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Teddylot
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Posted on 03-24-04 02:49 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: Boy, all these foreign languages are greek to me.

Zap: Et alors, ca veut dire que tu es tellement stupide, non?

Teddylot: Sure, whatever.

Zap: Tu es fou.
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Posted on 03-24-04 07:48 AM Link | Quote
Mysterious Dude Blah Blah: I can't believe this happened... I made sure to not make the same mistakes... But... why? Whyyyyyyyyy? It's like they still remember-- Wait... the moon is still going to crash... And they have not yet solved the problem? Something's wrong... Fawful...

Fawful: ..... Mechanism in which moments are recorded onto the brain creates erasings was only a fractional ending.

Mysterious Dude Blah Blah: ... WHAT? You mean we're going to die just because they can't remember just a few things?!? Noooooo---

And with that... the two disintegrated.

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Kirbynite: .... Melvin... I.. don't think it's-- Erm... Alright, this is getting annoying. I need to get Melvin to remember English... Sorry, Z.

Once again, Kirbynite jumped onto SomerZ's back. He pressed a button hidden in the helmet, and began speaking through SomerZ.

SomerZ: < Mr. Melvin. Do you have a flute-like device? A song lingers in my mind, and I believe it may aid in your recovery of the English language. It was a song I learned during my childhood. >
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Posted on 03-24-04 07:52 AM Link | Quote

Melvin's glasses suddenly drop down to the tip of his nose, revealing a a pair of eyes that are wide with sudden realization. His hand dives into his pocket, and he pulls out...


Melvin: <An orcarina!>


He immediately leaps out of the cockpit, and slides down to the chest of the Melvin-Robo, opening the second cockpit and handing the instrument to Kirbynite.
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Posted on 03-24-04 08:07 AM Link | Quote
Kirbynite: Alright! Now! Time to remember.. the Song of Realization!

The Dreamlander twirls the ocarina in the air. He then begins playing a tune that fills the air. Everything gets a bit blurry.

However, it just suddenly stopped.


Kirbynite: ... I.. can't seem to remember the entire thing... Let's see... Green.. Red.. Yellow... Blue... Argh! I can't seem to remember the entire song.... Oh well... It won't hurt to still try...

The Dreamlander tried it again.

*Kirbynite played the Song of Partial Realization!


Kirbynite: ... Meh.... Can you understand me, Melvin?

((There we go... I just keep finding ways to fix potential plot holes ))
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Posted on 03-24-04 08:34 AM Link | Quote
Melvin: <I can only make out so much of what you're saying, but for the most part, yes, I understand you.>
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Posted on 03-27-04 03:32 AM Link | Quote
SomerZ: Melvin! We go, big rock flying, stop, no bang-bang on earth!
Stuart: Umm... Z...
SomerZ: What, Stuart? I'm trying to make Melvin understand.
Stuart: Yeah, but....
SomerZ: No buts!
Alicia: You can speak Japanese, Z.
SomerZ: *blinks* ... Eh, oh, that's right. < Melvin! We need to go stop the moon from destroying the earth, y'know. Get your robot to fly mode or something! >
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Posted on 03-27-04 06:59 AM Link | Quote

Melvin blinks.


Melvin: <But we already are...> Meep!


The Melvin-Robo suddenly lands on it's belly - nobody was piloting it while it was in the air. Melvin scampers back to his cockpit, and begins working the controls furiously. The mecha gets back up, dusts off it's lab coat, then leaps into the air and begins flying again.


Melvin: <Alright, Kirbynite... Where to?>
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Posted on 03-27-04 12:34 PM Link | Quote
((Please forgive my long arse post ))

Kirbynite: .... Game Over.

Kirbynite's eyes were now dots. No one seemed to have come up with an idea within the short amount of time caused by the acclerated rate of the moon's drop. The Earth began to quake as the face of the moon tore into the ground. Ashes and debris enveloped the planet as the last moments of its normal existance prepared it for a twisted new outlook.

Kirbynite found himself laying on a void, with broken trees and houses everywhere. He was smacked in the face with random objects. Being a Dreamlander, he decided to start eating everything that was headed for him. Kirby's cap transformed into different shapes and colors. Eventually, it stopped at an unusually elongated, green hat. Kirbynite looked around, trying to figure out what was going on. He focused his eyes on a bright beam coming his way. A wave of fire surged through the void, and blasted the Dreamlander into a random direction.

It was finally over.


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"Kirby....."

"Wh....... wha?"

"Kirbynite...."

Kirbynite stopped clenching his eyes and opened them. He realized that he was floating in nothing but whiteness.

"Is this... Game Over?"

"No, silly."

He twisted his body around, searching for the origin of the familar voice.

"Where is everyone? Where am I? What just happened?"

A faint vision of a woman appeared before Kirbynite. It was hard to see, but he could tell the woman had a cerulean aura.

He didn't understand why he thought of the word cerulean. Nothing was making sense to him.


"My heart's racing.... Who are you? Why--"

"So many questions... Just like you to do so."

"..."

"A few answers lie somewhere that you have been... In a place that you cannot remember..."

"Somewhere in space? Warpstar! C'mon, Warpstar!"

"In a nearby forest... Lies a passageway to a world unhinged from Father Time--"

The woman seems to "fizz" out for a second.

"Why're ya talkin' to me in riddles?"

"You must regain what has been lost, may it be in one form or another."

"What?"

"Please play the Song... The Song of Time... when you require more of it..."

"Song of Time? Wait! What was it? I can't remember it!"

"Good luck, my little hero."

"Wait! Can't you tell me who you are?"

DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
72 hours remaining

Kirbynite looks around. He realizes that he's back in the city. There was a few shattered glasses here and there, but the city seemed to be intact. A purple dinosaur brushes by the Dreamlander, causing him to realize was just happened.

Kirbynite: *fixes his green cap* I've been sent back in time! Yes! I must go warn-- Whoa.. wait... It might cause some kinda cactaflyptic event that'll force this world to keep goin' and goin' in a loop... Wait a minute... Shouldn't I have been hunting down those Barney clones right now? So.. I'm supposed to have ran by right now.... Hm... *looks at the ground* This is where I stumbled on the glass.... But... the pole beside me is still there... *gasp* I've gone back in time! But but... Like... A rewind! Yes! No cattyclisic events! I need to go tell everyone the good news!!

((Sorry for such a long post.. I just kept on typing and typing... ;;; I spent a good half hour on this. Anyway.. um.. yeah... time just got rewound.. There are no doubles of us So... be creative... Consider this a second intro ))
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Posted on 03-27-04 12:50 PM Link | Quote
Minonim: ULTIMANIUM

Ultimanium: ...wh-WHA-WHOOAH-

Ultimanium tumbled out of bed, strangling himself with his blankets as he hit the ground, which just happened to be sheeted with empty cans of pop from LAN parties past. He looks up, rubbing his face. His apartment wasn't necessarily in the greatest of condition - something he hoped that Minonim would forget to relay to his rather staunch employer.

Minonim: I BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM MAGNUS

Ultimanium: ...this early?

Minonim: IT HAS COME TO MAGNUS' ATTENTION THAT AS WE SPEAK PEOPLE IN TOKYO ARE RUNNING AROUND AND SCREAMING AND WHATNOT AND IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY

Ultimanium: What about the rest of Special Ops? The National Guard? Epsilon Force? Can't he pick on someone else once in a while?

Minonim: I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE ENGAGED IN A PARTICULARLY THRILLING GAME OF TETRIS ATTACK AT THE MOMENT

Ultimanium: Fine, fine... just lemme get dressed... you know, I had the stupidest dream... I was shopping downtown, right? And I look up and I get crushed by this mondo boulder. I swear, it must've been the size of the moon... then again, I was also having the flesh rended from my body by Barney clones... hm, gotta lay off the sugar...


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Gerard: It's so great you're back from Planet B, SomerZ!
SomerZ: Huh? Oh yeah, that's right. Super-great. Listen, let's go find that stupid-arse pinkball quicker than quick?
Alicia: That's no way to talk about your friends...
SomerZ: Shut up, you.
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Posted on 03-27-04 06:42 PM Link | Quote
Adamant wakes up. Looking around, he finds himself on his own living room floor. He can't remember why he fell asleep there, or what he had been doing earlier.

Adamant: Oh god.. my head hurts. Did I drink more than I should've?
He stands up, walks over to the sink, and drinks a glass of water mixed with.. um.. that headache powder you mix with water.. can't remember what it's called.
Adamant: Uh.. ow.. God, it hurts. I.. what? SomerZ.. KIRBYNITE! Damn it all! He puts his mage robe and hat on, runs out of his house, and heads toward the palace
Adamant: SomerZ! I need a ride!

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Posted on 03-28-04 12:37 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot woke up, a bit woozy, but still, plenty cool. He darted up and recognized his surroundings immeadiately. The stream where he was previously fishing, gurgled like it always did, and the forest beside him still radiated with music and color. A bit aways, he noticed Zap, who was lounging around and leaning on a particularly small birch tree. He had gotten his notepad out and was scribbling down some information.

Teddylot: Hey Zap! I feel kinda funny!

Zap: Natural, you just blacked out for a few minutes, 'tis all.

Teddylot: How?

Zap: Something about fishing with a boulder. I'm not too sure, since I was working on an equation pertaining to that one movie . . . what was it called again . . . oh, I got it, Groundhogs Day.

Suddenly, Teddylot heard a certain, familiar song being sung by a vaguely familiar voice. The 'I love you' song could be heard in the distance. A flood of memories poured into the small teddy bear pertaining to the previous events of the story, but also, a distant memory of him finding Twister's stache of recorded Barney episodes and movies. He shuddered. Teddylot dashed off towards the music.

Teddylot: I'm gonna help save the world! *determined*

Zap: *not looking up from his notepad* That's nice. I'll be right with you.
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In his office, Melvin rubbed his forehead, groaning as he sat up. His glasses were gone, and he began pawing around for them.


Melvin: Man... What did I drink last night?

Booster: Half a keg of L33t B33r.


Melvin suddenly turns, looking out the window. People were flooding the streets, screaming and rioting and doing all manner of things when chaos is running amuck.


Melvin: What the hell is their problem?


All of a sudden, a flying purple dinosaur flew into the window, hitting it with a loud "thump", following up by glomping the window.


Barney Clone #1: I love you!

Melvin: AAAAARGH KILL IT


Melvin dove into his desk drawer, and despite not having his glasses, fired off an entire round of bullets into the window from his gun, sending the dinosaur suit-wearing man toppling off the building onto a lamp post.


Melvin: What in the hell was that...?
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As Kirbynite continued to walk around the city in its pre-Barney state, his thoughts began to wander around.

Who was the woman he saw before time reverted several hours back? Why did he feel the way he did? Why did it feel wrong to see a moon in the sky? And why the heck is he wearing a long, green hat?


Kirbynite: Hm... I don't see anyone I know around here... Maybe it's best to call someone... *twirls his Star Rod* Guess I'll have to speak directly to someone I know.... SomerZ! Pickup.
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*Ultimanium's Ki aura suddenly blanked out as he landed with a thud against the street, with what looks like a television-sized probe robot strapped to his back*

Ultimanium: Halt! *is promptly trampled by the crowd. He slowly gets back up, covered in bruises and his clothes torn to shreds*

Minonim: I ESTIMATE AN AREA SCAN IS IN ORDER

Ultimanium: Never mind, we should be able to find the orchestrator of the mass rioting here of which media coverage was inexplicably thrown in my face by Special Forces HQ, on our own. *soon enough a swarm of mini-Barneys began biting at his heels*

Minonim: OH NOES

Ultimanium: *thinking* I second that. *glances up at the moon*


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Darkmatt: FINALLY gets out of his offline-trance mode I'M BACK!

Darkmatt's back at his house. No Shadow, no Naplam, just Darkmatt.

Darkmatt: Looks around Uhhhhh, I was just here 3 days ago. Sees that his computer is on the same internet site 3 days ago. What the?

Darkmatt takes a walk outside, he finds out there's no rampaging Barnies in there, he's not even at the pond. After he takes a minute to look around. He finally realizes something...

Darkmatt: #%*$ING SONG OF TIME!!!

(Even though I never played the game, I hate that Song of Time, I can just think what happens when time's almost up, and I don't have time to store everything back. )
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Meanwhile, Melvin, who was in nothing but his boxers, began shooting at the Barney clones that were now glomping his building. He looked at Booster and Smithy, and pointed to the door.


Melvin: I want you two to go down and get the VF-19 Custom Excalibur ready...

Booster: What if Basara's in it?

Melvin: BUST HIS LIP AND TELL HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT
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Teddylot dashed into town looking for a familiar face. Instead, he met evil.

Teddylot: Gah! Miniature Barney clones!

Barney: Brush your teeth at least twice every day because I love you! *glomps*

Teddylot: EEP! Get it off me!

Teddylot spun his spear from his pocket it, jabbed it through the stomach of the purple dinosaur, and nuked him. Much to his dismay, Teddylot was soon encircled with horribly tone-deaf prehistory remnants.
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Adamant enters the palace looking for SomerZ
Adamant: Hello! SomerZ! I need you to take me to wherever Kirby is!
Voice: He's not here.
Adamant: Guh?
Adamant turns around, but can't see anyone. Suddenly, a person drops from the ceiling, and taps his shoulder
Maijin: Ah, Adamanto-chan. You need to be aware of you surroundings.
Adamant: Well I didn't expect to be attacked inside the palace.
Maijin: And that is where you fail. Someruzetto-san is not here. He just left to find.. what he called a puffubooru.
Adamant: Kirby. Right. I need to go there as well. And. I know I'm gonna regret this. Can you. take me there.
Maijin: Most certainly. Go wait in the Mai Furerushippu, while I get some gas for the journey. Kaabinaito-san, right?
Adamant: Uh-huh. I'll go pack my parachute.
Maijin: Weakling.
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((I never had any real qualms with time. You just play the Song of Time backwards, and you'd slow it down, making each day go from one half hour to an hour. Three hours is plenty of time to do things, unless you foolishly try taking on a dungeon on the last day....))

Kirbynite: Urgh.. SomerZ's not responding. He must not be within the planet's range... or something... I need to go to some place that wouldn't have all this electronical interference... *looks around* Aha! The forest! I can go to the forest and try calling him from there!

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Mysterious Dude That Cannot Be Unmasked Until Much Much Later Thanks To Some Kinda Tie In With The Plot: .... Why are they all scattered around like this? My calculations told me that they all would've been taking on the Barney threat now... Strange.. Strange indeed...
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