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Jarukoth

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Posted on 01-23-05 04:43 PM, in Smackie the Frog

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Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Sigged because it made me laugh.

Note to You: Look up Mitch Hedberg. Be enlightened.

But honestly, ARE Frogs really better than Bears? Who WOULD win in a fight between a bigass grizzly bear and a crapload of poison dart frogs?

This is also assuming there are no penguins present.

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Posted on 01-23-05 08:17 PM, in Worst Movie Ever

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Originally posted by Uly
Ok, what is in your opinion the movie that would be better if it was not created?

"Mortal Kombat Annhilation was a real disappointment....

I had high hopes of seeing other characters as well, such as Kabal, Sektor, Smoke, Stryker..."

Fixed, and quoted for great truth.

From the looks of things, the third one should be WAY better, Christopher Lambert and Linden Ashby have already confirmed to have signed on. Plus, word is that they'll throw in Frost for this one. Throw in Big K and a better script, and we'll be set.

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Posted on 01-23-05 08:51 PM, in Sooooo.

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Hooray for bending the rules!

What I want to know is how the people with alt. accounts got away with them in the first place. The Hiryuu / Ranko thing, sure. But Xkeeper..?

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Posted on 01-24-05 12:12 AM, in Johnny Carson Passes

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Trapster shocks me once again.

Just heard the news a minute ago, and I am still shocked. There will never be another one like Johnny.

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Posted on 01-24-05 05:05 AM, in Happy 4th anniversary, Acmlm's Board!

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Geez. Including my old account as Thresher on the old board, I don't even remember when I started posting here. Anya's right though, in the sense that the social atmosphere of this board has influenced our lives in more ways than we would care to admit. I know it has with me...

In any case, Happy 4th AcmlmBoard, and here's to many more!

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Posted on 01-24-05 03:11 PM, in Well, no more secret threads.

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Correction: When we are limited to only ONE thread/forum/et cetera that everyone knows about, everybody wins.

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Posted on 01-25-05 03:06 AM, in TR2 Dracoon vs Jarukoth

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Meanwhile, Jarukoth does some prematch stretching in the locker room. As he prepares, Ada is listening to the conversation the Dracoon camp is having via her DiEn headset, while Shino looks over the official tournament rulebook...

Shino: "WE CAN FIGHT!"

Ada: "Mm?"

Shino excitedly points to a passage in the book...

Shino: "Right there! Page 32, Article 18, Paragraph 8. We can change out fighters between rounds!"

Ada: "...Sounds fun. I wouldn't mind showing of some of my new skills."

Shino: "You'll have to wait your turn, Adalicious. I call the next fight."

Jarukoth: "What makes you think I'll even LET you, Shino?"

Jarukoth gets up from his stretching, and looks at Shino with a serious expression on his face.

Jarukoth: "I've been waiting a LONG time for this tournament, and I'm not stepping aside for anything."

Shino: "Look, when you signed that sheet, you didn't just sign yourself up. You signed all three of us up. Besides, there's three with Dracoon's guys..."

Ada: "...Actually, there's a fourth fighter, it seems. Her name's Stacice."

Shino: "....."

Ada: "........."

Shino: "...........Is she hot?"

Ada: "She's only 17."

Shino: "Screw that, then. You can have her, J."

Jarukoth: (Flatly) "Gee, thanks."

Jarukoth looks at the clock. The match is about to begin.

He activates the warp portal to the arena. Before he departs, he looks back at Ada and Shino.

Jarukoth: "I'll tell you what. Depending on how this fight goes, I'll consider tagging one of you in...unless I face Kirbynite next. In that case, he's mine."

Ada: "Sounds fair enough. Give 'em hell, tiger."

Jarukoth smiles back at Ada, and then jumps through the portal.

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The other end of the portal opens in the arena, as Rammstein's "Asche zu Asche" blasts through the stadium's speakers. Only a second passes before Jarukoth can be seen emerging from the dark void. The crowd cheers as the portal closes behind the DiEn warrior. Jarukoth draws his sword, and the crowd soon lowers it's noise to an excited murmur as the music stops.

He briefly looks his opponent over before activating his Sharingan and assuming a fighting stance. He appears ready for her first attack, though his calm tone of voice would tend to argue otherwise...

Jarukoth: "So, you must be Stacice, eh? I hope you've come ready to play..."

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Shino: "Heh heh. He made a rhyme..."

Ada: "Shh."

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Posted on 01-25-05 05:58 AM, in A cure for cancer?

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Which is worse, I wonder?

Having Testicle Cancer, or having a Chansey heal your Pokeballs?

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Posted on 01-25-05 06:37 AM, in Sooooo.

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Sorry, but I believe the position of obscenely large user name has already been filled...

That is, unless X wants to go for some kind of a record...

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Posted on 01-25-05 07:13 AM, in TR2 Dracoon vs Jarukoth

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Thanks to Jarukoth's Sharingan foresight, he is able to catch Stacice by her leg rather easily. With a quick wind up spin, he tosses Stacice aside, hopefully before she can prepare a secondary attack.

Jarukoth: "I wouldn't be so quick to underestimate. Plus, I don't believe musical taste has anything to do with fighting ability..."

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In the locker room, Ada and Shino watch the action on a closed circuit monitor.

Ada: "Odd girl...even her own teammates doubt her, save for one."

Shino: "Hmm...If she's doing what I think she is, J could be in for a bit of a trip..."

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Posted on 01-25-05 04:07 PM, in The End of Toy Stores, Long Live the Game Stores

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Originally posted by Melvin
As long as there are video games and anime, there will always be a market for model kits and action figures to be placed on top of televisions and shelves in badass poses.

My thoughts exactly. What are you seeing more and more of in video game stores lately? Action figures. When I went to look at my local Gamestop for stuff like that, I noticed they had quite a few Halo figures in stock, but not a single Master Chief in sight. Not ONE.

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Posted on 01-26-05 06:39 AM, in Halfway done (Staff '05 stuff)

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Hmm, strange goings on lately.

Another thing I was just wondering: How come the previous system of mass promotion was not used, like the last staff reorganization?

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Posted on 01-26-05 06:57 AM, in TR2 Dracoon vs Jarukoth

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Ada: "Ahh. So that's her little trick."

Shino: "Ok, so maybe I was wrong. But she DID seem to lull J into a false sense of security."

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Shino was right. The sudden blast had caught Jarukoth off guard for the moment, forcing him to flip backwards. Though he lands on his feet, his BioArmor seems a bit scuffed up from the blasts' debris. He looks back at the girl with a smile.

Jarukoth: "Not a bad start. Let's keep it up, shall we?"

Jarukoth quickly forms some shinobi-like hand seals. Behind him, a big chunk of earth erupts from the ground, and floats in midair.

"Doton - Doryuudan!"
[Earth Dragon Missile]

The projectile forms a dragon-like shape, which almost appears to be alive and hissing at Stacice, seconds before the earthen dragon rockets itself straight at her.

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Posted on 01-26-05 02:36 PM, in Sooooo.

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About what I said earlier...I take it back.

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Posted on 01-27-05 04:01 AM, in End to the paparazzi?

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Wow. Of all things to see the end of in my lifetime, Paparazzism was not one of them. Really.

With any luck, maybe this will be a step towards a few less media whores. Maybe...

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Posted on 01-27-05 04:03 AM, in The worst planeteer ever was heart

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The best part about the Heart guy was the monkey.

Otherwise, he was a wuss.

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Posted on 01-27-05 04:07 AM, in What are you listening to? (PARAGRAPH, WITH DETAIL ABOUT THE SONG OR IT'S OVER)

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Keith Urban - "Who Wouldn't Want To Be Me"

My friend is really into country music, and sung this song for a recent talent show. If you like the genre, you will find this song stuck in your head rather easily. Infectious.

Plus, for what it's worth, the song puts me in a real good mood. That's saying something, considering midterms start tomorrow.

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Posted on 01-27-05 04:48 AM, in Naruto 245 Soon! And NEW Images!

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Holy Crap no Jutsu! Great find! I can't wait to see the redesigned Neji and Hinata. (And if I'm lucky, Gaara)

Speaking of redesigns, shouldn't Sakura have learned some new tricks by now? I hope...

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Posted on 01-27-05 04:54 AM, in "Fla-Vor-Ice" is the greatest invention ever.

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I have been aware of this secret since I was 8. Glad to see thou art enlightened.

Originally posted by Jesper
Originally posted by NSNick
The juice you have left after you're done is the best.
I am SO going to take this out of context.

That just shows that you have not tried one, otherwise you would not have tainted it's truth.

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