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Talky Toaster

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Since: 08-23-04

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Posted on 08-23-04 01:37 AM Link | Quote
The rules of this battle are:

1) Any grilled bread product can be used as a weapon
2) No form of cutlery (e.g. knife, fork, spoon etc.) is allowed
3) Attacks with butter do half damage
4) Teleporting is aloud but only up to three times in one hour
5) The healing pad is in the middle of the arena, but can only be used once by each person


The terrain is:
Three slices of toast, two portions of scrambled eggs, a muffin, half a baggel and pretty much any other bread thing you can think of.

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After three days of making toast for every single person of the Red Dwarf crue, I was chucked out for annoyance. What is so annoying about me, I thought. Floating through the vasts of space, I landed eventually on an unknown planet. Luckily my AI chips were still intact and there was a load of scrap metal on the floor. Dragging myself along with my wires, I carefully constructed these parts to myself, giving me an oppertunaty to walk and pick up stuff with hands... After having a three day paradise, I was shocked to see another ship approching the planet. On MY planet!!! A dark figure stepped out...




I know this is a very shitty plot but it was all i can think of...


(edited by Talky Toaster on 08-22-04 04:42 PM)
(edited by Talky Toaster on 08-22-04 04:46 PM)
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