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Dark Vampriel

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Posted on 01-18-05 09:25 AM Link | Quote
Warning label prize winner

This is quite amusing and I couldn't believe how someone managed to come up with that kind of warning label either.


(edited by Dark Vampriel on 01-18-05 12:37 AM)
Zem
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Posted on 01-18-05 09:30 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Dark Vampriel
Warning label prize winner

This is quite amusing and I couldn't believe how someone managed to come up with that kind of warning label either.

What the fuck possessed you to surround your url with { } =(

This is how it's done.

That's kind of funny. It's MSNBC trying to pretend they're run by humans again. =o
Dark Vampriel

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Posted on 01-18-05 09:41 AM Link | Quote
Ok I removed the {} now. Honestly I have no clue why I did that. XD I'll keep that in mind from now on.
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Posted on 01-18-05 11:51 AM Link | Quote
This year sucked as far as warning labels go.

Also, did anyone else find the second-prize winner much, much funnier than the first?
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Posted on 01-18-05 12:25 PM Link | Quote
They weren't all that good, but yeah, the second was is better.
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Posted on 01-18-05 01:06 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw

Also, did anyone else find the second-prize winner much, much funnier than the first?


Yeah, I thought that one was funnier. The first one was just lame.

I like those weird warning signs on roads better.
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Posted on 01-18-05 06:08 PM Link | Quote
ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.

WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.

HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.

And more.
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Posted on 01-19-05 12:58 AM Link | Quote
Haha, always liked these two:


THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.



NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.
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Posted on 01-19-05 03:16 AM Link | Quote
Warning on my friend's toy car

"keep away from electric stove, open fire stove, and mightiness of sunlight bottom"

Jesus, that sunlight bottom is so fucking mighty!
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Posted on 01-19-05 07:22 AM Link | Quote
On a site along time ago, it had a list of funny, and real, warnings they had on products. The only one I remember however, was a warning on a hair dryer that read: *WARNING: Do not use this product while you are asleep* . What stupid things people come up with
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Posted on 01-19-05 07:32 AM Link | Quote
Such a site may be found here, though it's probably not the site you're thinking of.

(Hint: I found it by googling 'real warning labels'. Learn about google today! Do not apply to anus.)

EDIT: As a side note, that site contains large amounts of pure gold.


(edited by Zem on 01-18-05 10:35 PM)
alte Hexe

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Posted on 01-19-05 07:50 AM Link | Quote
I'm always impressed with engrish. That is a beautiful evil!
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Posted on 01-19-05 12:56 PM Link | Quote
"Not responsible for broken teeth" Found on a caramel apple stick.

"Do not put in mouth." Found on a box of bottle rockets.
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Posted on 01-20-05 03:51 AM Link | Quote
I wish that they could include a warning for the label warning too.

But honestly, it's getting overhand. And thoose ridicolous lawsuits, how is it with the legal system over there? I yet have to hear about similar cases in Europa...
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