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SGT_Vegitto Octorok Level: 8  Posts: 2/22 EXP: 1969 For next: 218 Since: 11-03-04 From: Courtenay, BC, Canada Since last post: 235 days Last activity: 235 days |
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| The world will first start off with some heretics claiming that a huge wave of flesh eating zombie aliens will come in the year 2586. Frightened by this, the united states decides to build anti zombie guns by combining holy water with disinfectant, and conforming it with radiation, Building huge ray guns to stop them from coming. In 2586 a huge wave of alien ships do come, but they are full of rabid mutated dolphins carrying RPG-7's and XM1081 Auto shotguns. Baffled by this the Americans decide to fire their weapons, which have little affect because the radiation makes the dolphins bigger, the holy water makes them stronger, and the disinfectant just didn't do anything..... Because of the radiation though, it starts to eat through their ships VERY slowly, in a last ditch attempt the Americans decide to fire all their cannons (over 2 million now) all at once, which they hope can slow them down. After 3 hours of solid bombardment. the ships begin to pull away, but from this huge use of radiation the world has been turned into a desolate outcrop, where huge mutated beings have developed, including mutated dolphins..... 50 years later scientists will have constructed huge particle beam cannons, which they found by adding baking soda, can do that with they other guns, and will not produce a radioactive affect. All mutated creatures are wiped out and radiation ceases on earth, this takes 10 year. it is 2646 now. 4 years later, everything has been rebuilt to its former glory, and the particle beam guns stand as a glory to all of the Americans accomplishments, they decide to celebrate when a lone scientist comes along telling them that the earth has spun out of orbit from all the firing of the cannons, and that the ships didn't actually retreat, they just couldn't keep up with the earth as it spun off of orbit. They dismiss this as false information and everyone rejoices for 20 more years. in 2670 though, there is a massive heat wave, scientists cannot figure out why, as per everything that can create greenhouse gasses was resolved in 2323... Americans come to the conclusion that the scientist was actually accurate in his assumptions that the world was out of its orbit, and in fact it was spinning straight towards the sun. America soon developed a plan to shoot the Sun straight on with all their firepower, this should knock them straight back into their original orbit if they use the same amount of firepower. 18 years later they are ready for the shot, scientists calculated that the earth would be enveloped by the sun in 2 years, and any closer now would be more than humans could handle for heat. On February the 23rd, they fire all of their particle beams straight into the sun, for a whole 3 hours, this causes them to slowly drift back away from the sun. 2 years later when scientists look again, they realize that that shot not only sent earth back into it's orbit, but it sent the sun out, straight into the earths flight path as well. 2 years later they figure out that the earth would of missed the sun entirely because a comet had past by that would of knocked them back into orbit. In a last ditch attempt they decide to use the earths moon as a projectile to shoot towards the sun. America fires and the moon is hit with so much force that it disintegrates which baffles scientists because the earths core was supposed to be filled with adamantine, an unbreakable material. 1 year later just before they are about to hit the sun, the rock pieces from the moon form into what people believed to be a message of doom. it read "Sayians always have the best endings" The earth then drifted straight into the sun, at which it was engulfed and the sun became a supernova. People that have studied the history of earth, have found out that the leader of the people who said the zombies were coming was none other than Vegitto, the strongest of all saiyans, who had come there, told that rumour, abruptly left, then sent 50 of his planets low class cruisers to act as the zombies ships. THE END and to think that it only took me 20 minutes to write completely (sorry if anyone gets offended) |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 1449/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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 Uh. Geez, listen, I don't know how to break it to you, but all you did was type random shit in 20 minutes. And no, that's NOT a good thing. Also, you're banned from ever mentioning Dragonball Z. Ever. Holy shit guys, this is giving me a headache.... |
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Xtreme984 Koopa Level: 18  Posts: 66/111 EXP: 25164 For next: 4733 Since: 07-27-04 Since last post: 116 days Last activity: 58 days |
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| this is just a total piece of crap, it's just not logical and too weird to be actually considered art. | |||
Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119  Posts: 4025/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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| AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA [gasps for air] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [gasps for air] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA HAA HAAAAAA... Okay, I'm done. |
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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79  Posts: 1670/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by SGT_Vegitto the fact that earth died offended me. and i think you have i s s u e s. (edited by Yoshi Dude on 11-03-04 12:41 PM) |
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SGT_Vegitto Octorok Level: 8 Posts: 3/22 EXP: 1969 For next: 218 Since: 11-03-04 From: Courtenay, BC, Canada Since last post: 235 days Last activity: 235 days |
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| hmm, 3 people nebetsu. i had guessed 5. (btw i made this about 2 years ago because i was arguing with someone on who had the best idea for how the earth would be taken over or blow up, and i was on 7es of nestea at 3 in the morning.) nyways, don't ask why i had made it anyways, and i don't have issues, i was just very bored. Now onto other things |
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Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119 Posts: 4028/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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| Uh, you might not want to toy with the members here and make bets on how many people are going to slam a work of yours when you already know it sucks the big one. Otherwise, some of us can get a wee bit pissed. [closed] |
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