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Xeolord

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Posted on 01-11-05 04:05 AM Link
SPAM A LA KING

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Main dish

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1/3 c Chopped green bell pepper
3 tb Butter or margarine
3 tb Flour
1/4 ts Salt
1/8 ts Coarsely ground pepper
1 c Water
1 c Half-and-half
1 Chicken bouillon cube
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
-(12 oz)
1 cn Sliced mushrooms, drained
-(4 oz)
1/4 c Chopped pimiento
Puff pastry shells, rice,
-or toast

In large saucepan, saute green pepper in butter until tender. Blend in
flour, salt, and pepper until smooth. Stir in water, half-and-half,
and bouillon cube. Cook over low heat, stirring until bouillon
dissolved and mixture boils and thickens. Add SPAM, mushrooms, and
pimiento. Cook and stir 3 minutes. Serve over puff pastry shells,
rice, or toast.

Now you are all enlightened and can make Spam.



Oh yeah, guess this'll mark my 1,000th post. =)
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Posted on 01-11-05 08:31 AM Link
I find that having spam as a main ingredient of the dish makes the concept of making spam null and void.
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Posted on 01-11-05 09:12 AM Link
Originally posted by Colleen
I find that having spam as a main ingredient of the dish makes the concept of making spam null and void.


Could you please explain that? It makes less sense than a time puzzle in a Zelda game.
(Aren't the other ingredients there to make it "a la King"?)


(edited by Mutation on 01-14-05 01:37 AM)
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Posted on 01-11-05 12:39 PM Link
And somehow, I knew it would be something like this. The wordplay on spam being a meat is becoming rather archaic, isnt it?
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Posted on 01-11-05 11:27 PM Link
Originally posted by Colleen
I find that having spam as a main ingredient of the dish makes the concept of making spam null and void.


It's more of preparing Spam, not making it.

I like Spam sandwiches.
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Posted on 01-12-05 04:09 AM Link
SPAM doesnt agree with me... I eat it, and then its on the floor/table.

And chicken sandwhiches are better
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Posted on 01-12-05 04:44 AM Link
Originally posted by FreeDOS
Originally posted by Colleen
I find that having spam as a main ingredient of the dish makes the concept of making spam null and void.


It's more of preparing Spam, not making it.

I like Spam sandwiches.


I concur.

Spam on a toasted english muffin with a slice of cheese = Win.
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 01-12-05 04:58 AM Link
... But he said making spam. And he lists spam as an incredient.

Quh.
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Posted on 01-12-05 08:24 AM Link
Mutation: Then obviously you don't have a good grasp of the English language.

Title of thread: "Here's how to make Spam"

My post: "I find that having spam as a main ingredient of the dish makes the concept of making spam null and void." -> In other words, how can you make spam (if you take the thread title literally) using spam as the MAIN ingredient?
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Posted on 01-12-05 08:51 AM Link
This thread is spam.

[closed]

[re-opened] You suck.

[closed] No you do.

[re-opened] No you.

[closed] You.

[re-opened] You.

[closed] You.

[re-opened] You.

[closed] You.

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Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 01-12-05 07:18 PM Link
Originally posted by Colleen
In other words, how can you make spam (if you take the thread title literally) using spam as the MAIN ingredient?
Ooh, ooh, I know this one.

Alchemy, magic, etc.
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Posted on 01-13-05 08:27 AM Link
...

*takes a block of spam and places it on a counter*

*waves a magic wand*

..........Yeah. Like, ANYONE can do that.
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Posted on 01-13-05 10:37 AM Link
Originally posted by Colleen
...

*takes a block of spam and places it on a counter*

*waves a magic wand*

..........Yeah. Like, ANYONE can do that.


I can't. My IQ is too low to figure it out.
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Posted on 01-13-05 03:09 PM Link
Yeah...like this isn
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Posted on 01-14-05 03:57 AM Link
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Ooh, ooh, I know this one.

Alchemy, magic, etc.
I was thinking more along the lines of genetic altering through heavy radiation, but the theory of alchemy works too


(edited by Kirby ATW on 01-14-05 10:15 PM)
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Posted on 01-14-05 05:35 AM Link
It only fails because you lack the philosopher's stone, which I have. *makes another philosopher's stone with the power of the philosopher's stone and gives it to Colleen*

Ummm... Yeah.
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Posted on 01-16-05 06:55 AM Link
No, it's like reverse homeopathy. See, you start out with spam diluted in all this other stuff, and you can get the spam back out of it... somehow. I don't claim to understand it. Xeogred is clearly light-years ahead of everyone else - and that doesn't mean much until you consider that on this scale, being an inch ahead is like... a hell of a lot. And a light-year is a hell of a lot of inches.
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Posted on 01-16-05 07:56 AM Link
It is a miracle! I have perfected the technique of turning wine in to water.


(edited by Kyouji Craw on 01-15-05 10:57 PM)
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Posted on 01-16-05 10:06 PM Link
Who would want to turn wine into water? Come up with something more practical.
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 01-17-05 10:05 PM Link
And turning a small amount of spam and perfectly good ingredients in to a large amount of spam is?
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