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| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Sim-Battle Arena - The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) |
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Orange Pastry Red Paratroopa Level: 22  Posts: 72/168 EXP: 53220 For next: 5130 Since: 03-15-04 From: Umm... I forgot... Since last post: 575 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Standing at the front line of a war at birth, Pastry, being the icon of all classic gaming stands as a flock of millons of cuccos appear. Readying his arsenal of paper thin weapons, he waits for any sign of attack...Many thoughts run through his head, but only one is of a consern to him... Pastry: Where is everyone?  (Note: Rules are simply, no god like attacks, claming kills over cuccos is fine if you don't overdo it without a good reason. I'll add more as needed.) Edit: Ok, this is going to end up being comical, so try and keep it that way  (edited by Orange Pastry on 03-23-04 11:14 PM) (edited by Orange Pastry on 03-23-04 11:15 PM) (edited by Orange Pastry on 03-23-04 11:53 PM) |
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Steak Zora Level: 35  Posts: 122/507 EXP: 278751 For next: 1185 Since: 03-16-04 From: Ohio University Since last post: 195 days Last activity: 195 days |
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| A Dark Elf appears nearby. He pulls up a lawn chair, a chocolate malt, and a bowl of popcorn. "This stands among the strangest spectacles I've heard of. Let's see it." |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30  Posts: 38/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| The sound of a scooter is heard, and gets slowly louder. Eventually, the scooter appears along with Lemon Kirby on top of it. He jumps off, and grabs a handfull of roasted peanuts. He then enters the ring, and swallows all of the peanuts. "Looks like you'll be needing some help." The puffball draws a sword, and puts on a link hat. He then gets in a battle stance. The scooter makes its way over near the Dark Elf, and somehow puts up an umbrella. |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 109/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth is travelling around the arena, when he happens to bear witness to a most unusual battle of the ages. "What...the...hell? I HAVE to check this out..." He soon leaps onto the front lines, and joins the others as he draws his sword. "A cucco shoot? Let's do it!" |
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cpubasic13 17 years old now. Time to buy some M rated games by myself! Level: 54  Posts: 51/1346 EXP: 1206934 For next: 26936 Since: 03-15-04 From: Blame my parents, Eddy Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Binary code swoops in the arena. It forms the shape of a human. A bright flash, and there stands Link... or someone dressed as him. "Dressed for the perfect occasion. Now to kill some cuccos!" Cpubasic pulls out a Bom-chu and is ready for the stupid birds. |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30 Posts: 54/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| The birds start drawing nearer, and started flying even faster. "Well, looks like it's now or never!" Lemon Kirby ran in front of the Cuccos, and opened his mouth really wide. Many cuccos flew into his mouth, and he closed his mouth and ran back to the line of fighters. He then swallowed the IQ nill birds. "Mmm... Tastes like chicken!" |
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Orange Pastry Red Paratroopa Level: 22 Posts: 83/168 EXP: 53220 For next: 5130 Since: 03-15-04 From: Umm... I forgot... Since last post: 575 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Pastry: Time to go "pork" off some chicken... Slowly, Pastry draws from his pocket, paper thin frying pan... With a quick flick of his wrist and a set of annoying beeps...a series of well aimed pieces of hot crispy bacon fly out of the pan directly at the massive cucco army... Pastry: Eat 100% pure pig you flying fiends!! |
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Utilityman Like Like Level: 44  Posts: 300/813 EXP: 566605 For next: 44680 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 353 days Last activity: 4 days |
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| With a great flash, Ultimanium appears in the middle of the field, drawing his blade. He is promptly trampled to death. Moments later Max and Parad appear, loading him into a stretcher and jogging away. Troy: Oh dear. *waves a wooden sword* TO BATTLE! |
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Mr. Communist Red Goomba Level: 11  Posts: 30/38 EXP: 5720 For next: 265 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 583 days Last activity: 274 days |
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| Zera walks to the top of a hill, a safe distance from the fight. She draws a Dr. Pepper and sits down, and starts sipping on the soda. "Wewt! This should be fun!" She then takes out some of those awesome little peanut things they give out on planes and starts to eat those. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 117/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| "Kage Bushin no Jutsu!" Jarukoth's six shadow clones appear, and draw thier swords along with Jarukoth. "CHARGE!" The seven warriors bum rush the leigon of cuccos head on, slashing into seven of the cuccos. Blood stained feathers are flying everywhere. |
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Raku Mel Red Koopa Level: 19  Posts: 28/126 EXP: 34477 For next: 1300 Since: 03-18-04 From: Bluesville Since last post: 471 days Last activity: 227 days |
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| A girl named Taffy walks by the melee, holding a bag of groceries, obviously oblivious to what's going on. "Ohhh, they're talkin' bout The niiiiiight, Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane..." She's promptly ambushed by a stampeding herd of fleeing cuccos, but manages to escape by leaping up into a tree. However, she is not able to save her batch of soft chocolate chip cookies, which by now are trampled to inedible crumbs. Slowly she drops down, saddened and enraged by the huge loss of snack food. "That....does it. My cookies must be avenged!! The feathery devils will DIE BY THE TRUCKLOAD!! ...Come! Silver Aegis!"A keyblade appears in her right hand. "Now Dark Aegis!!" A black one appears in her left. They change form: Silver Aegis is now Hologram, Dark Aegis is now Misfit. "Okay, this intro has gone on long enough. HyperSnow!!" Taffy's blades glow blue, and a huge snowboulder tumbles into the fray, as if it had been rolling down from a mountain. It picks up speed as it moves, as well as a score or so of several confused Cuccos. "Heh...I feel better already." ^^;; |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 126/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| "I've wanted to do this move for a while...Desert Coffin!" Sand is extracted from the ground below, and encases a group of nearby cuccos until they can't move. "Desert Graveyard!" The sand implodes violently on the cuccos. More Blood. More feathers. |
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cpubasic13 17 years old now. Time to buy some M rated games by myself! Level: 54 Posts: 57/1346 EXP: 1206934 For next: 26936 Since: 03-15-04 From: Blame my parents, Eddy Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Cpubasic pulls out a Hero's Bow with Fire Arrows. He aims at one cucco and shoots the arrow at it. It turned into a cooked chicken. "Looks like I'm having dinner tonight!" He reloads and fires at another cucco. Then another. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 136/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth pulls out a chainsaw from his bioarmor. He revs it up, and makes cucco salad...the hard way. "Groovy." |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30 Posts: 62/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Lemon Kirby whipped out a bucket, and three cuccos flew into it. Each one turned into oil, and when the bucket was full, he threw it on the ground. He then lit it ablaze, and the stupid birds flew into the massive pillar of fire. Then, he takes out a seed shooter, loads it with mystery seeds, and shoots cuccos that didn't fly into the flame. Each one of them turned into giant cuccos, and got blown over by the wind. Lemon Kirby then tried to throw all of them into the blaze, but they were too heavy. "Uh... Can someone help me over here?" |
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Orange Pastry Red Paratroopa Level: 22 Posts: 93/168 EXP: 53220 For next: 5130 Since: 03-15-04 From: Umm... I forgot... Since last post: 575 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Pastry: Sure. After helping Lemon Kirby, something appears over the horizon... Pastry: Oh Sh*t!! Though looking harmless, a small black cucco appears walking in a causal pace, two blue cucco's holding flags reading... "*Pojo, King of Cuccos" *(See: Gauntlet: Dark Legacy Cheats) |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30 Posts: 72/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| "Ack! Not him! He's the inflamable Cojo! Aiee!!!" Lemon Kirby ran around in circles, then hid behind a tree, and then uses Fire on the two blue cluckers. They turned into perfect dinners, and Cojo noticed the fighters. He grew twenty times as big as usual, and pecked the ground. A mini-quake started, and LK's tree fell over. "Crud..." ________________________ I thought Cojo was the one Cucco from LoZ64, but that's another cucco... Oh well. (edited by Lemon Kirby on 03-26-04 08:34 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 140/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| "I...think I have problems of my own..." A survivor from Jarukoth's attacks lets loose with a tremendous crow, calling a massive blitzkrieg of divebombing cuccos on him. "Oh shit indeed...AGGGHHH!" |
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Lemon Luigi Mole Level: 30 Posts: 75/356 EXP: 164161 For next: 1708 Since: 03-15-04 From: USA Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| "Argh! Jarukoth!" Lemon Kirby threw a pie at the chickens attacking Jarukoth, and they turned and ran at LK. He then ate them, and spat out tiny chicken skeletons. "Not bad, but they could have used a little more blueberry pie flavoring..." |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 143/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| "What the hell do you think you're doing, Lemon Kirby!?!? You just wasted a perfectly good pie!" Halfway through his insane rant, Jarukoth spots a black dot emerging from the back. "The Cucco King? Oh...yes. Must...shred...DIE DEVILBIRD! EEEHAAAHH!!!" Jarukoth pulls an AK-47 from his bioarmor, and plows through the first few lines, while firing wildly at the cucco king. |
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