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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 1/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| I like the music from The Guardian Legend.... That weird-ass song that plays when you fight the flying green eye-dude PWN. |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 2/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Name: Spin-Temperance(Temperance's stats are the second ones in each set.) Gender: Male-Female Clothes: Crystal Armor, Necklace of Virtue-Robes of Purity, Bracelet of Hope Job: Beastmaster-Beastmaster Equipment: Sword Of Chastity,Magic Sign-Whip of Vengeance DoB: XX XX 21112-XX XX 21110 Appearance(Spin): Spin is a normal-sized fellow with gigantic eyes(He, like all characters in Critters, are anime-styled) and a massive, spiky green hairdo. He wears a lot of light armor, and is quite skinny. He has very pale skin and green eyes, and he carries a huge sword and several crystals on his belt, for he is a Critter Tamer...(More on them later). His element is Light. (Temperance) Temperance looks a bit like Kaolla Su from Love Hina, but differs from her in several ways. First, her hair is sable, and she's dressed in stereotypical Ancient Egyptian garb, that is black and red. Her skin is a bit, but not much, lighter, she's shorter, has freaky-ass eyes without pupils in them,carries a bunch of knives, and has the requisite crystals on a belt for all Critter Tamers. Her element is Darkness. Family(Spin): All immediate family is dead, but he has a ridiculously large extended family whos members are typically in positions of immense power (His uncle is Captain AAARG of the Interplanetary Armada and his cousin is Don Giovanni, 22nd Don of Jupiterian(Satellites included) Mafia...). However, while Spin is fighting for justice, his family tends to just try and screw him over. (Temperance) Temperance lives in complete isolation, and is the last surviving Non-Twatsitusi(She's a cross between East Indian and Egyptian) (All races officially became one race, the Twatsitusi, in 13143. Temperance's family was locked in the Temple of Fire, which, after several renovations, became the Temple of Darkness, and this results in Temperance being considered an inhuman/Twatsitusi infidel pigdog, albeit a sexy one, since she's not Twatsitusi in the slightest (She's East Indian....) Friends/Allies: Spin is very charismatic, and most people he meets tend to try and help him along. Besides his family, of course, they hate his ****in' guts. (Temperance) Spin, and their respective Critters. She's loathed by everyone else. Origin: Saturn(Satellites included. He was actually born on Mimas in Herschel Crater.) (Temperance) Earth Bio  pin is a man on a mission, and his mission is to save the Solar System from the Albrecht(An alien race, more on them later). Like all people above the age of nine who aren't severely handicapped, Spin has several Critters, a group of non-sentient aliens that range from cute to ungodly monstrous. Spin is completely mute, but his Critters can do the speaking for him, or, if he must, he can use a sign that can say anything he wishes to say. He met Temperance while trying to find the 10 Ethereal Badges (I know this is like Pokemon. Bear with me.), and beats her in a fight. As he appears to be the only person who didn't try to hurt/rape Temperance when they beat her, she immediately fell in love with him, and decided to follow him around on his quest. Later, it turned out that Temperance's Temple of Darkness was a fake Temple of Darkness(The real one was on Venus(It was terraformed)), and this royally screws up Spin. As it turns out, the only Temple that's not fake on Earth was the Temple of Light, and they kicked Spin's ass when he tried to fight them. Unfortunately, every temple Spin went to was on Earth, which makes his quest to destroy the Albrecht that much longer.After a while, he got to the Albrecht System, killed most of them, realized that these monsters were actually a failed human experiment in eternal youth (Albrecht look like twelve-year old kids, but they're all geniuses, very strong and very violent when trying to get their way(The Albrecht-Human war started over them trying to buy South America...)suffers an attack of conscience from killing another human, makes peace with the Albrecht(Although the occasional skirmish rises up between the two races) and created Mordecai's Disk,(A disk about the size of our Solar System that houses a crapload of alien races), and his acts form the basis for the Starslinger tales. (Temperance) Her story is almost identical to Spin's. She ends up being mythologized as the Disk Resident's version of Eve. Abilities: Both Spin and Temperance are experts in hand-to-hand combat, but they don't use it often. Rather, they use Critters to do their dirty work, and the Critters they use vary depending on the battle. They are also both at the pinnacle of human physical strength, flexibility, pain tolerance, etc. |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 3/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Emilio Estevez. No contest. "Emilio Estevez was born in Emilio Estevez land..." |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 4/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| CAT'S FOOT! IRON CLAW! NEUROSURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE! PARANOIA'S POISON DOOR! TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN! *Is this spam? It's the first verse in the song "Twenty-first Century Schizoid Man" by King Crimson, and later covered by April Wine, and it has the word "Schizoid" in it, and that's an adjective that roughly means "Something to do with schizophrenia" and the song kicks ass... |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 5/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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Originally posted by Slash Dafter Yowzers. Those mints ARE curiously strong. One person sprayed a few cans into the changing rooms in my school one day, and it does smell awful. |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 6/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Rules are as follows: Anything goes, besides those ridiculous *I SEND ONE MILLION COPIES OF THE IMMORTAL STAFF TO IMPALE THE OPPONENT AND BLOW HIM UP AND IT IS UNAVOIDABLE WOO* moves... the Don't Be Cheap rules, the Roleplaying rule and the Healing rule. Those rules are enforced, but teleporting and interference are O.K. Anyone who comes into the fight can enter. The arena is as follows: A UFC-ish arena, ten miles long, ten miles wide, and ten miles high, in the shape of a yotta-gon. The floor is made of Handwaivium-42, which is the Handwaivium isotope that is completely indestructible. There are walls, also made of Handwaivium-42, and there is a gate on each side of the arena. Spin walks into the arena, and stands in the middle, making this remark to himself: "If I hadn't lost that map, I would've been in Alberquerqe by now..." |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 7/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Spin whips out a sign that says: "Who the grim Hell are you?" Spin then grabs one of his crystals and throws it into the air, cutting it in two with the Sword of Chastity! "AND NUMBER FORTY-SEVEN SAID TO NUMBER THREE: "YOU'RE THE CUTEST LITTLE JAILBIRD I EVER DID SEE"!" Elvis-Shaped-Rock appears! *Elvis-Shaped-Rock(ERS): Description(What it looks like): ERS is a sentient rock that looks like Elvis Presley with the funky white cape and all. ERS' base stats: HP:80 ATK:110 DEF:90 SPD:70 SP.ATK:100 SP.DEF:80 Types:Rock/Sound Moves: The ERS moveset that Spin uses is as follows: Rock-N-Roll Light My Fire Body Slam Amplifier Avalanche *Moves are described when ERS uses them. If an opponent destroys ERS, they still haven't won. Spin/Temperance is the actual opponent in a fight... |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 8/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| "Certainly." ERS runs to one side of the arena and whips out a microphone! It begins to sing in the trademark baritone bellow of Elvis: "YEW AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND-DOG..." That Newfangled Rock And Roll: (Is called Rock-N'-Roll in the first post ERS appears in) ERS sings. VERY loudly; loud enough to cause grievous bodily harm to an opponent. It is unknown how a rock can sing, but ERS does so quite well. *That Newfangled Rock And Roll can also disorient an opponent. Spin's sign then says to Red, Green and Blue: "If you want to hear this show, it would be a good idea to put on some earplugs... After that message, Spin gets some earplugs from his pocket and puts them in his ear. *ERS' moves still do some damage to Spin if he can't hear the attack; just not as much damage as he'd take if he took them out. (edited by SchmendrickTheMagnificent on 08-01-04 05:35 PM) |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 9/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| "BUGGER OFF!" ERS' microphone explodes as the darkness and electricity hit it, but he whips out a guitar and massive amp! "THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH..." *Light My Fire: A huge ring of flame, and then a blast of sound comes out of ERS as ERS plays the song "Light My Fire" by The Doors on his guitar. This attack , but instead of disorienting an opponent, it can burn. **While it's a mystery how ERS can play the drum, organ and guitar parts at the same time, he does. Don't argue with The King. Spin's sign lights up again, and says: "OH SHIIIIT!" as the ring expands! The blast of sound heads toward Drake! |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 10/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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Originally posted by The SomerZ I don't think he was. On the "Old Threads" board from the original ACMLMboard, his name was in blue. So, he wasn't banned unless things work differently there. |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 11/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| ERS begins to play the guitar solo from "Freebird"! Amplifier: When this move is used, the next attack ERS uses is at 1.5 power. Can be used to a max of three times in a row. Spin takes out a harmonica and begins to jam with ERS! |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 12/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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Originally posted by Aioria No. This stuff would be a terrible porn collection, as many Acmlm-ers are underage, and not everyone is hot. Myself included in the hot category, but apparently some people think I'm cute. Odd. EDIT: On-topic: I'm not naked. I just don't have a shirt on. (edited by Pirate AE on 08-02-04 09:11 PM) |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 13/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Short, but I'm going to shave myself bald and then probably grow dreads or something. | |||
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 14/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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Originally posted by DarkSlayaOriginally posted by Pirate AEOriginally posted by Aioria Yes, but the people who'd buy it are icky. |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 15/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Watermelon In Easter Hay is an incredible song, as is Titties And Beer. And most of his other work is pretty good, too. Who else likes him? |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 16/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| "YEAH. LIKE THIS'LL WORK..." Spin sends out another creature! GoldRush: Desc.Looks like a cross between Animal and Neil Peart(Drummer for Rush) on a huge , gold drum kit with wheels and a RICED-UP motor. Stats: HP:40 ATK:70 DEF:60 SPD:135 SP.ATK:110 SP.DEF:60 Type:Metal/Sound Moveset: Jammin' Teleport (Before anyone starts to whine, it was okayed in the first post and he can only teleport twenty feet in a certain direction three times.) Bass attack Sandstorm Tribal Rhythm GoldRush uses Jammin' on ERS! Jammin: An extremely powerful attack that, when used, makes the creature that it is used on explode, destroying it (Not permanently, the person controlling the explodee can still use it in the next fight) and hopefully severely damaging an opponent. The blast radius is about a hundred feet across. Spin runs away from ERS and his sign says: "And they said heavy metal was the danger to today's youth. It was PROG-ROCK, man!" |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 17/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| GoldRush pulls a computer and turntable from the drum kit, and begins to fiddle around with them! A crapload of bright, black sand appears from GoldRush's double bass drum, and the sand begins to swirl around at an insane speed! Sandstorm: A sandstorm begins to wallop everything in the arena with very wallop-y sand. Hurts like a bitch, and does a bit less than mediocre damage. (I.. like it. It has a good beat... And you can dance to it!) Spin is currently throwing his sword up into the air and waiting for someone to fight him! |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 18/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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Originally posted by EvillerLegion I'm not trying to be an asshole here, but didn't you say a while back that you thought that the city should be destroyed in a war and then have the ground salted? Or were you just really pissed off then? |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 19/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| OOC: How do you avoid a sandstorm? Spin merely stands there with his sword unsheathed. The sword begins to glow red and begins to sing in arabic... |
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Pirate AE Blue Octorok Level: 12 Posts: 20/45 EXP: 6482 For next: 1439 Since: 07-29-04 Since last post: 136 days Last activity: 136 days |
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| Spin throws his sword at Green as the electricity hits it! This causes a large bolt of electricity to bridge the gap between them as the sword comes back to Spin's hand. However, Spin seems to be pretty hurt by the attack, but he's still standing. Spin then flips Green off, and goes into Surquidous Camel Stance! GoldRush begins to pound on his bass drums and comp like there's no tomorrow! The sand promptly falls to the ground and begins to fly up into the air, fall down and fly up again in a circular pattern! SUB-Sub-Woofer: The attack is charging up, so the description will be in the next post. |
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I can still picture some of his signatures! 
