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Teddylot
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Posted on 06-07-04 08:22 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot hopped onto a nearby swing and began to swing back and forth. He then took out his trusty tranquilizer gun and began to aim it at the red balloon underneath that weird green guy. Up and down, up and down. When the teddy was able to get enough altitude to be exactly even with the balloon, he shot at it.

A loud thud was heard and the red balloon was floating off into the air.


Teddylot: *slows down to a stop* Hmm . . . missed.
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Posted on 06-07-04 08:10 PM Link | Quote
((*grumbles* Man, that beautiful FLCL post was lost... ))

The odd man in the skintight suit landed next to Kirbynite. Kirby was highly startled, and almost tripped. He looked to the side, and saw the man.

Kirbynite: Hey... are.. you ok?

The odd man got up to his feet. His skintight suit squeaked with every movement. Kirbynite was a bit frightened.

Tingle: *squints at Kirby* What's this? Green clothes? *looks at Kirby's hand* A glowing fairy? Sir, could you, by chance, be a forest fairy? Oh my! *does a little dance, squeaking some more*

Kirbynite: Um... actually..

Tingle: My name is Tingle! I think I am the same as you, sir. A forest fairy!

Kirbynite: But...

Tingle: Alas, though I am already age 35, no fairy has come to me yet...

Kirbynite, with a dull look in his eyes, just stared at Tingle. The Deku Dreamlander would've had his jaw hanging if it weren't for his unusually shaped mouth.

Tingle: My father tells me to grow up and act my age, but why? I tell you...Tingle is the very reincarnation of a fairy! Now while I stand here waiting for a fairy of my own, I sell maps to help out my father.

Tingle stares at the glowing fairy in Kirby's hand. The stray fairy has a very big sweatdrop.

Tingle: *hops* Lucky! Lucky! You're so lucky to have a fairy! I know! I know! We should be friends! Yes! Yes! In exchange, I will sell you a map for cheap as a sign of my friendship.

Kirbynite: Teddylot, what the heck were you thinking?
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Posted on 06-08-04 03:07 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: What?! It's not my fault this guy's a nutter! Besides, *looks at watch* the tranquilizer dart I hit him with should be kicking in right about now.
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Posted on 06-08-04 07:08 AM Link | Quote
Darkmatt: AUUUGH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CATCH UP!!!!

Shadow: It's your fault.

Darkmatt: ...

WHAM!!!!!

Shadow: On ground, with huge lump on head. Owww.

Napalm came to Darkmatt.

Napalm: Hey DM, since you're about 20 steps away, you might need to create
a plothole.

Darkmatt: I can't.

Napalm: Why not?

Darkmatt: BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE WRITING THIS, IDIOT!!!!

Napalm: .....So?

Darkmatt: Plotholes that characters make are not likely to be an actual hole.

Napalm: Really?

Darkmatt: It's in the Book of Logic. Holds up DM's Book of Logic

Napalm: Oh. Maybe if somebody else is as behind as us, maybe we can get back to the story.

Darkmatt: .....That is so idiotic, nay, let's do it.

And so, DM, Shadow, Napalm, trys to find either a plothole leading back on track, or somebody that can help them get back on track. Either way, I seriously need to find a way to get back on track.
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Posted on 06-08-04 09:10 PM Link | Quote
Kirbynite: ... *whispers to Teddylot* Um.. By the looks of it, I think this guy might be the type that wouldn't be knocked out by a few beers.... *clears throat* Erm, sure.. I guess we should buy a map...

All of a sudden, the Deku Dreamlander realized five rupees were taken away.

Meanwhile, Tingle tosses out confetti in every direction.


Tingle: Tingle, Tingle! *hops up and spins around* Kooloo-Limpah!

Kirbynite spins around, and holds up a map. The map floats above his hand. There was a little tune that echoed in the distance.

Tingle: ...These are the magic words that Tingle created himself. ..... Don't steal them!

Kirbynite: *stands normally* ... Um.. sure.

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OoC Nakase: *cowers in a corner* His suit... It just keeps squeaking! o____o
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Posted on 06-09-04 03:01 PM Link | Quote
Melvin: You, sir, creep me out.
Teddylot
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Posted on 06-10-04 03:06 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: Hey! That's what I was thinking.
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Posted on 06-11-04 07:28 PM Link | Quote
((Darkmatt, you could just skimming around a few pages. It ain't hard to figure out a way to catch up ))

Kirbynite pryed himself away from the strange man, and walked towards the dark cave. His footsteps changed from soft and muffled, to loud and clacking.

Kirbynite: ... What kinda cave has tile inside of it?
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Posted on 06-11-04 07:33 PM Link | Quote
Teddylot: A stylish one.

Teddylot zoomed passed the rest of the group and darted further into the cave. However, the teddy bear easily lost his footing, slipped, and fell onto the cold, yet stylish floor. He slid to a stop at the base of a gray, warrior statue.

Teddylot: *picks himself up and looks at the statue* Hey there, musclebound! You might want to stop being so stiff.
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Posted on 06-11-04 07:41 PM Link | Quote
Armos: Grrr!

Ka'ae: It's an Armos! Get away from it!

The statue begins hopping towards Teddylot and the group. The granite warrior, forever locked in its standing position, attempts to viciously attack the intruders by maliciously hopping into them.

Kirbynite: .... He's cracking the tile...


(edited by Kirbynite on 06-11-04 12:58 PM)
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Posted on 06-13-04 08:41 AM Link | Quote
And so, eventually Darkmatt guessed right, and were on the right track. They were entering the gate to the swamp

Darkmatt: The good news is, I've watched my brother played through this area.

Shadow: Lucky you.

Guard: Hey, you can't go outside the walls to the swamp without an adult or a weapon.

Darkmatt: Under breath Damn I hate not being an adult. Normal Well, I do have a scythe. Takes his scythe out.

Guard: Oh fine, go in.

Dakrmatt: Thank you.

Darkmatt goes in through the gate, but Shadow Man is halted.

Guard: Do you have a weapon?

Shadow: I have shurikens.

Guard: ...What?

Shadow: Throwing stars!

Guard: O_o Huh?!?

Shadow: Good lord! They're pointy thingies you throw! Takes out a shuriken.

Guard: Still can't let you in.

Shadow: WHY NOT??!!?

Guard: Points to a list. It's not on the verified weapons list.

Shadow: ......You don't know how much hate I have in my heart now.....
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Posted on 06-13-04 11:10 PM Link | Quote
Teddylot got up and, although he slipped a few times, he staggered away from the oncoming argos. Trying to find security, the teddy bear made his way toward the nearest wall in hopes that there would be some means of cover. There was none, and that left him trapped between the wall and that "nutty bouncy dude." Thinking fast or not thinking at all, Teddylot reached into his pockets and pulled out, luckily, a bob-omb about twice the size of his paw.

Teddylot: Kirb, look! It's my pet bob! *holds up the bomb*

Bob-omb:

Armos: Grargh! *jumps a bit closer to Teddylot and cracks a few more tiles in the process*
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Posted on 06-16-04 10:22 AM Link | Quote
Kirbynite: What're you doing?! Why are you still holding onto the Bob-omb!?

Kirbynite quickly turned around and ran behind the group. Knowing his wooden condition, he wouldn't fare very well against fire, let alone an explosion.
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Posted on 06-16-04 10:35 AM Link | Quote
Bob-Omb: *goes all multicolory*

Teddylot: Ack! What the?!

Teddylot tossed the bomb away as fast as he could, and luckily, it collided directly with the, now in midair, Armos. Smoke filled the chamber as a small explosion went off on impact.

Teddylot: *sniff* He lost his life to save us.

Bob-Omb: *respawns*

Teddylot: Yay! *pockets his bob-omb* Now, mister, don't go off risking your life like that again.
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Posted on 06-16-04 10:38 AM Link | Quote
The Armos begins to spin around and around and around. While doing this, it begins hopping like mad. All of a sudden, there was an explosion of rocks everywhere.

Kirbynite was hiding behind Melvin, hidden underneath an unusual wooden shell. The Deku Dreamlander withdrew the shell, seemingly into nowhere. The Stray Fairy flies out of Kirby's grasp, and flutters deeper into the cave.


Kirbynite: Hey! Wait! I'm supposed to take you back!
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Melvin: Did it occur to you that the fairy might be flying off to where you're supposed to take her?

And with that, he put his arms behind his back and casually strolled down the hallway, deeper into the cave. Moments later, his glasses began to shine brightly, shooting twin lightbeams all the way down the hallway.

Melvin: Now what have we here?
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Melvin was the first to be treated to a harmonic mixture of soothing harps and alluring vocals. Before Melvin lay a small pool. There was a large amount of Stray Fairies flying above the body of water. There were marble pillars placed here and there. The walls were illuminated with flowing, glowing water.

Ka'ae: Oh no! The Great Fairy! So.. it really was true...

The fairies circled around one another, until there was an explosion of light. **The shape of a beautiful woman slowly appeared from the smoke and light. The woman's body, which was wrapped in vines, was reflected off of the Japanese president's spectacles. Melvin was left with a gaping mouth as he saw the voluptuous woman fling her long, red hair from side to side. The woman floated above the water, and assumed a belly-down resting position.

Kirbynite: ... This is the Great Fairy?!

((** I know those Great Fairies in the 64 games looked very.. "ugh", but I thought I'd use my artistic parody liscense in making them look like what they were intended to look ))


(edited by Kirbynite on 06-16-04 12:36 PM)
Teddylot
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Posted on 06-16-04 10:12 PM Link | Quote
After safely tucking away his bomb of a friend, Teddylot took one step forward. However, the damage left by the Armos had made the floor very unstable. Therefore, right when he put his foot down, the floor collapsed, and Teddylot fell into a bottomless hole.

Teddylot: *flickers back at the entrance of the stylish cave* What the?! Aww Crud! I lost a heart!
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Posted on 06-18-04 07:26 AM Link | Quote
Melvin: <3 <3 <3
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Posted on 06-18-04 07:40 AM Link | Quote
"Ka'ae, young one of the altered shape, everyone... Thank you for returning my broken and shattered body to normal. I am the Great Fairy of Magic. I thought that masked child was helping me, and I grew careless. I am ever grateful to you all."

Kirbynite slowly steps towards the Great Fairy. He shrugs for a moment.


Kirbynite: .. Um... Well.. you think you can tell us where the girl is?

"The man who lives in the observatory outside of town may know of the masked child's whereabouts. But be careful! You must not underestimate that child's powers, kind young one."

Kirbynite: Yeah.. Thanks...




(edited by Kirbynite on 06-18-04 01:48 PM)
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