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Grey the Stampede Don't mess with powers you don't understand. And yes. That means donuts. Level: 82  Posts: 1336/3770 EXP: 5192909 For next: 16318 Since: 06-17-04 From: Kingston, RI, USA, Earth Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 429/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: HOLY CRAP!!! NSNick just whooshed in out of nowhere and got the question right!!!! Wewt ... or something ... Anyway, that just goes to show you all why Nick is in the lead by 10 or more points. Announcer: ... Shouldn't his name technically be in white since, you know, he's been demoted ... temporarily--But his name's still should be. Teddylot: ... No. Announcer: Why not? Teddylot: Because ... Announcer: That's not an ans-- Teddylot: --he's cool. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 33 points wewt Jagori -- 23 points MIAAAA (Hmm, maybe the ninja pirates went after him instead.) Kirby ATW -- 11 points Emptyeye -- 8 points Not Dead! The world is a better place. Kefka -- 6 points Felix -- 6 points Grey -- 6 points Why don't you jump off a cliff, Grey, then see if you're still alive. LostAuzzie -- 3 Points wolfman2000 -- 3 points SmallHacker -- 3 points JJ64 -- 2 points geeogree -- 1 point Ultimanium -- 1 point neotransotaku -- 1 point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 points Edsgravy0 -- 0 points Xkeeper -- 0 points ETG -- 0 points kornfan -- 0 points Heian-794 -- 0 points Banzai_Bill -- 0 points Kario -- 0 points Rhymes with Mario Reshaper256 -- 0 points DarkFenix -- 0 points Screen of Valiant Effort: Apple -- 0 points Masako -- 0 points Evil Peer -- .5 points Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You" ziratha -- -2 Points Teddylot: Anyway, since NSNick OWNED YOU ALL in the last round, we'll try and let the losers catch up by sending out a stupid question. Announcer: The point of this is to-- Teddylot: I just said it ... Announcer: Oh ... well, I guess you just pulled an NSNick. Teddylot: Like a can whoop ... rear.  Question 99: The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it? Teddylot: Holy Shenanigans! We're on our 99th question! Announcer: We rule! Teddylot: Maybe we should make a MindTrap comic to celebrate. Announcer: No. Teddylot: HEY! That's my word ... I should have that ... copyrighted or something. |
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Kario In Possession of a Stolen Shovel Level: 65 Posts: 857/2082 EXP: 2321379 For next: 14249 Since: 03-15-04 From: Texas... Yeehaw! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 17 hours |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 448/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! Announcer: Sorry we haven't been updating lately, but the holidays are pretty big over here. (Plus, the house was packed with ten people, all wanting to use the computer.) Teddylot: Besides, we wanted to have the 100th question to be on New Year's Day ... Announcer: ... yeah, we missed our mark. Teddylot: Anyway, the points go to ... umm ... the only guy that answered the question ... Kario ... Announcer: ... crazy, isn't it? Screen of Points: NSNick -- 33 points wewt ... or something. Jagori -- 23 points MIAAAAA (Yeah Probably.) Kirby ATW -- 11 points Emptyeye -- 8 points Still Not Dead! Kefka -- 6 points Felix -- 6 points Grey -- 6 points GACK! Where have all the pirate ninjas gone?! LostAuzzie -- 3 Points wolfman2000 -- 3 points SmallHacker -- 3 points JJ64 -- 2 points geeogree -- 1 point Ultimanium -- 1 point neotransotaku -- 1 point Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with orange Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 points Edsgravy0 -- 0 points Xkeeper -- 0 points ETG -- 0 points kornfan -- 0 points Heian-794 -- 0 points Banzai_Bill -- 0 points Reshaper256 -- 0 points DarkFenix -- 0 points Screen of Valiant Effort: Apple -- 0 points Masako -- 0 points Evil Peer -- .5 points Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You" ziratha -- -2 Points Announcer: Also, in our newly found "holiday free time," we've brainstormed and came up with a brand spanking new game show *cough*rip-off*cough* ... Teddylot: Tissue? Question 100: "Try that story on Principal Pringle," said Scheming Suzie's school teacher. Suzie stood before Pringle and began, "I was on my way to school, and I cut through the park like I always do. Since I was early, I sat down on a bench to rest. I put my essay in my lunch bag, and set it beside me. Just then I noticed a black squirrel run past and scamper up a nearby tree. He was halfway up the tree when he suddenly froze and slowly backed down the tree trunk before taking off. I was curious to see what had frightened him so I looked up the tree and saw a red scarf. I climbed up to get it and just then a big dog grabbed my lunch bag with my essay in it, and ran off." Pringle sighed and replied, "Suzie, you can't possibly expect me to believe that one can you?" Why not? Teddylot: I didn't know teachers were supposed to be smart. Announcer: Keep an eye out for our latest game show. |
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Emptyeye Real American Level: 67 Posts: 1200/2273 EXP: 2488421 For next: 104451 Since: 05-24-04 From: I DUNNOOOOOOOO!! Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| There are two possibilities here. I'm going to only guess one of them, and say that "Squirrels don't back down trees, they run down them facing the ground (IE forward)." |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 1619/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 449/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: And the correct answer goes to the guy with the Emptyeye! Announcer: Pretty slow movin', NSNick. These young'uns are beating you to the bullet. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 33 points wewt ... or something. Jagori -- 23 points MIAAAAAA (Lucky you.) Kirby ATW -- 11 points Emptyeye -- 9 points Swiftly moving toward third place! Kefka -- 6 points Felix -- 6 points Grey -- 6 points Where have you gone?! LostAuzzie -- 3 Points wolfman2000 -- 3 points SmallHacker -- 3 points JJ64 -- 2 points geeogree -- 1 point Ultimanium -- 1 point neotransotaku -- 1 point Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with orange Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 points Edsgravy0 -- 0 points Xkeeper -- 0 points ETG -- 0 points kornfan -- 0 points Heian-794 -- 0 points Banzai_Bill -- 0 points Reshaper256 -- 0 points DarkFenix -- 0 points Screen of Valiant Effort: Apple -- 0 points Masako -- 0 points Evil Peer -- .5 points Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You" ziratha -- -2 Points Teddylot: ... hmmm, it looks to me that we've run out of witty witticisms to entertain you all with. Quick! Give to the outdated joke book. Announcer: So outdated, your grandparents don't think it's funny. Teddylot: That's us, alright! Question 101: When Sandy Beach was six years old she hammered a nail into her favourite tree to mark her height. Ten years later at sweet sixteen, Sandy returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each years, how much higher would the nail be? Teddylot: Hmm ... *flips through the pages* Here's a good one. "So somebody comes up to me and asks me my opinion on Euthanasia. I told him I was more concerned for the adults." HOTCHA CHA! |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 2328/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Simple math... of course  50 cm taller, 5 decameters, .5 meters Take your pick, they all mean the same thing |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85 Posts: 1622/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| I don't know this for sure, but it's as good a guess as any: The nail wouldn't be any higher, as trees mainly grow high up, not at head level. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 450/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Hah, he thought it was simple math ... tut tut. Announcer: It's more like simple knowledge. Trees grow at the top. Teddylot: And NSNick takes home the glories along with an extended lead. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 34 points Has the glories. Jagori -- 23 points MIAAAAAA (Another death in the family, eh?) Kirby ATW -- 11 points Emptyeye -- 9 points Eye-less?! Kefka -- 6 points Felix -- 6 points Grey -- 6 points Maybe the pirate ninjas really did get him ... LostAuzzie -- 3 Points wolfman2000 -- 3 points SmallHacker -- 3 points JJ64 -- 2 points geeogree -- 1 point Ultimanium -- 1 point neotransotaku -- 1 point Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with orange Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 points Edsgravy0 -- 0 points Xkeeper -- 0 points ETG -- 0 points kornfan -- 0 points Heian-794 -- 0 points Banzai_Bill -- 0 points Reshaper256 -- 0 points DarkFenix -- 0 points Screen of Valiant Effort: Apple -- 0 points Masako -- 0 points Evil Peer -- .5 points Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You" ziratha -- -2 Points Teddylot: Here's another easy one for the whole family to enjoy. Question 102: If an airplane carrying the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the United States and Canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? Teddylot: Should be answered in a few minutes! *looks at watch* |
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Jagori Flurry Level: 27 Posts: 170/267 EXP: 103625 For next: 12534 Since: 04-17-04 Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Bury the survivors? How rude. I sure wouldn't like to be buried alive. | |||
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 451/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: And Jagori comes back from the dead to give us the correct answer in only a matter of minutes, using his keen wit to present his answer in a clever way. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 34 points Has the glories no more. Jagori -- 24 points Is back and back strong! Kirby ATW -- 11 points Emptyeye -- 9 points Eye-less?! Kefka -- 6 points Felix -- 6 points Grey -- 6 points Maybe the pirate ninjas really did get him ... LostAuzzie -- 3 Points wolfman2000 -- 3 points SmallHacker -- 3 points JJ64 -- 2 points geeogree -- 1 point Ultimanium -- 1 point neotransotaku -- 1 point Kario -- 1 point Rhymes with orange Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 points Edsgravy0 -- 0 points Xkeeper -- 0 points ETG -- 0 points kornfan -- 0 points Heian-794 -- 0 points Banzai_Bill -- 0 points Reshaper256 -- 0 points DarkFenix -- 0 points Screen of Valiant Effort: Apple -- 0 points Masako -- 0 points Evil Peer -- .5 points Screen of "Dude, I'd Wear a Paper Bag Over My Head if I Were You" ziratha -- -2 Points Teddylot: Next question. Question 103: What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose? Teddylot: This'll be a toughy. Too ambiguous for the precise answer I'm looking for. Now, get to guessing. |
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Kario In Possession of a Stolen Shovel Level: 65 Posts: 1080/2082 EXP: 2321379 For next: 14249 Since: 03-15-04 From: Texas... Yeehaw! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 17 hours |
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| Heh, this is a joke answer. But I never wanted a job, but now that I have one I don't want to lose it. Is the answer job? | |||
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 452/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Hmm, good guess but not quite. Announcer: You do have one thing right, however. It is a joke answer. |
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Smallhacker Green Birdo SMW Hacking Moderator Level: 68  Posts: 1197/2273 EXP: 2647223 For next: 81577 Since: 03-15-04 From: Söderhamn, Sweden Since last post: 10 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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| ...a fight? (Ok... some |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 453/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: Nope, try again. This one's a toughy, so it might take a few thousand guesses. Teddylot: Maybe we could get more reads if we announced this question as "the hardest question MindTrap has ever known." |
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Kario In Possession of a Stolen Shovel Level: 65 Posts: 1094/2082 EXP: 2321379 For next: 14249 Since: 03-15-04 From: Texas... Yeehaw! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 17 hours |
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Emptyeye Real American Level: 67 Posts: 1210/2273 EXP: 2488421 For next: 104451 Since: 05-24-04 From: I DUNNOOOOOOOO!! Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| A vagina. | |||
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86 Posts: 2349/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| A spouse? | |||
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85 Posts: 1635/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| My guess plays on a double meaning: Life. No man wants life in prison, and no man wants to lose his life. (edited by NSNick on 01-05-05 09:29 PM) |
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