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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 15/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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News reports began flickering on every channel and radio station. They were all speaking of the horrid events that are occuring in a small city. Reporter: The Barney monsters are causing havoc in the poor city. The streets are stained with blood and glass. It is not a very pretty sight to see. Kirbynite is seen running past the camera. The pink Dreamlander waves his arms, then runs off. |
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Darkmatt Red Cheep-cheep Level: 24 Posts: 16/212 EXP: 75447 For next: 2678 Since: 03-15-04 From: Clarkston, WA Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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Darkmatt: ...AHH!!!! *Is immediately gloamped by the Barney clones* Shadow: DM! ACKK!!! *Is glomped by Barney-mini's* Darkmatt: ARGH! LET GO YOU SONS OF... Barney 1: Ohh, somebody needs a hug! *Hugs hard, which trips a switch in 1 of DM's pockets* Darkmatt: OH NO! That's the switch to bring out... At DM's pad, more specificly, DM's robot garage. 1 gets activated...which is Naplam Man (Naplam for short): *Steps out of the garage door* TIME TO KILL!! *Runs off into the city* Back at Shadow and DM Darkmatt: *Choking* God....urrrk, kill me now.... |
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Utilityman Like Like Level: 44 Posts: 19/813 EXP: 566605 For next: 44680 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 353 days Last activity: 4 days |
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Ultimanium can be seen wrapped around the top of a nearby lamppost while the Barneys dance in some ridiculously giddy manner at its base. One of the straps holding Minonim in place has come loose. Minonim: DEAR MOTHER OF GOD HELP ME Ultimanium: This may be somewhat worse than I had anticipated... *watches as Napalm darts by, laughing maniacally* ...Minonim... get a hold of the Senate... this could be nasty. An antenna suddenly juts out of Minonim's side, vibrating wildly as it begins sending its decoded message.... (edited by Ultimanium on 03-14-04 10:58 PM) |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 17/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Kirbynite: STAR CHARGE BLAST BEAM! A huge beam of cosmic energy had been fired into the fray. Napalm Man was tossed up into the air, knocking loose some of his napalm missiles. The Barneys were showered with explosives and cosmic powers. Kirbynite ran into the scene, carrying his Star Rod over his shoulder. He looks around with a puzzled look on his face. Kirbynite: Is everyone ok? |
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Darkmatt Red Cheep-cheep Level: 24 Posts: 17/212 EXP: 75447 For next: 2678 Since: 03-15-04 From: Clarkston, WA Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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Naplam is zooming across the streets, when he bumps into Kirbynite. Wait, scratch that, he trips over Kirbynite Naplam: Watch where you're going...*Turns around*..oh, yo Kirbynite. Back at the 2 Shadow: Wait, I got it! HEY GUYS! LET'S PLAY A NEW GAME! Barneys and Mini-Barney's: OH GOODIE!! WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?!? Shadow: ACK! We're playing "Musical Chairs". The Barney's choking Darkmatt lets go of him, Darkmatt takes a large gasp of air, and lays flat on the ground Darkmatt: *Breathing heavingly* My life is sooooo tortured... Shadow: *Gets chairs for each of them, -1, and gets a boombox* Ready, GO! *Starts the tape, which plays "Megaman 3 Gemini Salsa Remix"* 12 seconds of dancing and hot salsa music later, all of the Bareny's/Mini-Barney's has a seat, expect one Shadow: Aww, you're out. Barney: That's okay, it doesn't matter as long as we have fun. Shadow: Yeppers.... *Pushes a button, which causes the chairs to detonate* uhh...22 down, 1 to go. Barney: That wasn't nice. Darkmatt: *Gets up* Uggh, remind me to kill Tea when I get back to Domino City. |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 19/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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While Melvin and his gang of misfits plumment to their doom, an unidentified flying object flies their way. It's a Barney catapulted through the air, which managed to glomp onto all five of the plummeters. Barney: I love all of you guys!! ---------------- Kirbynite: Um.. Hey.. is that wise? For a second, I thought these guys kept appearing everytime they were destroyed... |
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Darkmatt Red Cheep-cheep Level: 24 Posts: 19/212 EXP: 75447 For next: 2678 Since: 03-15-04 From: Clarkston, WA Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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Back at Shadow and Darkmatt, who has just finished the last Barney Darkmatt: Welp, that's the last one. Naplam eventually catches up to the 2 Naplam: What do you losers want? Darkmatt: Blow some stupid pink dinosours up. Naplam: ........uhhhh. Darkmatt: BARNEY'S ARE RAMPAGING ACROSS THE TOWN!! Naplam: That would explain all the guys I met up. Darkmatt: We're done here. ONWARDS! The 3 goes onwards toward some more Barney's, when they meet up with Melvin, Lupin, Smithy, Booster, and Jigen. Darkmatt: Ay, isn't that... Naplam: DIE!!! *Raises up cannons* Darkmatt: *Slaps them back down* NOT YET! (edited by Darkmatt on 03-14-04 09:55 PM) |
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JDavis Trick or Treating Local Mod Affected by 'Halloween Syndrome' ++ Level: 44 Posts: 4/815 EXP: 568676 For next: 42609 Since: 03-15-04 From: Ada, Oklahoma, USA Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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((Okay, Darkmatt, assuming you and your characters didn't just run from whatever European place you're at to Japan, you didn't meet up with Melvin and co.)) Meanwhile, at JDavis' house, in Oklahoma... JDavis and Guts are playing Mario Kart: Double Dash. JDavis: Fire now! Guts: Ha! JDavis: Yes! Got 'em! Suddenly Draco bursts in. Draco: Guys... I just saw... on the news... THE WORLD IS BEING ATTACKED BY BARNEY CLONES! JDavis: Okay, wait 'til we finish this race. Draco: But-! JDavis: Dude. We're in Oklahoma. We're safe. Draco: Oh, right. *shrug* |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 1/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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Back at the river, somewhat upstream to where Kirbynite was, stood Teddylot and Zap. Teddylot was wearing some oversized Wellington boots and a blue sombrero. Zap was sitting on the bank, somewhat worried. Teddylot: *sings* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm a fishin', in a river, in my booties, and my sombrero-- Zap: Umm, Teddylot. Teddylot: Yeah? Zap: Don't you hear ear-splitting screams, endless rioting, and a constant chant of the 'I love you' song? Teddylot: Nope, I only hear the wonderful melody of my impromptu song, and your constant paranoia. Zap: whatever. Suddenly, Zap's mightily convenient wrist radio rang. It was Twister. The third party of the whacky trio. He had decided to stay up on Neo Grape Gardens due to a certain Teen Titans Marathon or something. There was a short conversation between Zap and his communicator until he promptly flipped it shut. Zap: Bad news. There are Barneys attacking the city. Teddylot: Bouncing bobulas! Which city? Zap: The one just around the corner. Teddylot: Cornily Convenient! Zap: Stop that. Teddylot: Don't ruin my fun. I'm feeling very old school at the moment. The two then dashed off around the river's bend after a brief entanglement with Teddylot's oversized wellingtons. |
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Utilityman Like Like Level: 44 Posts: 28/813 EXP: 566605 For next: 44680 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 353 days Last activity: 4 days |
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A wide variety of impossibly obese women and wrinkly old men run screeching from the aquatic center, having their aquacises violently disrupted. Ultimanium: Anything yet? Minonim: THE FOREIGN MINISTER OF MAGNOPOLIS HAS PUT US ON HOLD AND IS NOW PLAYING RATHER UPBEAT POLKA THROUGH THE COMMLINK AND Ultimanium: WHY. NOW. (edited by Ultimanium on 03-14-04 10:59 PM) |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 22/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Kirbynite's head quickly shot to the side, facing the source of the nearby smashing. Kirbynite: What was-- Before Kirbynite finished his sentence, a certain theme from Fantasia began to play. Once again, the remains of the Barneys started to quiver. Like a group of rabid pheonixes, the Barneys resurrected from the ashes. Kirbynite: ... Magic! We need magic! Or some kinda technology that's able to reverse these thin--- Wait a minute... Wait a minute.. this seems very familar to me... |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99 Posts: 19/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Ziff was sitting alone in his house, as he usually did. He was waiting for something, anything to happen...That's why he sat there, staring at the wall with the radio turned on. He knew that something was going to happen today...Something big. He could smell fear in the air, and it wasn't the usual sort of fear...This was terrifying fear. The hair on the scruff on his neck rose. The scent was getting stronger and stronger. He could almost hear screams on the wind...Suddenly the Rolling Stones was interrupted on the radio by an 'urgent message' Ziff: What could be urgent enough to break up 'Sympathy for the Devil'? Reporter on the radio (voice crackling): Today, there is something amiss. As you can hear, the screams of thousands of people fleeing from...something...Something that is over 100 feet tall...And appears to be the Stay Pufft marshmallow man! Dear God, it is happening all over again. First New York...Now this! AHHHHHHHH! The radio broke into static...Ziff beared his teeth to the wind, to taste what was coming...He could taste the sweet, sweet sugar monster that was rampaging somewhere nearby. He could taste the destruction of cars and other objects. Most of all, he could taste the fight. And that was something he hadn't tasted for a while. Ziff howled a sort of mad howl, not human. And he ran out of the room he was sitting in. He didn't stop in the hall. He kept running. Out of his house and onto the the street. He let loose another howl, this one less human, and with that howl he sprouted wings from his back and his limbs formed to create a rough bird shape. He took off into the sky to face whatever was causing those delicious tastes in his mouth... (edited by Ziff: Child Eater on 03-14-04 11:16 PM) |
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Darkmatt Red Cheep-cheep Level: 24 Posts: 20/212 EXP: 75447 For next: 2678 Since: 03-15-04 From: Clarkston, WA Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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Darkmatt and Shadow was just across the street from KirbyNite Shadow: Do you have magic? Darkmatt: In my human form, darn thing's on the fritz again. *Banging on remote* I'm stuck on robot form. Shadow:I wonder how Naplam's doing? Back at Naplam Naplam: *Being bomborded by Barney's* ACK! X_X STUPID LITTLE @#$*&(S!!! GET...OFFF!! *Causes another giant explosion* Back at Darkmatt and Shadow... Darkmatt: *Ground shakes* I'm guessing okay. Shadow: Hey, doesn't Smithy know magic? Darkmatt: No... Shadow: *Continues asking about who has magic* Dakrmatt: *Continues saying no* |
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Private Adamant Hardhat Beetle Moderator It's teh fun!!! Level: 37 Posts: 15/551 EXP: 316129 For next: 22124 Since: 03-15-04 From: Halden, Norway Since last post: 22 hours Last activity: 14 hours |
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Adamant: Indeed it does. And this time, I'll actually be able to do something about it. Goldor: Um.. was i around when whatever you people are referring to happened? Adamant: As far as I can remember, no. (damn, gotta look up that once the backup is up. I don't think Goldor was there) Right. I hope these guys aren't fireproof. Meanwhile, a man dressed in a white lab coat and sporting an Einstein-ish hairdo, appeared at the top of a nearby building Mechanic: Yes! Go, my Barneys! Destroy! Murder! Torture! Throw trash on the street! Adamant: Oh god.. This would be when SomerZ should appear. |
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JDavis Trick or Treating Local Mod Affected by 'Halloween Syndrome' ++ Level: 44 Posts: 6/815 EXP: 568676 For next: 42609 Since: 03-15-04 From: Ada, Oklahoma, USA Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Meanwhile, in another part of town... Le Random NPC: Look! It is le Jdavis, one of ze AF whose statue is outside ze UN building! Surely, he will safe us! JDavis: CATPITAL D, DAMNIT! *Acro Circuses Le Random NPC* Le Random NPC: Le BIFF! *turns into a bouncy coin* Guts: *sigh* JDavis: What?! |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 23/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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((That was great, JD XD) ((Don't think Goldor was there..)) Kirbynite: SomerZ... Where are you... *thinks* Hey... wait.. I know! I think I remember now! We need to play a song that's supposed to be the opposite of the song that the purple dinos are singing! .. Unfortunately, SomerZ's the only one that can possibly obtain that song right now.... (edited by Kirbynite on 03-15-04 11:34 AM) |
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JDavis Trick or Treating Local Mod Affected by 'Halloween Syndrome' ++ Level: 44 Posts: 7/815 EXP: 568676 For next: 42609 Since: 03-15-04 From: Ada, Oklahoma, USA Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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JDavis: *lands next to Kirbynite, having jumped off a nearby roof* You mean like "I hate you, you hate me! Let's hang Barney from a tree! With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head! Aren't you glad that Barney's dead?" Every first grader in the 'states knows that one. Guts: *falls off of roof, into a fruit stand* |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99 Posts: 138/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Ziff arrives to a scene of devestation...Cars crushed by a giant marshmallow man wandering about an industrial sector of the town... Ziff after turning back into a human: Hey, tooth rotter! Why don't you come and crush me!? Marshmallow man: Gooooooooey! Ziff: Bring it on! Ziff let loose another one of those howls and turned into a sort of hippopatmus and began chewing at the legs of this massive marshmallow man. He was making quick work of its sugary limbs. Before long, the marshmallow man began to notice what exactly what as going. A human-hippo cross breed was eating his delicious limbs. With a strong "GOOOOOOEY!", the marshmallow man flung Ziff across the street and into a phone pole. Ziff: For a giant pillow made of sugar you're pretty tough. But if there is one thing that marshmallows can't stand, it's a big stick and being roasted over an open fire. Too bad - Marshmallow man: GOOOOOOOOOOOOEY! Ziff: DON'T INTERRUPT ME! I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT HOW TO KILL YOU! I've got you know, bubs! Ziff, getting a quick idea turned into a mole and dug a huge hole around the marshmallow man. One about 130 feet deep, and just large enough to enclose the hulking cavity causer. Knowing that the tonnage of the marshmallow man would collapse the concrete that the hole was dug under, he created a cavernous space for the monstrosity to fall into. The marshmallow man found his way into that hole, which incidently was cut through several natural gas pipes. Luckily for Ziff, he crawled out of that hole before the massive creatures body weight caused the concrete to collapse, and creating thousands of sparks, which ignited the natural gas, and gasoline soaked marshmallow man (car crushing does that!). Ziff: Man, you're so hot, you're on fire! Ziff, watched the marshmallow man turn to a golden crisp before walking to an electronics store to see what other creatures were ravaging the town (edited by EvillerLegion on 03-15-04 12:07 PM) |
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Darkmatt Red Cheep-cheep Level: 24 Posts: 22/212 EXP: 75447 For next: 2678 Since: 03-15-04 From: Clarkston, WA Since last post: 9 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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Darkmatt: Yeah, that's it. I remember now. The ground shakes more violently Shadow: Hurry up before Naplam actually destroys something important. |
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Kwan Doesn't have a valid sized userpic. ||bass will be pissed :(((((((( Level: 50 Posts: 41/1137 EXP: 937111 For next: 10206 Since: 03-15-04 From: Durkadurkastan! Since last post: 22 days Last activity: 2 days |
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Korrupt blinks from another realm into a strange new world, much unlike his old homeland Korrupt: Hm, makes a change from the past. I wonder who rules this realm. It is then Korrupt starts to notice the nearby chaos. Nearby a monster was getting roasted, and heading towards him was a purple one. Barney Clone: BARNEY WANTS HUG Korrupt: Dammit. Korrupt gathers power from the crystal in his necklace, and blows a pillar of ice towards the monster, freezing it in its tracks. |
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