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Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 07-02-04 08:43 AM Link
We all know that you need food to live. But have you ever considered what life would be like without food? Simple. There would be no life. because Life requires outside energy. Or does it? The truth is that life doesn't need food at all; Food is just a drug. A drug with a horrific withdrawal symptom: Effects mimicking that of losing all energy. How can you protect yourself? Simple: You can't. While being grown in the womb, food is given to the baby; It's hooked before it can even defend itself. And if the woman starves herself, she'll die and the baby won't be able to get any more energy from her, and without proper growth will die itself. The truth is that our animal ancestors ate food not knowing what it was, and thusly doomed us all. PEOPLE, I URGE YOU TO BUILD TIME MACHINES, GO BACK IN TIME, AND SLAUGHTER ALL EARLY LIFE! YOU MUST NOT ALLOW YOUR ANCESTORS TO CONSUME FOOD!!!

Prove me wrong :p
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Posted on 07-02-04 09:18 AM Link
We would eat the trees and planet life and dirt and cows, and the ailens...and stuff...
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 07-02-04 09:45 AM Link
But you're thinking as if you'd still eat food, it just wouldn't be food. That be wrong; The human body requires no food whatsoever, food is just such a devastating drug.
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Posted on 07-02-04 09:46 AM Link
you don't eat for two days and call me in the morning
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 07-02-04 09:47 AM Link
will do.
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Posted on 07-02-04 09:47 AM Link
No no no, two WEEKS. Then he'll be dead.
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Posted on 07-02-04 09:47 AM Link
then we can have his stuff!

true, true
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Posted on 07-02-04 02:23 PM Link
Originally posted by Anya
We would eat the trees and planet life and dirt and cows, and the ailens...and stuff...
First, what does Aliens taste like?

Second... where does I find the aliens?
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Posted on 07-02-04 02:33 PM Link
But I like food... a lot
What if I want to stay addicted to food?
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Posted on 07-02-04 03:35 PM Link
If this wasn't in LT, I'd say you were insane.

But, since it is...you're still insane. I'm going to go eat a muffin...
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Posted on 07-02-04 06:03 PM Link
Originally posted by Jarukoth
If this wasn't in LT, I'd say you were insane...


Try the 'drunk' setting for one of them.
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Posted on 07-02-04 08:59 PM Link
They taste like chicken. Actually, a lot of things taste like chicken....save for chicken....that doesn't taste like chicken at all. Go figure.
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 07-03-04 12:21 AM Link
Originally posted by Jarukoth
If this wasn't in LT, I'd say you were insane.

But, since it is...you're still insane. I'm going to go eat a muffin...


A little, but the guy I REALLY hate is YOUR father...
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Posted on 07-03-04 12:57 AM Link
As you see, according to the tabloids... everything causes cancer. ;P

Is just following your logic here...
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Posted on 07-03-04 02:31 AM Link
You know...if we hadn
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 07-03-04 02:56 AM Link
Argh Did any of you read this? you're all suggesting we eat other things as opposed to nothing ;-; IS ANYBODY LISTENING!?! I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!! EVERYONE BUT ME IS CRAZY!!!


(edited by Kyouji Craw on 07-02-04 05:57 PM)
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Posted on 07-03-04 03:29 AM Link
Your just overexarrating now, your still not crazy.

I could call you wierd, if you like it.
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Posted on 07-03-04 03:48 AM Link
How about Drinking? Can we do that as opposed to eating?
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Posted on 07-03-04 08:36 AM Link
Depends what you're drinking. As long as you could get all your nutrients out of the stuff...

But who wants to drink V8 all the time?
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Posted on 07-03-04 03:56 PM Link
What's V8?

I think you can do well without drinking, if you eat food which contains alot of water.
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