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ErkDog Fuzz Ball Level: 47  Posts: 22/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days |
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"). "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", he replied, and left. MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK. |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 29/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| You racist. RACIST. And sexist. You're sexist against men. But it was funny. |
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Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75  Posts: 47/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Bwahahah, that was quite possibly the second funniest thing of the day. | |||
KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 6/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Why do I get the feeling Ive heard that one somewhere? | |||
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.  Level: 114  Posts: 32/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Yeah, I've heard it before. Oh, and how is he racist? | |||
Utilityman Like Like Level: 44  Posts: 24/813 EXP: 566605 For next: 44680 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 353 days Last activity: 4 days |
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| I believe the word is sexism... still... XD (edited by Ultimanium on 03-14-04 09:38 PM) (edited by Ultimanium on 03-14-04 10:58 PM) |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 47/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Yeah, sexist not racist.  Personally i'm feminist. The calm sort  . (not the OMFG DESTROY KILL ALL THE MEN!!!1 kind  )Womans can say more smart/evil things than men. I know from personal experince... It's an funny story at least.  |
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Mystery Re-regger Goomba Permaban - Don't cause trouble here. Level: 8 Posts: 12/22 EXP: 2021 For next: 166 Since: 10-14-04 Since last post: 379 days Last activity: 339 days |
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damn you suck  |
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