accompanying Shino... Jansen: *thinking* "...Shit. This is gonna be bad..." (edited by Jarukoth on 06-29-05 01:20 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 2869/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth is not even listening to any of JDavis' exploits. He is too busy admiring the Ritos surrounding him. He had never seen anything quite like them before, and ca't help but stare a bit at the unusual creatures... It isn't until he looks back up that he sees his other traveling companions a good distance ahead of him... Jarukoth: "Oh crap! Not again!" He rushes back along side his comrades, eager to not miss anything else interesting in this new place... |
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