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Kirbynite

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Posted on 03-15-04 03:59 AM Link | Quote
I think this story would be very well placed,... Since the original Evil Reign was one of the first stories in the Story Forum (well, it was in the Craziness Domain before the Story Forum was created)

Edit: Alright, this story takes place in whatever the current time is, I guess...




---Story Begin---

Once upon a time..

There lived a fool. The fool was ridiculed by others, and was contstantly tormented by peers. One day, the fool decided to take charge and enrolled in a school. After much work, the fool's persistance paid off. He became one of the most intelligent beings on the planet.

After obtaining his new found intelligence, the fool decided to get revenge on the entire world. He built himself a fortress in a mountain nearby a city. With promise of the world, the fool hired many underlings, from mechanics to chefs.

Within a few days of establishing the fortress, the fool created a machine that was capable of making fictional creations into reality. He soon decided to initiate his vengeful plan. He unleashed a fictional being of tremendous evil onto the nearby city.


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Kirbynite was enjoying a newfound pastime: fishing. The round creature sat ontop of a lawnchair, strategically placed on a rock in the middle of a river.

While he was enjoying himself, something caught the pink Dreamlander's eye. He pull his red cap out of his eyes and carefully examined the object.


Kirbynite: A pikachu on a surfboard? This doesn't make sense! How could there be such a thing?

Kirbynite stood up in his seat and kept on looking at the electrical rodent.

Kirbynite: I didn't think there would be a wild one this far west.... Oh well, I guess I should head back to the city..


(edited by Kirbynite on 03-14-04 08:12 PM)
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(It's my 1st time, I seriously I don't do anything bad. Sorry, a bit shy.)

(Oh yeah, sometimes I might be inactive for a while)

Across the lake, Darkmatt was sitting with his friend, Shadow Man, fishing

(EDIT: Darn it! Clicked Submit on accident! X_X

Shadow Man (Shadow for short): Why are we fishing? Robots don't eat.

Darkmatt: *To himself* Oh good lord *To Shadow* What do you think? We're fishing for money!

Shadow: I thought it was for the poor. And besides, there's no fish markets that we know of.

Darkmatt: When I go to Hyrule, I'll sell them.

Shadow: They'll...

Darkmatt: Stop it, killjoy!

Shadow: Doesn't the surfing Pikachu bother you at all?

Darkmatt: Across the lake? Nope, been there, done that.

( EDIT AGAIN: Like said, 1st time. *Correcting stufforz* )


(edited by Darkmatt on 03-14-04 07:12 PM)
(edited by Darkmatt on 03-14-04 07:13 PM)
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Posted on 03-15-04 04:13 AM Link | Quote
(Yes, it's me. Boo.)

Meanwhile, in the land of Floatia, not very deep, and not hidden at all, in a forest in southeastern Norway, prime minister Adamant and elite guard Goldor were playing Goldeneye in Adamant's house.

Adamant: So, Goldor, what do you think of this world? Better than the one you grew up in?
Goldor: Well.. they make better pizza here. And these video games don't exist in my homeworld.
Admant: That must truly suck. Ha! Gotcha.
Goldor: Dammit. Let's not use proximity mines for once, okay?
Adamant: But it's fun.
Goldor: Yeah, right.. DAMMIT!
Adamant: Ah yes, I placed proximity mines at the respawn spots.
Goldor: Dammit!
Adamant: Yeah, that one too. And I got my 5 tags.
Goldor: Let's use Automatics for once, eh.
Adamant: Eh, sure... wait, what the hell?
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a mysterious vortex appeared on the TV. It started sucking everything in the room, including the two gamers, in
Adamant: Gah! This seems awfully familiar.
Goldor: Maybe they have even better pizza on the other side of that portal?
Adamant: Maybe they have oxygen? If we're lucky.
Goldor: Daaaaaamn....
And so, the two were sucked through the vortex..

Cymoro
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Cymoro was walking down a city sidewalk. Having $20 in his pocket, he sought to buy a few boxes of exerlasting happiness. In laymens terms, Pocky. Having reached the local asian grocery store, he went in and bought 9 boxes, using up all $20.

Cymoro: Thanks.

As he stepped outside, he saw what appeared to be a robot dog, modeled after a greyhound.

Cymoro: *A pocky stick that was sticking out of his mouth falls down* What's that doing here?

As he crosses the street to look at the dog, the dog runs away. Cymoro starts to chase after it, in hopes of finding out its origin.
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Shadow: .....why don't I get to listen to music?!?

Darkmatt: When you have $40, I'll-

Shadow: UWAAA!! *Has a bite* ACK! IT'S A BIG ONE!

Darkmatt: Hang on Shadow! *Grabs Shadow*

The 2 starts to slide into the lake

Darkmatt: ACK! WE'RE GOING IN!!

Hard as they try, they lose their grip on the ground. And they fly into the lake [/1]

Shadow: This is going to be another adventure.

Darkmatt: LET GO ALREADY!! X_X

(EDIT:Okay, I am definately experincing problems with using the Italic button, it moves my selector to the submit button. *Tries not to do it again)


(edited by Darkmatt on 03-14-04 07:39 PM)
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Posted on 03-15-04 04:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darkmatt

(EDIT:Okay, I am definately experincing problems with using the Italic button, it moves my selector to the submit button. *Tries not to do it again)

HTML is good.

Goldor and Adamant are flung out of the vortex, fall for a few metres (why do all portals like this teleport people into the air?), before laning on a river bank. Adamant gets up, and notices a well-known pink marshmallow-ish creature in frontt of him

Adamant: Ow... Kirb? Is this Earth, Neo Grape Gardens, Planet Popstar or some other place?
Goldor: *gets up* Is this Italy? They have good pizza there. And hopefully some decent aspirin as well. Ow..
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Infront of Cymoro laid the remains of a great beast. Blood was spilt everywhere; the streets were red; the trees were crimson; the buildings were pink. The buildings didn't seem to get that much blood.

A bystander looked on at the enormous creature and muttered to himself.


Random Person #1: What monster could have done such a thing to Spanish Godzilla?!

Spanish Godzilla: No estoy muy beuno...

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Kirbynite: Ack! What the.. Hey! Adamant! .. uh.. It's Earth, silly. You're in some city that I'm hanging out in for a bit. *tilts head*


(edited by Kirbynite on 03-14-04 07:53 PM)
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Posted on 03-15-04 05:03 AM Link | Quote
Adamant: Right. Explains the buildings. Uh... exactly where on Earth are we? Goldor and I were sucked through a portal that appeared on my TV and ended up here.
Goldor: Napoli are world famous for their pizza... I think. Or was it Vienna?
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Kirbynite: Um... I don't know..

Kirbynite looked away with embarassment. He then looked at Adamant with a cheery face.

Kirbynite: But I do know we're somewhere in Europe!
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Goldor: Italy!?
Adamant: Shut up, Goldor. Um.. If you don't know where we are, but do know we're in Europe.. How did you get here?
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A nearby manhole cover pops open, Darkmatt jumps out with Shadow, a Boss Bass (SMB3 wise) jumps out of the manhole and goes back in. Shadow shortly seals the manhole back up.

Shadow: *Pant pant pant pant* I am scared half to death.

Darkmatt:That bass must've been REEEEAL hungry.

Spanish Godzilla: *Speaks spanish, which Darkmatt can't figure out*

Darkmatt: Nan?

Shadow: JEEZ, something evil is DEFINATELY AROUND!

Darkmatt: *Stares a bit..., laughs once, looks at his boot* AHHH! BLOOD!!

Shadow: Looks like this quadrant has been attacked.

Darkmatt: In this case, EXPLORING TIME!!

The 2 rushes off, hoping to find a clue.
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((*edits his first post* I now have a place in time))

Kirbynite: How did I get here? Uh.. Dunno.. I was compelled to come here... I've.. been here before.. Years ago.... *looks out towards the river's direction*

------------

Darkmatt and Shadow quickly stopped in their tracks when a purple monster stood before them.

Barney: I love you! I love you! I love you!


(edited by Kirbynite on 03-14-04 08:13 PM)
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Darkmatt: *Little girl scream* OHMYGODIT'SBARNEYKILLHIMKILLHIM!!!

Darkmatt and Shadow fires endlessly, but it seems ineffective

Barney:Let's be friends! *Hugs Darkmatt*

Darkmatt: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: *Pelting Barney with endless shurikens* I would if these Shurikens would actually hurt him!

Shadow continues to throw, the Shuriken's are hitting, but are proving ineffective.

Darkmatt: Urk, theory proved, Barney's....uggh, too stupid to feel pain....
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Meanwhile, at the M-Tek Building in Japan, which doubled as both home and office for the President of Japan, Melvin Phillip Gurio, the impossible had happened, as could be seen by him, as well as his comrades Smithy and Booster. Booster now has his gun stuck into the face of one Daisuke Jigen, who looked exactly like he did. Smithy was now, for whatever reason, wearing a sumo diaper and a bathrobe, and was swordfighting with Goemon Ishikawa XIII. And Melvin and Arsene Lupin the Third sat over at his desk talking about Fujiko naked.


Melvin: Doesen't this seem odd to you? Suddenly appearing in my office out of nowhere...

Lupin: Especially with us being in France beforehand...

Jigen: HE'S GOT HIS GUN UP MY NOSE
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The dog continues to run down the street and past where Darkmatt is fighting Barney.

Cymoro: HeyI'dlovetohelpbutIhavetocatchthisdog,seeya! *Turns a corner*

Barney: Uhuhuh!

While Cy is turning the corner, he does a quick turnaround, fires off a shot from his buster at Barney, and grabs onto a pole, swinging him in the direction of the robotic dog. Barney starts to speak backwards from the shock.

Barney: DISOBEY YOUR PARENTS. SCREAM IN RESTURANTS. ANNOY. ANNOY.
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Darkmatt: Okay, this is definately not the real Barney.

Shadow: Flaws.

Darkmatt: Yep. And I know how to get rid of this one.

Darkmatt bravely steps up to the malfunctioning Barney, which soon stops malfunctioning

Darkmatt: Hey Barney! Let's play a game! It's called, "Obsectle Course"

Barney: Oh goodie! Where do I start?

Darkmatt: *Opens up the manhole they poped out of* Down 'ere!

Barney looks down in the manhole.

Barney: It doesn't look very friendly.

Darkmatt: *Kicks him in* Nonsense! *Puts the lid back up*

Random screaming is heard below Darkmatt's feet

Voice: ACK! EWW!! THERE'S NO MEAT!

Barney's head pops out of the sewer

Darkmatt: PHEER THE BOSS BA-

Shadow: Uhh DM?

Darkmatt: Yeah? *Turns around to find 10 more Barney's*

Shadow: That fake had reinforcments.


(edited by Darkmatt on 03-14-04 08:53 PM)
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Barney quickly explodes in a display of fire and blood. The battle seemed to have been won.

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Kirbynite: Whoa! Did you hear that, Adamant?

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Unfortunately, miniature Barneys appeared from the remains of the once giant dinosaur. The annoyingness has been multiplied, and the citizens of the city began to run for their lives.
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(Is it a different Barney, or was it the one I just killed? ?_?)

Darkmatt: Okay, we've dealed with Teletubbies, we can deal with them.

Miniature Barney's appears behind the 2

Darkmatt: ...when there was just 1.

Shadow: Oh good lord, where are we anyway?!?
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*Ultimanium's Ki aura suddenly blanked out as he landed with a thud against the street, with what looks like a television-sized probe robot strapped to his back*

Ultimanium: Halt! *is promptly trampled by the crowd. He slowly gets back up, covered in bruises and his clothes torn to shreds*

Minonim: I ESTIMATE AN AREA SCAN IS IN ORDER

Ultimanium: Never mind, we should be able to find the orchestrator of the mass rioting here of which media coverage was inexplicably thrown in my face by Special Forces HQ, on our own. *soon enough a swarm of mini-Barneys began biting at his heels* ow-geez-ack-ee-argh-ack-ow

Minonim: OH NOES


(edited by Ultimanium on 03-14-04 10:57 PM)
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Meanwhile, more Barney craziness was erupting at the M-Tek Building. For one reason or another, miniature Chibi Barneys were crawling out of Jigen's suit.


Lupin: When was the last time you got that suit dry cleaned?
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