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beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:13 PM Link | Quote
I come from the year 3333 to warn you guys of an impending danger to the planet.

It is called...

Pork. This evil being will attack the planet Earth and devour it whole along with every single one of its citizens...that's why right now, we need to speed up the flow of new technology so that we'll have laser cannons capable of destroying moons by 2500.

*assimilates all beef from the present day into the network, becomes a lot smarter*

(Yes, this is a completely random introduction thread. Didn't you know? )
Cthulhu

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:17 PM Link | Quote
Holy SHIT! They called me crazy, but I knew that the pork was coming for us! Take that Harvard!

Anyways, welcome to the board beef. Hope you have a good time here.
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:22 PM Link | Quote
beef... My brother don't eat beef for fear of getting Mad Cow Disease

Welcome beef.
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:24 PM Link | Quote
Mad Cow Disease is pretty much destroyed by 2150, as are cancer, heart disease, and everything else 'cept natural causes.

Me? I'm roughly 450 years old and don't look a day over 20.
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 10:39 PM Link | Quote
I must say beef, you're cool. Because you're weird and a wacky sense of humour.
Kefka
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:11 PM Link | Quote
Go to a mental institution. Stay there. Forever. Please.

Welcome to the show that never ends!
Dustminion

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:13 PM Link | Quote
Hello, beef. Welcome to Acmlm's Board. Remember to read the FAQ if you wish to not get banned. And have fun posting.
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kefka
Go to a mental institution. Stay there. Forever. Please.

Welcome to the show that never ends!


Hold on, gotta ask my second split personality named Jim.

*edit: Jim said maybe.*


(edited by beef on 05-02-04 02:15 PM)
(edited by beef on 05-02-04 02:15 PM)
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:18 PM Link | Quote
So you have Split Personality Syndrome? You know, a woman with this syndrome was found to have 2 brains. [/useless facts]

Well maybe it ain't so useless. You could regurgiate it at parties, and freak out other people
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Edsgravy0
So you have Split Personality Syndrome? You know, a woman with this syndrome was found to have 2 brains. [/useless facts]

Well maybe it ain't so useless. You could regurgiate it at parties, and freak out other people


Awesome! But what if my other brain comes out after that? That probably wouldn't be very good for my social life. [/random]

So, any of you know what LUE is? I hear it involves chip bags.
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:28 PM Link | Quote
Life, Universe and Earth. It's a board on GameFAQS.

Chip bags are eaten out of by 74.86% of the Worlds population. So it is involving chip bags. [/made up percentages, and spam. My work here is done!]
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:30 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Edsgravy0
Life, Universe and Earth. It's a board on GameFAQS.

Chip bags are eaten out of by 74.86% of the Worlds population. So it is involving chip bags. [/made up percentages, and spam. My work here is done!]


We'd better get you away from those bags of sugar...

Hey, guess what? I can go to LUE!

It's actually pretty awesome, if you're not counting the huge amounts of wang topics that repeatedly show up there. The 'KHAAAAAN' ytmnd fad was absolutely hilarious.
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:33 PM Link | Quote
Wang topics? As much as I hate to ask, what did they involve? Comaparison of size?

Did you know that 1 in a 10000 men wield a ten-inch dick? Can you imagine scraping the porcelian with that while you shat?
beef

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:44 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Edsgravy0
Wang topics? As much as I hate to ask, what did they involve? Comaparison of size?

Did you know that 1 in a 10000 men wield a ten-inch dick? Can you imagine scraping the porcelian with that while you shat?


First part: Nah, they're just random wang topics, incest topics (and yes, they're usually funny) and fads. There's the occasional social topic or 500 topic, but you don't see those usually.

Second part: Yeah, and I'm already halfway there at the age of 13. Kinda makes you think some of the people that brag that without proof are compensating for something, eh? Eh? [/contradiction]
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Posted on 05-02-04 11:48 PM Link | Quote
I've got no beef with anything that's for dinner, tonight.

Welcome and such.
Ed

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Posted on 05-02-04 11:50 PM Link | Quote
You're 13? So am I. But I turned 13 a few days ago, so HA HA HA!!! YOU'LL PROBABLY BE THE FIRST OF US TO DIE OF OLD AGE!!!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, AND YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!!! Unless of course, a bus ran me over tomorrow

BTW, I downloaded Zero Wing after you told me what system it was for
Kitten Yiffer

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Posted on 05-03-04 01:43 AM Link | Quote
You don't need to post a similar thread in Crazyiness forum, there is no rules about having crazy newbie threads.

Welcome to the board beef.
Ran-chan

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Posted on 05-03-04 01:48 AM Link | Quote
Cake? Welcome to the ne acmlm's board, Beefy.

I hope you
Colleen
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Posted on 05-03-04 07:52 AM Link | Quote
Oh phew, I was totally ready to write you off until that last line.

Welcome to the board.
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Posted on 05-03-04 03:09 PM Link | Quote
Mmmmm...beef...

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