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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 199/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| This episode of the Silly Video Game Riddles Show is rated PG-13 for strong language content and long role playing stuffs. Viewer discretion is advised. Cheezey game show music begins to play as the scene fades out onto a brightly colored stage. A young adult leaps onto the heavily waxed floor, sliding all the way to the center on his knees. The bright lights show off the lad's cheerfully blue jacket and cap, as well as his denim pants and white t-shirt. Kirby: Hello to all! I'm Kirby Neo Nite, and welcome to the Silly Video Game Riddles Show! Our experts believe that this is episode number ten, so that X on the title would stand for two things: episode numbah ten, and a way to say that this is a new... uh.. kinda.. new thing.. I guess... Savannah: Just continue on. A young woman, with her long, purple hair tied up into a pony tail, scowled at Kirby from her front row seat. She was wearing bell-bottom jeans and a yellow, long-sleeved shirt that seemed to flare up the ends. Kirby: Uh.. Sure thing, boss. To those who have never tuned in, this is a game show in which anyone can participate in. Have fun, and such. The show has been put on hiatus for a long time, but thankfully, the wait is over! Savannah: Perfect excuse to rake in money and show up the other pathetic shows. So says Mr. Greedy Bastard of a Boss. Kirby: Err.. Who's gonna be my assistant? I thought it was a tradition to give me a new assistant while I mentioned that Mitch not being able to make it. Savannah: Well, everyone but Jalyth and Nakase got to be one. So.. Kirby: Ooooh!! Nakase's gonna-- ???: Sorry, bitch, but sis ain't gonna be on. Kirby: *frown* Oh.. Jay.. A half-elf, donned in a black trenchcoat, a sleeveless shirt, and rather loose black khakis, steps onto the stage with a smug look on his face. Jay: Don't you think the crowd is tired of this shit? When is this fucking show going to start? Kirby: ... eh... *turns to the audience* The rules are simple. You must figure out who the mystery guest is, and which game he/she/it is from. Your guess must include the guest's name AND the game. If either one of them is wrong, the whole answer will be counted wrong. The clues are given by the mystery guest, as well as the conversation that may happen between the host, assistant, and guest. ----- Worth 2 points ---- Discovered by Kitten Yiffer ------- Mystery Guest #1: Blue. Kirby: Welcome to the show! How do you feel? Mystery Guest #1: Blue. Kirby: I see... Tell me, how's life? Mystery Guest #1: Blue. Jay: Watch this, Kirb: What color's your house? And your window? And your girlfriend? Mystery Guest #1: Blue. Blue. So blue. Jay: Hah, the fucker probably painted his cow blue. Kirby: *sighs* Next... ----- Worth 1 point ----- Discovered by Kefka ------- Mystery Guest #2: I'm a bit timid... Kirby: Really? It says on this info card that you've appeared in someone's past... His present.. heck, you've even haunted his dreams! Mystery Guest #2: *shrugs* Jay: He's just a damned Strange Guy. ----- Worth 1 point --- Discovered by ShadowKnight----- Kirby: I've been requested to read information a card on this next guest. Jay: The bastard's a mute, right? Right? Kirby: Jay! Look, it's just another way to throw people off. You never know if this person is actually an animal! Anyway... *clears throat* This guest used to be an average kid, until a bunch of events happened to his seemingly average town. He followed a voice in his head, which told him to meet friends of which he has never met before. He fought his way to victory with America's Past Time weapon of choice. Jay: The guy sounds like a fucking psichopath. ----- Worth 3 points ---- Discovered by Waddler-D ----- Kirby: Another one with a card... Jay: Yeah yeah yeah... Kirby: Let's see... This guest has haunted someone in just about every game... except for one, where it's got almost no role. The guest has appeared in other games as cameos, and was even an important cameo in one game. Mystery Guest #4 enjoys long walks by the beach on a warm, sunny day... and dislikes freezing climates with a passion. Jay: ... Sounds more like a bio for someone on a dating show... Kirby: And the guest can suck the health out of someone if something goes wrong. Jay: Yep. Sounds just like a bio for a dating show punk. ------ Worth 2 points --- Discovered by NSNick----- Mystery Guest #5: Hi! Kirby: Welcome to the show! Can you tell us a little about yourself? Mystery Guest #5: I live life on the fast lane. My best friend likes to use speed to fly. I sometimes feel a bit left out because of that, that is, until I use my two natural gifts from birth of flight to aid in my speed! Jay: What the fuck are you saying? Kirby: Jay! Mind your manners! Jay: Or else what? Little Cute Guest is gonna get into a machine and lock onto my sorry ass? Hah! Kirby: Eh.. Just ignore him.. Please, continue. Mystery Guest #5: I'm used to it... After all, I was kinda like a shadow long ago.. But I've been more and more into adventures.. and I've even had my own adventures! I still help out my friend, though.. Kirby: And there you have it. Good luck to everyone! (edited by Kirbynite on 05-19-04 10:15 AM) (edited by Kirbynite on 05-19-04 11:00 AM) (edited by Kirbynite on 05-19-04 11:18 AM) (edited by Kirbynite on 05-21-04 10:01 PM) |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 378/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| Is Mystery Guest #5 Tails from the Sonic series? | |||
ShadowKnight Stone axe Level: 14 Posts: 18/59 EXP: 10840 For next: 2231 Since: 04-09-04 From: Marshall, Michigan Since last post: 79 days Last activity: 20 days |
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| Is Mystery Guest #3 Ness from Earthbound? (edited by ShadowKnight on 05-19-04 04:51 AM) |
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wolfman2000 Red Paratroopa Level: 21  Posts: 96/161 EXP: 49927 For next: 16 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 471 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| *buzzes in* Mystery Guest 4 is Dracula from Castlevania. |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 1950/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Dammit. They got all of the ones I knew.  Oh well, might as well guess...I'm going to guess that guest #2 is Crono. |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 201/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Mystery Guest #5: Aw man.. was it that easy? Mystery Guest #3: Ok! Kirby: Hey, congrats, NSNick and ShadowKnight! You got them right. However, the others were wrong, sorry. Jay: Read the damned bolded text. It says you have to know what games they were fucking in. (edited by Kirbynite on 05-19-04 10:13 AM) |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 1965/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Well, was that the only reason I got it wrong? If so, then I'll just put Crono from Chrono Trigger right now  |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 202/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Kirby: I'm sorry, but your answer is still wrong. Jay: Hah, he fell for it. Kirby: Yeah..  Jay was just kinda reminding you about that... y'know.. for future references. |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 1966/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Mr. blue either has blue hair, or he's just a freak... I'ma guess Mega Man  And in my defense on the Crono one, he DID fit that description: He was in Magus/Janus' past (12000 BC), his present (600 AD), and in his nightmares/dreams (the Undersea Palace fight with Lavos). EDIT: and he doesn't say a word in the game, so we can assume he's timid. (edited by Kefka on 05-19-04 10:51 AM) |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 204/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Jay: Hah. Nice try. Kirby: Those weren't the only clues, Keffy.  |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 1788/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Mystery guest number 2 is a Shyguy? He was in Mario's past, present and in his dreams...  Edit: And he his from SMB2... oh well this edit was to later anyway.  (edited by Kitten Yiffer on 05-19-04 11:07 AM) |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 1971/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Well, since Kitten Yiffer probably got it, and Crono doesn't seem to be it, I'll capitalize on Kitten Yiffer's and see if I can steal his points: Shyguy from Super Mario Bros 2, and most other Mario games thereafter  EDIT: and if not that, its big Boo. (edited by Kefka on 05-19-04 10:56 AM) |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 206/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Jay: Haha! This bastage is a great guy, after all. Kirby: Yep, you got it, Kefka. Sorry, Kitten Yiffer. You were supposed to state the game or game series. We've only got Mystery Guest #1 and Guest #4 left. Who will figure it out? Stay tuned. Mystery Guest #1: A blue world is a perfect one. Edit: Eh... I guess I have ta let Kefka slide with this one. I saw his first answer before he edited in a Boo.... Next time, don't do that. (edited by Kirbynite on 05-19-04 11:00 AM) |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 1790/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| Oh yes the game title was also needed... Ok, the first guest is from Earthbound and his name is Insane cultist. I just check with the game right now and that is the right name. So don't tell me that it's the wrong name... He is with that cult who thinks that everything in the world should be painted blue, and when it's blue... it's better. (edited by Kitten Yiffer on 05-19-04 11:17 AM) |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 208/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Kirby: Hey! Nice job, Kitten Yiffer! Mystery Guest #1: Blue! *lunges at Kirby with a paint brush* Kirby trips the insane cultist, causing the blue freak to fly into the audience. Savannah: ... UGH! I'm... covered with blue paint! KirBYYY! Kirby: ... Err... Can someone figure out the fourth guest before she does something terrible to me? |
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Waddler-D Deddorokku Level: 33  Posts: 95/442 EXP: 227132 For next: 2047 Since: 03-15-04 From: Orange Ocean, Popstar Since last post: 168 days Last activity: 123 days |
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| BWHAHAHAHAHA! The guest we're talking about for #4... is a METROID! Oh my goodness, run and hide! *Hides under table* | |||
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 220/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Kirby: I'm sorry... You're wrong. Please read the rules one more time. Jay: Hahaha! |
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Waddler-D Deddorokku Level: 33 Posts: 96/442 EXP: 227132 For next: 2047 Since: 03-15-04 From: Orange Ocean, Popstar Since last post: 168 days Last activity: 123 days |
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| Oh yeah... Racking fracking rules... A metroid from the game "Metroid", where's my 3 points!?! (edited by Waddler-D on 05-21-04 09:57 PM) |
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Kirbynite Vire Holy Cucco! Level: 55 Posts: 221/1366 EXP: 1233975 For next: 80214 Since: 03-15-04 From: On some floating island, Earth Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Mystery Guest #4: *makes a metroid noise* Jay: Ah! Get the bastard away! Kirby: Good job, D! As for your prize, you get to keep this metroid as a pet! Thank you everyone for participating. I hope you'll all come back for the next show. Until then.. See ya! |
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Waddler-D Deddorokku Level: 33 Posts: 97/442 EXP: 227132 For next: 2047 Since: 03-15-04 From: Orange Ocean, Popstar Since last post: 168 days Last activity: 123 days |
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Originally posted by Kirbynite Errrr... some thing TELLS me that giving away was a bad idea... *Dies* |
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