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Banedon

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Posted on 12-05-04 02:28 AM Link | Quote
#include < stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
     printf("Code isn't stupid! Without code, there would be no Acmlm's Board!");
}

(edited by Banedon on 12-04-04 05:29 PM)
(edited by Banedon on 12-04-04 05:29 PM)
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-05-04 02:38 AM Link | Quote
Oh, that argument can be used for any number of things.

Example.

Code is stupid! Without code, Acmlm's board wouldn't exist, and as an extention of that, many, many people would be unable to annoy us.

But on the other hand... Without Acmlm's board I don't think I ever would've stopped being an annoying n00b.
Banedon

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Posted on 12-05-04 02:50 AM Link | Quote
Without Acmlm's Board, I would have been an annoying n00b for several months at some other board...

Besides, without code, there'd be no videogames.
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-05-04 02:57 AM Link | Quote
Dammit you win Can't give up my videogames... Nooooooo..
FreeDOS

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Wannabe-Mod :<
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Posted on 12-05-04 03:05 AM Link | Quote
And besides, I didn't post code. I posted a Unix command.
DarkSlaya
POOOOOOOOOOOORN!
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Posted on 12-05-04 03:12 AM Link | Quote

This sample PHP code would be suited for AYB (and this thread):

if($ayb == "Overused"){
mysql_query("UPDATE threads SET closed=1 WHERE id=$_GET[id]"); or die(AYB is still overused);
}

If it could work....
windwaker

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WHY ALL THE MAYONNAISE HATE
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Posted on 12-05-04 03:23 AM Link | Quote
if ($ww == holyuberness) echo "windwaker is the holy uberness";
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `windwaker` (`rules`) VALUES ('omg he so cool and this is lame');
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-05-04 04:03 AM Link | Quote
You're *still* all crazy, I hope you know.
Banedon

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Posted on 12-05-04 05:17 AM Link | Quote
I've been crazy ever since I registered here.
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-05-04 05:39 AM Link | Quote
Ugh. Ban? Could you explain what you mean by that? Because you keep saying it without offering any proof. I have proof. The proof is this very thread. But what have you said? Nothing. You say you're crazy, but how can you be sure?
Banedon

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Posted on 12-05-04 05:46 AM Link | Quote
REASONS WHY BANEDON IS CRAZY
Version 436.85, December 4, 2004

- He posts at Acmlm's.
- He is obsessed with rubber chickens.
- He thinks that rubber chickens are alive.
- He throws cakes.
- He doesn't eat cakes, because they are to be thrown, not eaten.
- He is referring to himself in the third person.
- He wrote this list.
- He returned to Acmlm's today after a one-and-a-half month hiatus.
- He uses Internet acronyms in real life.
- He uses a really weird Internet alias like "Banedon."
- He is so obsessed with his user number that he has added it to his AIM name.
- He switches AIM names constantly.
- At one point, he posted at TEK Hacks.
- Shall I go on?
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-05-04 05:51 AM Link | Quote
NO... That's not necessary. And I use internet acronyms in real life too.
KATW

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Posted on 12-05-04 06:16 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Banedon
REASONS WHY BANEDON IS CRAZY
Version 436.85, December 4, 2004

- He posts at Acmlm's.
- He is obsessed with rubber chickens.
- He thinks that rubber chickens are alive.
- He throws cakes.
- He doesn't eat cakes, because they are to be thrown, not eaten.
- He is referring to himself in the third person.
- He wrote this list.
- He returned to Acmlm's today after a one-and-a-half month hiatus.
- He uses Internet acronyms in real life.
- He uses a really weird Internet alias like "Banedon."
- He is so obsessed with his user number that he has added it to his AIM name.
- He switches AIM names constantly.
- At one point, he posted at TEK Hacks.
- Shall I go on?
Not in 3rd person, you fail.

*Insert somthing about not believing that people can be weirder than me*
Tarale
I'm not under the alfluence of incohol like some thinkle peop I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

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Posted on 12-05-04 09:05 AM Link | Quote
hehe, I like that one, FreeDOS

I also like the one I have on my shirt. I wear it to work (I work on a help desk) and I'm waiting for my boss to tell me not to...

> SELECT * FROM 'users' WHERE 'clue' > 0
0 rows returned


Hehehehehehe....
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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From: Canada, w00t!
LOL FAD

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Posted on 12-05-04 01:38 PM Link | Quote
year = 2101; // In AD 2101
BeginWar(); // War was beginning
cout << "What happen?"; // What Happen?
TheBomb.setup(us); // Somebody set up us the bomb.
getSignal(); // We get signal.
cout << "What!"; // What!
MainScreen.SetActivation(1); // Main screen turn on.
cout << "It's you!!"; // It's you!!
getGentlemenStatus(); // How are you gentlemen!!
for (i = 0; i < num_base; i++) // All your base are belong to us.
{
your_base[i].SetOwnership(us);
}
you.SetDestructionPath(1); // You are on the way to destruction.
cout << "What you say!!"; // What you say!!
you.SetChanceToSurvive(0); // You have no choice to survive
you.MakeTime(); // Make your time
cout << "Ha Ha Ha Ha...."; // Ha ha ha ha....
cout << "Captain!!"; // Captain!!
for (i = 0; i < num_zig; i++) // Take off every 'Zig'!!
{
zig[i].TakeOff();
}
you.SetCompetency(1); // You know what you doing.
MoveZig(); // Move 'Zig'.
if(ZigMoved()) // For great justice.
{
great_justice = 1;
}
All your base are belong to C++.

[edit] Damn those [i]s.

(edited by HyperHacker on 12-05-04 04:41 AM)
(edited by HyperHacker on 12-05-04 04:42 AM)
Kyoufu Kawa
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Posted on 12-05-04 04:06 PM Link | Quote
me.Applaud(HyperHacker)
Smallhacker

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Posted on 12-05-04 04:08 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kawa-oneechan
me.Applaud(HyperHacker)

theft$=copyprogramcode$("Kawa-oneechan")
print theft$
Kyoufu Kawa
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Posted on 12-05-04 04:11 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Smallhacker

theft$=copyprogramcode$("Kawa-oneechan")
print theft$
Out of string space.
Banedon

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Posted on 12-05-04 04:13 PM Link | Quote
?OUT OF MEMORY ERROR
READY.

Dangit...should have gotten the 256K memory upgrade...

I guess that's what you get for programming a Commodore 64 in 2004.
Ran-chan

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eek, when are they going to stop growing...
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Posted on 12-05-04 11:01 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Banedon
Originally posted by windwaker
I am fucking SICK of all your base coming from this board. It's not funny anymore. You killed it. Hell, not only did you kill it, you dug up t he corpse, pissed on it, and then had sex with it.

~ Valcion quote


LOL.

Personally, I'm more sick of gender changes than anything else.


What do you mean? I
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