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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:48 PM |
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Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is
found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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Originally posted by Hiryuu
[gets uncute tomboy back]
LARRR!!
Heh..had your fun, boys?
Because playtime isn't over yet. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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I quote the great ones....
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Bring it beeeetch! |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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oh noes, I'm so scared.
I should hide. =o |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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Originally posted by Hiryuu
I quote the great ones....
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Bring it beeeetch!
For that, I will give up InuYasha......
And you, state-boy, I haven't forgotten about you! |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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Hmm.
Bittorrent could have worked a lot better for this.  |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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*Nevada yawns.
I'm bored.
I won.  |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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Hackers don't exist anymore.
They're nothing more than a romantic fantasy. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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| It depends what you think of as a hacker, but more or less im sure alot of us can relate to alot of the feelings mentioned in the poem/manifesto thingy. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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| No more hackers! Are you Serious! I know tons of them! |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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| You know stupid fucks who call themselves hackers because they've got Methodus Tools or some crap like that. Not REAL hackers. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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paradox, do you know how fucking OLD that is? It was even in the movie Hackers. (Which is a shitty movie.) OLLLLLD!
And there's only one hacker on this board that I know of. Anyone else who claims to be is most likely full of shit. (And rom hacking does NOT count.)
And Melvin is dead right. I hate dumb fucks who use pre-made programs and call themselves hackers. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:49 PM |
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| Yoshi Dude, I find it humorous that you're flipping out that we're flipping out over this mistake seeings how you used to make fun of it ALL the time in irc. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:50 PM |
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To quote John Cougar Mellencamp:
"Here's a little ditty bout' jack and diane ... Two American kids...Something something words"
You see. This all relates to something I call regression of the human weiner. People are becoming gradually dumber as they perceive their weiners to be stronger. |
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| Posted on 01-01-70 11:50 PM |
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| I use the print screen function for that, then crop it out. Is a little hard work too much? |
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