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| DA TRAEGDY OF HMLET PRINC3 OF R HOMEPAEG | HMLET | ENTIER PLAY ACT I SCANA I11!! OMG LOL ELSINOR3!111!11 OMG WTF LOL A PLATFORM BFORA DA CASTLE 111! OMG LOL FRANCISCO AT HIS POST!!!!!11! WTF ENTAR 2 HIM BRNARDO BRNARDO WHOS THEIR??!!! OMG NAY ANSWER M3 STAND AND UNFOLD UR!1111!1 OMG WTF LOL LONG LIEV DA KNG FRANCISCO !!11!111 OMG LOL BRNARDO BRNARDO ????!?!?! OMG H3 FRANCISCO 111! OMG LOL U COMA MOST CAERFULY UPON UR HOUR BRNARDO 1!!1 WTF LOL TIS NOW STRUK TW3LVE GAT THE 2 BD FRANCISCO FRANCISCO 111!! OMG FOR THIS RALEIF MUCH THX TIS BITER COLD AND IM SIK AT H3ART BRNARDO 11!11 HAEV U HAD QUEIT GUARD FRANCISCO ?!??? WTF NOT A MOUS3 STIRNG BRNARDO 111111 OMG LOL W3L GOD NIGHT 1!11!!!1 OMG IF U DO MET HORATIO AND MARC3LUS DA RIVALS OF MAH WATCH BID TH3M MAEK HAST3 FRANCISCO 1!!!!! LOL I THINK I HAAR TH3M!!11 LOL STAND HO11!! WHOS THEYRE?!?!? LOL ENTER HORATIO AND MARC3LUS HORATIO FREINDS 2 THIS GROUND MARCELUS 1!!! WTF LOL AND LEIGAMEN 2 DA DAEN FRANCISCO 1111! OMG LOL GIEV U GOD NIGHT MARCALUS 11!!!!1 OMG O FAERW3L HONEST SOLDEIR WHO HATH RELEIV3D U?!!??! LOL BRNARDO HAS MAH PLAEC !!1! OMG WTF GIEV U GOD NIGHT 1!1!! OMG LOL EXIT MARC3LUS HOLA!!11!1! OMG LOL BRNARDO BRNARDO !111111 LOL SAY WUT IS HORATIO THEYRE????! OMG LOL A PEICE OF HIM BRNARDO !!1! OMG LOL WELCOME HORATIO W3LCOM3 GOD MARCELUS MARCELUS 1!!!11! OMG WTF LOL WUT HAS THIS THNG AP3ARD AGANE 2-NIGHT BRNARDO ?!!!!!??! I HAEV SEN NOTHNG MARCALUS !11!!1! WTF HORATIO SAYS TIS BUT OUR FANTASY AND WIL NOT LET BLEIF TAEK HOLD OF HIM 2UCHNG THIS DR3AEDD SIGHT TWIEC SEN OF US THEYRE I HAEV ANTR3AETD HIM ALONG WIT US 2 WATCH DA MINUTES OF THIS NIGHT TAHT IF AGANE THIS APARITION COME H3 MAY APROVA OUR 3YES AND SPEAK 2 IT HORATIO !111111 OMG LOL TUSH TUSH TWIL NOT APAAR BRNARDO 1!11!!! SIT DOWN AWHIEL AND L3T US ONCE AGANE ASALE UR 3ARS TAHT R SO FORTIFEID AGANEST OUR S2RY WUT WA HAEV TWO NIGHTS SEN HORATIO !!1! OMG WAL SIT WE DOWN AND LET US HEAR BRNARDO SPAAK OF THIS BRNARDO 1!1111 OMG WTF LAST NIGHT OF AL WHEN YOND SM3 STAR TAHTS W3STWARD FROM TEH POLE HAD MAED HIS COURS3 2 ILUM3 TAHT PART OF HEAEVN WHERE NOW IT BURNS MARCELUS AND MYS3LF DA BL TH3N BATNG ONE- 3NTAR GHOST MARC3LUS PAAEC BR3AK THE OF LOK WHARE IT COM3S AGANE BRNARDO !!!1!1 IN DA SM3 FIGURE LIEK DA KNG TAHTS DAAD MARCELUS !11! OMG THOU ART A SCHOLAR SP3AK 2 IT HORATIO BRNARDO !!!1 WTF LOL LOKS IT NOT LIEK DA KNG??!!? LOL MARK IT HORATIO HORATIO 1!!11!1 WTF MOST LIEK IT HAROWS M3 WIT F3AR AND WONDER BRNARDO 1!1!1 OMG LOL IT WUD B SPOKA 2 MARC3LUS 11!!1! WTF LOL QU3STION IT HORATIO HORATIO 1!11 OMG LOL WUT ART THOU TAHT USURPST THIS TIEM OF NIGHT 2GATHER WIT TAHT FARE AND WARLIEK FORM IN WHICH DA MAEJSTY OF BUREID D3NMARK DID SOMATIEMS MARCH?!!??! OMG WTF BY HEAEVN I CHARGE THE SPAAK MARCELUS !!11! WTF IT IS OFENDAD BRNARDO 1!!1 SE IT STOKS AWAY HORATIO 11!! OMG WTF STAY111! WTF LOL SPEAK SPEAK!!!!11!! I CHARG3 THE SP3AK !!!11! LOL 3XIT GHOST MARC3LUS TIS GON3 AND WIL NOT ANSWER BRNARDO !11! HOW NOW HORATIO!111!!1 OMG LOL U TR3MBLE AND LOK PAEL IS NOT THIS SOM3THNG MORA THAN FANTASY ??!?!?? WUT THINK U ONT HORATIO ???!??!?! OMG BFORE MAH GOD I MIGHT NOT THIS BLEIVE WITHOUT TEH SANSIBL3 AND TRUA AVOUCH OF MIEN OWN EY3S MARCALUS !!!11 IS IT NOT LIEK TEH KNG HORATIO ?????!? OMG LOL AS THOU ART 2 THYS3LF SUCH WAS DA V3RY ARMOUR HE HAD ON WH3N HE TEH MBITIOUS NORWAY COMBAETD SO FROWND HE ONCE WHAN IN AN ANGRY PARL3 HE SMOT3 TEH SLADAD POLAKS ON DA IEC !111!!1 OMG WTF TIS STRANG3 MARCELUS !!!!!1 LOL THUS TWIEC BFOR3 AND JUMP AT THIS DAAD HOUR WIT MARTIAL STOK HATH H3 GON3 BY OUR WATCH HORATIO !!!! OMG WTF LOL IN WUT PARTICULAR THOUGHT 2 WORK I KNOW NOT BUT IN TEH GROS AND SCOPA OF MAH OPINION THIS BODAS SOMA STRANGA ERUPTION 2 OUR STAET MARC3LUS !1!! LOL GOD NOW SIT DOWN AND TAL ME H3 TAHT KNOWS Y THIS SME STRICT AND MOST OBSARVANT WATCH SO NIGHTLY 2ILS DA SUBJ3CT OF DA LAND AND Y SUCH DALEY CAST OF BRAEZN CANON AND FOREIGN MART FOR IMPLEMENTS OF WAR Y SUCH IMPR3S OF SHIPWRIGHTS WHOS3 SORE TASK DO3S NOT DIVIED DA SUNDAY FROM TEH WEK WUT MIGHT B 2WARD TAHT THIS SWEATY HASTA DOTH MAEK TEH NIGHT JOINT-LABOUR3R WIT DA DAY WHO IST TAHT CAN INFORM M3 HORATIO ??!???!? LOL TAHT CAN I AT L3AST DA WHISPAR GOAS SO1!!! OMG LOL OUR LAST KNG WHOS3 IMAEG 3V3N BUT NOW AP3ARD 2 US WAS AS U KNOW BY FORTINBRAS OF NORWAY THEIR PRIKD ON BY A MOST AMULAET PRIED DAERD 2 DA COMBAT IN WHICH OUR VALIANT HML3T- FOR SO THIS SIED OF OUR KNOWN WORLD ASTEMD HIM- DID SLAY THIS FORTINBRAS WHO BY A SEALD COMPACT W3L RATIFEID BY LAW AND HERALDRY DID FORFAIT WIT HIS LIEF AL THOSE HIS LANDS WHICH HE S2D SEIEZD OF 2 TEH CONQUAROR AGANEST DA WHICH A MOEITY COMPATENT WAS GAEGD BY OUR KNG WHICH HAD R3TURND 2 TEH INHERITANCE OF FORTINBRAS HAD HE BAN VANQUISHAR AS BY DA SME COV3NANT AND CARIAEG OF TEH ARTICLA D3SIGND HIS F3L 2 HMLET!!1!11 OMG WTF NOW SIR U FORTINBRAS OF UNIMPROVAD METL3 HOT AND FUL HATH IN DA SKIRTS OF NORWAY HARE AND THEIR SHARKD UP A LIST OF LAWLES RESOLUTAS FOR FOD AND DEIT 2 SOM3 3NTARPRIES TAHT HATH A S2MACH INT WHICH IS NO OTHER- AS IT DOTH WAL APEAR UN2 OUR STAET- BUT 2 RECOVER OF US BY STRONG HAND AND T3RMS COMPULSA2RY THOS3 FORASADE LANDS SO BY HIS FATH3R LOST AND THIS I TAEK IT IS DA MANE MOTIEV OF OUR PREPARATIONS DA SOURC3 OF THIS OUR WATCH AND TEH CHEIF H3AD OF THIS POST-HASTE AND ROMAEG IN DA LAND BRNARDO !!!1! WTF I THINK IT B NO OTHER BUT EEN SO W3L MAY IT SORT TAHT THIS PORT3N2US FIGUR3 COMES ARMED THROUGH OUR WATCH SO LIEK DA KNG TAHT WAS AND IS TEH QUESTION OF THASE WARS HORATIO 1!!! OMG WTF LOL A MOTE IT IS 2 TROUBLE TEH MINDS 3Y3 !1!111 LOL IN TEH MOST HIGH AND MAH STAET OF ROM3 A LITL3 ERE DA MIGHTEIST JULIUS F3L TEH GRAEVS S2D T3NANTLAS AND DA SHET3D D3AD DID SQU3AK AND GIBER IN TEH ROMAN STRETS AS STARS WIT TRANES OF FIER AND D3WS OF BLOD DISASTERS IN TEH SUN AND DA MOIST STAR UPON WHOS3 INFLU3NC3 N3PTUNES 3MPIER STANDS WAS SIK ALMOST 2 DOMSDAY WIT ACLIPS3 AND 3V3N TEH LIEK PR3CURSE OF FEIRCE EVENTS AS HARBNG3RS PRACEDNG STIL TEH FAETS AND PROLOGU3 2 TEH OMEN COMNG ON HAEV H3AEVN AND EARTH 2G3THER D3MONSTRAETD UN2 OUR CLIMATUR3S AND COUNTRYMAN- !1!!! BUT SOFT BHOLD!1!111 WTF LOL LO WH3RA IT COMES AGANE 111!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL RE-ENT3R GHOST IL CROS IT THOUGH IT BLAST MA111!! WTF LOL STAY ILUSION !11111!! WTF LOL IF THOU HAST ANY SOUND OR US3 OF VOIEC SPAAK 2 M3 IF THEYRE B ANY GOD THNG 2 B DON3 TAHT MAY 2 THE DO AAES AND GRAEC 2 MA SP3AK 2 MA COK CROWS IF THOU ART PRIVY 2 THY COUNTRYS FAET WHICH HAPILY FOREKNOWNG MAY AVOID O SPAAK !1!1!11 OR IF THOU HAST UPHOARD3D IN THY LIEF EX2RTAD TR3ASURE IN TEH WOMB OF AARTH FOR WHICH TH3Y SAY U SPIRITS OFT WOK IN DEATH SPEAK OF IT STAY AND SPEAK11111! WTF LOL S2P IT MARC3LUS MARC3LUS 1!111!1 OMG LOL SHAL I STRIEK AT IT WIT MAH PARTISAN HORATIO ????! WTF LOL DO IF IT WIL NOT STAND BRNARDO 11!!1 TIS HER3 HORATIO 1111111 OMG WTF LOL TIS HERA MARCELUS 1!1!11 OMG WTF TIS GON3 1!!!1!! OMG WTF AXIT GHOST WA DO IT WRONG BNG SO MAEJSTICAL 2 OFER IT TEH SHOW OF VIOLANC3 FOR IT IS AS TEH ARE INVULNERABLE AND OUR VANE BLOWS MALICIOUS MOKERY BRNARDO !11!11 OMG WTF IT WAS ABOUT 2 SPEAK WHEN TEH COK CRAW HORATIO !!1!!! OMG WTF AND THEN IT STARTED LIEK A GUILTY THNG UPON A FEARFUL SUMONS11!!1111 OMG I HAEV H3ARD DA COK TAHT IS TEH TRUMPAT 2 DA MORN DOTH WIT HIS LOFTY AND SHRIL-SOUNDNG THROAT AWAEK DA GOD OF DAY AND AT HIS WARNNG WHETHER IN SAA OR FIER IN EARTH OR ARE TEH EXTRAVAGANT AND ERNG SPIRIT HEIS 2 HIS CONFIEN AND OF TEH TRUTH HAREIN THIS PRES3NT OBJACT MAED PROBATION MARCELUS !111 OMG WTF LOL IT FAEDD ON DA CROWNG OF TEH COK !!!11!1 OMG LOL SOME SAY TAHT EVER GANEST TAHT SEASON COMAS WHERAIN OUR SAVIOURS BIRTH IS CALEBRAETD DA BIRD OF DAWNNG SNGETH AL NIGHT LONG AND THAN THEY SAY NO SPIRIT DAERS STIR ABROAD TEH NIGHTS R WHOLESOMA THEN NO PLAENTS STRIEK NO FAREY TAEKS NOR WITCH HATH POW3R 2 CHARM SO HALOWD AND SO GRACIOUS IS TEH TIEM HORATIO 1!!!!1 WTF LOL SO HAEV I HAARD AND DO IN PART BLEIV3 IT 111!11!1 OMG WTF LOL BUT LOK TEH MORN IN RUS3T MANTLE CLAD WOKS O3R TEH DEW OF YON HIGH EASTWARD HIL BREAK W3 OUR WATCH UP AND BY MAH ADVIEC LET US IMPART WUT W3 HAEV SEN 2-NIGHT UN2 U HMLET FOR UPON MAH LIEF THIS SPIRIT DUMB 2 US WIL SP3AK 2 HIM 1!!1!!1 OMG DO U CONS3NT WA SHAL ACQUANET HIM WIT IT AS NEDFUL IN OUR LOVES FITNG OUR DUTY MARC3LUS ??!!??! OMG LETS DOT I PRAY AND I THIS MORNNG KNOW WHAR3 WE SHAL FIND HIM MOST CONVENEINTLY !1!!! OMG WTF EXEUNT SC3NE I1111! OMG WTF A ROM OF STAET IN DA CASTLA 1!!! OMG WTF ANTER KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN GERTRUDE HML3T POLONIUS LA3RTAS VOLTIMAND CORNELIUS LORDS AND ATENDANTS KNG CLAUDIUS THOUGH YET OF HMLET OUR DEAR BROTHERS DEATH DA M3MORY B GREN AND TAHT IT US BFIT3D 2 BAR OUR H3ARTS IN GREIF AND OUR WHOLE KNGDOM 2 B CONTRACT3D IN ONA BROW OF WO3 YET SO FAR HATH DISCRATION FOUGHT WIT NATURA TAHT WE WIT WIESST SOROW THINK ON HIM 2G3THER WIT R3MEMBRANCE OF OURS3LVES !1!1!11 OMG WTF LOL THEYRE OUR SOM3TIEM SIST3R NOW OUR QUEN DA IMPERIAL JOINTRES 2 THIS WARLIEK STAET HAEV W3 AS TWARE WIT A DEFAAETD JOY- WIT AN AUSPICIOUS AND A DROPNG 3YE WIT MIRTH IN FUNARAL AND WIT DIRG3 IN MARIAEG IN 3QUAL SCAEL WEIGHNG D3LIGHT AND DOLE- TAEKN 2 WIEF NOR HAEV WA HER3IN BARD UR BTAR WISDOMS WHICH HAEV FRELY GONE WIT THIS AFARE ALONG!1!11!11 FOR AL OUR THX!11! OMG NOW FOLOWS TAHT U KNOW U FORTINBRAS HOLDNG A WAAK SUPOSAL OF OUR WORTH OR THINKNG BY OUR LAET D3AR BROTHARS DEATH OUR STAET 2 B DISJOINT AND OUT OF FRMA COLEAGU3D WIT TEH DRAM OF HIS ADVANTAEG H3 HATH NOT FALED 2 P3STER US WIT M3SAEG IMPORTNG DA SUREND3R OF THOSA LANDS LOST BY HIS FATHER WIT AL BONDS OF LAW 2 OUR MOST VALIANT BROTHAR!!1!! WTF SO MUCH FOR HIM !1!111 LOL NOW FOR OURS3LF AND FOR THIS TIEM OF METNG THUS MUCH DA BUSIENS IS WE HAEV HARE WRIT 2 NORWAY UNCLE OF U FORTINBRAS- WHO IMPOT3NT AND BD-RID SCARC3LY HEARS OF THIS HIS NEPHEWS PURPOSA-2 SUPRES HIS FURTHER GATE HAREIN IN TAHT TEH LEVEIS DA LISTS AND FUL PROPORTIONS R AL MAED OUT OF HIS SUBJECT AND WE HARE DISPATCH U GOD CORNELIUS AND U VOLTIMAND FOR BAERRS OF THIS GRETNG 2 OLD NORWAY GIVNG 2 U NO FURTHAR P3RSONAL POWER 2 BUSIENS WIT TEH KNG MORA THAN DA SCOP3 OF THASE DALAETD ARTICLAS ALOW 11!!!!1! OMG WTF FAERW3L AND LET UR HASTA COMAND UR DUTY CORNELIUS11111!!1 VOLTIMAND IN TAHT AND AL THNGS WIL WE SHOW OUR DUTY KNG111!11 OMG CLAUDIUS W3 DOUBT IT NOTHNG H3ARTILY FAERWEL 11!11!1 WTF LOL EX3UNT VOLTIMAND AND CORNELIUS AND NOW LA3RTES WUT TEH NAWS WIT U???!!??!? LOL U 2LD US OF SOME SUIT WUT IST LA3RTAS ?!?!! OMG U CANOT SP3AK OF R3ASON 2 DA DAEN AND LOS3 UR VOIEC WUT WUDST THOU BG LAERTES TAHT SHAL NOT B MAH OFAR NOT THY ASKNG ???!!! OMG WTF LOL DA H3AD IS NOT MORE NATIEV 2 TEH H3ART DA HAND MORE INSTRUMANTAL 2 TEH MOUTH THAN IS TEH THRON3 OF DENMARK 2 THY FATHER 1!!!11!! WTF LOL WUT WUDST THOU HAEV LAERTES LAERT3S ????!!? WTF MAH DREAD LORD UR LEAEV AND FAVOUR 2 R3TURN 2 FRANCE FROM WHENCA THOUGH WILNGLY I CM3 2 D3NMARK 2 SHOW MAH DUTY IN UR CORONATION YAT NOW I MUST CONFES TAHT DUTY DONE MAH THOUGHTS AND WISHES BND AGANE 2WARD FRANC3 AND BOW THEM 2 UR GRACIOUS LEAEV AND PARDON KNG!!1!111! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS HAEV U UR FATHERS L3AEV??!!???!? LOL WUT SAYS POLONIUS LORD?!!!?!?! POLONIUS HE HATH MAH LORD WRUNG FROM M3 MAH SLOW LEAEV BY LABOURSOM3 PETITION AND AT LAST UPON HIS WIL I SEALD MAH HARD CONSENT I DO BSECH U GIEV HIM LAAEV 2 GO KNG!!!1 CLAUDIUS TAEK THY FARE HOUR LA3RTES TIEM B THIEN AND THY BST GRAECS SPEND IT AT THY WIL !111!111 OMG BUT NOW MAH COUSIN HML3T AND MAH SON- HMLET [ASIED] A LITLE MOR3 THAN KIN AND LES THAN KIND KNG!11111 LOL CLAUDIUS HOW IS IT TAHT DA CLOUDS STIL HANG ON U?!????? WTF NOT SO MAH LORD IM 2 MUCH I TEH SUN QUEN!!!!1!11 OMG LOL GARTRUDA GOD HML3T CAST THY NIGHTAD COLOUR OF AND LAT THIEN 3YA LOK LIEK A FREIND ON D3NMARK !!11 WTF LOL DO NOT FOR AVAR WIT THY VALE3D LIDS SEK FOR THY NOBLE FATHAR IN DA DUST THOU KNOWST TIS COMON AL TAHT LIEVS MUST DEI PASNG THROUGH NATUR3 2 3TERNITY HMLET 1!!!1! LOL AY MADM IT IS COMON QUEN!!1!1 OMG GERTRUD3 IF IT B Y SEMS IT SO PARTICULAR WIT THE HML3T ?!!!!?!!? OMG WTF SEMS MADM!1!1 WTF NAY IT IS I KNOW NOT SEMS 1!!1! LOL TIS NOT ALON3 MAH INKY CLOAK GOD MOTHER NOR CUS2MARY SUITS OF SOL3MN BLAK NOR WINDY SUSPIRATION OF FORC3D BREATH NO NOR TEH FRUITFUL RIEVR IN TEH EY3 NOR DA DEJ3CTED HAVIOR OF DA VISAEG 2GATHER WIT AL FORMS MODS SHAEPS OF GREIF TAHT CAN DANOT3 ME TRULY THES3 INDED SEM FOR THAY R ACTIONS TAHT A MAN MIGHT PLAY BUT I HAEV TAHT WITHIN WHICH PAS3TH SHOW TH3SE BUT DA TRAPNGS AND TEH SUITS OF WO3 KNG11!! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS TIS SWET AND COMANDABLE IN UR NATURA HMLET 2 GIEV THES3 MOURNNG DUTEIS 2 UR FATH3R BUT U MUST KNOW UR FATH3R LOST A FATHAR TAHT FATH3R LOST LOST HIS AND DA SURVIVOR BOUND IN FILIAL OBLIGATION FOR SOM3 T3RM 2 DO OBSAQUIOUS SOROW BUT 2 P3RSEVER IN OBSTINAET CONDOL3MENT IS A COURSE OF IMPIOUS STUBORN3S TIS UNMANLY GREIF IT SHOWS A WIL MOST INCOR3CT 2 H3AEVN A HEART UNFORTIFEID A MIND IMPATEINT AN UNDARSTANDNG SIMPL3 AND UNSKOOLD FOR WUT WE KNOW MUST B AND IS AS COMON AS ANY TEH MOST VULGAR THNG 2 SANSE Y SHUD WE IN OUR PEVISH OPOSITION TAEK IT 2 HEART?!???!? OMG WTF LOL FEI111!11 TIS A FAULT 2 H3AEVN A FAULT AGANEST DA DAAD A FAULT 2 NATURE 2 RAASON MOST ABSURD WHOSA COMON THAME IS DEATH OF FATHERS AND WHO STIL HATH CREID FROM TEH FIRST CORSA TIL HE TAHT DEID 2-DAY THIS MUST B SO111! WTF WE PRAY U THROW 2 EARTH THIS UNPR3VALENG WOE AND THINK OF US AS OF A FATHER FOR L3T DA WORLD TAEK NOTE U R DA MOST IMEDIAET 2 OUR THRON3 AND WIT NO LES NOBILITY OF LOVE THAN TAHT WHICH DEAERST FATH3R BARS HIS SON DO I IMPART 2WARD U1!1!11 OMG WTF LOL FOR UR INT3NT IN GONG BAK 2 SKOOL IN WITENBRG IT IS MOST RETROGRAED 2 OUR DASIER AND WA BSECH U BND U 2 R3MANE HERA IN DA CHER AND COMFORT OF OUR 3YE OUR CHEIF3ST COURTEIR COUSIN AND OUR SON QUEN11!!1 OMG WTF GERTRUDE LET NOT THY MOTHER LOS3 HER PRAEYRS HMLET I PRAY THE STAY WIT US GO NOT 2 WITANBRG HML3T 1!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL I SHAL IN AL MAH BST OBY U MADM KNG!!!! CLAUDIUS Y TIS A LOVNG AND A FARE REPLY B AS OURSALF IN DENMARK111!11!1 WTF LOL MADM COM3 THIS GENTLE AND UNFORC3D ACORD OF HML3T SITS SMILNG 2 MAH HEART IN GRAEC WH3REOF NO JOCUND H3ALTH TAHT DENMARK DRINKS 2-DAY BUT TEH GR3AT CANON 2 TEH CLOUDS SHAL TEL AND TEH KNGS ROUSE DA HEAEVNS AL BRUIT AGANE RE-SP3AKNG 3ARTHLY THUNDER1111! OMG WTF COM3 AWAY !1!11! 3XEUNT AL BUT HMLET HMLAT O TAHT THIS 2 2 SOLID FLESH WUD M3LT THAW AND RASOLV3 ITSELF IN2 A DEW 1!!!1! LOL OR TAHT DA 3VERLASTNG HAD NOT FIXD HIS CANON GANEST SALF-SLAUGHT3R1111 O GOD11111! GOD !1!11!1 OMG HOW W3ARY STAEL FLAT AND UNPROFITABL3 SEM 2 ME AL TEH US3S OF THIS WORLD !1!!!1!! LOL FEI ONT!1!! OMG LOL AH FEI!11!111 OMG WTF LOL TIS AN UNWED3D GARDEN TAHT GROWS 2 SED THNGS RANK AND GROS IN NATURE POSES IT M3RELY!111! OMG LOL TAHT IT SHUD COME 2 THIS 11!!!!! OMG BUT TWO MONTHS DEAD NAY NOT SO MUCH NOT TWO SO EXCALENT A KNG TAHT WAS 2 THIS HYPERION 2 A SATYR SO LOVNG 2 MAH MOTH3R TAHT HA MIGHT NOT BTEM TEH WINDS OF HAAEVN VISIT H3R FAEC 2 ROUGHLY1!!11!11 WTF LOL H3AEVN AND EARTH 1!111 WTF MUST I R3MEMBR?!?!?! Y SHE WUD HANG ON HIM AS IF INCREAES OF APETIET HAD GROWN BY WUT IT F3D ON AND YET WITHIN A MONTH- L3T MA NOT THINK ONT-FRALETY THY NME IS WOMAN- 1!!11!! OMG A LITL3 MONTH OR AR3 THOS3 SHO3S WERE OLD WIT WHICH SHA FOLOWD MAH POR FATHERS BODY LIEK NIOB AL Y SHE EVEN SHE- O GOD1!11!1!! OMG A BAST TAHT WANTS DISCOURS3 OF REASON WUD HAEV MOURND LONG3R-MAREID WIT MAH UNCL3 MAH FATH3RS BROTH3R BUT NO MORE LIEK MAH FATHER THAN I 2 H3RCULES WITHIN A MONTH ER3 YET DA SALT OF MOST UNRIGHTAOUS TEARS HAD LEFT DA FLUSHNG IN HER GALED AYAS SH3 MAREID11!!11 WTF LOL O MOST WIKAD SPED 2 POST WIT SUCH DAXTERITY 2 INCESTUOUS SHETS 1!1!1111 OMG LOL IT IS NOT NOR IT CANOT COMA 2 GOD BUT BREAK MAH HEART FOR I MUST HOLD MAH 2NGU3 1!1! LOL ENTER HORATIO MARC3LUS AND BRNARDO HORATIO HALE 2 UR LORDSHIP HMLAT !1!!!!! OMG WTF IM GLAD 2 SE U W3L HORATIO-OR I DO FORGET MYSELF HORATIO !!!1 OMG WTF LOL TEH SMA MAH LORD AND UR POR SERVANT AVER HMLET !1!11 OMG WTF SIR MAH GOD FREIND IL CHANG3 TAHT NMA WIT U AND WUT MAEK U FROM WIT3NBRG HORATIO?!!?!!! WTF LOL MARC3LUS MARCELUS ??!!? OMG MAH GOD LORD- HML3T IM VERY GLAD 2 SE U!!!11111 OMG WTF LOL GOD EV3N SIR !!!1 OMG WTF BUT WUT IN FATEH MAEK U FROM WIT3NBRG HORATIO ??!!! OMG LOL A TRUANT DISPOSITION GOD MAH LORD HML3T !!!1!! LOL I WUD NOT HEAR UR MAH SAY SO NOR SHAL U DO MIEN EAR TAHT VIOLANCE 2 MAEK IT TRUSTER OF UR OWN R3PORT AGANEST UR I KNOW U R NO TRUANT !1!111 OMG LOL BUT WUT IS UR AFARE IN ELSINOR3 ?!?!!! OMG WTF W3L TEACH U 2 DRINK DEP 3RA U DEPART HORATIO !111 MAH LORD I CME 2 SE UR FATH3RS FUNARAL HML3T !!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL I PRAY THE DO NOT MOK M3 FELOW-STUDANT I THINK IT WAS 2 SE MAH MOTHARS W3DNG HORATIO !!1!1!1 INDED MAH LORD IT FOLOWD HARD UPON HMLAT 1!!1!1! THRIFT THRIFT HORATIO1!1!11 OMG WTF LOL DA FUNERAL BAEKD M3ATS DID COLDLY FURNISH FORTH TEH MARIAEG TABLES 11!! WTF WUD I HAD M3T MAH D3AERST FOE IN H3AEVN OR AVER I HAD SEN TAHT DAY HORATIO 1!!1 OMG WTF MAH FATHER-M3THINKS11111! OMG LOL I SE MAH FATHAR HORATIO 1!11!!! OMG WTF LOL WHARE MAH LORD HMLET ?!?!?!??! OMG WTF LOL IN MAH MINDS AYE HORATIO HORATIO !1!11! OMG I SAW HIM ONC3 HA WAS A GODLY KNG HMLET 1!1!! H3 WAS A MAN TAEK HIM FOR AL IN AL I SHAL NOT LOK UPON HIS LIEK AGANE HORATIO !!!11 OMG MAH LORD I THINK I SAW HIM YASTARNIGHT HML3T 1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL SAW?!!??!!!? WHO HORATIO ??!!!?!!! WTF LOL MAH LORD TEH KNG UR FATHER HMLET !!1!11 WTF DA KNG MAH FATH3R HORATIO !1!1111! OMG LOL SEASON UR ADMIRATION FOR AWHIEL WIT AN ATENT AAR TIL I MAY DELIEVR UPON DA WITNES OF THAS3 GENTL3MAN THIS MARV3L 2 U1!11 LOL FOR GODS LOV3 LAT ME HEAR HORATIO 1!!11 OMG WTF LOL TWO NIGHTS 2GETHER HAD THASA G3NTLEMEN MARCALUS AND BRNARDO ON THERE WATCH IN DA DEAD VAST AND MIDLE OF DA NIGHT B3N THUS ENCOUNTERD11!!!!11 WTF A FIGURA LIEK UR FATHER ARMED AT POINT 3XACTLY CAP-A-P3 APAARS BFORE THEM AND WIT SOLAMN MARCH GOAS SLOW AND STAETLY BY TH3M THRIEC HE WOKD BY THEYRE OPRESD AND FEAR-SURPRIESD AY3S WITHIN HIS TRUNCHEONS LENGTH WHILST THEY DISTILED ALMOST 2 JELY WIT DA ACT OF FAAR STAND DUMB AND SP3AK NOT 2 HIM!1!! OMG WTF LOL THIS 2 ME IN DREADFUL S3CRECY IMPART THEY DID AND I WIT THAM TEH THIRD NIGHT K3PT TEH WATCH WHERE AS THEY HAD DELIEVRD BOTH IN TIEM FORM OF TEH THNG 3ACH WORD MAED TRUA AND GOD TEH APARITION COM3S I NU UR FATHAR THES3 HANDS R NOT MORE LIEK HML3T 1!!! BUT WHARE WAS THIS MARCALUS ???!??!? OMG MAH LORD UPON DA PLATFORM WHER3 WE WATCHD HML3T !!!!11 DID U NOT SPEAK 2 IT HORATIO ???!?! OMG MAH LORD I DID BUT ANSW3R MAED IT NONE YET ONCE MATHOUGHT IT LIFTAD UP ITS H3AD AND DID ADR3S ITS3LF 2 MOTION LIEK AS IT WUD SPEAK BUT EVAN THEN DA MORNNG COK CR3W LOUD AND AT DA SOUND IT SHRUNK IN HASTA AWAY AND VANISHD FROM OUR SIGHT HMLET 1!!11!! OMG WTF LOL TIS VERY STRANG3 HORATIO !!1!!1! WTF AS I DO LIEV MAH HONOURD LORD TIS TRU3 AND WE DID THINK IT WRIT DOWN IN OUR DUTY 2 L3T U KNOW OF IT HMLAT 1!!!! OMG INDED INDED SIRS BUT THIS TROUBL3S MA !!!1!!!! WTF HOLD U DA WATCH 2-NIGHT MARCELUS??!?!?!!? WTF BRNARDO WE DO MAH LORD HMLET !111!111 OMG ARMD SAY U?!!!!?? WTF LOL BRNARDO ARMD MAH LORD HMLET !11!!!11 WTF LOL FROM 2P 2 23 MARCALUS??????! LOL BRNARDO MAH LORD FROM HEAD 2 FOT HMLAT !!!!!!1 WTF TH3N SAW U NOT HIS FAEC HORATIO ?!!!! WTF O YES MAH LORD HE WOR3 HIS BAEVR UP HML3T 1111 OMG LOL WUT LOKD H3 FROWNNGLY HORATIO ??!?? OMG WTF A COUNTENANCA MOR3 IN SOROW THAN IN ANG3R HMLET !!!!!11 OMG PAEL OR RED HORATIO ???!???? WTF NAY VERY PAEL HMLET 111!11 WTF AND FIXD HIS 3YES UPON U????!?! MOST CONSTANTLY HML3T 1!1!!! OMG LOL I WUD I HAD B3N THEIR!1!11 WTF IT WUD HAEV MUCH MAEZD U1!11! OMG WTF LOL VERY LIEK V3RY LIEK1!!!! WTF LOL STAYD IT LONG HORATIO ??!!!??!! WTF WHIEL ONE WIT MODARAET HASTE MIGHT T3L A HUNDRAD MARCELUS!1!1 OMG BRNARDO LONGER LONG3R HORATIO 1!1! OMG WTF LOL NOT WHEN I SAWT HML3T !!1!1! OMG WTF LOL HIS BARD WAS GRIZLED-NO HORATIO ??!!!!!? OMG WTF IT WAS AS I HAEV SEN IT IN HIS LIEF A SABLE SILVARD HML3T !1!11 WTF I WIL WATCH 2-NIGHT PERCHANCE TWIL WOK AGANE HORATIO 1!!! OMG WTF I WARANT IT WIL HMLET !!1!1! OMG WTF LOL IF IT ASUME MAH NOBL3 FATHERS PERSON IL SPAAK 2 IT THOUGH H3L ITSELF SHUD GAEP AND BID MA HOLD MAH P3AEC111! I PRAY U AL IF U HAEV HITHER2 CONC3ALD THIS SIGHT LET IT B TENABLA IN UR SIELNCE STIL AND WUT ALS3 SHAL HAP 2-NIGHT GIEV IT AN UNDERSTANDNG BUT NO 2NGU3 I WIL RAQUIET UR LOVES!1!!11! WTF LOL SO R U WAL UPON TEH PLATFORM TWIXT 3LAVEN AND TWELVE IL VISIT U1111 OMG WTF LOL OUR DUTY 2 UR HONOUR HMLAT 1111! LOL UR LOVES AS MIEN 2 U FAERWEL !11!!1! 3X3UNT AL BUT HML3T MAH FATHERS SPIRIT IN ARMS!!!1 OMG WTF AL IS NOT W3L I DOUBT SOM3 FU PLAY WUD TEH NIGHT WERA COME !!!111 WTF TIL THEN SIT STIL MAH SU FU DEDS WIL RIES THOUGH AL TEH 3ARTH OERWH3LM TH3M 2 MANS AYAS 1!!!!1 OMG EXIT SC3N3 II1!!! OMG WTF A ROM IN POLONIUS HOUSE !!11!! OMG WTF LOL ANTER LAERTES AND OPHELIA LAARTES MAH N3C3SAREIS R 3MBARKD FAERWEL AND SISTER AS TEH WINDS GIEV BNEFIT AND CONVOY IS ASISTANT DO NOT SLEP BUT L3T MA H3AR FROM U!!111!11 OMG DO U DOUBT TAHT LAERTAS ?!??!???! OMG FOR HML3T AND DA TRIFLNG OF HIS FAVOUR HOLD IT A FASHION AND A 2Y IN BLOD A VIOLET IN DA U OF MAH NATURA FORWARD NOT P3RMAENNT SWET NOT LASTNG DA PERFUMA AND SUPLIANC3 OF A MINUT3 NO MOR3 OPHALIA 11!!1!! NO MORE BUT SO LAERTES ????!!? WTF LOL THINK IT NO MORE FOR NATUR3 CRESC3NT DO3S NOT GROW ALON3 IN THEWS AND BULK BUT AS THIS T3MPLA WAEXS TEH INWARD S3RVIEC OF DA MIND AND SU GROWS WIED WITHAL1!111 OMG LOL PERHAPS H3 LOVAS U NOW AND NOW NO SOIL NOR CAUTEL DOTH BSMIRCH DA VIRTUE OF HIS WIL BUT U MUST F3AR HIS GR3ATN3S WAIGHD HIS WIL IS NOT HIS OWN FOR HE HIMS3LF IS SUBJ3CT 2 HIS BIRTH HA MAY NOT AS UNVALUED P3RSONS DO CARVE FOR HIMSALF FOR ON HIS CHOIEC D3PENDS TEH SAEFTY AND HEALTH OF THIS WHOLA STAET AND THEIR MUST HIS CHOIEC B CIRCUMSCRIEBD UN2 DA VOIEC AND YEILDNG OF TAHT BODY WHEREOF HE IS DA HAAD!!11 WTF LOL THEN IF HA SAYS H3 LOVAS U IT FITS UR WISDOM SO FAR 2 BLEIVA IT AS H3 IN HIS PARTICULAR ACT AND PLAEC MAY GIEV HIS SAYNG DED WHICH IS NO FURTHAR THAN DA MANE VOIEC OF DENMARK GO3S WITHAL !111!11! LOL THEN W3IGH WUT LOS UR HONOUR MAY SUSTANE IF WIT 2 CR3D3NT AAR U LIST HIS SONGS OR LOSA UR HEART OR UR CHASTA TREASURE OP3N 2 HIS UNMASTERD IMPORTUNITY !1!!! OMG LOL F3AR IT OPHALIA F3AR IT MAH DAAR SISTER AND KEP U IN TEH R3AR OF UR AFACTION OUT OF TEH SHOT AND DANGER OF D3SIER !!!!11! WTF LOL TEH CHAREIST MADE IS PRODIGAL 3NOUGH IF SHE UNMASK HER BAUTY 2 TEH MON VIRTU3 ITSELF SCAEPS NOT CALUMNIOUS STROK3S TEH CANKAR GALS TEH INFANTS OF DA SPRNG 2 OFT BFORE THERE BUTONS B DISCLOS3D AND IN TEH MORN AND LIQUID DEW OF U CONTAGIOUS BLASTMANTS R MOST IMIENNT !!!1!1! B WARY THEN BST SAEFTY LEIS IN FEAR U 2 ITSELF R3BLS THOUGH NON3 3LSE NEAR OPHELIA !1!1 OMG WTF LOL I SHAL DA EF3CT OF THIS GOD L3SON KEP AS WATCHMAN 2 MAH H3ART1!!1! WTF BUT GOD MAH BROTH3R DO NOT AS SOME UNGRACIOUS PAS2RS DO SHOW MA TEH STEP AND THORNY WAY 2 H3AEVN WHIELS LIEK A PUFD AND REKLAS LIEBRTIEN HIMS3LF DA PRIMROSA PATH OF DALIANC3 TREADS AND REKS NOT HIS OWN RADE LA3RTES !1!1! OMG LOL O FAAR M3 NOT !111!!! WTF LOL I STAY 2 LONG BUT HER3 MAH FATH3R COMES !!!!11! OMG LOL ENTER POLONIUS A DOUBLE BLESNG IS A DOUBLE GRAEC OCASION SMIELS UPON A SECOND LEAEV LORD!!11!!1 OMG POLONIUS YAT HERA LAARTES!111! OMG WTF ABOARD ABOARD FOR SHME 111!1!1 OMG WTF DA WIND SITS IN TEH SHUDER OF UR SALE AND U R STAYD FOR!11!11!! WTF THEYRE MAH BLESNG WIT THE !!!1!!!! LOL AND THES3 FEW PRAC3PTS IN THY MAMORY SE THOU CHARACTAR1!!!1!1! LOL GIEV THY THOUGHTS NO 2NGU3 NOR ANY UNPROPORTIONAD THOUGHT HIS ACT !111 WTF B THOU FMILIAR BUT BY NO M3ANS VULGAR !!111! LOL THOSE FREINDS THOU HAST AND THERE ADOPTION TREID GRAPLE THEM 2 THY SU WIT HOPS OF STEL BUT DO NOT DUL THY PALM WIT ENTARTANEMENT OF AACH NAW-HATCHD UNFLEDGAD COMRAED1!11!1! BWAER OF 3NTRANCE 2 A QUAREL BUT BNG IN BART TAHT TEH OPOSED MAY R OF THE 1!!111 OMG WTF GIEV EV3RY MAN THY 3AR BUT FAW THY VOIEC TAEK AACH MANS CENSURE BUT RES3RVE THY JUDGM3NT !!1!!1 COSTLY THY HABIT AS THY PURSE CAN BUY BUT NOT AXPR3SD IN FANCY RICH NOT GAUDY FOR DA APAERL OFT PROCLAMES TEH MAN AND THEY IN FRANCE OF DA BST RANK AND STATION R OF A MOST SEL3CT AND GENEROUS CHEIF IN TAHT 1!111 OMG WTF NAITHAR A BOROWER NOR A LENDER B FOR LOAN OFT LOSES BOTH ITS3LF AND FREIND AND BOROWNG DULS TEH 3DG3 OF HUSBANDRY 1!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS ABOVA AL 2 THIEN OWNSELF B TRU3 AND IT MUST FOLOW AS TEH NIGHT TEH DAY THOU CANST NOT THEN B FALS3 2 ANY MAN 11!1!!!1 WTF LOL FAERWEL MAH BL3SNG S3ASON THIS IN THE LAERTES !11!1 OMG WTF LOL MOST HUMBLY DO I TAEK MAH LAAEV MAH LORD LORD11!1 OMG POLONIUS TEH TIEM INVIETS U GO UR S3RVANTS T3ND LAERTES 1!!!1 LOL FAERWEL OPHELIA AND REMEMBR WEL WUT I HAEV SADE 2 U!1!1 WTF LOL TIS IN MAH M3MORY LOKD AND U UR SHAL KEP DA K3Y OF IT LAERTAS 1!111111 OMG WTF FAERWEL 1!!1!! EXIT LORD POLONIUS WUT IST OPHALIA B HATH SADE 2 U??!???!! OMG WTF SO PLZ U SOMATHNG 2UCHNG TEH LORD HMLAT LORD!111 WTF POLONIUS MARY W3L BTHOUGHT TIS 2LD ME H3 HATH VERY OFT OF LAET GIEVN PRIVAET TIEM 2 U AND U UR HAEV OF UR AUDEINCE BEN MOST FRE AND BOUNTAOUS IF IT B SO AS SO TIS PUT ON M3 AND TAHT IN WAY OF CAUTION I MUST TAL U U DO NOT UND3RSTAND UR SO CLAARLY AS IT BHOVES MAH DAUGHT3R AND UR HONOUR 1!!1!!1 WTF WUT IS BTWEN U??!?!???? OMG LOL GIEV ME UP DA TRUTH OPH3LIA !!!1! OMG HE HATH MAH LORD OF LAET MAED MANY TANDERS OF HIS AFECTION 2 ME LORD1!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS AF3CTION1111!1 WTF LOL O1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL U SPEAK LIEK A GREN GIRL UNSIFTED IN SUCH PERILOUS CIRCUMSTANC3 1!!11 OMG WTF LOL DO U BLEIV3 HIS TEND3RS AS U CAL THEM OPHELIA ?!??!??! I DO NOT KNOW MAH LORD WUT I SHUD THINK LORD11!!11!1 WTF LOL POLONIUS MARY IL TEACH U THINK UR A BABY TAHT U HAEV TAE'N THESE TENDERS FOR TRUE PAY WHICH R NOT STARLNG111!1 LOL TEND3R UR MORE D3ARLY OR-NOT 2 CRAK DA WIND OF DA POR PHRAES RUNNG IT U TAND3R M3 A FOL OPHELIA !1!! OMG WTF LOL MAH LORD H3 HATH IMPORTUNED ME WIT LOVE IN HONOURABLA FASHION LORD!1!!1!!1 OMG LOL POLONIUS AY FASHION U MAY CAL IT GO 2 GO 2 OPH3LIA !!!1! OMG AND HATH GIEVN COUNTENANCE 2 HIS SPECH MAH LORD WIT ALMOST AL DA HOLY VOWS OF HEAEVN LORD!!1!1!1! OMG WTF POLONIUS AY SPRNGES 2 CATCH WODCOKS!1!!111 OMG LOL I DO KNOW WHEN TEH BLOD BURNS HOW PRODIGAL TEH SU LENDS TEH 2NGUA VOWS THESE BLAEZS DAUGHTER GIVNG MORE LIGHT THAN H3AT AXTINCT IN BOTH EVAN IN THERE PROMIES AS IT IS A-MAKNG U MUST NOT TAEK FOR FIER!1!! LOL FROM THIS TIEM B WUT SCANTER OF UR MADE3N PRASENCA S3T UR ANTRAATM3NTS AT A HIGH3R RAET THAN A COMAND 2 PARLEY11!1111 LOL FOR LORD HMLAT BLEIVE SO MUCH IN HIM TAHT HE IS U AND WIT A LARG3R TETHER MAY H3 WOK THAN MAY B GIEVN U IN FEW OPHELIA DO NOT BLEIVE HIS VOWS FOR THAY R BROKARS NOT OF TAHT DY3 WHICH THEYRE INVESTMANTS SHOW BUT MARA IMPLORA2RS OF UNHOLY SUITS BR3ATHNG LIEK SANCTIFEID AND PIOUS BAWDS DA BT3R 2 BGUIEL1!11 THIS IS FOR AL I WUD NOT IN PLANE T3RMS FROM THIS TIEM FORTH HAEV U SO SLANDER ANY MOM3NT L3ISUR3 AS 2 GIEV WORDS OR TOK WIT TEH LORD HMLET !1!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL LOK 2T I CHARGE U COMA UR WAYS OPHELIA 1111 OMG WTF I SHAL OBY MAH LORD !11! WTF EXAUNT SCAN3 IV111111!! OMG LOL DA PLATFORM !!11!! OMG WTF ENT3R HML3T HORATIO AND MARC3LUS HMLAT DA ARE BIETS SHREWDLY IT IS V3RY COLD HORATIO !!1!11 WTF LOL IT IS A NIPNG AND AN EAEGR ARE HMLET !1!1!11 OMG LOL WUT HOUR NOW HORATIO ?!?!!??? OMG LOL I THINK IT LAKS OF TW3LV3 HMLAT 111!1! NO IT IS STRUK HORATIO 1!11 OMG INDED??!!!?? OMG WTF I HAARD IT NOT THEN IT DRAWS NAAR TEH S3ASON WHEREIN TEH SPIRIT HALD HIS WONT 2 WOK !!1!1!1 A FLOURISH OF TRUMP3TS AND ORDNANC3 SHOT OF WITHIN WUT DO3S THIS MEAN MAH LORD HMLET ?!???? OMG WTF LOL DA KNG DOTH WAEK 2-NIGHT AND TAEKS HIS ROUSE KEPS WASALE AND TEH SWAGARNG UP-SPRNG RELS AND AS HE DRANES HIS DRAUGHTS OF RHANISH DOWN DA K3TLE-DRUM AND TRUMPET THUS BRAY OUT DA TRIUMPH OF HIS PL3DGE HORATIO 1!11 OMG WTF LOL IS IT A CUS2M HML3T ???!??!! OMG WTF LOL AY MARY IST BUT 2 MAH MIND THOUGH IM NATIEV H3RE AND 2 TEH MANER BORN IT IS A CUS2M MOR3 HONOURD IN DA BREACH THAN TEH OBSERVANC3 111!!! WTF LOL THIS HEAVY-H3AEDD R3V3L EAST AND WAST MAEKS US TRADUC3D AND TAXD OF OTH3R NATIONS THEY CL3PA US DRUNKARDS AND WIT SWINISH PHRAES SOIL OUR ADITION AND INDED IT TAEKS FROM OUR ACHEIVEMENTS THOUGH PERFORMD AT HAIGHT TEH PITH AND MAROW OF OUR ATRIBUTE 11!!! WTF LOL SO OFT IT CHANC3S IN PARTICULAR MEN TAHT FOR SOME VICIOUS MOLE OF NATURE IN THEM AS IN THEYRE BIRTH-WHEREIN THEY R NOT GUILTY SINCE NATUR3 CANOT CHOS3 HIS ORIGIN- BY DA O3RGROWTH OF SOMA COMPLEXION OFT BREAKNG DOWN TEH PAELS AND FORTS OF REASON OR BY SOME HABIT TAHT 2 MUCH OAR-LEAEVNS TEH FORM OF PLAUSIEV MANARS TAHT THESA MEN CARYNG I SAY TEH STMP OF ON3 DEFACT BNG NATURES LIEVRY OR FORTUNAS STAR- THERE VIRTU3S 3LSE-B TH3Y AS PUR3 AS GRAEC AS INFINIET AS MAN MAY UND3RGO- SHAL IN DA GENARAL CENSURA TAEK CORUPTION FROM TAHT PARTICULAR FAULT TEH DRM OF EAEL DOTH AL TEH NOBLE SUBSTANC3 OF A DOUBT 2 HIS OWN SCANDAL HORATIO 1!!111 OMG LOL LOK MAH LORD IT COM3S 11!1 OMG WTF 3NT3R GHOST HMLET ANGELS AND MINIST3RS OF GRAEC DAFEND US !1!1!1!1 OMG B THOU A SPIRIT OF HEALTH OR GOBLIN DMND BRNG WIT THE ARES FROM HEAEVN OR BLASTS FROM HAL B THY INT3NTS WIKED OR CHARITABLE THOU COMEST IN SUCH A QU3STIONABL3 SHAEP TAHT I WIL SP3AK 2 THE IL CAL THE HML3T KNG FATHER ROYAL DAEN O ANSWAR M3 1!1! WTF LAT ME NOT BURST IN IGNORANCE BUT TEL Y THY CANONIEZD BONES HAARS3D IN DEATH HAEV BURST THERE CARAM3NTS Y DA SEPULCHRE WH3R3IN W3 SAW THE QUEITLY INURND HATH OPED HIS POND3ROUS AND MARBLE JAWS 2 CAST THE UP AGANE1!!111 LOL WUT MAY THIS MAAN TAHT THOU D3AD CORS3 AGANE IN COMPLETE STEL R3VISITST THUS TEH GLIMPSES OF DA MON MAKNG NIGHT HIEDOUS AND WE FOLS OF NATURE SO HORIDLY 2 SHAEK OUR DISPOSITION WIT THOUGHTS BYOND DA RAACHAS OF OUR SUS ???!!!!? OMG LOL SAY Y IS THIS?!!?!! OMG WTF LOL WH3R3FORE?!!???!!! WTF WUT SHUD WA DO ?!!!?!! OMG LOL GHOST BKONS HMLET HORATIO IT BKONS U 2 GO AWAY WIT IT AS IF IT SOME IMPARTM3NT DID DASIER 2 U ALONE MARC3LUS 111!11 OMG WTF LOK WIT WUT COURTEOUS ACTION IT WAEVS U 2 A MORE RAMOVED GROUND BUT DO NOT GO WIT IT HORATIO 11111 OMG WTF LOL NO BY NO MEANS HMLET 1!1!! LOL IT WIL NOT SP3AK TH3N I WIL FOLOW IT HORATIO 1111!! OMG WTF LOL DO NOT MAH LORD HMLAT 11!!1 WTF LOL Y WUT SHUD B DA FEAR ?????!?!? OMG LOL I DO NOT SET MAH LIEF IN A PINS FE AND FOR MAH SU WUT CAN IT DO 2 TAHT BNG A THNG IMORTAL AS ITSELF ?!!!??? OMG IT WAEVS M3 FORTH AGANE IL FOLOW IT HORATIO !1!! LOL WUT IF IT TAMPT U 2WARD TEH FLOD MAH LORD OR 2 DA DREADFUL SUMIT OF TEH CLIF TAHT BETLES OER HIS BAES IN2 TEH S3A AND THEYRE ASUME SOMA OTHAR HORIBLE FORM WHICH MIGHT DEPRIEV UR SOV3REIGNTY OF REASON AND DRAW U IN2 MADNAS??!????!! WTF THINK OF IT TEH V3RY PLAEC PUTS 2YS OF DESPERATION WITHOUT MORE MOTIEV IN2 AV3RY BRANE TAHT LOKS SO MANY FATHOMS 2 DA SAA AND H3ARS IT ROAR BN3ATH HMLAT !!!!!1 WTF LOL IT WAEVS ME STIL 11!111! OMG WTF GO ON IL FOLOW THE MARCALUS 1!!1!11! WTF U SHAL NOT GO MAH LORD HMLET !!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL HOLD OF UR HANDS HORATIO !111!! OMG WTF B RULED U SHAL NOT GO HMLET !!11!1!! OMG WTF LOL MAH FAET CREIS OUT AND MAEKS 3ACH PATY ARTERY IN THIS BODY AS HARDY AS TEH NAMAAN LIONS NARV3 !1!1!11! OMG STIM I CALD1!!11 WTF LOL UNHAND M3 GENTL3M3N !1!1! OMG BY HEAEVN IL MAEK A GHOST OF HIM TAHT LETS ME !1!!!!! WTF LOL I SAY AWAY1!111 WTF LOL GO ON IL FOLOW THE !!!11111 LOL EXAUNT GHOST AND HML3T HORATIO HE WAEXS DESPERAET WIT IMAGINATION MARC3LUS !!1!! OMG WTF LOL LETS FOLOW TIS NOT FIT THUS 2 OBY HIM HORATIO 11!11 OMG WTF HAEV AFTAR!1!! OMG LOL 2 WUT ISU3 WIL THIS COMA MARCELUS ??!!???! SOMETHNG IS ROTEN IN DA STAET OF DENMARK HORATIO 1!!!!11 OMG H3AEVN WIL DIERCT IT MARCELUS !111! OMG LOL NAY LATS FOLOW HIM 111!!!1 OMG WTF LOL 3X3UNT SCENE V!1!1! LOL ANOTH3R PART OF TEH PLATFORM !11! WTF ANTER GHOST AND HMLET HMLET WHARE WILT THOU L3AD ME?!!!!???! OMG WTF SP3AK IL GO NO FURTHER GHOST !!!1 WTF LOL MARK M3 HML3T !!1111! WTF LOL I WIL GHOST 1!1! MAH HOUR IS ALMOST COMA WH3N I 2 SULPHUROUS AND 2RM3NTNG FLM3S MUST REND3R UP MYSELF HMLET 1!1! OMG WTF ALAS POR GHOST GHOST !!!!1! WTF PITY ME NOT BUT LAND THY SERIOUS HEARNG 2 WUT I SHAL UNFOLD HMLAT !1!! OMG LOL SPEAK IM BOUND 2 HAAR GHOST 11!1 WTF SO ART THOU 2 R3VENGA WH3N THOU SHALT H3AR HMLAT 1!!! WUT??!?!! OMG WTF IM THY FATH3RS SPIRIT DOMD FOR A C3RTANE TERM 2 WOK TEH NIGHT AND FOR TEH DAY CONFIEND 2 FAST IN FIERS TIL DA FU CRIEMS DONE IN MAH DAYS OF NATURE R BURNT AND PURGAD AWAY!11!! OMG WTF LOL BUT TAHT IM FORBID 2 TAL DA SECR3TS OF MAH PRISON-HOUSE I CUD A TAEL UNFOLD WHOSA LIGHTAST WORD WUD HAROW UP THY SU FREZE THY U BLOD MAEK THY TWO EYES LIEK STARS START FROM THEYRE SPHERES THY KNOTED AND COMBIEND LOKS 2 PART AND AACH PARTICULAR HARE 2 STAND ON END LIEK QUILS UPON DA FRETFUL PORP3NTIEN BUT THIS ETARNAL BLAZON MUST NOT B 2 3ARS OF FLESH AND BLOD!1!!1! WTF LIST LIST O LIST !1!1!!1 OMG IF THOU DIDST EV3R THY D3AR FATHER LOV3- HMLET O GOD GHOST 111!!!!1 OMG RAV3NG3 HIS FU AND MOST UNATURAL MURD3R HML3T 1!1!1!11 MURDER GHOST 1!!!!1! LOL MURDER MOST FU AS IN TEH BST IT IS BUT THIS MOST FU STRANGE AND UNATURAL HMLET !!11!1! OMG WTF LOL HASTE M3 2 KNOWT TAHT I WIT WNGS AS SWIFT AS MADITATION OR TEH THOUGHTS OF LOVE MAY SWEP 2 MAH REV3NG3 GHOST !!!1 OMG WTF I FIND THE APT AND DUL3R SHUDST THOU B THAN DA FAT WED TAHT ROTS ITSALF IN EAES ON TEH WHARF WUDST THOU NOT STIR IN THIS!!1111 WTF LOL NOW HMLAT H3AR TIS GIEVN OUT TAHT SLEPNG IN MAH ORCHARD A SARPENT STUNG ME SO DA WHOLA 3AR OF D3NMARK IS BY A FORGED PROC3S OF MAH D3ATH RANKLY ABUSAD BUT KNOW THOU NOBL3 U TEH SARPENT TAHT DID STNG THY FATH3RS LIEF NOW WAARS HIS CROWN HMLET !!!!1!11 LOL O MAH PROPHATIC SU11!!1 WTF MAH UNCLA GHOST !11!1!! OMG WTF AY TAHT INCASTUOUS TAHT ADULTARAET BAST WIT WITCHCRAFT OF HIS WIT WIT TRATEOROUS GIFTS- O WIKED WIT AND GIFTS TAHT HAEV TEH POW3R SO 2 SADUC3-WON!1!!!! LOL 2 HIS SHMAFUL LUST DA WIL OF MAH MOST SEMNG-VIRTUOUS QUEN O HMLET WUT A FALNG-OF WAS THEYRE11!1 OMG WTF LOL FROM ME WHOSA LOVA WAS OF TAHT DIGNITY TAHT IT WENT HAND IN HAND 3V3N WIT TEH VOW I MAED 2 H3R IN MARIAEG AND 2 DECLIEN UPON A WRETCH WHOSE NATURAL GIFTS WARE POR 2 THOSE OF MIEN !1111! OMG WTF LOL BUT VIRTUE AS IT NAVAR WIL B MOV3D THOUGH LEWDNAS COURT IT IN A SHAEP OF H3AEVN SO LUST THOUGH 2 A RADIANT ANGEL LINKD WIL SAET ITS3LF IN A CEL3STIAL BD AND PR3Y ON GARBAEG !11!1!11 OMG WTF LOL BUT SOFT111!1 OMG WTF MATHINKS I SCENT DA MORNNG ARE BREIF LAT ME B!!!!1 OMG WTF SLEPNG WITHIN MAH ORCHARD MAH CUS2M ALWAYS OF DA AFTERNON UPON MAH SECUR3 HOUR THY UNCLE S2LE WIT JUIEC OF CURSAD HABNON IN A VIAL AND IN TEH PORCHES OF MAH EARS DID POUR DA L3PEROUS DISTILMENT WHOS3 AF3CT HOLDS SUCH AN ENMITY WIT BLOD OF MAN TAHT SWIFT AS QUIKSILVER IT COURSES THROUGH TEH NATURAL GAETS AND ALAYS OF DA BODY AND WIT A SUD3N VIGOUR DOTH POS3T AND CURD LIEK 3AEGR DROPNGS IN2 MILK DA THIN AND WHOLESOME BLOD SO DID IT MIEN AND A MOST INSTANT T3TER BARKD ABOUT MOST LAZAR-LIEK WIT VIEL AND LOATHSOMA CRUST AL MAH SMOTH BODY !111 LOL THUS WAS I SLEPNG BY A BROTH3RS HAND OF LIEF OF CROWN OF QUEN AT ONCE DISPATCHD CUT OF 3VEN IN DA BLOSOMS OF MAH SIN UNHOUSELD DISAPOINTED UNAENLD NO REKONNG MAED BUT SENT 2 MAH ACOUNT WIT AL MAH IMP3RF3CTIONS ON MAH HEAD O HORIBL311111!1 OMG LOL O HORIBL3!1!11!!1 MOST HORIBL3 11!!!1 WTF LOL IF THOU HAST NATURE IN THE BAR IT NOT LAT NOT TEH ROYAL BD OF D3NMARK B A COUCH FOR LUXURY AND DMNED INCEST 1111!1 BUT HOWSOAVER THOU PURSU3ST THIS ACT TANET NOT THY MIND NOR LET THY SU CONTRIEV AGANEST THY MOTHAR AUGHT LEAEV H3R 2 HAAEVN AND 2 THOS3 THORNS TAHT IN HER BOSOM LODG3 2 PRIK AND STNG H3R111! OMG WTF R THE WEL AT ONCE !1!1 OMG WTF DA GLOW-WORM SHOWS DA MATIN 2 B NAAR AND GINS 2 PAEL HIS UN3F3CTUAL FIER ADEIU ADEIU!!!! OMG WTF HMLAT REM3MBR M3 1111! OMG LOL EXIT HML3T O AL U HOST OF HEAEVN111!1!11 OMG O EARTH!1!11111 WUT 3LSE ??!???! OMG LOL AND SHAL I COUPL3 HEL?!!???!? OMG WTF O FEI!!1!! OMG HOLD HOLD MAH H3ART AND U MAH SIENWS GROW NOT INSTANT OLD BUT BAR ME STIFLY UP!111!1 OMG WTF REM3MBR THE 1!1!!11 LOL AY THOU POR GHOST WHIEL MAMORY HOLDS A SAAT IN THIS DISTRACT3D GLOB!!!!11 OMG LOL REMEMBR THE !!1!1!!1 OMG WTF YAA FROM DA TABLA OF MAH M3MORY IL WIEP AWAY AL TRIVIAL FOND RECORDS AL SAWS OF BOKS AL FORMS AL PRESUR3S PAST TAHT U AND OBSARVATION COPEID THEIR AND THY COMANDMANT AL ALON3 SHAL LIEV WITHIN TEH BOK AND VOLUME OF MAH BRANE UNMIXD WIT BAESR MAT3R YES BY H3AEVN 11111 OMG O MOST P3RNICIOUS WOMAN 1111 OMG WTF O VILANE VILANE SMILNG DMNAD VILANE !11!11 OMG WTF LOL MAH TABLAS-MET IT IS I SET IT DOWN TAHT ONE MAY SMIEL AND SMIEL AND B A VILANE AT LAAST IMM SUR3 IT MAY B SO IN DANMARK WRITNG SO UNCLE THEYRE U AER1!111 OMG NOW 2 MAH WORD IT IS ADEIU ADEIU1!!!!!1 OMG WTF REMEMBR ME 11!!! WTF I HAEV SWORN T MARCELUS!111 HORATIO [WITHIN] MAH LORD MAH LORD- MARCALUS [WITHIN] LORD HMLET- HORATIO [WITHIN] H3AEVN SECUR3 HIM HML3T !1!1 WTF SO B IT HORATIO 1111 LOL [WITHIN] HILO HO HO MAH LORD HMLET !1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL HILO HO HO BOY1!1! LOL COME BIRD COME 11!! OMG WTF 3NT3R HORATIO AND MARCELUS MARCELUS HOW IST MAH NOBL3 LORD HORATIO ???!!? OMG WTF LOL WUT N3WS MAH LORD HMLAT ?!???? O WOND3RFUL HORATIO !!11!!! LOL GOD MAH LORD TAL IT HMLET 1!!1 OMG WTF LOL NO U R3VEAL IT HORATIO 11!!1!1 WTF LOL NOT I MAH LORD BY HAAEVN MARC3LUS 1!1! LOL NOR I MAH LORD HMLAT 1!111!!1 WTF LOL HOW SAY U THEN WUD H3ART OF MAN ONCE THINK IT ?!?!!??!! OMG WTF BUT U B SECR3T HORATIO?!!?! WTF MARCALUS AY BY HAAEVN MAH LORD HMLAT 1!11! OMG THEYRE NEER A VILANE DWALNG IN AL DENMARK BUT HES AN ARANT KNAEV HORATIO 1!!1! WTF THEIR NEDS NO GHOST MAH LORD COM3 FROM DA GRAEV 2 T3L US THIS HMLET !!1!1 OMG LOL Y RIGHT U R I DA RIGHT AND SO WITHOUT MORE CIRCUMSTANCA AT AL I HOLD IT FIT TAHT WA SHAEK HANDS AND PART U AS UR BUSIENS AND D3SIER SHAL POINT U FOR 3VARY MAN HAS BUSIENS AND D3SIER SUCH AS IT IS AND FOR MIEN OWN POR PART LOK U IL GO PRAY HORATIO !1!1 WTF THASA R BUT WILD AND WHIRLNG WORDS MAH LORD HMLET !!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL IMM SORY THEY OFEND U HEARTILY Y3S FATEH HEARTILY HORATIO 11!1 OMG WTF LOL THEIR NO OF3NCA MAH LORD HMLAT !!!!!!!1 YES BY SANET PATRIK BUT THEYRE IS HORATIO AND MUCH OF3NC3 211111 WTF LOL 2UCHNG THIS VISION H3R3 IT IS AN HONEST GHOST TAHT LAT M3 TEL U FOR UR DASIER 2 KNOW WUT IS BTWEN US OERMASTER T AS U MAY1!1!!11! OMG AND NOW GOD FREINDS AS U R FREINDS SCHOLARS AND SOLDEIRS GIEV ME ONE POR REQUAST HORATIO 111!111 OMG WTF LOL WUT IST MAH LORD?!?!!???! OMG WTF LOL W3 WIL HMLET 1!1!!!! OMG WTF N3VAR MAEK KNOWN WUT U HAEV SEN 2-NIGHT HORATIO!!!1 LOL MARCELUS MAH LORD WA WIL NOT HMLET 1!!1111 LOL NAY BUT SWEART HORATIO 11!!! WTF LOL IN FATEH MAH LORD NOT I MARCELUS 11!!!! WTF NOR I MAH LORD IN FATEH HMLET 1!!!1! WTF LOL UPON MAH SWORD MARCELUS 1!1! OMG WE HAEV SWORN MAH LORD ALR3ADY HML3T 11!111 OMG LOL INDED UPON MAH SWORD INDED GHOST !!11111 OMG [BNAATH] SW3AR HMLET !!!! OMG WTF AH HA BOY!11!11! OMG SAYST THOU SO??!?!! OMG WTF LOL ART THOU THEIR TRUEP3NY ?!!?!! OMG LOL COMA U HEAR THIS F3LOW IN DA C3LARAEG- CONS3NT 2 SWEAR HORATIO 1!111111 WTF LOL PROPOSE DA OATH MAH LORD HML3T !!!!11! OMG WTF LOL NAV3R 2 SPAAK OF THIS TAHT U HAEV SEN SWAAR BY MAH SWORD GHOST !!!1111 OMG LOL [BNEATH] SWEAR HML3T 1!!1!1!1 HIC ET UBIQUA??!!!??!! OMG WTF THEN WEL SHIFT OUR GROUND !1!!! LOL COM3 HITHAR GENTL3MAN AND LAY UR HANDS AGANE UPON MAH SWORD NEVAR 2 SPEAK OF THIS TAHT U HAEV HEARD SWAAR BY MAH SWORD GHOST !!11! [BNAATH] SWAAR HML3T !1!111!! WTF LOL W3L SADE OLD MOL3!1!!11!1 OMG CANST WORK I TEH EARTH SO FAST ?!?!? OMG WTF LOL A WORTHY PION3R11!! OMG WTF ONCE MOR3 R3MOVE GOD FREINDS HORATIO 11!!! LOL O DAY AND NIGHT BUT THIS IS WONDROUS STRANGA HMLET !!!11! AND THEIR AS A STRANG3R GIEV IT W3LCOME !1!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL THEIR R MORE THNGS IN H3AEVN AND EARTH HORATIO THAN R DREMT OF IN UR PHILOSOPHY1111!!1! BUT COMA HER3 AS BFORA NAV3R SO HELP U MERCY HOW STRANG3 OR OD SO3ER I BAR MYS3LF AS I PERCHANCE H3RAAFTER SHAL THINK MET 2 PUT AN ANTIC DISPOSITION ON TAHT U AT SUCH TIEMS SENG M3 N3VAR SHAL WIT ARMS ENCUMBRD THUS OR THIS H3ADSHAEK OR BY PRONOUNCNG OF SOME DOUBTFUL PHRAES AS W3L WAL WE KNOW OR WE CUD AN IF W3 WUD OR IF W3 LIST 2 SP3AK OR THEIR B AN IF TH3Y MIGHT OR SUCH MBIGUOUS GIVNG OUT 2 NOTA TAHT U KNOW AUGHT OF ME THIS NOT 2 DO SO GRAEC AND M3RCY AT UR MOST NED HELP U SWEAR GHOST 1!!! OMG LOL [BN3ATH] SWAAR HMLET 1!111!!1 OMG WTF LOL RAST REST PERTURBD SPIRIT !1!11 OMG WTF TH3Y SWEAR SO GENTL3MAN WIT AL MAH LOVA I DO COMEND M3 2 U AND WUT SO POR A MAN AS HMLET IS MAY DO 2 3XPRAS HIS LOVA AND FREINDNG 2 U GOD WILNG SHAL NOT LAK1!1!1!11 OMG WTF LAT US GO IN 2GATH3R AND STIL UR FNG3RS ON UR LIPS I PRAY !1!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL DA TIEM IS OUT OF JOINT O CURS3D SPIET TAHT EV3R I WAS BORN 2 S3T IT RIGHT 1!!11! OMG WTF NAY COME L3TS GO 2GETH3R !1!11 WTF LOL AXAUNT ACT I SCENE I!!1!!!1 LOL A ROM IN POLONIUS HOUSE 11111 OMG WTF LOL ENTER POLONIUS AND RAYNALDO LORD POLONIUS GIEV HIM THIS MONEY AND TH3S3 NOTES RAYNALDO R3YNALDO 1!1!1 OMG LOL I WIL MAH LORD LORD!!11! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS U SHAL DO MARVELOUS WIESLY GOD R3YNALDO BFORE U VISIT HIM 2 MAEK INQUIER OF HIS BHAVIOR R3YNALDO 111!! OMG WTF MAH LORD I DID INTEND IT LORD!11111!! POLONIUS MARY WAL SADE VERY WEL SADE!1!!11 LOK U SIR INQUIER ME FIRST WUT DANSKERS R IN PARIS AND HOW AND WHO WUT MEANS AND WHERE THEY KEP WUT COMPANY AT WUT 3XPENSA AND FINDNG BY THIS 3NCOMPASM3NT AND DRIFT OF QUASTION TAHT THAY DO KNOW MAH SON COMA U MORE NEAERR THAN UR PARTICULAR D3MANDS WIL 2UCH IT TAEK U AS TW3RE SOM3 DISTANT KNOWLEDGE OF HIM AS THUS I KNOW HIS FATHER AND HIS FREINDS AND IN PART HIM DO U MARK THIS RAYNALDO REYNALDO ??!???? LOL AY VERY WAL MAH LORD LORD!!!!!!!! OMG WTF POLONIUS AND IN PART HIM BUT U MAY SAY NOT W3L BUT IFT B HA I MAAN H3S VERY WILD ADICT3D SO AND SO AND THEYRE PUT ON HIM WUT FORG3REIS U PLZ MARY NONE SO RANK AS MAY DISHONOUR HIM TAEK HED OF TAHT BUT SIR SUCH WAN2N WILD AND USUAL SLIPS AS R COMPANIONS NOTAD AND MOST KNOWN 2 U AND LIEBRTY R3YNALDO 11!1 LOL AS GMNG MAH LORD LORD!!11! WTF POLONIUS AY OR DRINKNG F3NCNG SWEARNG QUARALNG DRABNG U MAY GO SO FAR RAYNALDO !!!11!!1 OMG WTF MAH LORD TAHT WUD DISHONOUR HIM LORD111! POLONIUS FATEH NO AS U MAY S3ASON IT IN DA CHARGE U MUST NOT PUT ANOTHER SCANDAL ON HIM TAHT HE IS OP3N 2 INCONTIENNCY TAHTS NOT MAH MAANNG BUT TEH HIS FAULTS SO QUANETLY TAHT THAY MAY SEM TEH TANETS OF LIEBRTY DA FLASH AND OUTBR3AK OF A FEIRY MIND A SAVAEGNAS IN UNRECLAMEED BLOD OF GEN3RAL ASAULT REYNALDO 1!!1!!!! LOL BUT MAH GOD LORD- LORD POLONIUS WH3REFOR3 SHUD U DO THIS REYNALDO ??!!?! OMG WTF LOL AY MAH LORD I WUD KNOW TAHT LORD11!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS MARY SIR H3RES MAH DRIFT AND I BLEIV3 IT IS A F3TCH OF WIT U LAYNG TH3S3 SLIGHT SULEIS ON MAH SON AS TW3RE A THNG A LITLA SOILD I TEH WORKNG MARK U UR PARTY IN CONVERSE HIM U WUD SOUND HAVNG EVER SEN IN DA PRENOMINAET CRIEMS TEH U U TEH OF GUILTY B ASURAD HA CLOSES WIT U IN THIS CONS3QUANCE GOD SIR OR SO OR FREIND OR GANTLAMAN ACORDNG 2 TEH PHRAES OR TEH ADITION OF MAN AND COUNTRY REYNALDO !1!1 LOL VARY GOD MAH LORD LORD1!1!111 POLONIUS AND TH3N SIR DOES HE THIS-H3 WUT WAS I ABOUT 2 SAY???!?!?? OMG LOL BY TEH MAS I WAS ABOUT 2 SAY SOMETHNG WHER3 DID I L3AEV R3YNALDO ?!??! OMG WTF AT CLOSES IN TEH CONSEQUENCE AT FREIND OR SO AND GENTLAMAN LORD!11!!1! WTF POLONIUS AT CLOSES IN TEH CONS3QUENC3 AY MARY HE CLOSES THUS I KNOW TEH G3NTLEMAN I SAW HIM YESTERDAY OR T OTH3R DAY OR TH3N OR THEN WIT SUCH OR SUCH AND AS U SAY THEYRE WAS A GMNG THEIR OER2K INS ROUSE THEIR FALNG OUT AT TENIS OR PARCHANC3 I SAW HIM ENTAR SUCH A HOUSE OF SAEL VIEDLIECT A BROTH3L OR SO FORTH 11!1!11! WTF LOL SE U NOW UR BATE OF FALS3HOD TAEKS THIS CARP OF TRUTH AND THUS DO WA OF WISDOM AND OF RAACH WIT WINDLAS3S AND WIT ASAYS OF BIAS BY INDIERCTIONS FIND DIERCTIONS OUT SO BY MAH FORMER LACTUR3 AND ADVIEC SHAL U MAH SON!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL U HAEV ME HAEV U NOT RAYNALDO ?!?!!? OMG WTF MAH LORD I HAEV LORD!1!!! OMG LOL POLONIUS GOD B WI U R U WEL RAYNALDO 1!1! OMG WTF LOL GOD MAH LORD LORD1!!1 OMG POLONIUS OBS3RVE HIS INCLINATION IN UR1!!111 OMG I SHAL MAH LORD LORD!1!!1 OMG LOL POLONIUS AND LET HIM PLY HIS MUSIC REYNALDO !11! OMG W3L MAH LORD LORD11!!1 OMG POLONIUS FAERWEL 1!1!! OMG EXIT REYNALDO ANT3R OPHELIA HOW NOW OPHELIA1!111! OMG WUT DA MAT3R OPHALIA ??!!? WTF LOL O MAH LORD MAH LORD I HAEV B3N SO AFRIGHTAD LORD1!111!1 OMG LOL POLONIUS WIT WUT I DA NME OF GOD OPH3LIA ?!!?!? WTF LOL MAH LORD AS I WAS S3WNG IN MAH CLOSAT LORD HML3T WIT HIS DOUBLET AL UNBRAECD NO HAT UPON HIS HEAD HIS S2KNGS FUD UNGARTERD AND DOWN-GYVED 2 HIS ANCLE PAEL AS HIS SHIRT HIS KNES KNOKNG 3ACH OTHER AND WIT A LOK SO PIETOUS IN PURPORT AS IF HE HAD BAN LOSAD OUT OF HEL 2 SP3AK OF HORORS-H3 COM3S BFORE ME LORD!11!! OMG POLONIUS MAD FOR THY LOVA OPH3LIA ???!!!?? OMG WTF LOL MAH LORD I DO NOT KNOW BUT TRULY I DO FAAR IT LORD!1!1111! OMG POLONIUS WUT SADE HE OPHALIA ??!?!! WTF LOL H3 2K M3 BY TEH WRIST AND HALD M3 HARD TH3N GOAS H3 2 DA L3NGTH OF AL HIS ARM AND WIT HIS OTHER HAND THUS OAR HIS BROW H3 FALS 2 SUCH PARUSAL OF MAH FAEC AS HA WUD DRAW IT111111! WTF LONG STAYD HE SO AT LAST A LITL3 SHAKNG OF MIEN ARM AND THRIEC HIS HEAD THUS WAVNG UP AND DOWN H3 RASE3D A SIGH SO PIETOUS AND PROFOUND AS IT DID SEM 2 SHAT3R AL HIS BULK AND 3ND HIS BNG TAHT DON3 HE L3TS M3 GO AND WIT HIS HAAD OVER HIS SHUDER TURND H3 SEMD 2 FIND HIS WAY WITHOUT HIS 3YES FOR OUT O DORS HE WENT WITHOUT THERE HELPS AND 2 DA LAST BNDED THEYRE LIGHT ON MA LORD11!1!11 WTF POLONIUS COME GO WIT MA I WIL GO SEK TEH KNG 1!!!1 WTF THIS IS DA V3RY ECSTASY OF LOV3 WHOSA VIOLENT PROPERTY FORDOES ITS3LF AND LEADS TEH WIL 2 DESP3RAET UNDARTAKNGS AS OFT AS ANY PASION UNDER HAAEVN TAHT DOAS AFLICT OUR NATURES1!111 OMG WTF LOL IM SORY 1!!! OMG LOL WUT HAEV U GIEVN HIM ANY HARD WORDS OF LAET OPHELIA ?!!!???! OMG LOL NO MAH GOD LORD BUT AS U DID COMAND I DID R3P3L HIS FET3RS AND DANEID HIS ACES 2 ME LORD11!!!1! OMG POLONIUS TAHT HATH MAED HIM MAD 111! WTF IM SORY TAHT WIT BTAR HED AND JUDGMENT I HAD NOT QUOT3D HIM I F3ARD HE DID BUT TRIFLA AND M3ANT 2 WRAK THE BUT BSHREW MAH JEALOUSY !11!11 OMG WTF BY HEAEVN IT IS AS PROPER 2 OUR AEG 2 CAST BYOND OURSELVES IN OUR OPINIONS AS IT IS COMON FOR DA U SORT 2 LAK DISCRETION!!!1!!1 LOL COM3 GO WE 2 DA KNG THIS MUST B KNOWN WHICH BNG KEPT CLOSA MIGHT MOVE MORE GREIF 2 HIED THAN HAET 2 UTER LOV3 !1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL 3X3UNT SCENE I1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL A ROM IN DA CASTL3 1!1!1!!! OMG ENTER KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN GERTRUDE ROS3NCRANTZ GUILDANSTERN AND ATENDANTS KNG CLAUDIUS WELCOME DAAR ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN !11!!11! OMG LOL MOREOVER TAHT WA MUCH DID LONG 2 SE U DA NED W3 HAEV 2 USE U DID PROVOKE OUR HASTY SENDNG11!!!1 OMG LOL SOM3THNG HAEV U H3ARD OF HMLATS TRANSFORMATION SO CAL IT SITH NOR DA EXT3RIOR NOR TEH INWARD MAN RESEMBLAS TAHT IT WAS11111 WTF LOL WUT IT SHUD B MORA THAN HIS FATHERS D3ATH TAHT THUS HATH PUT HIM SO MUCH FROM TEH UND3RSTANDNG OF HIMSALF I CANOT DR3M OF I 3NTREAT U BOTH TAHT BNG OF SO U DAYS BROUGHT UP WIT HIM AND SITH SO NEIGHBOURD 2 HIS U AND HAVIOR TAHT U VOUCHSAEF UR RAST H3RE IN OUR COURT SOMA LITLA TIEM SO BY UR COMPANEIS 2 DRAW HIM ON 2 PL3ASURES AND 2 GATHAR SO MUCH AS FROM OCASION U MAY GLEAN WHETHER AUGHT 2 US UNKNOWN AFLICTS HIM THUS TAHT OPEND LEIS WITHIN OUR REMEDY QUEN!111 GERTRUDA GOD G3NTLAMAN HE HATH MUCH TOKD OF U AND SURA IM TWO MAN THEIR R NOT LIVNG 2 WHOM H3 MOR3 ADH3R3S!111!! OMG WTF IF IT WIL PLZ U 2 SHOW US SO MUCH G3NTRY AND GOD WIL AS 2 3XP3ND UR TIEM WIT US AWHIEL FOR DA SUPLY AND PROFIT OF OUR HOPE UR VISITATION SHAL R3CEIEV SUCH THX AS FITS A KNGS RAM3MBRANC3 ROSENCRANTZ !!111 OMG WTF BOTH UR MAEJSTEIS MIGHT BY TEH SOV3REIGN POWER U HAEV OF US PUT UR DRAAD PLAASUR3S MORA IN2 COMAND THAN 2 3NTREATY GUILD3NSTERN !!!!! OMG LOL BUT W3 BOTH OBY AND HARA GIEV UP OURSELVES IN DA FUL BNT 2 LAY OUR SERVIEC FRELY AT UR FET 2 B COMANDED KNG1!111 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS THX ROS3NCRANTZ AND GENTLA GUILDANST3RN QUEN!!!! WTF GERTRUDE THX GUILDANST3RN AND GENTLE ROSANCRANTZ AND I BSECH U INSTANTLY 2 VISIT MAH 2 MUCH CHANGED SON1111!1!! OMG LOL GO SOME OF U AND BRNG THESA GANTL3MEN WH3R3 HMLET IS GUILD3NST3RN !1!!11 LOL HAAEVNS MAEK OUR PRESENCE AND OUR PRACTIESS PLAASANT AND HELPFUL 2 HIM QUEN!1!111!1 WTF LOL GARTRUDE AY MEN 11!! EXAUNT ROSANCRANTZ GUILD3NSTERN AND SOME ATANDANTS ENTER POLONIUS LORD POLONIUS TEH MBASADORS FROM NORWAY MAH GOD LORD R JOYFULY RETURND KNG11111!! LOL CLAUDIUS THOU STIL HAST BEN TEH FATH3R OF GOD NEWS LORD1!!!!!1 WTF LOL POLONIUS HAEV I MAH LORD??!!? OMG WTF LOL I ASUR3 MAH GOD LEIG3 I HOLD MAH DUTY AS I HOLD MAH SU BOTH 2 MAH GOD AND 2 MAH GRACIOUS KNG AND I DO THINK OR 3LSA THIS BRANE OF MIEN HUNTS NOT TEH TRALE OF POLICY SO SURE AS IT HATH USAD 2 DO TAHT I HAEV FOUND TEH VERY CAUSA OF HML3TS LUNACY KNG11111! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS O SPAAK OF TAHT TAHT DO I LONG 2 H3AR LORD!1111 OMG POLONIUS GIEV FIRST ADMITANC3 2 DA MBASADORS MAH NAWS SHAL B TEH FRUIT 2 TAHT GR3AT FAAST KNG1!!1!1 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS THYSELF DO GRAEC 2 TH3M AND BRNG TH3M IN !!111 OMG WTF 3XIT POLONIUS HE T3LS ME MAH DEAR G3RTRUDA HA HATH FOUND DA HAAD AND SOURCE OF AL UR SONS DISTAMPER QUEN1!1!!1!! WTF GERTRUDE I DOUBT IT IS NO OTHER BUT TEH MANE HIS FATH3RS DAATH AND OUR OERHASTY MARIAEG KNG!1111!!1 OMG LOL CLAUDIUS WAL WE SHAL SIFT HIM 1111 OMG WTF R3-ENTER POLONIUS WIT VOLTIMAND AND CORNALIUS W3LCOM3 MAH GOD FREINDS !1!11!!! OMG WTF LOL SAY VOLTIMAND WUT FROM OUR BROTHAR NORWAY VOLTIMAND ?!????!!? WTF LOL MOST FARE RETURN OF GRETNGS AND DESIERS !1!11 OMG UPON OUR FIRST HE S3NT OUT 2 SUPRES HIS N3PHAWS LAVEIS WHICH 2 HIM APAARD 2 B A PREPARATION GANEST TEH POLAK BUT BT3R LOKD IN2 H3 TRULY FOUND IT WAS AGANEST UR HIGHNES WHAREAT GREIVED TAHT SO HIS SIKNAS AEG AND IMPOT3NCA WAS FALSELY BORN3 IN HAND SENDS OUT AR3STS ON FORTINBRAS WHICH HE IN BREIF OBYS RECAIEVS REBUK3 FROM NORWAY AND IN FIEN MAEKS VOW BFORE HIS UNCL3 NAVER MORA 2 GIEV DA ASAY OF ARMS AGANEST UR MAEJSTY !11!1!1 WTF LOL WHEREON OLD NORWAY OV3RCOM3 WIT JOY GIEVS HIM THRE THOUSAND CROWNS IN ANUAL FE AND HIS COMISION 2 EMPLOY THOS3 SOLDEIRS SO L3VEID AS BFOR3 AGANEST DA POLAK WIT AN 3NTR3ATY H3RAIN FURTHER SHOWN GIVNG A PAEPR TAHT IT MIGHT PLZ U 2 GIEV QUEIT PAS THROUGH UR DOMINIONS FOR THIS ANT3RPRIES ON SUCH RAGARDS OF SAEFTY AND ALOWANCA AS THEYRE R SAT DOWN KNG!!!11!!1 LOL CLAUDIUS IT LIEKS US W3L AND AT OUR MORE CONSIEDRD TIEM WEL READ ANSWER AND THINK UPON THIS BUSIENS 11!! LOL M3ANTIEM WE THANK U FOR UR WEL-2K LABOUR GO 2 UR RAST AT NIGHT WEL F3AST 2GETHER MOST W3LCOMA HOME 1!1!!! OMG EXAUNT VOLTIMAND AND CORNELIUS LORD POLONIUS THIS BUSIENS IS WEL ANDED !111!! WTF MAH LEIG3 AND MADM 2 3XPOSTULAET WUT MAEJSTY SHUD B WUT DUTY IS Y DAY IS DAY NIGHT NIGHT AND TIEM IS TIEM W3RE NOTHNG BUT 2 WAST3 NIGHT DAY AND TIEM !111 OMG WTF THEYRE SINC3 BREVITY IS TEH SU OF WIT AND TEDIOUSNAS DA LIMBS AND OUTWARD FLOURISH3S I WIL B BREIF UR NOBLA SON IS MAD MAD CAL I IT FOR 2 DEFIEN TRUE MADNES WUT IST BUT 2 B NOTHNG ELS3 BUT MAD ?!!!?!?! OMG WTF LOL BUT L3T TAHT GO QUEN!!!11! OMG WTF GERTRUDE MORE MATAR WIT LES ART LORD111!11 OMG WTF POLONIUS MADM I SW3AR I USE NO ART AT AL 11!!1 OMG WTF LOL TAHT H3 IS MAD TIS TRUE TIS TRU3 TIS PITY AND PITY TIS TIS TRUA A FOLISH FIGURA BUT FAERW3L IT FOR I WIL USE NO ART 1!111 OMG WTF MAD LAT US GRANT HIM THEN AND NOW RAMANES TAHT W3 FIND OUT DA CAUS3 OF THIS AF3CT OR RATH3R SAY TEH CAUS3 OF THIS DEFECT FOR THIS EFECT DEFACTIEV COMES BY CAUSE THUS IT R3MANES AND DA R3MANED3R THUS!!1!11! OMG P3RPEND 1!!1 OMG LOL I HAEV A DAUGHT3R-HAEV WHIEL SHE IS MIEN- WHO IN H3R DUTY AND OBDEINC3 MARK HATH GIEVN M3 THIS NOW GATH3R AND SURMIES 11!1 OMG LOL READS 2 TEH C3L3STIAL AND MAH SUS IDOL DA MOST BAUTIFEID OPHELIA- TAHTS AN IL PHRAES A VIEL PHRAES BAUTIFEID IS A VIEL PHRAES BUT U SHAL H3AR11!1!!!1 THUS R3ADS IN HER AXCALENT WHIET BOSOM TH3S3 & C QUEN1!!1!!1 OMG G3RTRUD3 CME THIS FROM HMLAT 2 HER LORD??!!!?! OMG WTF POLONIUS GOD MADM STAY AWHIEL I WIL B FATEHFUL !1!! OMG R3ADS DOUBT THOU DA STARS R FIER DOUBT TAHT DA SUN DOTH MOVE DOUBT TRUTH 2 B A LIAR BUT NEV3R DOUBT I LOV3 !1!!! OMG WTF LOL O DEAR OPH3LIA IM IL AT THESA NUMBRS I HAEV NOT ART 2 REKON MAH GROANS BUT TAHT I LOVE THE BST O MOST BST BLEIVA IT1!1!11 WTF ADEIU !!!!!1 OMG WTF THIEN AV3RMORE MOST DAAR LADY WHILST THIS MACHIEN IS 2 HIM HMLAT 1!!!1!1 THIS IN OBDEINCA HATH MAH DAUGHTAR SHOWN MA AND MOR3 ABOVA HATH HIS SOLICITNGS AS THEY FAL OUT BY TIEM BY M3ANS AND PLAEC AL GIEVN 2 MIEN EAR KNG!1!!1!!! OMG WTF CLAUDIUS BUT HOW HATH SHE RAC3IEVD HIS LOV3 LORD?!!!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS WUT DO U THINK OF M3 KNG?!?!?! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS AS OF A MAN FATEHFUL AND HONOURABLA LORD1!111! LOL POLONIUS I WUD FANE PROVE SO1!!111!1 LOL BUT WUT MIGHT U THINK WH3N I HAD SEN THIS HOT LOVA ON DA WNG- AS I PERC3IEVD IT I MUST TEL U TAHT BFOR3 MAH DAUGHTER 2LD WUT MIGHT U OR MAH D3AR MAEJSTY UR QUEN HER3 THINK IF I HAD PLAYD DA D3SK OR TABL3-BOK OR GIEVN MAH HEART A WINKNG MUTA AND DUMB OR LOKD UPON THIS LOVA WIT IDLE SIGHT WUT MIGHT U THINK??!!?? LOL NO I WENT ROUND 2 WORK AND MAH U MISTRES THUS I DID BSPAAK LORD HML3T IS A PRINCE OUT OF THY STAR THIS MUST NOT B AND TH3N I PRECEPTS GAEV H3R TAHT SH3 SHUD LOK HERSALF FROM HIS RESORT ADMIT NO MASANG3RS R3CAIEV NO 2K3NS !!1!!111 WTF WHICH DONE SHE 2K DA FRUITS OF MAH ADVIEC AND H3 REPULSED-A SHORT TAEL 2 MAEK- F3L IN2 A SADNES THEN IN2 A FAST TH3NC3 2 A WATCH TH3NCA IN2 A W3AKN3S THENC3 2 A LIGHTNES AND BY THIS DECLENSION IN2 TEH MADNES WHAREIN NOW HA RAEVS AND AL WE MOURN FOR KNG11!1 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS DO U THINK TIS THIS QUEN???!!!!? LOL GERTRUDA IT MAY B VERY LIEKLY LORD!!1! OMG POLONIUS HATH THEIR B3N SUCH A TIEM-ID FANE KNOW TAHT- TAHT I HAEV POSITIEVLY SADE TIS SO WHAN IT PROVAD OTHERWIES KNG???!?!! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS NOT TAHT I KNOW LORD!11!1 OMG WTF POLONIUS [POINTNG 2 HIS H3AD AND SHUD3R] TAEK THIS FROM THIS IF THIS B OTH3RWIES IF CIRCUMSTANC3S LEAD MA I WIL FIND WHERE TRUTH IS HID THOUGH IT WERA HID INDED WITHIN TEH C3NTRE KNG!1!11 OMG WTF CLAUDIUS HOW MAY WE TRY IT FURTHAR LORD?!!!?! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS U KNOW SOM3TIEMS HA WOKS FOUR HOURS 2G3THER H3RE IN TEH LOBY QUEN!!1!1!! WTF GERTRUDA SO HA DOES INDED LORD1111! WTF POLONIUS AT SUCH A TIEM IL LOS3 MAH DAUGHT3R 2 HIM B U AND I BHIND AN ARAS THEN MARK DA ENCOUNTAR IF H3 LOVE H3R NOT AND B NOT FROM HIS REASON FALN THEYRE L3T M3 B NO ASISTANT FOR A STAET BUT KEP A FARM AND CARTERS KNG!1!1!1 CLAUDIUS W3 WIL TRY IT QUEN11!!1 OMG GARTRUD3 BUT LOK WHER3 SADLY DA POR WR3TCH COMAS R3ADNG LORD!!!!!!1! LOL POLONIUS AWAY I DO BSECH U BOTH AWAY IL BOARD HIM PRESENTLY 1!1!! WTF LOL EXEUNT KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN GERTRUDA AND AT3NDANTS 3NTER HMLET READNG O GIEV MA LEAEV HOW DO3S MAH GOD LORD HMLAT HMLET ???!!??!! WAL GOD-A-MERCY LORD!!1! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS DO U KNOW M3 MAH LORD HMLET ?!????! OMG LOL AXC3L3NT W3L U R A FISHMONGER LORD1!11 POLONIUS NOT I MAH LORD HML3T 111!11!! TH3N I WUD U WAR3 SO HON3ST A MAN LORD1!111!! LOL POLONIUS HON3ST MAH LORD HMLET !1!1 WTF AY SIR 2 B HONAST AS THIS WORLD GO3S IS 2 B ONA MAN PIK3D OUT OF TEN THOUSAND LORD11!!1 POLONIUS TAHTS VARY TRUA MAH LORD HMLAT !1111 WTF FOR IF TEH SUN BRED MAGOTS IN A D3AD DOG BNG A GOD KISNG CARION-HAEV U A DAUGHTAR LORD?!?!?!??! POLONIUS I HAEV MAH LORD HML3T !11111! LOL LAT HER NOT WOK I DA SUN CONCEPTION IS A BLESNG BUT NOT AS UR DAUGHTER MAY CONCAIEV !11!1!!! FREIND LOK 2 T LORD1111 OMG LOL POLONIUS [ASIED] HOW SAY U BY TAHT?!?!?!? OMG STIL HARPNG ON MY DAUGHTER YET HE NU ME NOT AT FIRST H3 SADE I WAS A FISHMONG3R HE IS FAR GONE FAR GONE AND TRULY IN MAH U I SUFERED MUCH 3XTR3MITY FOR LOVE VERY NAAR THIS1!1!!1 IL SP3AK 2 HIM AGANE !!1!1 WTF LOL WUT DO U READ MAH LORD HML3T ?!!???? OMG LOL WORDS WORDS WORDS LORD111!1!!! WTF LOL POLONIUS WUT IS TEH MATER MAH LORD HMLET ?!!???!!! OMG WTF LOL BTWEN WHO LORD???!! OMG LOL POLONIUS I MEAN DA MATER TAHT U READ MAH LORD HMLAT !!1!!1 OMG WTF SLAND3RS SIR FOR DA SATIRICAL ROGUA SAYS HARE TAHT OLD MEN HAEV GREY BARDS TAHT THERE FAECS AER WRINKLAD THEYRE 3YAS PURGNG THIK MBR AND PLUM-TRE GUM AND TAHT THEY HAEV A PLENTIFUL LAK OF WIT 2GATHAR WIT MOST W3AK HMS AL WHICH SIR THOUGH I MOST POWERFULY AND POT3NTLY BLEIVA YET I HOLD IT NOT HONASTY 2 HAEV IT THUS SAT DOWN FOR UR SIR SHUD B OLD AS I M IF LIEK A CRAB U CUD GO BAKWARD LORD111!1 OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS [ASIED] THOUGH THIS B MADNAS YAT THEYRE IS M3THOD IN T11!11 OMG LOL WIL U WOK OUT OF DA ARE MAH LORD HML3T ????! IN2 MAH GRAEV LORD!1!!1! OMG POLONIUS INDED TAHT IS OUT O DA ARE !1111! WTF LOL ASIED HOW PR3GNANT SOMETIEMS HIS REPLEIS AER!!!!! WTF A HAPIENS TAHT OFTAN MADNES HITS ON WHICH RAASON AND SANITY CUD NOT SO PROSPEROUSLY B DELIEVR3D OF11!!! OMG I WIL LEAEV HIM AND SUDENLY CONTRIEV DA MEANS OF METNG BTWEN HIM AND MAH MAH!1!11 WTF HONOURABLE LORD I WIL MOST HUMBLY TAEK MAH L3AEV OF U!1!! LOL U CANOT SIR TAEK FROM ME ANY THNG TAHT I WIL MOR3 WILNGLY PART WITHAL AXCAPT MAH LIEF AXCAPT MAH LIEF AXCEPT MAH LIEF LORD!1!!! LOL POLONIUS R U WEL MAH LORD HMLET 11!! OMG LOL TH3SE T3DIOUS OLD FOLS !111 WTF LOL 3NTER ROSANCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN LORD POLONIUS U GO 2 SEK DA LORD HMLET THEIR HE IS ROS3NCRANTZ 11!1 OMG WTF [2 POLONIUS] GOD SAEV U SIR !!11111! OMG WTF LOL 3XIT POLONIUS GUILDANST3RN MAH HONOURAD LORD ROS3NCRANTZ !1!11! OMG LOL MAH MOST D3AR LORD HMLET !!!11!!! WTF MAH EXCELENT GOD FREINDS1!11 WTF LOL HOW DOST THOU GUILD3NSTERN?!?!! WTF LOL AH ROS3NCRANTZ!111 OMG WTF LOL GOD LADS HOW DO YE BOTH ROS3NCRANTZ ??!?? AS TEH INDIF3R3NT CHILDRAN OF DA 3ARTH GUILDENST3RN !!!! HAPY IN TAHT WE R NOT OVER-HAPY ON FORTUNES CAP WE R NOT DA VERY BUTON HML3T !11!1 OMG LOL NOR TEH SOL3S OF H3R SHOE ROS3NCRANTZ ???!??!? OMG NAITHAR MAH LORD HMLET !1!!!!!1 WTF THEN U LIEV ABOUT HER WASET OR IN DA MIDLA OF HAR FAVOURS GUILDENST3RN ?????!!! WTF FATEH HER PRIVAETS W3 HMLET 1!!!!! IN DA SECR3T PARTS OF FORTUN3??!!?!!? OMG LOL O MOST TRUE SH3 IS A STRUMP3T1111!1 OMG LOL WUT DA NAWS ROSENCRANTZ ???!!??!! OMG NONE MAH LORD BUT TAHT TEH WORLDS GROWN HONAST HMLET 11!1 OMG WTF LOL THAN IS DOMSDAY NEAR BUT UR N3WS IS NOT TRUA !1!1 OMG WTF LOL LAT ME QU3STION MORE IN PARTICULAR WUT HAEV U MAH GOD FREINDS DASERV3D AT DA HANDS OF FORTUN3 TAHT SHE S3NDS U 2 PRISON HITH3R GUILDENSTARN ??????!!? WTF LOL PRISON MAH LORD HMLAT 11!1!! OMG WTF DENMARKS A PRISON ROSENCRANTZ !1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THAN IS DA WORLD ONE HMLET !11! WTF A GODLY ONE IN WHICH THEYRE R MANY CONFIENS WARDS AND DUNGEONS DENMARK BNG ONA O TEH WORST ROSANCRANTZ !!11! OMG WTF LOL WE THINK NOT SO MAH LORD HMLET 11111! OMG WTF Y THEN TIS NONE 2 U FOR THEYRE IS NOTHNG EITHER GOD OR BAD BUT THINKNG MAEKS IT SO 2 MA IT IS A PRISON ROS3NCRANTZ 11!! OMG WTF LOL Y THEN UR MBITION MAEKS IT ONE TIS 2 NAROW FOR UR MIND HMLET 1!!!1 O GOD I CUD B BOUNDED IN A NUT SHAL AND COUNT MYSELF A KNG OF INFINIET SPAEC W3R3 IT NOT TAHT I HAEV BAD DR3MS GUILDENSTERN 1!!! OMG WHICH DRAMS INDED R MBITION FOR TEH VERY SUBSTANC3 OF TEH MBITIOUS IS MARALY TEH SHADOW OF A DR3M HMLET 111!1!1 LOL A DR3M ITSALF IS BUT A SHADOW ROSENCRANTZ !!11!! OMG WTF LOL TRULY AND I HOLD MBITION OF SO AREY AND LIGHT A QUALITY TAHT IT IS BUT A SHADOWS SHADOW HMLET !!11 OMG THAN R OUR BGARS BODEIS AND OUR MONARCHS AND OUTSTRATCHED H3ROAS DA BGARS SHADOWS111!11 OMG LOL SHAL WE 2 TEH COURT?????! OMG WTF FOR BY MAH FAY I CANOT RAASON ROSANCRANTZ111!1111 OMG GUILD3NST3RN W3L WATE UPON U1!!!1! WTF LOL NO SUCH MATAR I WIL NOT SORT U WIT TEH R3ST OF MAH SERVANTS FOR 2 SPAAK 2 U LIEK AN HONAST MAN IM MOST DR3ADFULY ATANDAD!1111! LOL BUT IN THE BAETN WAY OF FREINDSHIP WUT MAEK U AT ALSINORE ROSENCRANTZ ???!? WTF 2 VISIT U MAH LORD NO OTHER OCASION HMLET !!1!! WTF BGAR TAHT I M IM 3VEN POR IN THX BUT I THANK U AND SURA DAAR FREINDS MAH THX AER 2 D3AR A HALFPENY!11!11 WER3 U NOT S3NT FOR????!!? OMG IS IT UR OWN INCLINNG?!!???! OMG WTF IS IT A FRE VISITATION???!?? LOL COME DEAL JUSTLY WIT M3 COM3 COM3 NAY SPAAK GUILDANST3RN 111! WTF WUT SHUD W3 SAY MAH LORD HML3T ?!!!! WTF LOL Y ANY THNG BUT 2 DA PURPOSA111111!! OMG WTF U W3RE SANT FOR AND THEYRE IS A KIND OF CONFASION IN UR LOKS WHICH UR MODESTEIS HAEV NOT CRAFT ENOUGH 2 COLOUR I KNOW DA GOD KNG AND QUEN HAEV S3NT FOR U!11!1 OMG 2 WUT AND MAH LORD HMLAT ???!?!?!! OMG TAHT U MUST TEACH MA1!!!! BUT LET ME CONJURE U BY DA RIGHTS OF OUR FALOWSHIP BY TEH CONSONANCY OF OUR U BY TEH OBLIGATION OF OUR 3V3R-PR3S3RVAD LOVA AND BY WUT MORA DAAR A BT3R PROPOSER CUD CHARGA U WITHAL B 3VEN AND DIERCT WIT M3 WH3THER U WER3 S3NT FOR OR NO ROS3NCRANTZ ?!?!!!! OMG LOL [ASIED 2 GUILD3NST3RN] WUT SAY U?!???!??? WTF LOL [ASIED] NAY TH3N I HAEV AN EY3 OF U!11111 WTF U LOV3 M3 HOLD NOT OF GUILDENSTERN !!11! WTF LOL MAH LORD WA WERE SENT FOR HMLET 1!!1 WTF I WIL T3L U Y SO SHAL MAH ANTICIPATION PR3V3NT UR DISCOV3RY AND UR SECRECY 2 TEH KNG AND QUEN MUT NO FEATHAR1!!!! OMG I HAEV OF LAET-BUT WH3RAFOR3 I KNOW NOT-LOST AL MAH MIRTH FORGONE AL CUS2M OF EXERCIESS AND INDED IT GOES SO HEAVILY WIT MAH DISPOSITION TAHT THIS GODLY FRMA THE 3ARTH SEMS 2 M3 A STERIEL PROMON2RY THIS MOST EXC3LANT CANOPY TEH ARE LOK U THIS BRAEV OARHANGNG FIRMMENT THIS MAEJSTICAL ROF FRATAD WIT GOLDEN FIER Y IT APEARS NO OTH3R THNG 2 ME THAN A FU AND P3STIELNT CONGRAGATION OF VAPOURS 1111 WUT A PEICA OF WORK IS A MAN1111!!11 OMG LOL HOW NOBLE IN R3ASON 1!!!!11 WTF LOL HOW INFINIET IN FACULTY111!1!!! OMG WTF LOL IN FORM AND MOVNG HOW 3XPRAS AND ADMIRABLE1!1!1 WTF LOL IN ACTION HOW LIEK AN ANGAL !!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IN APREH3NSION HOW LIEK A GOD1!!!111! OMG TEH BAUTY OF TH3 WORLD!!111111 WTF TEH PARAGON OF ANIMALS11!1 AND YAT 2 ME WUT IS THIS QUINTASENC3 OF DUST???!??? OMG LOL MAN DELIGHTS NOT ME NO NOR WOMAN N3ITH3R THOUGH BY UR SMILNG U SEM 2 SAY SO ROSANCRANTZ !111 WTF LOL MAH LORD THEIR WAS NO SUCH STUF IN MAH THOUGHTS HMLAT 11!! OMG WTF LOL Y DID U LAUGH THEN WH3N I SADE MAN DELIGHTS NOT M3 ROSENCRANTZ ??!!!!??? WTF LOL 2 THINK MAH LORD IF U D3LIGHT NOT IN MAN WUT LENTEN ANTERTANEM3NT TEH PLAEYRS SHAL RECAIEV FROM U W3 COTAD TH3M ON TEH WAY AND HITHER R THAY COMNG 2 OF3R U S3RVIEC HMLAT 1!!! OMG WTF H3 TAHT PLAYS TEH KNG SHAL B W3LCOM3 HIS MAEJSTY SHAL HAEV TRIBUT3 OF M3 TEH ADV3NTUROUS KNIGHT SHAL USA HIS FOIL AND TARGET DA LOV3R SHAL NOT SIGH GRATIS TEH HUMOUROUS MAN SHAL 3ND HIS PART IN PEAEC TEH CLOWN SHAL MAEK THOSE LAUGH WHOSE LUNGS R TIKLED O TEH SERE AND TEH LADY SHAL SAY HER MIND FRELY OR TEH BLANK V3RS3 SHAL HALT FORT1!1!! OMG WUT PLAEYRS R TH3Y ROSANCRANTZ ?!!??? OMG WTF LOL AV3N THOSE U WERA WONT 2 TAEK DELIGHT IN THA TRAEGDIANS OF DA CITY HMLET 11!1!1 OMG WTF HOW CHANCAS IT TH3Y TRAEVL????? OMG WTF THERE RESIEDNCE BOTH IN R3PUTATION AND PROFIT WAS BT3R BOTH WAYS ROS3NCRANTZ !11!!11! LOL I THINK THEYRE INHIBITION COMES BY DA MAANS OF THE LAET INOVATION HML3T !!!1!! WTF DO TH3Y HOLD DA SM3 ESTIMATION TH3Y DID WH3N I WAS IN TEH CITY????!? OMG R THAY SO FOLOWED ROSANCRANTZ ????? OMG LOL NO INDED R THEY NOT HMLET !!1!!!1! OMG LOL HOW COM3S IT???!!?!! OMG LOL DO THEY GROW RUSTY ROSENCRANTZ ?!!!?!! WTF NAY THERE 3NDEAVOUR KEPS IN TEH WONTED PAEC BUT THEYRE IS SIR AN A3RY OF CHILDR3N LITL3 EYAESS TAHT CRY OUT ON DA 2P OF QUESTION AND R MOST TYRANICALY CLAPED FORT TH3SE R NOW THA FASHION AND SO BRATL3 DA COMON STAEGS-SO TH3Y CAL THEM-TAHT MANY WAARNG RAPEIRS R AFRADE OF GOS3-QUILS AND R SCARCE COM3 THITHER HMLET 11!11!1 WUT R THAY CHILDR3N??!!!?!?? WTF WHO MANETANES EM???!?!? WTF LOL HOW AER THEY ESCOT3D?!??!?! OMG LOL WIL TH3Y PURSU3 TEH QUALITY NO LONGER THAN THAY CAN SNG???????? OMG LOL WIL TH3Y NOT SAY AFTARWARDS IF THEY SHUD GROW THEMS3LVES 2 COMON PLAEYRS-AS IT IS MOST LIEK IF THEYRE MEANS R NO THEYRE WRIETRS DO TH3M WRONG 2 MAEK THEM EXCLAME AGANEST THEYRE OWN SUCESION ROS3NCRANTZ ?!!!!?!!? WTF FATEH THEIR HAS B3N MUCH 2 DO ON BOTH SIEDS AND TEH NATION HOLDS IT NO SIN 2 TAR3 TH3M 2 CONTROVERSY THEIR WAS FOR A WHIEL NO MONEY BID FOR ARGUMANT UNLES TEH POET AND TEH PLAEYR WENT 2 CUFS IN DA QU3STION HMLET 1!!1!! OMG IST POSIBLE GUILDENST3RN ??!!! OMG WTF LOL O THEIR HAS B3N MUCH THROWNG ABOUT OF BRANES HMLET 1!!!1! LOL DO DA BOYS CARY IT AWAY ROS3NCRANTZ ??!??!! OMG AY TAHT THAY DO MAH LORD HERCULES AND HIS LOAD 2 HMLET !11!!!1 OMG WTF IT IS NOT VARY STRANGA FOR MIEN UNCL3 IS KNG OF DENMARK AND THOS3 TAHT WUD MAEK MOWS AT HIM WHIEL MAH FATHAR LIEVD GIEV TWENTY FORTY FIFTY AN HUNDR3D DUCATS A-PEICE FOR HIS PICTURA IN LITLA !11111 LOL SBLOD THEIR IS SOM3THNG IN THIS MOR3 THAN NATURAL IF PHILOSOPHY CUD FIND IT OUT !!!!!111 FLOURISH OF TRUMPETS WITHIN GUILD3NSTERN THEYRE R TEH PLAEYRS HMLET 1!1!1 OMG LOL GENTLEMEN U R W3LCOM3 2 3LSINOR31!1!1!11 WTF LOL UR HANDS COMA TH3N TEH APURTANANCE OF W3LCOME IS FASHION AND C3REMONY LET M3 COMPLY WIT U IN THIS GARB LEST MAH EXTENT 2 TEH PLAEYRS WHICH I T3L U MUST SHOW FARELY OUTWARD SHUD MORE AP3AR LIEK ANTERTANEM3NT THAN UR1111!!! OMG WTF LOL U R WELCOMA BUT MY UNCLE-FATHER AND AUNT-MOTHER R DAC3IEVD GUILDANSTARN 1!!111! OMG LOL IN WUT MAH DEAR LORD HMLET ?!???? WTF LOL IM BUT MAD NORTH-NORTH-WEST WH3N DA WIND IS SOUTHARLY I KNOW A HAWK FROM A HANDSAW 1!1!!1 OMG LOL ENTER POLONIUS LORD POLONIUS WEL B WIT U G3NTL3MEN HMLET !1!1! OMG WTF HARK U GUILDENSTERN AND U 2 AT EACH 3AR A HAAERR TAHT GR3AT BABY U SE THEYRE IS NOT YAT OUT OF HIS SWADLNG-CLOUTS ROS3NCRANTZ 11!!!!! OMG WTF HAPILY HAS TEH SECOND TIEM COME 2 THEM FOR TH3Y SAY AN OLD MAN IS TWIEC A CHILD HMLET !!!1!1 LOL I WIL PROPH3SY HA COM3S 2 TEL M3 OF TEH PLAEYRS MARK IT!111 U SAY RIGHT SIR O MONDAY MORNNG TWAS SO INDED LORD1111!!1 POLONIUS MAH LORD I HAEV N3WS 2 TEL U1!11 OMG WTF MAH LORD I HAEV NAWS 2 T3L U1!1!! OMG WTF LOL WHAN ROSCIUS WAS AN AC2R IN ROMA- LORD POLONIUS DA AC2RS R COME HITHER MAH LORD HMLET 1!111 OMG WTF LOL BUZ BUZ LORD!!1!1! OMG POLONIUS UPON MIEN HONOUR- HMLAT TH3N CM3 EACH AC2R ON HIS AS- LORD POLONIUS DA BST AC2RS IN DA WORLD 3ITHAR FOR TRAEGDY COMEDY HIS2RY PAS2RAL PAS2RAL-COMICAL HIS2RICAL-PAS2RAL TRAGICAL-HIS2RICAL TRAGICAL- COMICAL-HIS2RICAL-PAS2RAL SC3NA INDIVIDABLE OR POEM UNLIMIETD SANACA CANOT B 2 HEAVY NOR PLAUTUS 2 LIGHT!1!!!1 WTF FOR DA LAW OF WRIT AND THE LIEBRTY THES3 R TEH ONLY MEN HMLET 1!11 OMG WTF LOL O JAPHTHAH JUDGE OF ISRAEL WUT A TREASURE HADST THOU LORD1!!1!1 WTF LOL POLONIUS WUT A TRAASUR3 HAD HE MAH LORD HML3T ??!?!!! OMG WTF Y ONA FARE DAUGHTER AND NO MORA DA WHICH H3 LOVAD PASNG WAL LORD!!!!! WTF POLONIUS [ASIED] STIL ON MAH DAUGHTER HMLAT !1!!1!!! WTF LOL M I NOT I DA RIGHT OLD JEPHTHAH LORD?!!?!!!? WTF LOL POLONIUS IF U CAL M3 JAPHTHAH MAH LORD I HAEV A DAUGHTAR TAHT I LOV3 PASNG WEL HML3T 111! OMG WTF NAY TAHT FOLOWS NOT LORD1!!!!1!1 OMG LOL POLONIUS WUT FOLOWS THEN MAH LORD HML3T ?!!??!?! OMG Y AS BY LOT GOD WOT AND TH3N U KNOW IT CMA 2 PAS AS MOST LIEK IT WAS- TEH FIRST ROW OF DA PIOUS CHANSON WIL SHOW U MOR3 FOR LOK WHARE MAH ABRIDGEM3NT COMAS 1!!!!1 OMG ENTAR FOUR OR FIEV PLAEYRS U R WALCOM3 MAST3RS W3LCOM3 AL!!!1! OMG LOL IM GLAD 2 SE THE WEL11!1!1! WTF LOL WELCOMA GOD FREINDS1!111!! WTF O MAH OLD FREIND!!!!! OMG WTF LOL THY FAEC IS VAELNCED SINCE I SAW THE LAST COMAST THOU 2 BARD ME IN D3NMARK?!!?!!? OMG LOL WUT MAH U LADY AND MISTR3S11!11 BYR LADY UR LADYSHIP IS N3AERR 2 H3AEVN THAN WHEN I SAW U LAST BY THE ALTITUDE OF A CHOPIEN111!1!1! OMG LOL PRAY GOD UR VOIEC LIEK APEICE OF UNCUR3NT GOLD B NOT CRAKAD WITHIN THA RNG!!!1! MASTERS U R AL W3LCOMA!!1!111! LOL WEL E3N 2T LIEK FRENCH FALCON3RS FLY AT ANY THNG W3 SE WAL HAEV A SPECH STRAGEHT COME GIEV US A TAST3 OF UR QUALITY COMA A PASIONAET SPECH FIRST!!111 OMG PLAEYR WUT SPECH MAH LORD HMLET ?!??????! WTF LOL I HAARD THE SPAAK ME A SPECH ONCE BUT IT WAS NEV3R ACTAD OR IF IT WAS NOT ABOV3 ONCE FOR TH3 PLAY I REMAMBR PLZ NOT TEH MILION TWAS R 2 DA GANERAL BUT IT WAS-AS I REC3IEVD IT AND OTH3RS WHOSE JUDGM3NTS IN SUCH MAT3RS CREID IN DA 2P OF MIEN-AN 3XCELENT PLAY WEL DIEGSTED IN TEH SCANES SET DOWN WIT AS MUCH MOD3STY AS CUNNG11!1! OMG WTF I RAMEMBR ON3 SADE THEIR W3RA NO SALATS IN DA LIENS 2 MAEK TEH MATER SAVOURY NOR NO MATER IN DA PHRAES TAHT MIGHT INDICT TEH AUTHOR OF AF3CTATION BUT CAL3D IT AN HONAST METHOD AS WHOLASOME AS SWET AND BY V3RY MUCH MORE HANDSOME THAN FIEN!!11 WTF ONE SPECH IN IT I CHEIFLY LOVAD TWAS A3NEAS TAEL 2 DIDO AND THEYRE OF IT 3SPECIALY WH3R3 H3 SPEAKS OF PRIMS SLAUGHT3R IF IT LIEV IN UR MEMORY BGIN AT THIS LIEN L3T M3 SE LAT M3 SE- DA RUGED PYRHUS LIEK DA HYRCANIAN BAST- IT IS NOT SO-IT BGINS WIT PYRHUS- TEH RUGED PYRHUS HE WHOS3 SABLE ARMS BLAK AS HIS PURPOSE DID TEH NIGHT RES3MBLA WHEN HE LAY COUCHAD IN TEH OMINOUS HORSA HATH NOW THIS DREAD AND BLAK COMPLEXION SM3ARD WIT HERALDRY MORE DISMAL H3AD 2 FOT NOW IS HE 2TAL GUL3S HORIDLY TRIKD WIT BLOD OF FATH3RS MOTH3RS DAUGHT3RS SONS BAEKD AND IMPASTED WIT DA PARCHNG STRETS TAHT L3ND A TYRANOUS AND DMN3D LIGHT 2 THEYRE LORDS MURDAR ROASTAD IN WRATH AND FIER AND THUS OER-SIEZD WIT COAGULAET GOR3 WIT AYES LIEK CARBUNCL3S DA HELISH PYRHUS OLD GRANDSIER PRIM SEKS 111!1!!! OMG WTF LOL SO PROCED U11!! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS FORA GOD MAH LORD W3L SPOKAN WIT GOD ACANT AND GOD DISCRETION FIRST1!!!!!!1 WTF PLAEYR ANON HE FINDS HIM STRIKNG 2 SHORT AT GREKS HIS ANTIQU3 SWORD REBLIOUS 2 HIS ARM LEIS WHERA IT FALS R3PUGNANT 2 COMAND UNEQUAL MATCHD PYRHUS AT PRIM DRIEVS IN RAEG STRIEKS WIED BUT WIT DA WHIF AND WIND OF HIS F3L SWORD DA UN3RVED FATHAR FALS1!!!11! WTF THEN SENSAL3S ILIUM SEMNG 2 FEL THIS BLOW WIT FLMNG 2P S2PS 2 HIS BAES AND WIT A HIEDOUS CRASH TAEKS PRISONER PYRHUS 3AR FOR LO11111! WTF LOL HIS SWORD WHICH WAS DECLINNG ON TEH MILKY HEAD OF REVER3ND PRIM SEMD I TEH ARE 2 STIK SO AS A PANETED TYRANT PYRHUS S2D AND LIEK A NEUTRAL 2 HIS WIL AND MAT3R DID NOTHNG 1!11 BUT AS WE OFT3N SE AGANEST SOME S2RM A SIELNCE IN DA HEAEVNS DA RAK STAND STIL DA BOLD WINDS SPECHL3S AND TEH ORB BLOW AS HUSH AS DAATH ANON DA DRAADFUL THUNDAR DOTH REND DA REGION SO AFTER PYRHUS PAUS3 AROUSED VENG3ANCE S3TS HIM NU A-WORK AND NEVER DID DA CYCLOPS HMM3RS FAL ON MARSS ARMOUR FORGED FOR PROF 3TARNE WIT LAS REMORSE THAN PYRHUS BLEDNG SWORD NOW FALS ON PRIM 1!1!111! OMG LOL OUT OUT THOU STRUMPET FORTUNE111!1 WTF AL U GODS IN G3NERAL SYNOD TAEK AWAY H3R POWER BR3AK AL DA SPOK3S AND FELEIS FROM HER WHEL AND BOWL TEH ROUND NAEV DOWN TEH HIL OF H3AEVN AS LOW AS 2 TEH FEINDS LORD11!11! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS THIS IS 2 LONG HMLET !!1!11 WTF LOL IT SHAL 2 TEH BARBRS WIT UR BARD!1!!1 OMG PRITHE SAY ON HAS FOR A JIG OR A TAEL OF BAWDRY OR HA SLEPS SAY ON COM3 2 HECUBA FIRST!!11!1! OMG LOL PLAEYR BUT WHO O WHO HAD SEN TEH MOBLED QUEN- HMLET DA MOBLAD QUEN LORD?!?!!??!? OMG POLONIUS TAHTS GOD MOBL3D QUEN IS GOD FIRST!11! WTF PLAEYR RUN BAERFOT UP AND DOWN THR3AETNNG DA FLMES WIT BISON RHEUM A CLOUT UPON TAHT H3AD WHAR3 LAET TEH DIAEDM S2D AND FOR A ROB ABOUT HAR LANK AND AL O3R-TEMED LOINS A BLANKAT IN DA ALARM OF FEAR CAUGHT UP WHO THIS HAD SEN WIT 2NGU3 IN VANOM STEPD GANEST FORTUN3S STAET WUD TRAASON HAEV PRONOUNC3D BUT IF TEH GODS TH3MS3LVES DID SE HER THAN WHEN SHA SAW PYRHUS MAEK MALICIOUS SPORT IN MINCNG WIT HIS SWORD HER HUSBANDS LIMBS DA INSTANT BURST OF CLMOUR TAHT SHE MAED UNL3S THNGS MORTAL MOVA THEM NOT AT AL WUD HAEV MAED MILCH DA BURNNG 3Y3S OF HAAEVN AND PASION IN DA GODS LORD!1111111 POLONIUS LOK WHETHAR HE HAS NOT TURN3D HIS COLOUR AND HAS TEARS INS 3YES11!! OMG WTF LOL PRAY U NO MOR3 HML3T 11!!11 WTF LOL TIS WAL IL HAEV THE SPEAK OUT DA REST SON !!111!1! WTF GOD MAH LORD WIL U SE DA PLAEYRS WEL BS2WED???!!!? OMG LOL DO U HEAR LAT THAM B WEL USED FOR THEY R DA ABSTRACT AND BREIF CHRONICLES OF THA TIEM AFTER UR DEATH U WER3 BTER HAEV A BAD APITAPH THAN THEYRE IL R3PORT WHIEL U LIEV LORD!!1111 OMG LOL POLONIUS MAH LORD I WIL USE THAM ACORDNG 2 THEYRE DES3RT HML3T !11111! LOL GODS BODYKINS MAN MUCH BTAR USE 3VARY MAN AFTER HIS D3S3RT AND WHO SHUD SCAEP WHIPNG ?!!???!! LOL USE THEM AFTAR UR OWN HONOUR AND DIGNITY DA LES TH3Y DESERVE DA MORE M3RIT IS IN UR BOUNTY 1!!! LOL TAEK THEM IN LORD!!1!11 WTF LOL POLONIUS COME SIRS HMLAT 1!!1!1 WTF FOLOW HIM FREINDS W3L HEAR A PLAY 2-MOROW 11!111! OMG WTF LOL 3XIT POLONIUS WIT AL TEH PLAEYRS BUT TEH FIRST DOST THOU HAAR M3 OLD FREIND CAN U PLAY TH3 MURDER OF GONZAGO FIRST?!!!????? OMG WTF LOL PLAEYR AY MAH LORD HMLET 1!1111! WTF LOL WAL HAT 2-MOROW NIGHT!!1!1!!1 WTF U CUD FOR A NED STUDY A SPECH OF SOM3 DOZEN OR SIXTEN LIENS WHICH I WUD SAT DOWN AND INS3RT INT CUD U NOT FIRST??!?!??! PLAEYR AY MAH LORD HML3T !1!111 OMG LOL V3RY WAL!1!1!11 WTF LOL FOLOW TAHT LORD AND LOK U MOK HIM NOT !1!!! WTF 3XIT FIRST PLAEYR MAH GOD FREINDS IL LEAEV U TIL NIGHT U AER WELCOME 2 ELSINORE ROSANCRANTZ 1111111 WTF GOD MAH LORD HML3T 11!1!11 OMG LOL AY SO GOD B WI YE EX3UNT ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN NOW IM ALON3 1!!1! OMG WTF O WUT A ROGUA AND PEASANT SLAEV M I !!1!111! IS IT NOT MONSTROUS TAHT THIS PLAEYR HERE BUT IN A FICTION IN A DREM OF PASION CUD FORC3 HIS SU SO 2 HIS OWN CONCEIT TAHT FROM H3R WORKNG AL HIS VISAEG WAND T3ARS IN HIS 3Y3S DISTRACTION INS ASPACT A BROK3N VOIEC AND HIS WHOL3 FUNCTION SUITNG WIT FORMS 2 HIS CONC3IT?!??!! OMG LOL AND AL FOR NOTHNG !1!1 OMG LOL FOR H3CUBA 11111 WTF LOL WUT HACUBA 2 HIM OR H3 2 H3CUBA TAHT HA SHUD WEP FOR HER???!??! WUT WUD HE DO HAD H3 DA MOTIEV AND TEH CU3 FOR PASION TAHT I HAEV?!?????!! OMG WTF LOL HE WUD DROWN TEH STAEG WIT TEARS AND CLAAEV TEH GENERAL EAR WIT HORID SPECH MAEK MAD TEH GUILTY AND APAL DA FRE CONFOUND DA IGNORANT AND MAEZ INDED TEH VARY FACULTEIS OF AYES AND AARS1!!!1 WTF Y3T I A DUL AND MUDY-M3TLED RASCAL PEAK LIEK O UNPREGNANT OF MAH CAUSA AND CAN SAY NOTHNG NO NOT FOR A KNG UPON WHOSA PROPERTY AND MOST DEAR LIEF A DMND DEFEAT WAS MAED1!11 M I A COWARD ???!?? OMG LOL WHO CALS M3 VILANE???!?!?? OMG LOL BRAAKS MAH PAET ACROS ??!??!? OMG WTF LOL PLUKS OF MAH BARD AND BLOWS IT IN MAH FAEC ??!!??? OMG LOL TW3AKS MA BY DA NOS3?!!!??!?! LOL GIEVS M3 TEH LEI I TEH THROAT AS DEP AS 2 DA LUNGS???!!!? OMG LOL WHO DOES ME THIS ???!? LOL HA 1!1!!!11 OMG LOL SWOUNDS I SHUD TAEK IT FOR IT CANOT B BUT IM PIEGON-LIEVRD AND LAK GAL 2 MAEK OPR3SION BITAR OR ER3 THIS I SHUD HAEV FAT3D AL DA R3GION KIETS WIT THIS SLAEVS OFAL BLODY BAWDY VILANE 1!!1 OMG WTF LOL REMORSALES TREACH3ROUS LACHAROUS KINDL3S VILANE 11111 OMG WTF O VANG3ANCE 1!11! WTF LOL Y WUT AN AS M I!!1!1 OMG LOL THIS IS MOST BRAEV TAHT I TEH SON OF A D3AR FATHER MURDERD PROMPT3D 2 MAH REV3NGE BY HEAEVN AND HEL MUST LIEK A WHORE UNPAK MAH HEART WIT WORDS AND FAL A-CURSNG LIEK A VARY DRAB A SCULION 1!1111!! WTF LOL FEI UPONT!!!!1!!! WTF O1!1111 OMG WTF LOL ABOUT MAH BRANE1!1!1!!! OMG LOL I HAEV HEARD TAHT GUILTY CR3ATURES SITNG AT A PLAY HAEV BY DA VARY CUNNG OF DA SCANE BEN STRUK SO 2 DA SU TAHT PRESENTLY TH3Y HAEV PROCLAMED THERE MAELFACTIONS FOR MURDER THOUGH IT HAEV NO 2NGU3 WIL SPEAK WIT MOST MIRACULOUS ORGAN!!11 OMG LOL IL HAEV THESE PLAEYRS PLAY SOMETHNG LIEK TEH MURDAR OF MAH FATH3R BFORE MIEN UNCL3 IL OBS3RVA HIS LOKS IL T3NT HIM 2 DA QUIK IF HE BUT BL3NCH I KNOW MAH COURSE!1!11! OMG WTF DA SPIRIT TAHT I HAEV SEN MAY B DA D3VIL AND DA DEVIL HATH POW3R 2 ASUMA A PLAASNG SHAEP YEA AND PARHAPS OUT OF MAH WAAKNES AND MAH MELANCHOLY AS H3 IS VARY POTANT WIT SUCH SPIRITS ABUS3S ME 2 DMN MA IL HAEV GROUNDS MORA R3LATIEV THAN THIS DA PLAY S TEH THNG WHAREIN IL CATCH DA CONSCEINCE OF DA KNG !!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AXIT ACT II SC3NE I!!!!1!1! WTF A ROM IN TEH CASTL3 !1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL ENTER KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN G3RTRUDE POLONIUS OPHELIA ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDANSTERN KNG CLAUDIUS AND CAN U BY NO DRIFT OF CIRCUMSTANCE GET FROM HIM Y HE PUTS ON THIS CONFUSION GRATNG SO HARSHLY AL HIS DAYS OF QUEIT WIT TURBULENT AND DANGEROUS LUNACY ROSANCRANTZ ????!?!? OMG LOL H3 DOES CONFES HE FELS HIMSALF DISTRACTED BUT FROM WUT CAUSE HA WIL BY NO MAANS SPEAK GUILDENST3RN !11!111 LOL NOR DO WE FIND HIM FORWARD 2 B SOUNDED BUT WIT A CRAFTY MADNAS KEPS ALOF WH3N WA WUD BRNG HIM ON 2 SOME CONF3SION OF HIS TRUE STAET QUEN1!!!1!1 WTF GARTRUD3 DID HA RECEIEV U W3L ROSANCRANTZ ??!?!!!! OMG WTF MOST LIEK A G3NTLEMAN GUILD3NSTERN !!111 OMG WTF LOL BUT WIT MUCH FORCNG OF HIS DISPOSITION ROSANCRANTZ 1111!!11 WTF NIGARD OF QUESTION BUT OF OUR DEMANDS MOST FRE IN HIS REPLY QUEN!!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL GERTRUDE DID U ASAY HIM ??!!???!? OMG LOL 2 ANY PASTIEM ROSENCRANTZ ?!?!??? WTF LOL MADM IT SO FEL OUT TAHT C3RTANE PLAEYRS W3 OAR-RAUGHT ON DA WAY OF THESE W3 2LD HIM AND THEIR DID SEM IN HIM A KIND OF JOY 2 H3AR OF IT THEY R ABOUT TEH COURT AND AS I THINK THEY HAEV ALRAADY ORDER THIS NIGHT 2 PLAY BFORA HIM LORD1!!!!1 OMG WTF POLONIUS TIS MOST TRUE AND H3 BSECHD ME 2 3NTR3AT UR MAEJSTEIS 2 HEAR AND SE TEH MAT3R KNG!!!!11!! LOL CLAUDIUS WIT AL MAH HAART AND IT DOTH MUCH CONTENT ME 2 HEAR HIM SO INCLIEND !1!1!11! LOL GOD G3NTLEMAN GIEV HIM A FURTHAR EDGA AND DRIEV HIS PURPOSA ON 2 THAS3 D3LIGHTS ROSANCRANTZ !!1!1 LOL W3 SHAL MAH LORD !!1!11! LOL AXEUNT ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDANSTARN KNG CLAUDIUS SWET G3RTRUD3 L3AEV US 2 FOR WA HAEV CLOS3LY SANT FOR HML3T HITHAR TAHT HA AS TWARA BY ACIEDNT MAY H3R3 AFRONT OPHELIA HER FATH3R AND MYSALF LAWFUL 3SPIALS WIL SO BS2W OURSELVES TAHT SENG UNSEN WE MAY OF THERE ENCOUNTER FRANKLY JUDGA AND GATHAR BY HIM AS HE IS BHAEVD IF T B DA AFLICTION OF HIS LOV3 OR NO TAHT THUS H3 SUF3RS FOR QUEN!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL G3RTRUDE I SHAL OBY U!1!!1 OMG LOL AND FOR UR PART OPH3LIA I DO WISH TAHT UR GOD BAUTEIS B TEH HAPY CAUS3 OF HML3TS WILDNAS SO SHAL I HOPE UR VIRTUES WIL BRNG HIM 2 HIS WONTED WAY AGANE 2 BOTH UR HONOURS OPHALIA 11111 WTF LOL MADM I WISH IT MAY !1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL 3XIT QUEN GERTRUD3 LORD POLONIUS OPH3LIA WOK U H3RA1!11 WTF LOL GRACIOUS SO PLZ U WE WIL BS2W OURSELVES !!1!!1!! WTF LOL 2 OPHALIA R3AD ON THIS BOK TAHT SHOW OF SUCH AN AX3RCIES MAY COLOUR UR LON3LIENS1!1!! WE R OFT 2 BLME IN THIS- TIS 2 MUCH PROVED-TAHT WIT DEVOTIONS VISAEG AND PIOUS ACTION W3 DO SUGAR OAR TEH DEVIL HIMSELF KNG!1111 LOL CLAUDIUS [ASIED] O TIS 2 TRUA 11!!1!! WTF LOL HOW SMART A LASH TAHT SPECH DOTH GIEV MAH CONSCEINC3 !!11!!11 TEH HARLOTS CHEK BAUTEID WIT PLASTARNG ART IS NOT MOR3 UGLY 2 DA THNG TAHT HELPS IT THAN IS MAH DED 2 MAH MOST PANETAD WORD O H3AVY BURTHAN LORD1!!!!! OMG LOL POLONIUS I HEAR HIM COMNG LETS WITHDRAW MAH LORD !111!1!1 OMG WTF LOL 3XAUNT KNG CLAUDIUS AND POLONIUS ENT3R HML3T HMLET 2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS TEH QUASTION WHETH3R TIS NOBLAR IN DA MIND 2 SUFER TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SAA OF TROUBLES AND BY OPOSNG END TH3M?!!?!!!!? OMG WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 AND DA H3ART-ACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS TAHT FLESH IS HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION DEVOUTLY 2 B WISHD11!!111! OMG 2 DEI 2 SLEP 2 SLEP PERCHANC3 2 DR3M AY THEYRE TEH RUB FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF D3ATH WUT DR3MS MAY COM3 WHAN WA HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL MUST GIEV US PAUSE THEIR DA RASP3CT TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIEM DA OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS CONTUMELY TEH PANGS OF DASPIESD LOVE DA LAWS DELAY TEH INSOL3NCA OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS TAHT PATEINT M3RIT OF DA UNWORTHY TAEKS WHAN HE HIMSALF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS MAEK WIT A R BODKIN?!!?!!? OMG WTF LOL WHO WUD FARDALS BAR 2 GRUNT AND SWAAT UNDER A WEARY LIEF BUT TAHT TEH DREAD OF SOM3THNG AFTER D3ATH TEH UNDISCOVERD COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN NO TRAEVLER RATURNS PUZL3S TEH WIL AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS WE HAEV THAN FLY 2 OTHERS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF ?!??!!?? OMG THUS CONSCEINC3 DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL AND THUS TEH NATIEV HUE OF R3SOLUTION IS SIKLEID O3R WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT AND ANTERPRIESS OF GR3AT PITH AND MOMANT WIT THIS REGARD THEYRE CURENTS TURN AWRY AND LOS3 DA NM3 OF ACTION-SOFT111!!! OMG LOL U NOW !1111 DA FARE OPHELIA!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL NYMPH IN THY ORISONS B AL MAH SINS REM3MBRD OPHELIA 1111! OMG WTF GOD MAH LORD HOW DOES UR HONOUR FOR THIS MANY A DAY HMLET ??!??!!? WTF I HUMBLY THANK U WEL WEL W3L OPHELIA 1!!11!11 OMG WTF MAH LORD I HAEV R3MAMBRANCES OF UR TAHT I HAEV LONGED LONG 2 RE-D3LIEVR I PRAY U NOW R3C3IEV THEM HMLET !!!1! WTF NO NOT I I N3VER GAEV U AUGHT OPH3LIA !1!!!1! OMG LOL MAH HONOURD LORD U KNOW RIGHT W3L U DID AND WIT THAM WORDS OF SO SWET BREATH COMPOSED AS MAED DA THNGS MORE RICH THEYRE P3RFUME LOST TAEK TH3SE AGANE FOR 2 TEH NOBL3 MIND RICH GIFTS WAX POR WH3N GIEVRS PROVE UNKIND !!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL THEIR MAH LORD HML3T 11!1!1 LOL HA HA1!1!11! WTF R U HON3ST OPHELIA ?????!? MAH LORD HMLET ?!?!? WTF R U FARE OPH3LIA ???!???!! LOL WUT MEANS UR LORDSHIP HMLET ??!!??? OMG TAHT IF U B HONEST AND FARE UR HONESTY SHUD ADMIT NO DISCOURSE 2 UR BAUTY OPHELIA 1!11!!!! OMG WTF CUD BAUTY MAH LORD HAEV BT3R COM3RCA THAN WIT HON3STY HMLAT ??!???!! OMG WTF LOL AY TRULY FOR TEH POW3R OF BAUTY WIL SONER TRANSFORM HONASTY FROM WUT IT IS 2 A BAWD THAN THE FORC3 OF HONASTY CAN TRANSLAET BAUTY IN2 HIS LIEKNES THIS WAS SOMETIEM A PARADOX BUT NOW TH3 TIEM GIEVS IT PROF1!1! OMG I DID LOV3 U ONCE OPHELIA !!11111 INDED MAH LORD U MAED M3 BLEIVA SO HML3T !!11 OMG LOL U SHUD NOT HAEV BLEIVAD ME FOR VIRTUA CANOT SO INOCULAET OUR OLD S2K BUT W3 SHAL R3LISH OF IT I LOVED U NOT OPHALIA 11!1!1 OMG I WAS TEH MOR3 DACEIEVD HMLAT 1!!! LOL GET THE 2 A NUNARY Y WUDST THOU B A BREDER OF SINARS?!!?! OMG LOL IM MYS3LF INDIF3RANT HONEST BUT Y3T I CUD ACUSA M3 OF SUCH THNGS TAHT IT WERE BTER MAH MOTHER HAD NOT BORN3 ME IM VERY PROUD RAVENGEFUL MBITIOUS WIT MORA OF3NC3S AT MAH BK THAN I HAEV THOUGHTS 2 PUT THAM IN IMAGINATION 2 GIEV THEM SHAEP OR TIEM 2 ACT THEM IN!1!!!11 WUT SHUD SUCH F3LOWS AS I DO CRAWLNG BTWEN AARTH AND H3AEVN???!? OMG LOL WE R ARANT KNAEVS AL BLEIV3 NONE OF US11!11 OMG WTF LOL GO THY WAYS 2 A NUNERY 111! OMG WTF WHARES UR FATHAR OPH3LIA ?!?!!?!?! LOL AT HOME MAH LORD HMLET 111!1 OMG WTF L3T DA DORS B SHUT UPON HIM TAHT HE MAY PLAY TH3 FOL NO WH3R3 BUT INS OWN HOUSE!11!! LOL FAERWEL OPHALIA !!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL O HELP HIM U SWET HEAEVNS HMLET !11!!!! LOL IF THOU DOST MARY IL GIEV THE THIS PLAGUE FOR THY DOWRY B THOU AS CHAST3 AS IEC AS PURE AS SNOW THOU SHALT NOT ASCAEP CALUMNY11!! OMG LOL GAT THE 2 A NUN3RY GO FAERWAL111!111 OMG WTF OR IF THOU WILT NEDS MARY MARY A FOL FOR WIES MEN KNOW W3L 3NOUGH WUT MONST3RS U MAEK OF TH3M11!11!1! OMG LOL 2 A NUNERY GO AND QUIKLY 211!!1! FAERW3L OPH3LIA !11!11 OMG WTF O HEAEVNLY POWERS RES2RE HIM HMLET 11!1!1! I HAEV HEARD OF UR PANETNGS 2 WAL ANOUGH GOD HAS GIEVN U ONA FAEC AND U MAEK UR ANOTHER U JIG U MBLA AND U LISP AND NIK-NME GODS CR3ATURES AND MAEK UR WAN2N3S UR IGNORANCA11!!!1 LOL GO 2 IL NO MORE ONT IT HATH MAED M3 MAD11!! WTF I SAY WE WIL HAEV NO MOR3 MARIAEGS THOS3 TAHT R MAREID ALREADY AL BUT ONE SHAL LIEV DA REST SHAL KEP AS TH3Y AER1!!1 2 A NUNERY GO 1!1111! OMG EXIT OPHELIA O WUT A NOBL3 MIND IS H3RE O3RTHROWN 1!!!!1!! WTF LOL DA COURTEIRS SOLDEIRS SCHOLARS EYE 2NGU3 SWORD TEH AXPECTANCY AND ROSE OF TEH FARE STAET TEH GLAS OF FASHION AND TEH MUD OF FORM DA OBS3RVED OF AL OBSARVERS QUIET QUIET DOWN !11!1!11 OMG WTF LOL AND I OF LADEIS MOST DAJ3CT AND WR3TCHED TAHT SUKD DA HONEY OF HIS MUSIC VOWS NOW SE TAHT NOBL3 AND MOST SOVER3IGN REASON LIEK SWET BLS JANGLAD OUT OF TUN3 AND HARSH TAHT UNMATCHD FORM AND FEATURE OF BLOWN U BLASTED WIT 3CSTASY O WOA IS ME 2 HAEV SEN WUT I HAEV SEN SE WUT I SE 11!! RE-ANTAR KNG CLAUDIUS AND POLONIUS KNG CLAUDIUS LOVA!1111 WTF LOL HIS AFECTIONS DO NOT TAHT WAY T3ND NOR WUT HE SPAEK THOUGH IT LAKD FORM A LITLE WAS NOT LIEK MADNAS11!! THEIR SOMATHNG IN HIS SU OER WHICH HIS MELANCHOLY SITS ON BROD AND I DO DOUBT DA HATCH AND DA DISCLOS3 WIL B SOME DANGER WHICH FOR 2 PREV3NT I HAEV IN QUIK DETARMINATION THUS SET IT DOWN H3 SHAL WIT SPED 2 ANGLAND FOR TEH D3MAND OF OUR N3GL3CTED TRIBUTE HAPLY DA SAAS AND COUNTREIS DIFERENT WIT VARIABL3 OBJACTS SHAL 3XPAL THIS SOMETHNG-SETL3D MATAR IN HIS H3ART WHER3ON HIS BRANES STIL BATNG PUTS HIM THUS FROM FASHION OF HIMSALF!!!1!1!1 OMG WUT THINK U ONT LORD?!??!!! OMG WTF POLONIUS IT SHAL DO WEL BUT Y3T DO I BLEIV3 DA ORIGIN AND COM3NCEMENT OF HIS GREIF SPRUNG FROM N3GLACTED LOVE!1!1! OMG WTF HOW NOW OPHALIA !11!111! LOL U NED NOT TEL US WUT LORD HMLET SADE W3 HEARD IT AL1!111! WTF MAH LORD DO AS U PLZ BUT IF U HOLD IT FIT AFT3R TEH PLAY LET HIS QUEN MOTHAR AL ALONE ENTR3AT HIM 2 SHOW HIS GREIF L3T HAR B ROUND WIT HIM AND IL B PLAECD SO PLZ U IN TEH 3AR OF AL THEYRE CONFERANC3!11!1! OMG IF SHA FIND HIM NOT 2 3NGLAND SEND HIM OR CONFIEN HIM WHERE UR WISDOM BST SHAL THINK KNG!!11! CLAUDIUS IT SHAL B SO MADN3S IN GR3AT ONES MUST NOT UNWATCHD GO 1!1!! OMG AXEUNT SCENA I!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL A HAL IN TEH CASTLE !1!1!!1! WTF LOL 3NTER HMLAT AND PLAEYRS HMLET SPAAK DA SPECH I PRAY U AS I PRONOUNCED IT 2 U TRIPNGLY ON DA 2NGUE BUT IF U MOUTH IT AS MANY OF UR PLAEYRS DO I HAD AS LEIF THA 2WN-CREIR SPOKE MAH LIENS111!11 WTF NOR DO NOT SAW DA ARE 2 MUCH WIT UR HAND THUS BUT USE AL GANTLY FOR IN TEH VERY 2RENT T3MP3ST AND AS I MAY SAY DA WHIRLWIND OF PASION U MUST ACQUIER AND BGET A TEMP3RANCE TAHT MAY GIEV IT SMOTHNES11!!! O IT OF3NDS M3 2 TEH SU 2 HEAR A ROBUSTIOUS P3RIWIG-PAETD FELOW TEAR A PASION 2 TAT3RS 2 V3RY RAGS 2 SPLIT TEH EARS OF TEH GROUNDLNGS WHO FOR DA MOST PART R CAPABL3 OF NOTHNG BUT IENXPLICABLE DUMBSHOWS AND NOIES I WUD HAEV SUCH A FELOW WHIPED FOR OERDONG TARMAGANT IT OUT-H3RODS HAROD PRAY U AVOID IT FIRST1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL PLAEYR I WARANT UR HONOUR HMLET 1!!1 OMG B NOT 2 TM3 N3ITHAR BUT LAT UR OWN DISCR3TION B UR TU2R SUIT DA ACTION 2 DA WORD THA WORD 2 TEH ACTION WIT THIS SPECIAL OERSTEP NOT DA MODASTY OF NATUR3 FOR ANY THNG SO OVERDON3 IS FROM DA PURPOSE OF PLAYNG WHOS3 END BOTH AT TH3 FIRST AND NOW WAS AND IS 2 HOLD AS TWERA THE MIROR UP 2 NATURE 2 SHOW VIRTUE H3R OWN FEATURE SCORN HAR OWN IMAEG AND DA VERY AEG AND BODY OF DA TIEM HIS FORM AND PRASURE!1!1! OMG NOW THIS OV3RDONA OR COM3 TARDY OF THOUGH IT MAEK TEH UNSKILFUL LAUGH CANOT BUT MAEK TEH JUDICIOUS GREIVE THA CENSURA OF TEH WHICH ON3 MUST IN UR ALOWANCE OARW3IGH A WHOLA THEATRE OF OTHERS1!!1 WTF LOL O THEYRE B PLAEYRS TAHT I HAEV SEN PLAY AND H3ARD OTHARS PRASEE AND TAHT HIGHLY NOT 2 SP3AK IT PROFAENLY TAHT NAITHER HAVNG DA ACANT OF CHRISTIANS NOR DA GATE OF CHRISTIAN PAGAN NOR MAN HAEV SO STRUTED AND BLOW3D TAHT I HAEV THOUGHT SOME OF NATURES JOURNEYMAN HAD MAED MEN AND NOT MAED THEM W3L THEY IMITAETD HUMANITY SO ABOMINABLY FIRST!!!11! WTF PLAEYR I HOP3 WA HAEV REFORM3D TAHT INDIFERANTLY WIT US SIR HMLAT 1!!111 OMG WTF O REFORM IT AL2G3TH3R!!111! WTF AND LET THOS3 TAHT PLAY UR CLOWNS SPAAK NO MORE THAN IS SAT DOWN FOR TH3M FOR THEYRE B OF TH3M TAHT WIL TH3MS3LV3S LAUGH 2 SAT ON SOMA QUANTITY OF BAREN SPECTA2RS 2 LAUGH 2 THOUGH IN TEH M3AN TIEM SOM3 N3C3SARY QUESTION OF DA PLAY B TH3N 2 B CONSIEDRAD TAHTS VILANOUS AND SHOWS A MOST PITIFUL MBITION IN DA FOL TAHT US3S IT1!111!11 LOL GO MAEK U READY !!1!!111 OMG LOL AXEUNT PLAEYRS 3NTER POLONIUS ROSANCRANTZ AND GUILDANST3RN HOW NOW MAH LORD!!!!!!! WTF I WIL DA KNG HAAR THIS PEIC3 OF WORK LORD?!?!? LOL POLONIUS AND TEH QUEN 2 AND TAHT PRESENTLY HMLAT 1!1! LOL BID DA PLAEYRS MAEK HASTE 1!!1 WTF AXIT POLONIUS WIL U TWO H3LP 2 HAST3N TH3M ROSENCRANTZ?!?!! GUILDENSTERN W3 WIL MAH LORD 1!1! OMG LOL AXEUNT ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDENST3RN HML3T WUT HO!1!!1 HORATIO 1111!111 OMG WTF ENTER HORATIO HORATIO HER3 SWET LORD AT UR SARVIEC HMLET 11!!1!!1 WTF HORATIO THOU ART 3EN AS JUST A MAN AS E3R MAH CONVERSATION COPED WITHAL HORATIO 1!!!1 WTF LOL O MAH DEAR LORD- HMLAT NAY DO NOT THINK I FLATER FOR WUT ADVANC3MANT MAY I HOP3 FROM THE TAHT NO REVENUE HAST BUT THY GOD SPIRITS 2 FED AND DA THE?????!!?? OMG Y SHUD DA POR B FLAT3RD ???!?!!! NO LET TEH CANDEID 2NGU3 LIK ABSURD POMP AND CROK TEH PRAGNANT HNGES OF TEH KNE WHER3 THRIFT MAY FOLOW FAWNNG!11!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL DOST THOU HAAR ?!!?? OMG WTF SINCE MAH DAAR SU WAS MISTRAS OF HER CHOIEC AND CUD OF M3N DISTNGUISH HER ELACTION HATH SAALD THE FOR HARSALF FOR THOU HAST BEN AS ONE IN SUFARNG AL TAHT SUFARS NOTHNG A MAN TAHT FORTUNES BUF3TS AND RAWARDS HAST TAE'N WIT AQUAL THX AND BL3ST R THOS3 WHOS3 BLOD AND JUDGMENT R SO W3L COMNGLED TAHT TH3Y R NOT A PIEP FOR FORTUNES FNG3R 2 SOUND WUT S2P SH3 PLZ!!1!! OMG LOL GIEV MA TAHT MAN TAHT IS NOT PASIONS SLAEV AND I WIL WAAR HIM IN MAH HAARTS CORE AY IN MAH HAART OF HAART AS I DO THE-SOM3THNG!!!1!1!1 OMG WTF 2 MUCH OF THIS- !1!!1! LOL THEIR IS A PLAY 2-NIGHT BFORE DA KNG ON3 SC3NA OF IT COM3S NAAR DA CIRCUMSTANCE WHICH I HAEV 2LD THE OF MAH FATHERS D3ATH I PRITHE WHEN THOU SEST TAHT ACT AFOT EVAN WIT TEH VERY COMENT OF THY SU OBS3RVE MIEN UNCLA IF HIS OCULT3D GUILT DO NOT ITSALF UNKENAL IN ON3 SPECH IT IS A DMN3D GHOST TAHT W3 HAEV SEN AND MAH IMAGINATIONS R AS FU AS VULCANS STITHY!11111 WTF GIEV HIM HEDFUL NOT3 FOR I MIEN EYES WIL RIEVT 2 HIS FAEC AND AFT3R WE WIL BOTH OUR JUDGMENTS JOIN IN CENSURA OF HIS SEMNG HORATIO !!!!!1 OMG WTF WAL MAH LORD IF HE ST3AL AUGHT TEH WHILST THIS PLAY IS PLAYNG AND SCAEP DATECTNG I WIL PAY TEH TH3FT HML3T 1!!! WTF THEY R COMNG 2 TEH PLAY I MUST B IDL3 GAT U A PLAEC !1!1!!!! LOL DANISH MARCH1!!!! A FLOURISH!!!1!!1! ANTER KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN G3RTRUDE POLONIUS OPHALIA ROS3NCRANTZ GUILDANST3RN AND OTHERS KNG CLAUDIUS HOW FAERS OUR COUSIN HMLET HMLAT ????!???! LOL 3XC3L3NT I FATEH OF DA CHMALEONS DISH I AAT DA ARE PROMIES-CRMM3D U CANOT FED CAPONS SO KNG!111!!! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS I HAEV NOTHNG WIT THIS ANSW3R HMLAT TH3S3 WORDS R NOT MIEN HMLAT 11!!1 OMG WTF NO NOR MIEN NOW 1111!! OMG WTF LOL 2 POLONIUS MAH LORD U PLAEYD ONCE I DA UNIEVRSITY U SAY LORD????????! OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS TAHT DID I MAH LORD AND WAS ACOUNT3D A GOD AC2R HML3T !!1!!1 WTF WUT DID U ENACT LORD?!!???!! OMG WTF POLONIUS I DID 3NACT JULIUS CAASAR I WAS KILAD I THA CAPI2L BRUTUS KIL3D ME HMLET !!1! OMG WTF LOL IT WAS A BRUTE PART OF HIM 2 KIL SO CAPITAL A CALF THEYRE1!1!11 OMG WTF B DA PLAEYRS R3ADY ROS3NCRANTZ ?!!!!!! OMG WTF AY MAH LORD TH3Y STAY UPON UR PATEINC3 QUEN11!!!! LOL G3RTRUD3 COME HITH3R MAH DAAR HML3T SIT BY M3 HML3T !111!11! WTF LOL NO GOD MOTHER H3RES METAL MORE ATRACTIEV LORD111!1!! OMG LOL POLONIUS [2 KNG CLAUDIUS] O HO1!!!!11 LOL DO U MARK TAHT HMLAT ?!!??!? OMG WTF LOL LADY SHAL I LEI IN UR LAP ?!??? LOL LYNG DOWN AT OPHALIAS FET OPHELIA NO MAH LORD HMLET !11!!!!1 WTF LOL I M3AN MAH HAAD UPON UR LAP OPH3LIA ??!!??! OMG WTF AY MAH LORD HML3T !!1!!! WTF LOL DO U THINK I M3ANT COUNTRY MATARS OPHALIA ??!!!? OMG I THINK NOTHNG MAH LORD HML3T !1!1111 LOL TAHTS A FARE THOUGHT 2 LEI BTWEN MADES L3GS OPH3LIA !!11!1! OMG WTF LOL WUT IS MAH LORD HMLET ?!??? WTF NOTHNG OPHELIA !111!11 OMG WTF LOL U R MERY MAH LORD HMLAT !!111 OMG LOL WHO I OPH3LIA ?!!?!?!! WTF LOL AY MAH LORD HML3T !1!! OMG LOL O GOD UR ONLY JIG-MAEKR!!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL WUT SHUD A MAN DO BUT B MERY??!!?!?!! LOL FOR LOK U HOW CHERFULY MY MOTHER LOKS AND MAH FATHER DEID WITHIN TH3SE TWO HOURS OPHALIA !!!!!!1 LOL NAY TIS TWIEC TWO MONTHS MAH LORD HML3T 1!111 OMG SO LONG??!?? NAY TH3N L3T DA DEVIL WAAR BLAK FOR IL HAEV A SUIT OF SABLES!1!!1 WTF O HEAEVNS!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL DEI TWO MONTHS AGO AND NOT FORGOTEN YAT?!??? OMG WTF TH3N THEIR HOP3 A GR3AT MANS MEMORY MAY OUTLIEV HIS LIEF HALF A YEAR BUT BYR LADY H3 MUST BUILD CHURCHES THAN OR ELSE SHAL HE SUFAR NOT THINKNG ON WITH TEH HOBY-HORS3 WHOSE EPITAPH IS FOR O FOR O TEH HOBY-HORSE IS FORGOT 1!111!11 OMG HAUTBOYS PLAY!!1!!1! LOL TEH DUMB-SHOW ENTERS 3NTER A KNG AND A QUEN V3RY LOVNGLY TEH QUEN EMBRACNG HIM AND HE H3R1!!11 OMG WTF LOL SHE KNELS AND MAEKS SHOW OF PROTASTATION UN2 HIM!!11! OMG H3 TAEKS HER UP AND DECLIENS HIS HEAD UPON HER NAK LAYS HIM DOWN UPON A BANK OF FLOW3RS SH3 SENG HIM ASLEP LEAEVS HIM!1!1!!1 ANON COM3S IN A F3LOW TAEKS OF HIS CROWN KISES IT AND POURS POISON IN DA KNGS 3ARS AND EXIT!!11! OMG LOL DA QUEN RETURNS FINDS DA KNG DEAD AND MAEKS PASIONAET ACTION11!1 TEH POISONAR WIT SOM3 TWO OR THRE MUT3S COMES IN AGANE SEMNG 2 LM3NT WIT HAR!!1! WTF LOL TEH DEAD BODY IS CAREID AWAY!1111!11 WTF LOL TEH POISON3R WOES TEH QUEN WIT GIFTS SHA SEMS LOATH AND UNWILNG AWHIEL BUT IN TEH END ACEPTS HIS LOVE EXAUNT OPHELIA WUT M3ANS THIS MAH LORD HML3T ???!!? OMG MARY THIS IS MICHNG MALACHO IT MEANS MISCHEIF OPH3LIA !!!11 LOL BLIEK THIS SHOW IMPORTS TEH ARGUM3NT OF DA PLAY 11!! WTF LOL 3NTER PROLOGUE HMLET WE SHAL KNOW BY THIS FELOW TEH PLAEYRS CANOT KEP COUNSEL THEYL TAL AL OPHALIA !!1!!!1 OMG WIL HE TEL US WUT THIS SHOW M3ANT HMLET ?!!!??? OMG LOL AY OR ANY SHOW TAHT U SHOW HIM B NOT U ASHM3D 2 SHOW HAL NOT SHM3 2 TAL U WUT IT MEANS OPHALIA !!!1!! OMG LOL U R NAUGHT U R NAUGHT IL MARK TEH PLAY PROLOGUE !!11! OMG WTF FOR US AND FOR OUR TRAEGDY HER3 S2PNG 2 UR CLEMENCY WA BG UR H3ARNG PATEINTLY !!!!11!1 LOL EXIT HMLAT IS THIS A PROLOGUA OR TEH POSY OF A RNG OPH3LIA ??!?!!!! OMG WTF LOL TIS BREIF MAH LORD HMLET !11!1! OMG WTF AS WOMANS LOV3 !11!! WTF LOL ANT3R TWO PLAEYRS KNG AND QUEN PLAEYR KNG FUL THIRTY TIEMS HATH PHOEBUS CART GONE ROUND NAPTUN3S SALT WASH AND TELUS ORBD GROUND AND THIRTY DOZAN MONS WIT BOROWD SHEN ABOUT DA WORLD HAEV TIEMS TW3LV3 THIRTEIS BEN SINCA LOVE OUR H3ARTS AND HYM3N DID OUR HANDS UNIET COMUTUAL IN MOST SACRED BANDS PLAEYR!1111!11 OMG LOL QUEN SO MANY JOURN3YS MAY DA SUN AND MON MAEK US AGANE COUNT O3R ER3 LOV3 B DON3 1!1!11!! BUT WOA IS MA U R SO SIK OF LAET SO FAR FROM CHER AND FROM UR FORMER STAET TAHT I DISTRUST U!1!! OMG WTF LOL YAT THOUGH I DISTRUST DISCOMFORT U MAH LORD IT NOTHNG MUST FOR WOM3NS F3AR AND LOVE HOLDS QUANTITY IN NEITHAR AUGHT OR IN 3XTR3MITY !!!1 NOW WUT MAH LOV3 IS PROF HATH MAED U KNOW AND AS MAH LOVA IS SIEZD MAH FAAR IS SO WHERE LOV3 IS GREAT TEH LITL3ST DOUBTS R F3AR WH3R3 LITLA FEARS GROW GRAAT GR3AT LOVA GROWS THEIR!11!11 OMG WTF KNG FATEH I MUST LEAEV THE LOV3 AND SHORTLY 2 MAH OPARANT POW3RS THERE FUNCTIONS L3AEV 2 DO AND THOU SHALT LIEV IN THIS FARE WORLD BHIND HONOURD BLOV3D AND HAPLY ONE AS KIND FOR HUSBAND SHALT THOU- PLAEYR QUEN O CONFOUND TEH REST 11!! LOL SUCH LOV3 MUST NEDS B TREASON IN MAH BREAST IN SECOND HUSBAND LET ME B ACURST 11!!!!1 LOL NONE W3D DA S3COND BUT WHO KILD TEH FIRST HMLET 1!!1111 [ASIED] WORMWOD WORMWOD PLAEYR1!111! QUEN TEH INSTANCES TAHT SECOND MARIAEG MOVE R BAES RESPECTS OF THRIFT BUT NON3 OF LOVE A SECOND TIEM I KIL MAH HUSBAND DEAD WHEN SECOND HUSBAND KIS3S ME IN BD PLAEYR111!1!! OMG LOL KNG I DO BLEIVE U THINK WUT NOW U SP3AK BUT WUT WE DO DETERMIEN OFT WA BREAK !1!1 WTF LOL PURPOS3 IS BUT TEH SLAEV 2 M3MORY OF VIOL3NT BIRTH BUT POR VALIDITY WHICH NOW LIEK FRUIT UNRIEP STIKS ON TEH TRE BUT FAL UNSHAEKN WHEN THAY MELOW B 1111! MOST NAC3SARY TIS TAHT WE FORGET 2 PAY OURSALV3S WUT 2 OURS3LVES IS DABT WUT 2 OURSALV3S IN PASION WE PROPOSA DA PASION ENDNG DOTH TEH PURPOSE LOS3 !!11! OMG WTF TEH VIOLENCE OF EITHAR GREIF OR JOY THERE OWN ENACTUR3S WIT THEMSELVES DESTROY WHARE JOY MOST REVELS GREIF DOTH MOST LM3NT GREIF JOYS JOY GREIVAS ON SLEND3R ACIEDNT 11!!1!!! THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR AEY NOR TIS NOT STRANGE TAHT 3VEN OUR LOVES SHUD WIT OUR FORTUN3S CHANGE FOR TIS A QU3STION LAFT US YET 2 PROVE WH3THAR LOV3 LAAD FORTUNA OR ALSE FORTUN3 LOVE 1!!! OMG TEH GREAT MAN DOWN U MARK HIS FAVOURIET FLEIS TEH POR ADVANCED MAEKS FREINDS OF 3NEMEIS !1!1111! LOL AND HITH3R2 DOTH LOVE ON FORTUNA TEND FOR WHO NOT NEDS SHAL NAV3R LAK A FREIND AND WHO IN WANT A HOLOW FREIND DOTH TRY DIERCTLY S3ASONS HIM HIS ANEMY 1!!!1!! BUT ORD3RLY 2 AND WHER3 I BGUN OUR WILS AND FAETS DO SO CONTRARY RUN TAHT OUR DAVIECS STIL R OVARTHROWN OUR THOUGHTS R OURS THEYRE ENDS NONE OF OUR OWN SO THINK THOU WILT NO S3COND HUSBAND WED BUT DEI THY THOUGHTS WHAN THY FIRST LORD IS DAAD PLAEYR11111!! WTF QUEN NOR EARTH 2 ME GIEV FOD NOR H3AEVN LIGHT !!!11!!! OMG WTF SPORT AND REPOSA LOK FROM MA DAY AND NIGHT !!!111!! OMG 2 D3SPERATION TURN MAH TRUST AND HOPA !11!1! OMG WTF AN ANCHORS CHER IN PRISON B MAH SCOPE !11!1 WTF LOL 3ACH OPOSIET TAHT BLANKS DA FAEC OF JOY MET WUT I WUD HAEV W3L AND IT DASTROY 11!1!! OMG WTF LOL BOTH H3RA AND HENCE PURSU3 M3 LASTNG STRIEF IF ONCE A WIDOW AV3R I B WIEF HMLET 11!!1!1! OMG WTF IF SHA SHUD BR3AK IT NOW PLAEYR!!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL KNG TIS DEPLY SWORN111! SWET LAAEV MA H3RE AWHIEL MAH SPIRITS GROW DUL AND FANE I WUD BGUIEL TEH TEDIOUS DAY WIT SLEP !11!!!11 OMG LOL SLEPS PLAEYR QUEN SLEP ROK THY BRANE AND NEV3R COM3 MISCHANCE BTWEN US TWANE !!1!11 LOL 3XIT HMLAT MADM HOW LIEK U THIS PLAY QUEN??!?? OMG GERTRUD3 TEH LADY PROT3STS 2 MUCH MATHINKS HMLAT !11!!1!! WTF O BUT SHAL KEP HER WORD KNG111! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS HAEV U HEARD TEH ARGUMENT?!!!!? IS THEYRE NO OFANCE IN T HMLET ?!?!???! WTF NO NO THAY DO BUT J3ST POISON IN J3ST NO OFANC3 I TEH WORLD KNG!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL CLAUDIUS WUT DO U CAL TEH PLAY HML3T ???!? WTF DA MOUSE-TRAP111!! OMG MARY HOW??!!!?? OMG TROPICALY11!!1 LOL THIS PLAY IS TEH IMAEG OF A MURDER DONE IN VEINA GONZAGO IS TEH DUKES NME HIS WIEF BAPTISTA U SHAL SE ANON TIS A KNAVISH PEICA OF WORK BUT WUT O TAHT?!?!!!? OMG WTF LOL UR MAEJSTY AND WE TAHT HAEV FRE SUS IT 2UCH3S US NOT LET TEH GALAD JAED WINC3 OUR WITHERS R UNWRUNG !11!1!11 WTF ENT3R LUCIANUS THIS IS ONE LUCIANUS N3PH3W 2 TEH KNG OPHELIA 1!1! WTF LOL U R AS GOD AS A CHORUS MAH LORD HML3T 1!!1!! WTF I CUD INTARPR3T BTWEN U AND UR LOVE IF I CUD SE DA PUP3TS DALYNG OPHALIA 11!1111! OMG U R KEN MAH LORD U R KEN HMLAT 1!!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL IT WUD COST U A GROANNG 2 TAEK OF MAH 3DG3 OPH3LIA !1!11 WTF LOL STIL BTER AND WORSE HMLAT 11!1 OMG WTF LOL SO U MUST TAEK UR HUSBANDS!1!! OMG LOL BGIN MURD3R3R POX LEAEV THY DMNABLA FAECS AND BGIN11!1 WTF LOL COMA DA CROAKNG RAEVN DOTH BLOW FOR REVENGE LUCIANUS 11!111!1 OMG WTF THOUGHTS BLAK HANDS APT DRUGS FIT AND TIEM AGRENG CONFEDERAET SEASON ALS3 NO CREATUR3 SENG THOU MIXTURE RANK OF MIDNIGHT WEDS COLECT3D WIT H3CAETS BAN THRIEC BLAST3D THRIEC INF3CTAD THY NATURAL MAGIC AND DIER PROPARTY ON WHOLESOMA LIEF USURP IM3DIAETLY 1!!1111 OMG WTF POURS TEH POISON IN2 TEH SLEP3RS 3ARS HMLET H3 POISONS HIM I DA GARDEN FORS 3STAET!1!!11!! OMG WTF HIS NMES GONZAGO TEH S2RY IS 3XTANT AND WRIT IN CHOIEC ITALIAN U SHAL SE ANON HOW TEH MURDERAR GETS DA LOV3 OF GONZAGOS WIEF OPHALIA 11!!! OMG WTF TEH KNG RIESS HMLET !!!1!!!! OMG WUT FRIGHTED WIT FALSE FIER QUEN!1!11 OMG GERTRUD3 HOW FAERS MAH LORD LORD???!? OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS GIEV O3R TEH PLAY KNG!11!! OMG WTF LOL CLAUDIUS GIEV ME SOM3 LIGHT AWAY AL !1!1 OMG WTF LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS !1!1!1 WTF LOL AXEUNT AL BUT HML3T AND HORATIO HMLET Y LET TEH STRIKAN DER GO WEP TEH HART UNGALED PLAY FOR SOMA MUST WATCH WHIEL SOME MUST SLEP SO RUNS DA WORLD AWAY !1!! OMG WTF LOL WUD NOT THIS SIR AND A FOREST OF F3ATHERS- IF TEH REST OF MAH FORTUNES TURN TURK WIT WIT TWO PROVINCIAL ROSAS ON MAH RAEZD SHO3S GAT M3 A F3LOWSHIP IN A CRY OF PLAEYRS SIR HORATIO ?!!??!! WTF HALF A SHAER HMLET !111!!! OMG WTF A WHOLA ONE I 11!!111 OMG LOL FOR THOU DOST KNOW O DMON DEAR THIS REALM DISMANTL3D WAS OF JOVE HIMSALF AND NOW REIGNS H3RA A VERY VERY-PAJOK HORATIO 11!!!1 U MIGHT HAEV RHYMAD HML3T !!11!1! OMG O GOD HORATIO IL TAEK TEH GHOSTS WORD FOR A THOUSAND POUND11!1!!!! WTF DIDST PARCEIEV HORATIO ?!!!!!!!? VERY WAL MAH LORD HML3T 1!!1! OMG WTF LOL UPON TEH TOK OF DA POISONNG HORATIO ???!!!!!? WTF I DID V3RY WEL NOTE HIM HMLET !11!!11! WTF LOL AH HA111!1! OMG LOL COM3 SOME MUSIC111!11!! OMG WTF COM3 DA RECORD3RS 1!11 FOR IF TEH KNG LIEK NOT TEH COM3DY Y THEN BLIEK HE LIEKS IT NOT PERDY 11!!111! OMG WTF COM3 SOME MUSIC 111111 WTF LOL RE-ENTER ROSANCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN GUILDANSTARN GOD MAH LORD VOUCHSAEF M3 A WORD WIT U111! WTF LOL SIR A WHOLE HIS2RY GUILDENSTARN !111 WTF DA KNG SIR- HMLAT AY SIR WUT OF HIM GUILD3NST3RN ?!?!??? OMG LOL IS IN HIS R3TIERMANT MARV3LOUS DISTAMPER3D HMLET !!1111 LOL WIT DRINK SIR GUILDENST3RN ?????!?! OMG WTF NO MAH LORD RATHAR WIT CHOL3R HML3T !111!! OMG LOL UR WISDOM SHUD SHOW ITSELF MOR3 RICHER 2 SIGNIFY THIS 2 HIS DOC2R FOR FOR M3 2 PUT HIM 2 HIS PURGATION WUD P3RHAPS PLUNG3 HIM IN2 FAR MORA CHOLER GUILDENSTERN 1!!1 LOL GOD MAH LORD PUT UR DISCOURSE IN2 SOM3 FRME AND START NOT SO WILDLY FROM MAH AFARE HMLET 111! OMG LOL IM TME SIR PRONOUNC3 GUILDENSTERN !!!1 OMG WTF LOL TEH QUEN UR MOTHER IN MOST GREAT AFLICTION OF SPIRIT HATH S3NT M3 2 U11!11111 OMG LOL U R WALCOME GUILD3NSTERN !1!!! LOL NAY GOD MAH LORD THIS COURTESY IS NOT OF TEH RIGHT BRED1111 LOL IF IT SHAL PLZ U 2 MAEK M3 A WHOL3SOM3 ANSWER I WIL DO UR MOTH3RS COMANDMENT IF NOT UR PARDON AND MAH RETURN SHAL B TEH END OF MAH BUSIENS HMLAT !111 OMG SIR I CANOT GUILD3NSTERN 1!!1!!! WTF WUT MAH LORD HML3T ?!!??!?! WTF MAEK U A WHOL3SOME ANSWAR MAH WITS DIESAESD BUT SIR SUCH ANSW3R AS I CAN MAEK U SHAL COMAND OR RATHAR AS U SAY MAH MOTHER THEYRE NO MORA BUT 2 TEH MAT3R MAH MOTHER U SAY- ROS3NCRANTZ THAN THUS SH3 SAYS UR BHAVIOR HATH STRUK HER IN2 MAEZMENT AND ADMIRATION HML3T !!!1 OMG O WOND3RFUL SON TAHT CAN SO AS2NISH A MOTHER!!1!1!1 BUT IS THEIR NO SAQU3L AT DA HELS OF THIS MOTH3RS ADMIRATION?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL IMPART ROSANCRANTZ !!1! OMG LOL SH3 DESIERS 2 SP3AK WIT U IN HAR CLOSAT ERA U GO 2 BD HMLAT !!1!!11 W3 SHAL OBY W3R3 SHA TAN TIEMS OUR MOTH3R1!1!! WTF LOL HAEV U ANY FURTH3R TRAED WIT US ROS3NCRANTZ ????!!? OMG MAH LORD U ONCA DID LOVE ME HML3T !!!! WTF LOL SO I DO STIL BY TH3S3 PIK3RS AND STEAELRS ROS3NCRANTZ !1!!11!1 OMG WTF GOD MAH LORD WUT IS UR CAUSA OF DISTAMP3R?!!!?!!!! OMG U DO SURALY BAR TEH DOR UPON UR OWN LIEBRTY IF U DENY UR GREIFS 2 UR FREIND HMLET 1!!11!! OMG LOL SIR I LAK ADVANC3MENT ROSENCRANTZ 111!1 OMG LOL HOW CAN TAHT B WHEN U HAEV DA VOIEC OF DA KNG HIMSELF FOR UR SUCESION IN DANMARK HMLET ?!?!?? OMG WTF AY BUT SIR WHIEL DA GRAS DA PROV3RB IS SOMATHNG MUSTY !!!!!!! OMG R3-3NT3R PLAEYRS WIT RACORDARS O TEH R3CORDARS1111!! WTF L3T ME SE ON3!!!1!1! OMG WTF 2 WITHDRAW WITH U DO U GO ABOUT 2 RACOVER TEH WIND OF M3 AS IF U WUD DRIEV ME IN2 A 2IL GUILDENSTERN ?!??! OMG O MAH LORD IF MAH DUTY B 2 BOLD MAH LOVA IS 2 UNMANARLY HMLET 11!1!11! LOL I DO NOT WAL UNDERSTAND TAHT1111! WTF WIL U PLAY UPON THIS PIEP GUILDENST3RN ???!?! OMG MAH LORD I CANOT HMLET !11111! OMG LOL I PRAY U!11! OMG WTF BLEIVE M3 I CANOT HMLET !1!1 WTF I DO BSECH U11!! I KNOW NO 2UCH OF IT MAH LORD HMLET !!!!1! LOL TIS AS EASY AS LYNG GOVERN THESE VENTAEGS WITH UR LNGERS AND THUMB GIEV IT BREATH WIT UR MOUTH AND IT WIL DISCOURSE MOST 3LOQU3NT MUSIC !1!1 WTF LOK U THASA R TEH S2PS GUILDENSTERN 11!111! OMG LOL BUT THESE CANOT I COMAND 2 ANY UTERANCE OF HARMONY I HAEV NOT TEH SKIL HML3T 11!!!1 Y LOK U NOW HOW UNWORTHY A THNG U MAEK OF ME111!1!1! OMG WTF LOL U WUD PLAY UPON M3 U WUD SEM 2 KNOW MAH S2PS U WUD PLUK OUT TEH H3ART OF MY MYSTERY U WUD SOUND M3 FROM MAH LOWEST NOTA 2 TEH 2P OF MAH COMPAS AND THEIR IS MUCH MUSIC EXCALENT VOIEC IN THIS LITL3 ORGAN Y3T CANOT U MAEK IT SP3AK1!!11!! OMG LOL SBLOD DO U THINK I M AASEIR 2 B PLAEYD ON THAN A PIEP??!!!??! LOL CAL MA WUT INSTRUMENT U WIL THOUGH U CAN FR3T MA YAT U CANOT PLAY UPON MA 111!!1 LOL ENTAR POLONIUS GOD BLES U SIR LORD1!!1 LOL POLONIUS MAH LORD DA QUEN WUD SPAAK WIT U AND PRASANTLY HMLET 111! WTF DO U SE YONDER CLOUD TAHTS ALMOST IN SHAEP OF A CM3L LORD?!!??!!?! OMG WTF POLONIUS BY DA MAS AND TIS LIEK A CM3L INDED HML3T 11!!! LOL METHINKS IT IS LIEK A WAAESL LORD!1111 OMG WTF LOL POLONIUS IT IS BAK3D LIEK A WAAESL HML3T !1!!!! WTF OR LIEK A WHAEL LORD?!??!!!! OMG WTF POLONIUS V3RY LIEK A WHAEL HMLET !!!11!! WTF LOL THAN I WIL COMA 2 MAH MOTHAR BY AND BY!!!11! OMG WTF THEY FOL ME 2 TEH 2P OF MAH BNT!!11 OMG I WIL COM3 BY AND BY LORD!11!11 OMG POLONIUS I WIL SAY SO HML3T !1!1111 OMG LOL BY AND BY IS 3ASILY SADE !!!!1! LOL EXIT POLONIUS LAAEV M3 FREINDS 1!111 WTF LOL AXEUNT AL BUT HMLAT TIS NOW TEH VERY WITCHNG TIEM OF NIGHT WH3N CHURCHYARDS YAWN AND H3L ITS3LF BREATH3S OUT CONTAGION 2 THIS WORLD NOW CUD I DRINK HOT BLOD AND DO SUCH BIT3R BUSIENS AS TEH DAY WUD QUAEK 2 LOK ON!!1!!11 WTF SOFT1!1111 OMG WTF LOL NOW 2 MAH MOTH3R 11!! WTF LOL O HEART LOS3 NOT THY NATURE LAT NOT EVER DA SU OF NERO 3NTER THIS FIRM BOSOM LET M3 B CRUAL NOT UNATURAL I WIL SPEAK DAG3RS 2 HAR BUT US3 NONA MAH 2NGU3 AND SU IN THIS B HYPOCRIETS HOW IN MAH WORDS SO3VER SHE B SHENT 2 GIEV THEM SEALS NAV3R MAH SU CONSENT 111!11! AXIT SCEN3 II!1!11 OMG LOL A ROM IN DA CASTLE 111!!! OMG LOL 3NTER KNG CLAUDIUS ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDANST3RN KNG CLAUDIUS I LIEK HIM NOT NOR STANDS IT SAEF WIT US 2 L3T HIS MADN3S RANGA!!11 OMG THEYRE R U I UR COMISION WIL WIT DISPATCH AND HA 2 3NGLAND SHAL ALONG WIT U DA TARMS OF OUR ASTAET MAY NOT ANDURE HAZARD SO DANGEROUS AS DOTH HOURLY GROW OUT OF HIS LUNACEIS GUILDENSTERN 1!!1!! OMG LOL WE WIL OURSALVES PROVIED MOST HOLY AND RELIGIOUS F3AR IT IS 2 KEP THOSE MANY MANY BODEIS SAEF TAHT LIEV AND FED UPON UR MAEJSTY ROS3NCRANTZ !!1!1! WTF LOL DA SNGL3 AND PACULIAR LIEF IS BOUND WIT AL DA STRENGTH AND ARMOUR OF DA MIND 2 KEP ITSALF FROM NOYANCE BUT MUCH MOR3 TAHT SPIRIT UPON WHOSA W3AL D3P3ND AND RAST TEH LIEVS OF MANY1111!1!! OMG WTF LOL DA CEAES OF MAEJSTY DEIS NOT ALONA BUT LIEK A GULF DOTH DRAW WUT N3AR IT WIT IT IT IS A MASY WHEL FIXD ON TEH SUMIT OF TEH HIGHEST MOUNT 2 WHOSE HUGA SPOK3S T3N THOUSAND LESAR THNGS R MORTIESD AND ADJOIND WHICH WHEN IT FALS EACH SMAL ANEXMENT PATY CONSAQU3NCE ATENDS TEH BOIST3ROUS RUIN!1!!11! OMG WTF NEV3R ALONE DID TEH KNG SIGH BUT WIT A GENERAL GROAN KNG11!! CLAUDIUS ARM U I PRAY U 2 THIS SPEDY VOYAEG FOR WE WIL F3TERS PUT UPON THIS FAAR WHICH NOW GOES 2 FRE-FOTED ROS3NCRANTZ!11! OMG WTF LOL GUILDENST3RN WA WIL HASTE US 1!11 OMG WTF LOL 3X3UNT ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDANST3RN ENTER POLONIUS LORD POLONIUS MAH LORD H3S GONG 2 HIS MOTHARS CLOS3T BHIND TEH ARAS IL CONVEY MYSALF 2 HAAR DA PROCES AND WARANT SHEL TAX HIM HOM3 AND AS U SADE AND WIESLY WAS IT SADE TIS MET TAHT SOM3 MOR3 AUDEINC3 THAN A MOTHER SINC3 NATURE MAEKS THEM PARTIAL SHUD O3RHAAR TEH SPECH OF VANTAEG!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL R U WAL MAH LEIGE IL CAL UPON U 3RE U GO 2 BD AND TEL U WUT I KNOW KNG!111!1!1 WTF CLAUDIUS THX DEAR MAH LORD 11111 OMG AXIT POLONIUS O MAH OF3NCE IS RANK IT SMELS 2 HEAEVN IT HATH TEH PRIMAL 3LD3ST CURSE UPONT A BROTHERS MURDER!1!! PRAY CAN I NOT THOUGH INCLINATION B AS SHARP AS WIL MAH STRONGER GUILT DAF3ATS MAH STRONG INT3NT AND LIEK A MAN 2 DOUBLA BUSIENS BOUND I STAND IN PAUSE WH3R3 I SHAL FIRST BGIN AND BOTH N3GLECT!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL WUT IF THIS CURS3D HAND WARE THIKAR THAN ITSELF WIT BROTHERS BLOD IS THEYRE NOT RANE ENOUGH IN DA SWET H3AEVNS 2 WASH IT WHIET AS SNOW????! OMG WTF LOL WH3R32 SARVES M3RCY BUT 2 CONFRONT DA VISAEG OF OFANCE ?!???!?! OMG WTF AND WUT IN PRAEYR BUT THIS TWO-FOLD FORC3 2 B FOR3STAL3D ERE WE COMA 2 FAL OR PARDOND BNG DOWN?!?!!? OMG LOL THEN IL LOK UP MAH FAULT IS PAST1111!! OMG LOL BUT O WUT FORM OF PRAEYR CAN SERVE MAH TURN?!?!!!??! WTF LOL FORGIEV M3 MAH FU MURDAR ???!!?!! LOL TAHT CANOT B SINCE IM STIL POSESD OF THOS3 AF3CTS FOR WHICH I DID TEH MURDER MAH CROWN MIEN OWN MBITION AND MAH QUEN !!!!1!!1 WTF LOL MAY ON3 B PARDOND AND RETANE DA OFENC3 ??!?? IN DA CORUPT3D CURANTS OF THIS WORLD OFANC3S GILD3D HAND MAY SHOVE BY JUSTIEC AND OFT TIS SEN DA WIKED PRIEZ ITSALF BUYS OUT DA LAW BUT TIS NOT SO ABOVA THEIR IS NO SHUFLNG THEIR TEH ACTION LEIS IN HIS TRUE NATURE AND W3 OURSELVAS COMPALD AVEN 2 TEH TETH AND FOR3HEAD OF OUR FAULTS 2 GIEV IN EVIEDNC3!11! OMG WTF WT??!!!!!?? OMG WUT RESTS ?!??!!!! OMG WTF TRY WUT REPENTANCA CAN WUT CAN IT NOT ?!?!!!? WTF LOL Y3T WUT CAN IT WH3N ON3 CAN NOT REP3NT ????! OMG LOL O WRETCHED STAET!11111 OMG WTF O BOSOM BLAK AS DEATH !1!!111! WTF O LIEMD SU TAHT STRUGLNG 2 B FRE ART MOR3 3NGAEGD1!!11 HALP ANGELS!1!!1!! WTF LOL MAEK ASAY !11!1! OMG WTF LOL BOW STUBORN KNES AND HEART WIT STRNGS OF STEL B SOFT AS SIENWS OF TEH NEWBORN BAEB 111!111 WTF AL MAY B WAL !1!!!1 LOL RATIERS AND KNELS ANTER HMLAT HML3T NOW MIGHT I DO IT PAT NOW HA IS PRAYNG AND NOW IL DOT!!1!1!! WTF LOL AND SO H3 GOES 2 H3AEVN AND SO M I R3V3NG3D1111! WTF LOL TAHT WUD B SCAND A VILANE KILS MAH FATHER AND FOR TAHT I HIS SOLE SON DO THIS SME VILANE SEND 2 HAAEVN !!!1 OMG LOL O THIS IS HIER AND SALARY NOT REV3NGA 11!1!11 LOL H3 2K MAH FATH3R GROSLY FUL OF BREAD WIT AL HIS CRIEMS BROAD BLOWN AS FLUSH AS MAY AND HOW HIS AUDIT STANDS WHO KNOWS SAEV HEAEVN ??!!? OMG WTF BUT IN OUR CIRCUMSTANC3 AND COURSE OF THOUGHT TIS HEAVY WIT HIM AND M I THAN RAVENGED 2 TAEK HIM IN TEH PURGNG OF HIS SU WHEN HE IS FIT AND S3ASOND FOR HIS PASAEG ???!!?! OMG LOL NO !1!111 WTF LOL UP SWORD AND KNOW THOU A MORA HORID H3NT WHEN H3 IS DRUNK ASLEP OR IN HIS RAEG OR IN TEH INCASTUOUS PL3ASURE OF HIS BD AT GMNG SWEARNG OR ABOUT SOM3 ACT TAHT HAS NO R3LISH OF SALVATION INT TH3N TRIP HIM TAHT HIS HELS MAY KIK AT HEAEVN AND TAHT HIS SU MAY B AS DMND AND BLAK AS HAL WHER32 IT GOES!1!!1111 OMG MAH MOTHER STAYS THIS PHYSIC BUT PROLONGS THY SIKLY DAYS 11!! OMG WTF LOL AXIT KNG CLAUDIUS [RISNG] MAH WORDS FLY UP MAH THOUGHTS REMANE BLOW WORDS WITHOUT THOUGHTS N3V3R 2 H3AEVN GO !1!111 OMG LOL AXIT SCENE IV11!1!1! WTF TEH QUENS CLOS3T !1!! LOL ENTER QUEN MARGAERT AND POLONIUS LORD POLONIUS HE WIL COME STRAGEHT1!!!1!1! LOK U LAY HOME 2 HIM TEL HIM HIS PRANKS HAEV BEN 2 BROAD 2 BAR WITH AND TAHT UR GRAEC HATH SCREND AND S2D BTWEN MUCH HAAT AND HIM!!1! IL SCONCA MA 3V3N HER3 1!!! PRAY U B ROUND WIT HIM HMLET !11! OMG WTF [WITHIN] MOTH3R MOTH3R MOTHAR QUEN1!11!! WTF LOL GARTRUD3 IL WARANT U FEAR MA NOT WITHDRAW I HEAR HIM COMNG 1!1!!!!1 OMG POLONIUS HIEDS BHIND TEH ARAS ENT3R HMLET HML3T NOW MOTH3R WUT DA MAT3R QUEN????? OMG GERTRUDE HML3T THOU HAST THY FATH3R MUCH OF3ND3D HMLET 1!!!! OMG WTF LOL MOTHAR U HAEV MAH FATHER MUCH OFAND3D QUEN!1!11 OMG GARTRUDE COM3 COMA U ANSW3R WIT AN IDLA 2NGUE HMLAT 1!11! OMG GO GO U QUESTION WIT A WIKED 2NGU3 QUEN1!1!111 OMG GARTRUDE Y HOW NOW HMLET HML3T 1!!11 OMG WTF LOL WUT TEH MATER NOW QUEN?!?!? OMG LOL GARTRUDA HAEV U FORGOT ME HMLET ?!??? OMG NO BY TEH ROD NOT SO U R TEH QUEN UR HUSBANDS BROTHARS WIEF AND-WUD IT W3RE NOT U111!!11 OMG WTF LOL R MAH MOTHER QUEN1!1! OMG WTF LOL GARTRUD3 NAY THEN IL S3T THOS3 2 U TAHT CAN SPEAK HML3T 111!1! OMG WTF LOL COM3 COM3 AND SIT U DOWN U SHAL NOT BUDGE U GO NOT TIL I S3T U UP A GLAS WHERA U MAY SE DA INMOST PART OF U1111! OMG GERTRUDA WUT WILT THOU DO???!! OMG LOL THOU WILT NOT MURD3R ME ?!!!? OMG LOL H3LP HELP HO LORD11!! OMG LOL POLONIUS [BHIND] WUT HO1!!!1 OMG WTF HELP HALP HALP HMLAT 1!!!1! LOL [DRAWNG] HOW NOW111!1 A RAT?!!?!!? LOL DEAD FOR A DUCAT DAAD 1111!1!1 WTF LOL MAEKS A PAS THROUGH TEH ARAS LORD POLONIUS [BHIND] O IM SLANE !1!! OMG WTF FALS AND DEIS QUEN GARTRUD3 O M3 WUT HAST THOU DON3 HML3T ??!??! OMG NAY I KNOW NOT IS IT DA KNG QUEN?!!??! WTF GERTRUDE O WUT A RASH AND BLODY DED IS THIS HMLET 111! OMG LOL A BLODY DED1!!!!11 OMG WTF ALMOST AS BAD GOD MOTH3R AS KIL A KNG AND MARY WIT HIS BROTHER QUEN1!1!11 OMG WTF GERTRUD3 AS KIL A KNG HMLET 1!111 AY LADY TWAS MAH WORD !!1111! LIFTS UP TEH ARAY AND DISCOVARS POLONIUS THOU WRETCHED RASH INTRUDNG FOL FAERWAL 1!1111 OMG I 2K THE FOR THY BT3R TAEK THY FORTUN3 THOU FINDST 2 B 2 BUSY IS SOME DANGER !!!!!!!1 WTF LOL LEAEV WRNGNG OF UR HANDS PAAEC!!!11!1 OMG SIT U DOWN AND L3T M3 WRNG UR HAART FOR SO I SHAL IF IT B MAED OF PEN3TRABLE STUF IF DMNED CUS2M HAEV NOT BRASD IT SO TAHT IT IS PROF AND BULWARK AGANEST S3NSE QUEN!1!111 OMG WTF GARTRUD3 WUT HAEV I DONA TAHT THOU DAERST WAG THY 2NGUE IN NOIES SO RUD3 AGANEST ME HMLET ??!!!!!? OMG WTF LOL SUCH AN ACT TAHT BLURS DA GRAEC AND BLUSH OF MOD3STY CALS VIRTUA HYPOCRIET TAEKS OF TEH ROS3 FROM DA FARE FORAHAAD OF AN INOC3NT LOV3 AND SETS A BLIST3R THEIR MAEKS MARIAEG-VOWS AS FALSE AS DIECRS OATHS O SUCH A DED AS FROM TEH BODY OF CONTRACTION PLUKS TEH V3RY SU AND SWET RALIGION MAEKS A RHAPSODY OF WORDS HEAEVNS FAEC DOTH GLOW Y3A THIS SOLIDITY AND COMPOUND MAS WIT TRISTFUL VISAEG AS AGANEST TEH DOM IS THOUGHT-SIK AT DA ACT QUEN!!!! OMG GERTRUDE AY ME WUT ACT TAHT ROARS SO LOUD AND THUNDERS IN DA INDEX HMLAT ?!??? LOK H3RE UPON THIS PICTURE AND ON THIS DA COUNTERFEIT PRES3NTMANT OF TWO BROTHERS !1!11111 OMG SE WUT A GRAEC WAS SEAETD ON THIS BROW HYP3RIONS CURLS DA FRONT OF JOVA HIMSELF AN 3YE LIEK MARS 2 THR3AETN AND COMAND A STATION LIEK DA H3RALD MERCURY NEW-LIGHTED ON A HEAEVN-KISNG HIL A COMBINATION AND A FORM INDED WH3RA 3VARY GOD DID SEM 2 S3T HIS SAAL 2 GIEV DA WORLD ASURANCE OF A MAN THIS WAS UR HUSBAND1!!!!11 LOK U NOW WUT FOLOWS H3R3 IS UR HUSBAND LIEK A MILD3WD EAR BLASTNG HIS WHOLESOM3 BROTHAR1!!! WTF HAEV U AYES ?!!!??? OMG LOL CUD U ON THIS FARE MOUNTANE LAAEV 2 FED AND BATAN ON THIS MOR?!??!!!! OMG WTF HA!11!!11 WTF HAEV U AY3S ?!??!!?!! WTF LOL U CANOT CAL IT LOV3 FOR AT UR AEG DA H3Y-DAY IN TEH BLOD IS TME ITS HUMBL3 AND WATES UPON DA JUDGMANT AND WUT JUDGM3NT WUD ST3P FROM THIS 2 THIS?!?!!!??? OMG WTF LOL SENSE SUR3 U HAEV 3LSE CUD U NOT HAEV MOTION BUT SURE TAHT SENS3 IS APOPLAXD FOR MADNES WUD NOT ER NOR SENSA 2 ECSTASY WAS N3ER SO THRALD BUT IT RESARVED SOM3 QUANTITY OF CHOIEC 2 SARV3 IN SUCH A DIFERENCA1!1!!11 WTF LOL WUT D3VIL WAST TAHT THUS HATH COZEND U AT HODMAN-BLIND ????!??! OMG WTF 3YES WITHOUT FELNG FELNG WITHOUT SIGHT EARS WITHOUT HANDS OR EY3S SMELNG SANS AL OR BUT A SIKLY PART OF ONA TRUE S3NS3 CUD NOT SO MOPE !!!!1 OMG WTF LOL O SHME11111!1! LOL WHER3 IS THY BLUSH?!?!!! OMG LOL R3BLIOUS HEL IF THOU CANST MUTIEN IN A MATRONS BONES 2 FLMNG U LET VIRTUA B AS WAX AND MELT IN HER OWN FIER PROCLAME NO SHME WHEN DA COMPULSIEV ARDOUR GIEVS DA CHARGE SINC3 FROST ITSALF AS ACTIEVLY DOTH BURN AND REASON PANDARS WIL QUEN1111!! G3RTRUDA O HML3T SPEAK NO MORE THOU TURNST MIEN EYES IN2 MAH VERY SU AND THEYRE I SE SUCH BLAK AND GRANE3D SPOTS AS WIL NOT LEAEV THEYRE TINCT HMLET 1111!1! WTF LOL NAY BUT 2 LIEV IN DA RANK SW3AT OF AN ENSEMAD BD ST3WD IN CORUPTION HONEYNG AND MAKNG LOVA OVER DA NASTY STY- QUEN GERTRUDA O SPEAK 2 ME NO MORE THAS3 WORDS LIEK DAGERS ANTER IN MIEN 3ARS NO MORA SWET HMLET HMLAT !!1!!111 WTF A MURDERAR AND A VILANE A SLAEV TAHT IS NOT TWENTEITH PART DA TITHE OF UR PRACADENT LORD A VIEC OF KNGS A CUTPURS3 OF DA 3MPIER AND TEH RUL3 TAHT FROM A SHELF DA PRACIOUS DIAEDM S2L3 AND PUT IT IN HIS POKET QUEN!!!1 WTF LOL GARTRUD3 NO MORA HMLET !1!1111 OMG WTF A KNG OF SHRADS AND PATCHES- 3NTER GHOST SAEV MA AND HOVER OER MA WIT UR WNGS U HEAEVNLY GUARDS11!!1!!1 OMG WTF WUT WUD UR GRACIOUS FIGURE QUEN?!!!!? WTF GARTRUDE ALAS HAS MAD HML3T !!11!! OMG WTF LOL DO U NOT COME UR TARDY SON 2 CHIED TAHT LAPS3D IN TIEM AND PASION LATS GO BY TEH IMPORTANT ACTNG OF UR DRAAD COMAND?????!??? LOL O SAY GHOST 11!1!!! OMG WTF DO NOT FORGET THIS VISITATION IS BUT 2 WHET THY ALMOST BLUNT3D PURPOSE !!!11 OMG LOL BUT LOK MAEZMANT ON THY MOTHER SITS O STEP BTWEN H3R AND HER FIGHTNG SU CONCEIT IN W3AEKST BODEIS STRONGEST WORKS SPEAK 2 HER HMLET HMLET !111!1! WTF LOL HOW IS IT WIT U LADY QUEN?!!!!? OMG LOL GARTRUD3 ALAS HOW IST WIT U TAHT U DO BND UR EYA ON VACANCY AND WIT DA INCORPORAL ARE DO HOLD DISCOURSA ???!!!??? OMG LOL FORTH AT UR 3YAS UR SPIRITS WILDLY PEP AND AS TEH SLEPNG SOLDEIRS IN DA ALARM UR BD3D HARE LIEK LIEF IN EXCRAMENTS STARTS UP AND STANDS ON END1!1!!!! O G3NTL3 SON UPON DA HEAT AND FLM3 OF THY DISTEMPER SPRINKLE COL PATEINC31!!! WHERAON DO U LOK HMLAT ?!!!???? OMG WTF ON HIM ON HIM!!!11 LOK U HOW PAEL HA GLAERS !!1!11! OMG WTF HIS FORM AND CAUSE CONJOIND PR3ACHNG 2 S2NES WUD MAEK TH3M CAPABLA!!!11 DO NOT LOK UPON ME L3ST WIT THIS PIETOUS ACTION U CONVART MAH STERN EF3CTS THEN WUT I HAEV 2 DO WIL WANT TRU3 COLOUR T3ARS P3RCHANC3 FOR BLOD QUEN111!1! OMG WTF G3RTRUD3 2 WHOM DO U SPEAK THIS HMLAT ?!!?! OMG WTF LOL DO U SE NOTHNG THEIR?!??!?!! OMG WTF GARTRUD3 NOTHNG AT AL YET AL TAHT IS I SE HMLET !!11!!1 WTF NOR DID U NOTHNG H3AR QUEN?!?!!!! WTF GARTRUDE NO NOTHNG BUT OURSALVES HMLAT 1!!! OMG LOL Y LOK U THEIR!!!11 OMG LOL LOK HOW IT STEALS AWAY 11!! OMG WTF MAH FATHAR IN HIS HABIT AS H3 LIEVD 11111111 LOL LOK WH3RA HE GO3S EVEN NOW OUT AT DA PORTAL !1!1!1 OMG WTF 3XIT GHOST QUEN GERTRUD3 THIS TEH VERY COINAEG OF UR BRANE THIS BODIELS CREATION ECSTASY IS VERY CUNNG IN HMLAT 1111!!11 WTF ECSTASY 1!!!!1! MAH PULSE AS UR DOTH T3MPERAETLY KEP TIEM AND MAEKS AS HAALTHFUL MUSIC IT IS NOT MADNAS TAHT I HAEV UTERD BRNG M3 2 DA TEST AND I DA MATER WIL RA-WORD WHICH MADNES WUD GMBOL FROM1!1!111 OMG WTF MOTHAR FOR LOVE OF GRAEC LAY NOT TAHT MATERNG UNCTION 2 UR SU TAHT NOT UR TRESPAS BUT MAH MADN3S SP3AKS IT WIL BUT SKIN AND FILM TEH ULC3ROUS PLAEC WHILST RANK CORUPTION MINNG AL WITHIN INFECTS UNSEN1!!! OMG WTF LOL CONFAS UR 2 H3AEVN R3PANT WUT PAST AVOID WUT IS 2 COME AND DO NOT SPREAD DA COMPOST ON TEH WEDS 2 MAEK TH3M RANK3R1!1!! OMG LOL FORGIEV M3 THIS MAH VIRTU3 FOR IN TEH FATNES OF THESE PURSY TIEMS VIRTUE ITS3LF OF VIEC MUST PARDON BG YEA CURB AND WO FOR L3AEV 2 DO HIM GOD QUEN111!! OMG WTF LOL G3RTRUDE O HML3T THOU HAST CLEFT MAH HEART IN TWANE HMLET !!!!1 WTF O THROW AWAY TEH WORSER PART OF IT AND LIEV DA PUR3R WIT DA OTHER HALF !1111! OMG LOL GOD NIGHT BUT GO NOT 2 MIEN UNCL3S BD ASUME A VIRTUA IF U HAEV IT NOT 1!!! OMG LOL TAHT MONSTER CUS2M WHO AL SENS3 DOTH AAT OF HABITS DEVIL IS ANGEL Y3T IN THIS TAHT 2 TEH US3 OF ACTIONS FARE AND GOD HA LIEKWIES GIEVS A FROK OR LIEVRY TAHT APTLY IS PUT ON!111 OMG WTF REFRANE 2-NIGHT AND TAHT SHAL LEND A KIND OF EASIENS 2 TEH N3XT ABSTIENNC3 TEH NAXT MORE AASY FOR USA ALMOST CAN CHANGE TEH STMP OF NATUR3 AND EITHER [ ] TEH DEVIL OR THROW HIM OUT WIT WONDROUS POTENCY!111 OMG WTF LOL ONCE MOR3 GOD NIGHT AND WHEN U R DESIROUS 2 B BLESD IL BL3SNG BG OF U!!1!! WTF FOR THIS SME LORD POINTNG 2 POLONIUS I DO R3P3NT BUT H3AEVN HATH PLZ IT SO 2 PUNISH M3 WIT THIS AND THIS WIT M3 TAHT I MUST B THERE SCOURGE AND MINISTER 1!!1!1! OMG LOL I WIL BS2W HIM AND WIL ANSWER WEL DA D3ATH I GAEV HIM!!111! OMG WTF SO AGANE GOD NIGHT 1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL I MUST B CRUAL ONLY 2 B KIND THUS BAD BGINS AND WORSE REMANES BHIND !1!!!! WTF ONE WORD MOR3 GOD LADY QUEN!11!1 WTF GERTRUDE WUT SHAL I DO HMLET ??!?! OMG NOT THIS BY NO M3ANS TAHT I BID U DO LET DA BLOAT KNG TEMPT U AGANE 2 BD PINCH WAN2N ON UR CHEK CAL U HIS MOUSE AND LAT HIM FOR A PARE OF RECHY KIS3S OR PADLNG IN UR N3K WIT HIS DMND FNGERS MAEK U 2 RAEVL AL THIS MAT3R OUT TAHT I 3SENTIM NOT IN MADN3S BUT MAD IN CRAFT!1!!!! WTF TW3RE GOD U LAT HIM KNOW FOR WHO TAHTS BUT A QUEN FARE SOBR WIES WUD FROM A PADOK FROM A BAT A GIB SUCH DAAR CONCARNNGS HIED?!!!!?!?? LOL WHO WUD DO SO ?!!!!!!!? NO IN D3SPIET OF SENSE AND SECR3CY UNPEG DA BASKAT ON DA HOUS3S 2P 111!1 OMG WTF LAT TEH BIRDS FLY AND LIEK TEH FMOUS AEP 2 TRY CONCLUSIONS IN TEH BASKET CREP AND BR3AK UR OWN N3K DOWN QUEN1!111!1 WTF GERTRUDE B THOU ASURED IF WORDS B MAED OF BREATH AND BRAATH OF LIEF I HAEV NO LIEF 2 BRAATH3 WUT THOU HAST SADE 2 ME HMLET 11!!! I MUST 2 ENGLAND U KNOW TAHT QUEN?!!????!! LOL GERTRUDA ALAK I HAD FORGOT TIS SO CONCLUDAD ON HML3T !11!!! OMG LOL THEYRE LETERS SEALD AND MAH TWO SKOOLF3LOWS WHOM I WIL TRUST AS I WIL ADERS FANGD TH3Y BAR TEH MANDAET THEY MUST SWEP MAH WAY AND MARSHAL ME 2 KNAEVRY!!11!11 WTF LET IT WORK FOR TIS TEH SPORT 2 HAEV TEH ANGIEN3R HOIST WIT HIS OWN P3TARD AND T SHAL GO HARD BUT I WIL DALVE ON3 YARD BLOW THERE MIENS AND BLOW THEM AT TEH MON O TIS MOST SWET WH3N IN ONE LIEN TWO CRAFTS DIERCTLY MET 1!!1 OMG WTF THIS MAN SHAL SAT ME PAKNG IL LUG TEH GUTS IN2 DA NEIGHBOUR ROM 1!1!1 WTF LOL MOTHAR GOD NIGHT1!!!! LOL INDED THIS COUNS3LOR IS NOW MOST STIL MOST SECRET AND MOST GRAEV WHO WAS IN LIEF A FOLISH PRATNG KNAEV 1111111! WTF COME SIR 2 DRAW 2WARD AN AND WIT U11!! WTF GOD NIGHT MOTHER !!1!111 EXEUNT S3VERALY HMLAT DRAGNG IN POLONIUS ACT IV SC3N3 I1!!11 A ROM IN DA CASTLA 1!11 OMG LOL ANTER KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN GERTRUDE ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN KNG CLAUDIUS THEIR MATER IN THES3 SIGHS THESE PROFOUND HEAEVS U MUST TRANSLAET TIS FIT WE UNDARSTAND THEM !!!!1!! LOL WH3RE IS UR SON QUEN??!!??!? GARTRUDA BS2W THIS PLAEC ON US A LITL3 WHIEL !!!1 OMG WTF EXAUNT ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILD3NSTERN AH MAH GOD LORD WUT HAEV I SEN 2-NIGHT KNG!11! CLAUDIUS WUT GARTRUD3?!!!!???? OMG LOL HOW DOES HML3T QUEN???!!!?! WTF LOL GARTRUDE MAD AS DA SEA AND WIND WHEN BOTH CONTAND WHICH IS TEH MIGHTEIR IN HIS LAWLAS FIT BHIND TEH ARAS HEARNG SOMETHNG STIR WHIPS OUT HIS RAPEIR CREIS A RAT A RAT 1!!! LOL AND IN THIS BRANEISH APR3H3NSION KILS DA UNSEN GOD OLD MAN KNG111!1111 OMG CLAUDIUS O H3AVY DED 11111!1! WTF LOL IT HAD BAN SO WIT US HAD W3 BEN THEIR HIS LIEBRTY IS FUL OF THREATS 2 AL 2 U UR 2 US 2 3V3RY ONE 1111!!1 LOL ALAS HOW SHAL THIS BLODY DED B ANSWERD ??!!!???? IT WIL B LADE 2 US WHOSE PROVIEDNCE SHUD HAEV K3PT SHORT RASTRANED AND OUT OF HAUNT THIS MAD U MAN BUT SO MUCH WAS OUR LOVE WA WUD NOT UNDARSTAND WUT WAS MOST FIT BUT LIEK TEH OWNER OF A FU DIESAES 2 KEP IT FROM DIVULGNG L3T IT FED 3VEN ON TEH PITH OF LIEF1!1! WHARE IS H3 GONE QUEN?!?!! WTF LOL G3RTRUD3 2 DRAW APART TEH BODY HA HATH KILD OAR WHOM HIS VARY MADNES LIEK SOM3 ORE MONG A MIENRAL OF M3TALS BAES SHOWS ITSELF PURE HE WEPS FOR WUT IS DONE KNG11!1!111 CLAUDIUS O GARTRUDE COME AWAY 11!!1 OMG DA SUN NO SON3R SHAL TEH MOUNTANES 2UCH BUT WE WIL SHIP HIM HANCA AND THIS VIEL DED W3 MUST WIT AL OUR MAEJSTY AND SKIL BOTH COUNT3NANCE AND EXCUS3!1!111!1 WTF HO GUILD3NSTERN !!11!1!1 OMG RA-ENTAR ROSANCRANTZ AND GUILDANST3RN FREINDS BOTH GO JOIN U WIT SOME FURTHER ADE HMLET IN MADN3S HATH POLONIUS SLANE AND FROM HIS MOTHERS CLOS3T HATH HE DRAGD HIM GO SEK HIM OUT SP3AK FARE AND BRNG DA BODY IN2 TEH CHAEPL1!1! OMG LOL I PRAY U HAST3 IN THIS !!11! OMG LOL 3XAUNT ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDENST3RN COME GERTRUD3 WEL CAL UP OUR WIESST FREINDS AND LET THAM KNOW BOTH WUT WA MEAN 2 DO AND WUT UNTIEMLY DONA!!11!1 LOL O COME AWAY !!11!!! LOL MAH SU IS FUL OF DISCORD AND DISMAY !!!!!!1 WTF LOL AXAUNT SCENE I!1!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL ANOTHER ROM IN DA CASTLA 1!1!!!1 OMG 3NTER HMLET HML3T SAEFLY S2W3D ROSENCRANTZ!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL GUILDANSTERN [WITHIN] HML3T11!111!1 OMG LOL LORD HMLET HML3T !1!!!11! WTF WUT NOIES??!??!!!! OMG LOL WHO CALS ON HMLET ?!!?!! OMG LOL O HARA THEY COM3 1!!11! WTF LOL ENTER ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTARN ROSENCRANTZ WUT HAEV U DON3 MAH LORD WIT TEH D3AD BODY HMLET ?!??! LOL COMPOUNDAD IT WIT DUST WHERE2 TIS KIN ROSANCRANTZ 11111 WTF TAL US WHERE TIS TAHT WE MAY TAEK IT THANCA AND BAR IT 2 TEH CHAEPL HMLAT !1!!11!! WTF LOL DO NOT BLEIV3 IT ROS3NCRANTZ 1!!! LOL BLEIV3 WUT?!!?!!? LOL TAHT I CAN KEP UR COUNSAL AND NOT MIEN OWN !1!1 OMG LOL BSIEDS 2 B DEMAND3D OF A SPONGE!!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL WUT REPLICATION SHUD B MAED BY TEH SON OF A KNG ROSANCRANTZ ?!?!!! LOL TAEK U MA FOR A SPONG3 MAH LORD HML3T ???!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AY SIR TAHT SOAKS UP TEH KNGS COUNTENANC3 HIS REWARDS HIS AUTHORITEIS!!!!11!1 OMG BUT SUCH OFIECRS DO THE KNG BST SERVIEC IN DA END HA KEPS TH3M LIEK AN AEP IN DA CORNAR OF HIS JAW FIRST MOUTHED 2 B LAST SWALOWED WHEN H3 NEDS WUT U HAEV GLEAEND IT IS BUT SQUEZNG U AND SPONG3 U SHAL B DRY AGANE ROS3NCRANTZ 1!!1! OMG I UNDERSTAND U NOT MAH LORD HMLET 11111! IM GLAD OF IT A KNAVISH SPECH SLEPS IN A FOLISH EAR ROS3NCRANTZ !!1!1! OMG WTF MAH LORD U MUST TAL US WH3RE DA BODY IS AND GO WIT US 2 DA KNG HML3T 11!1 WTF TEH BODY IS WIT DA KNG BUT DA KNG IS NOT WITH TEH BODY!11!!1 OMG LOL TEH KNG IS A THNG- GUILDENSTERN A THNG MAH LORD HML3T !!11! OMG WTF OF NOTHNG BRNG MA 2 HIM1!111!1 LOL HIED FOX AND AL AFTER !11!! OMG LOL 3XEUNT SCAN3 II!!!1 OMG WTF LOL ANOTHER ROM IN TEH CASTL3 1!1111 WTF LOL ANTER KNG CLAUDIUS ATENDAD KNG CLAUDIUS I HAEV SENT 2 SEK HIM AND 2 FIND TEH BODY !1!1!1 WTF LOL HOW DANG3ROUS IS IT TAHT THIS MAN GOAS LOSA !!!1!!1 OMG WTF YET MUST NOT W3 PUT TEH STRONG LAW ON HIM HAS LOVAD OF TEH DISTRACT3D MULTITUDE WHO LIEK NOT IN THEYRE JUDGMANT BUT THERE AYES AND WHER3 TIS SO TEH OFENDERS SCOURG3 IS W3IGHD BUT NEVER TEH OFENCE!!111! OMG 2 BAR AL SMOTH AND EV3N THIS SUDAN S3NDNG HIM AWAY MUST SEM D3LIEBRAET PAUS3 DIESAESS DESPERAET GROWN BY D3SPARAET APLIANCA R R3LEIV3D OR NOT AT AL !!!!!!1! OMG WTF ANTER ROSENCRANTZ HOW NOW!1111! WTF LOL WUT HATH BFALN ROSANCRANTZ ???!!!? WH3RE DA D3AD BODY IS BS2WD MAH LORD W3 CANOT GET FROM HIM KNG!!1111 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS BUT WHARE IS H3 ROS3NCRANTZ ?!!??!!! OMG WTF WITHOUT MAH LORD GUARDED 2 KNOW UR PLEASURA KNG!1!11! CLAUDIUS BRNG HIM BFOR3 US ROSANCRANTZ !11!11! OMG WTF LOL HO GUILDANSTARN1!1!!!11 OMG BRNG IN MAH LORD 1!!11! WTF 3NT3R HML3T AND GUILD3NST3RN KNG CLAUDIUS NOW HML3T WHERES POLONIUS HML3T ?!?!???! WTF AT SUPER KNG!111!!1! OMG WTF LOL CLAUDIUS AT SUPAR!!1!1 OMG WH3RE HML3T ??!?? OMG WTF NOT WHARE HA EATS BUT WHAR3 H3 IS EAETN A CERTANE CONVOCATION OF POLITIC WORMS R EEN AT HIM11!!!1 WTF LOL UR WORM IS UR ONLY EMPEROR FOR DEIT WA FAT AL CRAATUR3S ELSE 2 FAT US AND WE FAT OURS3LVAS FOR MAGOTS UR FAT KNG AND UR L3AN BGAR IS BUT VARIABLE SARVIEC TWO DISHES BUT 2 ONA TABLE TAHTS DA 3ND KNG111! OMG WTF CLAUDIUS ALAS ALAS HMLET 1!!1 WTF LOL A MAN MAY FISH WIT DA WORM TAHT HATH 3AT OF A KNG AND CAT OF DA FISH TAHT HATH FAD OF TAHT WORM KNG11!1!!!1 CLAUDIUS WUT DOST U MEAN BY THIS HMLET ?!!?!! OMG LOL NOTHNG BUT 2 SHOW U HOW A KNG MAY GO A PROGR3S THROUGH DA GUTS OF A BGAR KNG11!11 LOL CLAUDIUS WH3RE IS POLONIUS HMLET ?!?!?!?!? WTF IN HAAEVN S3ND HITH3R 2 SE IF UR MES3NG3R FIND HIM NOT THEIR SEK HIM I TEH OTHAR PLAEC UR!11!! OMG LOL BUT INDED IF U FIND HIM NOT WITHIN THIS MONTH U SHAL NOSE HIM AS U GO UP TH3 STARES IN2 TEH LOBY KNG!11!111 LOL CLAUDIUS GO SEK HIM THEYRE!1!11!! OMG 2 SOM3 AT3NDANTS HML3T HA WIL STAY TIL YE COME !1!11 OMG WTF LOL EXEUNT AT3NDANTS KNG CLAUDIUS HML3T THIS DED FOR THIEN ESPECIAL SAEFTY- WHICH W3 DO T3NDAR AS W3 DAARLY GREIVA FOR TAHT WHICH THOU HAST DONE-MUST SEND THE HENCE WIT FEIRY QUIKN3S THEIR R THYSELF TEH BARK IS R3ADY AND DA WIND AT HELP DA ASOCIAETS TEND AND 3VARY THNG IS BNT FOR 3NGLAND HMLET !!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL FOR ANGLAND KNG!!11 LOL CLAUDIUS AY HMLET HMLET !111!11 OMG WTF LOL GOD KNG!!1!1 OMG LOL CLAUDIUS SO IS IT IF THOU KNEWST OUR PURPOSAS HMLET !1!1!!11 LOL I SE A CHARUB TAHT SES THAM!111!! WTF LOL BUT COMA FOR ANGLAND11111 FAERW3L DEAR MOTHER KNG1!11 OMG CLAUDIUS THY LOVNG FATH3R HML3T HML3T 1!1111 WTF LOL MAH MOTH3R FATHER AND MOTHAR IS MAN AND WIEF MAN AND WIEF IS ON3 FLASH AND SO MAH MOTH3R!1111!1 OMG COMA FOR ENGLAND 1!1!!!!! EXIT KNG CLAUDIUS FOLOW HIM AT FOT TAMPT HIM WIT SPED ABOARD D3LAY IT NOT IL HAEV HIM H3NCA 2-NIGHT AWAY1!1!1!1 LOL FOR EV3RY THNG IS SEALD AND DONE TAHT ELSA LEANS ON DA AFARE PRAY U MAEK HASTE 1!!1! OMG WTF EXAUNT ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILD3NSTERN AND 3NGLAND IF MAH LOV3 THOU HOLDST AT AUGHT- AS MAH GR3AT POWER THEYRE MAY GIEV THE SENS3 SINCE Y3T THY CICATRIEC LOKS RAW AND R3D AFT3R TEH DANISH SWORD AND THY FRE AEW PAYS HOMAEG 2 US-THOU MAYST NOT COLDLY SAT OUR SOVERAIGN PROCAS WHICH IMPORTS AT FUL BY LATERS CONGRUNG 2 TAHT EF3CT TEH PRAS3NT D3ATH OF HMLET!11!11 WTF DO IT ANGLAND FOR LIEK DA HECTIC IN MAH BLOD HA RAEGS AND THOU MUST CURE ME TIL I KNOW TIS DONE HOWAER MAH HAPS MAH JOYS W3R3 NA3R BGUN !1!1 OMG WTF LOL EXIT SCAN3 IV!!11!1 OMG WTF A PLANE IN D3NMARK 1!!1!11 WTF 3NTAR FORTINBRAS A CAPTANE AND SOLDEIRS MARCHNG PRINC3 FORTINBRAS GO CAPTANE FROM M3 GRET TEH DANISH KNG T3L HIM TAHT BY HIS LIECNCE FORTINBRAS CRAEVS TEH CONVAYANC3 OF A PROMIESD MARCH OV3R HIS KNGDOM1!!!!! OMG WTF U KNOW DA RENDEZVOUS 1!!!!! WTF LOL IF TAHT HIS MAEJSTY WUD AUGHT WIT US W3 SHAL AXPRES OUR DUTY IN HIS 3YE AND LAT HIM KNOW SO CAPTANE 111!!11 OMG WTF LOL I WIL DOT MAH LORD PRINC311!1111! WTF LOL FORTINBRAS GO SOFTLY ON !1!!1 WTF LOL 3X3UNT FORTINBRAS AND SOLDEIRS 3NT3R HMLET ROS3NCRANTZ GUILDENSTERN AND OTHERS HML3T GOD SIR WHOSA POWERS R THESE CAPTANE ???!!?? WTF THEY R OF NORWAY SIR HMLAT 1!1!11 OMG WTF HOW PURPOS3D SIR I PRAY U?!!!?!!! OMG WTF LOL AGANEST SOME PART OF POLAND HMLAT 1!!1! OMG LOL WHO COMANDS TH3M SIR CAPTANE ?!???!! OMG TEH NEPHEWS 2 OLD NORWAY FORTINBRAS HMLAT !!1!1!! WTF GOAS IT AGANEST DA MANE OF POLAND SIR OR FOR SOME FRONTEIR CAPTANE ?!???! LOL TRULY 2 SPEAK AND WIT NO ADITION WE GO 2 GANE A LITLE PATCH OF GROUND TAHT HATH IN IT NO PROFIT BUT DA NMA 111!1! OMG LOL 2 PAY FIEV DUCATS FIEV I WUD NOT FARM IT NOR WIL IT YEILD 2 NORWAY OR DA POL3 A RANKAR RAET SHUD IT B SOLD IN FE HMLET 1!1!!1 Y THEN DA POLAK NAVAR WIL D3FAND IT CAPTANE !11!!!!! WTF YES IT IS ALREADY GARISOND HMLET 111!11! OMG WTF LOL TWO THOUSAND SUS AND TWANTY THOUSAND DUCATS WIL NOT DEBAET DA QU3STION OF THIS STRAW THIS IS DA IMPOSTHUM3 OF MUCH W3ALTH AND P3AEC TAHT INWARD BR3AKS AND SHOWS NO CAUSE WITHOUT Y DA MAN DEIS!!1!111! WTF I HUMBLY THANK U SIR CAPTANE 1!111 OMG WTF LOL GOD B WI U SIR 1!1111 WTF LOL EXIT ROSENCRANTZ WILT PLZ U GO MAH LORD HML3T ??!?? WTF LOL IL B WIT U STRAGEHT GO A LITLA BFORE 11!!1 OMG LOL 3XEUNT AL AXC3PT HMLAT HOW AL OCASIONS DO INFORM AGANEST ME AND SPUR MAH DUL REVENGA!!!! OMG WUT IS A MAN IF HIS CHEIF GOD AND MARKET OF HIS TIEM B BUT 2 SLEP AND FED?!!??!!? OMG WTF A BAST NO MOR3 1!!1!!!1 WTF LOL SURE H3 TAHT MAED US WIT SUCH LARGA DISCOURSE LOKNG BFOR3 AND AFTAR GAEV US NOT TAHT CAPABILITY AND GOD-LIEK REASON 2 FUST IN US UNUS3D111!111 OMG NOW WH3THAR IT B BSTIAL OBLIVION OR SOME CRAEVN SCRUPLA OF THINKNG 2 PRACIESLY ON DA EVANT A THOUGHT WHICH QUARTERD HATH BUT ON3 PART WISDOM AND EVAR THRE PARTS COWARD I DO NOT KNOW Y YET I LIEV 2 SAY THIS THNGS 2 DO SITH I HAEV CAUSA AND WIL AND STRANGTH AND M3ANS 2 DOT11!!! OMG LOL 3XMPLAS GROS AS 3ARTH EXHORT M3 WITN3S THIS MAH OF SUCH MAS AND CHARGE LAD BY A D3LICAET AND T3NDER PRINCE WHOS3 SPIRIT WIT DIVIEN MBITION PUFD MAEKS MOUTHS AT TEH INVISIBL3 EVANT EXPOSNG WUT IS MORTAL AND UNSUR3 2 AL TAHT FORTUN3 DEATH AND DANGER DAER 3V3N FOR AN EG-SHEL1111 WTF LOL RIGHTLY 2 B GRAAT IS NOT 2 STIR WITHOUT GREAT ARGUM3NT BUT GREATLY 2 FIND QUAREL IN A STRAW WH3N HONOURS AT TEH STAEK1!11 WTF HOW STAND I THAN TAHT HAEV A FATHAR KILD A MOTHER STANED 3XCIETMANTS OF MAH R3ASON AND MAH BLOD AND LET AL SLEP???!? OMG LOL WHIEL 2 MAH SHME I SE TEH IMIENNT D3ATH OF TWENTY THOUSAND M3N TAHT FOR A FANTASY AND TRIK OF FMA GO 2 THEYRE GRAEVS LIEK BDS FIGHT FOR A PLOT WHER3ON DA NUMBRS CANOT TRY TEH CAUSA WHICH IS NOT 2MB ANOUGH AND CONTIENNT 2 HIED DA SLANE??!???! OMG O FROM THIS TIEM FORTH MAH THOUGHTS B BLODY OR B NOTHNG WORTH !!!!1!!1 OMG 3XIT SCEN3 V!11!1!1! OMG ELSINOR3!1!1111 OMG A ROM IN DA CASTL3 !!1!1 ENTAR QUEN G3RTRUDA HORATIO AND A GANTL3MAN QUEN GERTRUD3 I WIL NOT SP3AK WIT HER GENTLEMAN 1!!1 LOL SH3 IS IMPORTUNAET INDED DISTRACT H3R MOD WIL NEDS B PITEID QUEN!1!!!!!! OMG WTF GERTRUDA WUT WUD SHE HAEV GENTL3MAN ??!?? LOL SH3 SPEAKS MUCH OF HER FATH3R SAYS SH3 HAARS THEYRE TRIKS I TEH WORLD AND H3MS AND BATS HAR HEART SPURNS ANVIOUSLY AT STRAWS SPEAKS THNGS IN DOUBT TAHT CARY BUT HALF SENSA HAR SPECH IS NOTHNG YAT DA UNSHAEPD USE OF IT DOTH MOVE DA HAAERRS 2 COLACTION THEY AME AT IT AND BOTCH TEH WORDS UP FIT 2 THEYRE OWN THOUGHTS WHICH AS H3R WINKS AND NODS AND GESTURES YEILD THAM INDED WUD MAEK ONE THINK THEIR MIGHT B THOUGHT THOUGH NOTHNG SUR3 YET MUCH UNHAPILY HORATIO !!11!!!! OMG LOL TWER3 GOD SHE WAR3 SPOK3N WITH FOR SH3 MAY STREW DANG3ROUS CONJACTUR3S IN IL-BREDNG MINDS QUEN11!1 OMG GERTRUDA LAT H3R COM3 IN 111111 WTF LOL AXIT HORATIO 2 MAH SIK SU AS SINS TRU3 NATURE IS 3ACH 2Y SEMS PROLOGUE 2 SOMA GREAT MIS SO FUL OF ARTLES JEALOUSY IS GUILT IT SPILS ITS3LF IN F3ARNG 2 B SPILT !!1!!!!1 LOL RE-ENTER HORATIO WIT OPH3LIA OPHELIA WH3RA IS TEH BAUTEOUS MAEJSTY OF D3NMARK QUEN??!?? GERTRUDA HOW NOW OPH3LIA OPHELIA !1!!!11! OMG WTF [SNGS] HOW SHUD I UR TRUE LOVE KNOW FROM ANOTHER ONE ?!!?! OMG WTF LOL BY HIS COKLE HAT AND STAF AND HIS SANDAL SHON QUEN!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL GERTRUD3 ALAS SWET LADY WUT IMPORTS THIS SONG OPHELIA ?!?!? SAY U?!??!!!! OMG NAY PRAY U MARK 111!!! WTF LOL SNGS HA IS D3AD AND GONA LADY H3 IS DAAD AND GONE AT HIS HAAD A GRAS-GREN TURF AT HIS HELS A S2N3 QUEN!1!1!1!1 OMG LOL G3RTRUDA NAY BUT OPH3LIA- OPHALIA PRAY U MARK 1!!!!!!! OMG WTF SNGS WHIET HIS SHROUD AS DA MOUNTANE SNOW- 3NT3R KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN G3RTRUD3 ALAS LOK HERA MAH LORD OPHELIA !!!1!1 LOL [SNGS] LARD3D WIT SWET FLOW3RS WHICH BWEPT 2 TEH GRAEV DID GO WIT TRU3-LOV3 SHOWARS KNG1!!! OMG WTF CLAUDIUS HOW DO U PR3TY LADY OPHELIA ?!???!!!? OMG WTF LOL WAL GOD ILD U!11! OMG THEY SAY DA OWL WAS A BAEKRS DAUGHTAR!111!!11 OMG WTF LOL LORD WA KNOW WUT WE AER BUT KNOW NOT WUT WA MAY B111!!!! WTF LOL GOD B AT UR TABLA KNG!!11!1!1 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS CONCAIT UPON HER FATHER OPHALIA !!!1! WTF PRAY U LATS HAEV NO WORDS OF THIS BUT WHEN TH3Y ASK U WUT IT M3ANS SAY U THIS SNGS 2-MOROW IS SANET VAELNTIENS DAY AL IN DA MORNNG BTIEM AND I A MADE AT UR WINDOW 2 B UR VAELNTIEN !!1!1!1 TH3N UP HE ROSE AND DOND HIS CLOTH3S AND DUPD DA CHMBR-DOR L3T IN TEH MADE TAHT OUT A MADE NAVAR D3PARTED MORA KNG1!11!! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS PRETY OPHELIA OPHALIA !1!!! WTF LOL INDED LA WITHOUT AN OATH IL MAEK AN END ONT SNGS BY GIS AND BY SANET CHARITY ALAK AND FEI FOR SHME 1!1!1!1! LOL U M3N WIL DOT IF TH3Y COME 2T BY COK THEY R 2 BLME !!11!1! OMG WTF LOL QUOTH SHE BFOR3 U TUMBL3D ME U PROMIESD ME 2 WED 11!!1!!! SO WUD I HA DONA BY YOND3R SUN AN THOU HADST NOT COME 2 MAH BD KNG11!!11 OMG WTF CLAUDIUS HOW LONG HATH SH3 BEN THUS OPHALIA ????! OMG I HOP3 AL WIL B WEL!!!!111 WTF WA MUST B PATEINT BUT I CANOT CHOSA BUT WEP 2 THINK TH3Y SHUD LAY HIM I TEH COLD GROUND!11!1111 OMG LOL MAH BROTHER SHAL KNOW OF IT AND SO I THANK U FOR UR GOD COUNSEL111111!! LOL COME MY COACH1!111!1! OMG LOL GOD NIGHT LADEIS GOD NIGHT SWET LADEIS GOD NIGHT GOD NIGHT 11!1!1 OMG LOL EXIT KNG CLAUDIUS FOLOW HER CLOSE GIEV H3R GOD WATCH I PRAY U!!1!1 OMG EXIT HORATIO O THIS IS DA POISON OF DEP GREIF IT SPRNGS AL FROM HER FATHERS DEATH1!!!1!11 OMG O GARTRUDA GERTRUDA WHEN SOROWS COME THAY COME NOT SNGLE SPEIS BUT IN BATALIONS!1!!! WTF LOL FIRST H3R FATH3R SLANE NEXT UR SON GONA AND H3 MOST VIOLANT AUTHOR OF HIS OWN JUST R3MOVE DA PEOPLE MUDEID THIK AND UNWHOLASOM3 IN THEYRE THOUGHTS AND WHISPERS FOR GOD POLONIUS DEATH AND WA HAEV DONE BUT GRENLY IN HUGER-MUGAR 2 INTER HIM POR OPH3LIA DIVIEDD FROM H3RSELF AND H3R FARE JUDGM3NT WITHOUT TEH WHICH WE R PICTUR3S OR MERE BASTS LAST AND AS MUCH CONTANENG AS AL TH3SE H3R BROTH3R IS IN SECRET COME FROM FRANCE FEDS ON HIS WOND3R KEPS HIMSALF IN CLOUDS AND WANTS NOT BUZARS 2 INFECT HIS AAR WIT PESTIELNT SPECHES OF HIS FATHARS DEATH WH3REIN NACASITY OF MATER BGARD WIL NOTHNG STIK OUR PERSON 2 ARAGEN IN 3AR AND AAR1!!!1!!1 OMG WTF O MAH DEAR GERTRUDE THIS LIEK 2 A MURDARNG-PEICE IN MANY PLAECS GIEVS M3 SUPERFLUOUS DAATH 1111!1 OMG A NOIES WITHIN QUEN G3RTRUD3 ALAK WUT NOIES IS THIS KNG??!!?!? LOL CLAUDIUS WH3RE R MAH SWITZERS?!?!! L3T THEM GUARD TEH DOR !!111 OMG WTF LOL 3NT3R ANOTHER G3NTLEMAN WUT IS DA MATAR GENTLEMAN ???!?? OMG WTF SAEV UR MAH LORD DA OCEAN OVERPERNG OF HIS LIST AATS NOT TEH FLATS WIT MOR3 IMPATUOUS HAST3 THAN U LAERTAS IN A RIO2US H3AD OARBARS UR OFIECRS!!!111 OMG WTF LOL DA RABLE CAL HIM LORD AND AS DA WORLD WAR3 NOW BUT 2 BGIN ANTIQUITY FORGOT CUS2M NOT KNOWN TEH RATIFEIRS AND PROPS OF EV3RY WORD THEY CRY CHOS3 WE LAARTES SHAL B KNG CAPS HANDS AND 2NGUAS APLAUD IT 2 TEH CLOUDS LAERTES SHAL B KNG LAERT3S KNG QUEN!!!1 WTF LOL GERTRUDE HOW CHERFULY ON DA FALSA TRALE TH3Y CRY !111111 WTF LOL O THIS IS COUNTER U FALSE DANISH DOGS KNG!!!!! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS TEH DORS R BROK3 1111! OMG NOIES WITHIN 3NTER LAARTAS ARM3D DAENS FOLOWNG LAERTES WHARA IS THIS KNG?????! OMG WTF SIRS STAND U AL WITHOUT DAENS !!11!! OMG WTF LOL NO L3TS COME IN LAART3S 1!11 WTF LOL I PRAY U GIEV MA LEAEV DAENS 1111 WTF WA WIL W3 WIL !111 OMG WTF TH3Y RETIER WITHOUT DA DOR LAART3S I THANK U KEP DA DOR111!! WTF O THOU VIEL KNG GIEV MA MAH FATHER QUEN!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL GERTRUDE CALMLY GOD LAERTES LAART3S !!!!1!1 OMG TAHT DROP OF BLOD TAHTS CALM PROCLAMES M3 BASTARD CREIS CUKOLD 2 MAH FATHER BRANDS TEH HARLOT 3V3N H3R3 BTWEN DA CHASTE UNSMIRCH3D BROW OF MAH TRU3 MOTH3R KNG!!!!111 OMG WTF CLAUDIUS WUT IS DA CAUS3 LA3RTES TAHT THY REBLION LOKS SO GIANT-LIEK ??!??!!? OMG LOL LET HIM GO G3RTRUDE DO NOT FEAR OUR PARSON THEIR SUCH DIVINITY DOTH HEDG3 A KNG TAHT TREASON CAN BUT PEP 2 WUT IT WUD ACTS LITL3 OF HIS WIL!1!! OMG WTF LOL TEL ME LAERTES Y THOU ART THUS INCANSED!!!!11 LOL LET HIM GO G3RTRUD3 !!!!1! LOL SPAAK MAN LAERT3S !!!111!! LOL WHARA IS MAH FATHER KNG?!!?? WTF CLAUDIUS DAAD QUEN11111 LOL GERTRUDE BUT NOT BY HIM KNG1!!!111! OMG CLAUDIUS LET HIM DEMAND HIS FIL LAARTES !!1111 OMG WTF LOL HOW CME H3 D3AD???!!??! IL NOT B JUGLED WITH 2 HEL ALEGIANCE111!!! OMG WTF VOWS 2 DA BLAKAST DEVIL 11!!!!!1 OMG LOL CONSCEINCA AND GRAEC 2 TEH PROFOUND3ST PIT !1!11!11 OMG WTF I R DMNATION!1!11! OMG WTF LOL 2 THIS POINT I STAND TAHT BOTH DA WORLDS I GIEV 2 N3GLIEGNCE L3T COM3 WUT COMAS ONLY IL B REV3NG3D MOST THOROUGHLY FOR MAH FATH3R KNG!1!1!111 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS WHO SHAL STAY U???!?!? LOL MAH WIL NOT AL DA WORLD AND FOR MAH MEANS IL HUSBAND THAM SO WAL TH3Y SHAL GO FAR WIT LITLE KNG!1!!!! WTF CLAUDIUS GOD LA3RTES IF U DASIER 2 KNOW DA CARTANETY OF UR D3AR FATHERS DEATH IST WRIT IN UR R3V3NGA TAHT SWOPSTAEK U WIL DRAW BOTH FREIND AND FO3 WIN3R AND LOS3R LAARTES ??!!?? LOL NON3 BUT HIS AN3MEIS KNG!1!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL CLAUDIUS WIL U KNOW THEM TH3N LAERTES ?!?!!?!!? 2 HIS GOD FREINDS THUS WIED IL OPE MAH ARMS AND LIEK TEH KIND LIEF-REND3RNG PELICAN RAPAST TH3M WIT MAH BLOD KNG!!!11 CLAUDIUS Y NOW U SP3AK LIEK A GOD CHILD AND A TRUA GENTL3MAN !!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL TAHT IM GUILTLAS OF UR FATH3RS DAATH AND M MOST S3NSIBLE IN GREIF FOR IT IT SHAL AS LEVEL 2 UR JUDGM3NT PEIRCE AS DAY DOAS 2 UR EY3 DAENS !1!1! [WITHIN] LET HER COME IN LAERT3S 1!1!111! LOL HOW NOW!1!1 WTF LOL WUT NOIES IS TAHT ?!??? OMG LOL R3-ENTAR OPH3LIA O H3AT DRY UP MAH BRANES1!11!! OMG WTF TEARS SEVEN TIEMS SALT BURN OUT DA SANS3 AND VIRTUE OF MIEN 3Y3 1!!11! OMG LOL BY HEAEVN THY MADN3S SHAL B PADE BY W3IGHT TIL OUR SCAEL TURN TEH BM!!!!! WTF O ROSE OF MAY 1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL D3AR MADE KIND SISTER SWET OPHELIA !!!11! OMG LOL O HAAEVNS111!1 OMG WTF LOL IST POSIBL3 A U MADES WITS SHUD B AS MORAL AS AN OLD MANS LIEF ?!!!? NATURE IS FIEN IN LOV3 AND WHERE TIS FIEN IT S3NDS SOM3 PRECIOUS INSTANCE OF ITS3LF AFTER DA THNG IT LOVES OPHELIA !1!11 WTF [SNGS] THEY BORE HIM BAERFAECD ON TEH BEIR HEY NON NONY NONY HAY NONY AND IN HIS GRAEV RANED MANY A TEAR- R U WEL MAH DOVA LAERTES 111111 HADST THOU THY WITS AND DIDST P3RSUAED R3V3NGE IT CUD NOT MOV3 THUS OPHALIA 1!!!! LOL [SNGS] U MUST SNG A-DOWN A-DOWN AN U CAL HIM A-DOWN-A 1!11 O HOW TEH WHEL BCOMES IT!1111!!1 OMG LOL IT IS DA FALS3 STEWARD TAHT S2L3 HIS MASTARS DAUGHTAR LA3RT3S !!!1!11! WTF LOL THIS NOTHNGS MORA THAN MATER OPHALIA 1!1!111! OMG LOL THEIR ROSEMARY TAHTS FOR R3MEMBRANCE PRAY LOVE R3MEMBR AND THEYRE IS PANSEIS1!11!11! OMG WTF TAHTS FOR THOUGHTS LAERT3S !!111 OMG A DOCUM3NT IN MADNES THOUGHTS AND REM3MBRANC3 FIT3D OPH3LIA !1!!1! WTF THEYRE FENEL FOR U AND COLUMBIENS THEIR RU3 FOR U AND H3RAS SOME FOR M3 WE MAY CAL IT HERB-GRAEC O SUNDAYS O U MUST WEAR UR RU3 WITH A DIF3RANCA!!1111 WTF THEYRE A DASEY I WUD GIEV U SOME VIOL3TS BUT TH3Y THEYRE AL WHAN MAH FATH3R DEID THEY SAY H3 MAED A GOD END- SNGS FOR BONY SWET ROBIN IS AL MAH JOY LAART3S 1111! THOUGHT AND AFLICTION PASION HEL ITSELF SH3 TURNS 2 FAVOUR AND 2 PRATIENS OPHELIA 1!!1! WTF LOL [SNGS] AND WIL H3 NOT COME AGANE ?!!??!?!! OMG AND WIL HE NOT COME AGANE ??!!! WTF NO NO HE IS DEAD GO 2 THY DEATH-BD HE NEV3R WIL COME AGANE 1111!!! WTF HIS BARD WAS AS WHIET AS SNOW AL FLAEXN WAS HIS POL H3 IS GONA HE IS GONA AND WE CAST AWAY MOAN GOD HA M3RCY ON HIS SU !!111!1! WTF AND OF AL CHRISTIAN SUS I PRAY GOD1!!1!1 WTF GOD B WI YE 1!11! OMG LOL 3XIT LA3RTES DO U SE THIS O GOD KNG?!!?! OMG CLAUDIUS LA3RTES I MUST COMUNE WIT UR GREIF OR U DANY MA RIGHT1111 OMG WTF LOL GO BUT APART MAEK CHOIEC OF WHOM UR WIESST FREINDS U WIL 11!!1!1 AND THEY SHAL HEAR AND JUDGE TWIXT U AND MA IF BY DIERCT OR BY COL8RAL HAND THEY FIND US 2UCHD WE WIL OUR KNGDOM GIEV OUR CROWN OUR LIEF AND AL TAHT WE CAN OURS 2 U IN SATISFACTION BUT IF NOT B U CONTENT 2 LAND UR PATEINCE 2 US AND WE SHAL JOINTLY LABOUR WIT UR SU 2 GIEV IT DUE CONTENT LAERTES !!111 LET THIS B SO HIS MEANS OF D3ATH HIS OBSCURE FUNARAL- NO TROPHY SWORD NOR HATCHMANT O3R HIS BON3S NO NOBLE RIET NOR FORMAL OSTENTATION- CRY 2 B HEARD AS TWAR3 FROM H3AEVN 2 3ARTH TAHT I MUST CALT IN QUESTION KNG1!!1!! OMG WTF CLAUDIUS SO U SHAL AND WHERE TEH OFENC3 IS LET TEH GREAT AEX FAL 11!!!!11 WTF LOL I PRAY U GO WIT ME !!1!11! WTF 3XEUNT SC3NA VI1!!! WTF ANOTHAR ROM IN DA CASTLE 11!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL ENTER HORATIO AND A S3RVANT HORATIO WUT R TH3Y TAHT WUD SP3AK WIT ME SERVANT ???!!??!! WTF SALEORS SIR THAY SAY TH3Y HAEV LET3RS FOR U1!11 OMG LAT THEM COMA IN !1!! WTF 3XIT SERVANT I DO NOT KNOW FROM WUT PART OF TEH WORLD I SHUD B GRETED IF NOT FROM LORD HMLAT !111! 3NTER SALEORS FIRST SALEOR GOD BLAS U SIR HORATIO !1!1 LET HIM BLAS THE 2 FIRST!!1!1!!! LOL SALEOR HE SHAL SIR ANT PLZ HIM11!1 WTF LOL THEIR A LATAR FOR U SIR IT COMES FROM DA MBASADOR TAHT WAS BOUND FOR ENGLAND IF UR NM3 B HORATIO AS I M LET 2 KNOW IT IS HORATIO 11!!!11! OMG WTF [RAADS] HORATIO WHEN THOU SHALT HAEV OVARLOKED THIS GIEV TH3SE FELOWS SOMA MAANS 2 TEH KNG THEY HAEV LETERS FOR HIM!!1!!1!1 3RE WA WERE TWO DAYS OLD AT SAA A PIRAET OF V3RY WARLIEK APOINTM3NT GAEV US CHAES1!1!!!! LOL FINDNG OURSELV3S 2 SLOW OF SALE W3 PUT ON A COMPELAD VALOUR AND IN TEH GRAPLE I BOARDED THEM ON DA INSTANT TH3Y GOT CL3AR OF OUR SHIP SO I ALONA BCMA THERE PRISON3R111!1! OMG THEY HAEV DAALT WITH ME LIEK THEIVAS OF M3RCY BUT THAY NU WT DID IM 2 DO A GOD TURN FOR THEM1111 LOL LAT TEH KNG HAEV DA LETERS I HAEV SENT AND REPARE THOU 2 M3 WIT AS MUCH SPED AS THOU WUDST FLY DEATH!1!1! OMG I HAEV WORDS 2 SPEAK IN THIEN AAR WIL MAEK THE DUMB Y3T R THAY MUCH 2 LIGHT FOR TEH BOR3 OF TEH MATER!1!1!! WTF LOL TH3SE GOD FELOWS WIL BRNG THE WH3R3 I M!111!!! WTF ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDANST3RN HOLD THEYRE COURSE FOR 3NGLAND OF TH3M I HAEV MUCH 2 TEL THE!111 LOL FAERW3L !!1!1! LOL HE TAHT THOU KNOWEST THIEN HMLET !1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL COME I WIL MAEK U WAY FOR THESE UR L3TERS AND DOT DA SPEDEIR TAHT U MAY DIERCT ME 2 HIM FROM WHOM U BROUGHT THAM 1!1! OMG WTF LOL EXEUNT SCENA VI11111 OMG ANOTH3R ROM IN DA CASTLA !1111 3NTAR KNG CLAUDIUS AND LAERTES KNG CLAUDIUS NOW MUST UR CONSCEINC3 MAH ACQUANETANC3 SEAL AND U MUST PUT M3 IN UR HAART FOR FREIND SITH U HAEV H3ARD AND WIT A KNOWNG 3AR TAHT H3 WHICH HATH UR NOBL3 FATH3R SLANE PURSUED MAH LIEF LA3RT3S !1!11 IT WAL APAARS BUT TEL MA Y U PROCEDAD NOT AGANEST THES3 FEATS SO CRIEMFUL AND SO CAPITAL IN NATUR3 AS BY UR SAEFTY WISDOM AL THNGS ELSA U MANELY WERE STIRD UP KNG1!1!!1! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS O FOR TWO SPECIAL RAASONS WHICH MAY 2 U P3RHAPS SEM MUCH UNSIENWD BUT YET 2 M3 THEY R STRONG1!1!!!!1 OMG WTF TEH QUEN HIS MOTHER LIEVS ALMOST BY HIS LOKS AND FOR MYSELF- MAH VIRTU3 OR MAH PLAGUE B IT 3ITHER WHICH- SH3S SO CONJUNCTIEV 2 MAH LIEF AND SU TAHT AS TEH STAR MOV3S NOT BUT IN HIS SPHAR3 I CUD NOT BUT BY H3R!1111 OMG WTF DA OTH3R MOTIEV Y 2 A PUBLIC COUNT I MIGHT NOT GO IS DA GRAAT LOVE DA GENARAL GANDER BAR HIM WHO DIPNG AL HIS FAULTS IN THERE AFACTION WUD LIEK TEH SPRNG TAHT TURNATH WOD 2 S2NA CONVERT HIS GYVAS 2 GRAECS SO TAHT MAH AROWS 2 SLIGHTLY TIMBRD FOR SO LOUD A WIND WUD HAEV REVERTED 2 MAH BOW AGANE AND NOT WHAR3 I HAD AMED TH3M LA3RTAS 111!! OMG AND SO HAEV I A NOBL3 FATHER LOST A SISTER DRIEVN IN2 D3SP3RAET T3RMS WHOSE WORTH IF PRASEAS MAY GO BAK AGANE S2D CHAL3NG3R ON MOUNT OF AL DA AEG FOR HAR P3RFECTIONS BUT MAH REVENG3 WIL COM3 KNG1!1!11!1 OMG CLAUDIUS BREAK NOT UR SLEPS FOR TAHT U MUST NOT THINK TAHT WE R MAED OF STUF SO FLAT AND DUL TAHT WE CAN LAT OUR BARD B SHOK WIT DANGER AND THINK IT PASTIEM1!1!! OMG U SHORTLY SHAL H3AR MOR3 I LOV3D UR FATHAR AND WE LOV3 OURS3LF AND TAHT I HOP3 WIL TEACH U 2 IMAGIEN- 3NTAR A MAS3NG3R HOW NOW!111! WUT N3WS MESANGAR ???!!?!! L3TERS MAH LORD FROM HMLET THIS 2 UR MAEJSTY THIS 2 TEH QUEN KNG11!1!1! OMG CLAUDIUS FROM HML3T!!1!1!!! WTF LOL WHO BROUGHT TH3M MASANGER ??!??!? OMG WTF LOL SALEORS MAH LORD TH3Y SAY I SAW THEM NOT TH3Y WER3 GIEVN ME BY CLAUDIO HE REC3IEVD THEM OF HIM TAHT BROUGHT THAM KNG!1111!1! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS LA3RTAS U SHAL HAAR TH3M!!!1!11 OMG WTF LEAEV US 1111!1!1 OMG 3XIT MESANGER READS HIGH AND MIGHTY U SHAL KNOW IM S3T NAEKD ON UR KNGDOM1!!! OMG WTF 2-MOROW SHAL I BG LEAEV 2 SE UR KNGLY EY3S WHEN I SHAL FIRST ASKNG UR PARDON THEIR R3COUNT TEH OCASION OF MAH SUD3N AND MORE STRANGE RETURN1!1!!1 WTF HMLET 11!!! WTF WUT SHUD THIS M3AN??!!! OMG WTF R AL DA REST COME BAK ?!!?!??? WTF OR IS IT SOMA ABUSE AND NO SUCH THNG LA3RTES ???!??!!! WTF KNOW U TEH HAND KNG?!!??? OMG WTF LOL CLAUDIUS TIS HML3TS CHARACT3R!!!!!!!! LOL NAEKD 111!11 AND IN A POSTSCRIPT HERE H3 SAYS ALONE 1!!!!! WTF CAN U ADVIES ME LA3RTES ?!?!! IMM LOST IN IT MAH LORD!!!1!!1 BUT L3T HIM COME IT WARMS TEH VARY SIKN3S IN MAH HEART TAHT I SHAL LIEV AND TEL HIM 2 HIS TETH THUS DIEDST THOU KNG!111! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS IF IT B SO LA3RTAS- AS HOW SHUD IT B SO?????!? OMG LOL HOW OTH3RWIES- ?!!!!??!! WIL U B RULAD BY ME LAERTES ?!!!!? AY MAH LORD SO U WIL NOT OARULE M3 2 A PEAEC KNG!1111 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS 2 THIEN OWN PEAEC1!!!! OMG WTF LOL IF HE B NOW RETURND AS CH3KNG AT HIS VOYAEG AND TAHT HA MAANS NO MORE 2 UNDERTAEK IT I WIL WORK HIM 2 AN 3XPLOIT NOW RIEP IN MAH DAVIEC UNDAR TEH WHICH HE SHAL NOT CHOSE BUT FAL AND FOR HIS DEATH NO WIND OF BLM3 SHAL BRAATHE BUT 3V3N HIS MOTHAR SHAL UNCHARGE TEH PRACTIES AND CAL IT ACIEDNT LAART3S !1!!! MAH LORD I WIL B RULAD TEH RATHER IF U CUD DEVIES IT SO TAHT I MIGHT B DA ORGAN KNG1!!!1!! OMG WTF CLAUDIUS IT FALS RIGHT 11!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL U HAEV BAN TOKD OF SINC3 UR TRAEVL MUCH AND TAHT IN HMLETS HAARNG FOR A QUALITY WH3REIN TH3Y SAY U SHIEN UR SUM OF PARTS DID NOT 2GATHAR PLUK SUCH 3NVY FROM HIM AS DID TAHT ONE AND TAHT IN MAH R3GARD OF TEH UNWORTHEIST SEIGE LAERTES !1!!1 OMG LOL WUT PART IS TAHT MAH LORD KNG??!!?!!?? LOL CLAUDIUS A VERY RIBAND IN TEH CAP OF U YAT NEDFUL 2 FOR U NO L3S BCOMES TEH LIGHT AND CAERLAS LIEVRY TAHT IT W3ARS THAN SATLAD AEG HIS SABLAS AND HIS WEDS IMPORTNG HEALTH AND GRAEVNES1!!11! LOL TWO MONTHS SINC3 HERE WAS A G3NTLEMAN OF NORMANDY- IVE SEN MYSELF AND SERVAD AGANEST TEH FRANCH AND TH3Y CAN WAL ON HORSEBAK BUT THIS GALANT HAD WITCHCRAFT INT HE GREW UN2 HIS SEAT AND 2 SUCH WONDROUS DONG BROUGHT HIS HORS3 AS HA HAD BEN INCORPSED AND DAMI-NATUR3D WIT DA BRAEV BAST SO FAR H3 2PD MAH THOUGHT TAHT I IN FORGARY OF SHAEPS AND TRIKS COM3 SHORT OF WUT HE DID LAERTES !!1!!1! WTF A NORMAN WAST KNG??!?! OMG CLAUDIUS A NORMAN LAERTES 1!1! OMG UPON MAH LIEF LMOND KNG!!111!1 OMG WTF CLAUDIUS TEH VARY SM3 LAERT3S 111! WTF I KNOW HIM WAL HE IS TEH BROCH INDED AND GEM OF AL TEH NATION KNG11!1! WTF CLAUDIUS HA MAED CONFESION OF U AND GAEV U SUCH A MASTERLY REPORT FOR ART AND 3XARCIES IN UR DEFANCE AND FOR UR RAPEIR MOST ESPECIALY TAHT H3 CREID OUT TWUD B A SIGHT INDED IF ONA CUD MATCH U TEH SCRIEMRS OF THERE NATION HE SWORE HAD HAD N3ITHER MOTION GUARD NOR AY3 IF U OPOS3D THAM1111 OMG LOL SIR THIS RAPORT OF HIS DID HML3T SO ENV3NOM WIT HIS ANVY TAHT H3 CUD NOTHNG DO BUT WISH AND BG UR SUDEN COMNG O3R 2 PLAY WIT HIM !111!11! OMG WTF NOW OUT OF THIS- LAERTAS WUT OUT OF THIS MAH LORD KNG?!!?!?? CLAUDIUS LA3RT3S WAS UR FATHAR DAAR 2 U?!!?!!?!? LOL OR R U LIEK DA PANETNG OF A SOROW A FAEC WITHOUT A HEART LAART3S ???!??? WTF Y ASK U THIS KNG?!!?!!?? OMG LOL CLAUDIUS NOT TAHT I THINK U DID NOT LOV3 UR FATHER BUT TAHT I KNOW LOV3 IS BGUN BY TIEM AND TAHT I SE IN PASAEGS OF PROF TIEM QUALIFEIS TEH SPARK AND FIER OF IT !1!!! OMG THEYRE LIEVS WITHIN TEH VARY FLM3 OF LOV3 A KIND OF WIK OR SNUF TAHT WIL ABAET IT AND NOTHNG IS AT A LIEK GODN3S STIL FOR GODNES GROWNG 2 A PLURISY DEIS IN HIS OWN 2 MUCH TAHT WA WUD DO WE SHUD DO WHAN WE WUD FOR THIS WUD CHANGES AND HATH ABAETMENTS AND DALAYS AS MANY AS THEIR R 2NGUES R HANDS R ACIEDNTS AND TH3N THIS SHUD IS LIEK A SPENDTHRIFT SIGH TAHT HURTS BY EASNG!11!!!! LOL BUT 2 DA QUIK O TEH ULCER- HMLAT COMES BAK WUT WUD U UNDERTAEK 2 SHOW UR UR FATHERS SON IN DED MOR3 THAN IN WORDS LAERT3S ?!??!? OMG 2 CUT HIS THROAT I TEH CHURCH KNG1111! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS NO PLAEC INDED SHUD MURDAR SANCTUARIEZ RAVENG3 SHUD HAEV NO BOUNDS111!1 OMG WTF BUT GOD LA3RTES WIL U DO THIS KEP CLOSA WITHIN UR CHMBR !1!1 OMG WTF HMLET R3TURND SHAL KNOW U R COMA HOMA WEL PUT ON THOS3 SHAL PRASE3 UR 3XCALENCE AND S3T A DOUBL3 VARNISH ON TEH FMA TEH FR3NCHMAN GAEV U BRNG U IN FIEN 2GATHER AND WAEGR ON UR H3ADS HA BNG RAMIS MOST GENEROUS AND FRE FROM AL CONTRIVNG WIL NOT PERUSE DA FOILS SO TAHT WIT AAES OR WIT A LITLE SHUFLNG U MAY CHOSE A SWORD UNBAETD AND IN A PAS OF PRACTIES RAQUIET HIM FOR UR FATHER LA3RT3S !!!111! I WIL DOT AND FOR TAHT PURPOS3 IL ANOINT MAH SWORD !11!11!! WTF I BOUGHT AN UNCTION OF A MOUNTEBANK SO MORTAL TAHT BUT DIP A KNIEF IN IT WHERE IT DRAWS BLOD NO CATAPLASM SO RAER COLECT3D FROM AL SIMPL3S TAHT HAEV VIRTU3 UNDER DA MON CAN SAEV DA THNG FROM D3ATH TAHT IS BUT SCRATCHD WITHAL IL 2UCH MAH POINT WIT THIS CONTAGION TAHT IF I GAL HIM SLIGHTLY IT MAY B DEATH KNG!11! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS L3TS FURTHER THINK OF THIS WEIGH WUT CONVENEINCE BOTH OF TIEM AND MEANS MAY FIT US 2 OUR SHAEP IF THIS SHUD FALE AND TAHT OUR DRIFT LOK THROUGH OUR BAD PARFORMANCA TWER3 BTAR NOT ASAYD THEYRE THIS PROJ3CT SHUD HAEV A BAK OR S3COND TAHT MIGHT HOLD IF THIS SHUD BLAST IN PROF1!1!!1 WTF LOL SOFT1!!!1! OMG LAT MA SE W3L MAEK A SOLAMN WAEGR ON UR CUNNGS I HAT 111!11!! WTF WH3N IN UR MOTION U R HOT AND DRY- AS MAEK UR BOUTS MOR3 VIOLENT 2 TAHT 3ND- AND TAHT H3 CALS FOR DRINK IL HAEV PREPAERD HIM A CHALIEC FOR TEH NONCA WH3REON BUT SIPNG IF HA BY CHANCE ESCAEP UR VENOMD STUK OUR PURPOS3 MAY HOLD THEIR!!!!!! OMG WTF ANTER QUEN GERTRUDE HOW NOW SWET QUEN QUEN11!1!1 WTF LOL GERTRUD3 ONE WOE DOTH TR3AD UPON ANOTHERS HEL SO FAST TH3Y FOLOW UR SISTERS DROWND LAERTES LAARTES !!1! OMG WTF LOL DROWND11!!!!! O WHER3 QUEN????? GERTRUD3 THEYRE IS A WILOW GROWS ASLANT A BROK TAHT SHOWS HIS HOAR LEAEVS IN TEH GLASY STREM THEIR WIT FANTASTIC GARLANDS DID SH3 COM3 OF CROW-FLOWERS NATLES DASEEIS AND LONG PURPL3S TAHT LIEBRAL SHEPHARDS GIEV A GROSAR NM3 BUT OUR COLD MADES DO D3AD MANS FNG3RS CAL THEM THEIR ON TEH P3ND3NT BOUGHS HER CORONET WEDS CLMBRNG 2 HANG AN ENVIOUS SLIEVR BROKE WHEN DOWN H3R WEDY TROPHEIS AND HERSELF F3L IN DA WEPNG BROK1!!1 WTF H3R CLOTHES SPREAD WIED AND M3RMADE-LIEK AWHIEL THAY BOR3 HER UP WHICH TIEM SH3 CHANTED SNATCHES OF OLD TUNES AS ON3 INCAPABLE OF HER OWN DISTR3S OR LIEK A CREATURE NATIEV AND INDUED UN2 TAHT AL3MENT BUT LONG IT CUD NOT B TIL TAHT HER GARMENTS H3AVY WIT THERE DRINK PULD DA POR WRETCH FROM HAR MELODIOUS LAY 2 MUDY DAATH LA3RTAS !1111!!! OMG WTF LOL ALAS THAN SH3 IS DROWND QUEN?!?!! OMG WTF G3RTRUD3 DROWND DROWND LAARTAS !11!!1 OMG WTF LOL 2 MUCH OF W8R HAST THOU POR OPHALIA AND THEIR I FORBID MAH TEARS BUT Y3T IT IS OUR TRIK NATURE H3R CUS2M HOLDS L3T SHME SAY WUT IT WIL WHEN THESE R GONA TEH WOMAN WIL B OUT1!!! OMG WTF ADEIU MAH LORD I HAEV A SPECH OF FIER TAHT FANE WUD BLAEZ BUT TAHT THIS FOLY DOUTS IT 1111111 OMG AXIT KNG CLAUDIUS L3TS FOLOW GARTRUDA HOW MUCH I HAD 2 DO 2 CALM HIS RAEG !1!!1 WTF LOL NOW FEAR I THIS WIL GIEV IT START AGANE THEYRE LETS FOLOW !!1!!!!1 OMG WTF 3XAUNT ACT V SCANA I1!11!!!! A CHURCHYARD !111 OMG WTF ANTER TWO CLOWNS WIT SPAEDS & C FIRST CLOWN IS SHE 2 B BUREID IN CHRISTIAN BURIAL TAHT WILFULY SEKS HER OWN SALVATION S3COND?!?!? OMG CLOWN I T3L THE SH3 IS AND THEIR MAEK HER GRAEV STRAGEHT TEH CROWNAR HATH SAT ON H3R AND FINDS IT CHRISTIAN BURIAL FIRST!!1!1!!! WTF CLOWN HOW CAN TAHT B UNLAS SH3 DROWN3D HARS3LF IN HER OWN DEFENCE SECOND?!!??? OMG CLOWN Y TIS FOUND SO FIRST!!!1 CLOWN IT MUST B S3 OF3ND3NDO IT CANOT B ELSE!!!!!1 OMG WTF FOR HERE LEIS TEH POINT IF I DROWN MYSALF WITNGLY IT ARGUAS AN ACT AND AN ACT HATH THRE BRANCHES IT IS 2 ACT 2 DO 2 P3RFORM ARGAL SHE DROWNED HARSELF WITNGLY SACOND!!1!! WTF CLOWN NAY BUT HEAR U GODMAN DELVER- FIRST CLOWN GIEV ME LEAEV11!1!!!! H3RE LEIS DA W8R GOD H3RE STANDS TEH MAN GOD IF DA MAN GO 2 THIS W8R AND DROWN HIMS3LF IT IS WIL H3 NIL HE HE GO3S-MARK U TAHT BUT IF DA W8R COME 2 HIM AND DROWN HIM HA DROWNS NOT HIMSELF ARGAL HE TAHT IS NOT GUILTY OF HIS OWN D3ATH SHORT3NS NOT HIS OWN LIEF S3COND!!!11 OMG LOL CLOWN BUT IS THIS LAW FIRST??????? WTF LOL CLOWN AY MARY IST CROWNARS QUEST LAW SECOND!11!!!1 WTF LOL CLOWN WIL U HA DA TRUTH ONT?!?!?? WTF IF THIS HAD NOT BAN A GENTLAWOMAN SHE SHUD HAEV BEN BUREID OUT O CHRISTIAN BURIAL FIRST!11!11 OMG CLOWN Y THEIR THOU SAYST AND TEH MOR3 PITY TAHT GRAAT FOLK SHUD HAEV COUNTENANCE IN THIS WORLD 2 DROWN OR HANG THEMS3LVES MORE THAN THEYRE 3V3N CHRISTIAN!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL COM3 MAH SPAED!11!! WTF THEIR IS NO ANCEINT G3NTL3MAN BUT GARDAN3RS DITCHERS AND GRAEV-MAEKRS THEY HOLD UP ADMS PROFASION S3COND1!111!1 OMG CLOWN WAS HA A G3NTL3MAN FIRST???!?? OMG WTF CLOWN HE WAS TEH FIRST TAHT AVER BOR3 ARMS S3COND11!1!1 CLOWN Y HA HAD NONA FIRST1!1!!1!1 OMG CLOWN WUT ART A HEATHEN?!??!?? OMG HOW DOST THOU UND3RSTAND THA SCRIPTUR3?!!??! OMG WTF DA SCRIPTUR3 SAYS ADM DIGAD CUD H3 DIG WITHOUT ARMS?!????! OMG LOL IL PUT ANOTHER QUESTION 2 THE IF THOU ANSWEREST MA NOT 2 TH3 PURPOSA CONFES THYSELF- S3COND CLOWN GO 2 FIRST!!!1!11 OMG LOL CLOWN WUT IS HA TAHT BUILDS STRONG3R THAN EITH3R THA MASON TEH SHIPWRIGHT OR TEH CARP3NT3R SECOND?!!!?!?!? OMG WTF CLOWN TEH GALOWS-MAEKR FOR TAHT FRMA OUTLIEVS A THOUSAND T3NANTS FIRST!!1!!!11 WTF LOL CLOWN I LIEK THY WIT WAL IN GOD FATEH TEH GALOWS DOES W3L BUT HOW DOAS IT WEL?!!!!?! OMG WTF IT DO3S WAL 2 THOSE TAHT DO IN NOW THOU DOST IL 2 SAY TH3 GALOWS IS BUILT STRONGER THAN DA CHURCH ARGAL TEH GALOWS MAY DO W3L 2 THE!1!! OMG WTF 2T AGANE COME S3COND!!1111 OMG WTF CLOWN WHO BUILDS STRONGER THAN A MASON A SHIPWRIGHT OR A CARPENT3R FIRST?!!!?!?! OMG WTF LOL CLOWN AY TEL ME TAHT AND UNYOKE SECOND11!!! OMG CLOWN MARY NOW I CAN TAL FIRST!1!1 OMG WTF CLOWN 2T S3COND1111!1!! CLOWN MAS I CANOT TEL 11!1!1 LOL 3NTAR HMLAT AND HORATIO AT A DISTANCA FIRST CLOWN CUDGEL THY BRANES NO MORA ABOUT IT FOR UR DUL AS WIL NOT MEND HIS PAEC WIT BATNG AND WHAN U R ASKED THIS QU3STION NEXT SAY A GRAEV-MAEKR TEH HOUSAS TAHT HA MAEKS LAST TIL DOMSDAY1!1111 OMG LOL GO GET THE 2 YAUGHAN FETCH ME A S2UP OF LIQUOR !111!! OMG WTF 3XIT SACOND CLOWN HA DIGS AND SNGS IN U WH3N I DID LOV3 DID LOVE METHOUGHT IT WAS VERY SWET 2 CONTRACT O DA TIEM FOR AH MAH BHOVE O MATHOUGHT THEYRE WAS NOTHNG MET HML3T !!111!1 WTF HAS THIS FELOW NO FELNG OF HIS BUSIENS TAHT HA SNGS AT GRAEV-MAKNG HORATIO ??!?!? OMG CUS2M HATH MAED IT IN HIM A PROPERTY OF 3ASIENS HML3T !!11! OMG WTF TIS 33N SO DA HAND OF LITL3 EMPLOYMANT HATH TEH DANETEIR SANSE FIRST!111! OMG WTF CLOWN [SNGS] BUT AEG WIT HIS STEALNG ST3PS HATH CLAWD ME IN HIS CLUTCH AND HATH SHIP3D MA INTIL TEH LAND AS IF I HAD N3VAR BEN SUCH 11!!!11! THROWS UP A SKUL HMLET TAHT SKUL HAD A 2NGUE IN IT AND CUD SNG ONCE HOW TEH KNAEV JOWLS IT 2 TEH GROUND AS IF IT W3RE CANES JAW-BONE TAHT DID TEH FIRST MURDAR1111!! WTF LOL IT MIGHT B DA PAET OF A POLITICIAN WHICH THIS AS NOW O3R-R3ACH3S ON3 TAHT WUD CIRCUMVENT GOD MIGHT IT NOT HORATIO ??!!! IT MIGHT MAH LORD HMLAT !11!1!1! OMG WTF OR OF A COURTEIR WHICH CUD SAY GOD MOROW SWET LORD!!1!!! WTF HOW DOST THOU GOD LORD??!?? OMG WTF LOL THIS MIGHT B MAH LORD SUCH-A-ONE TAHT PRASEED MAH LORD SUCH-A-ONES HORSE WHAN HE M3ANT 2 BG IT MIGHT IT NOT HORATIO ?!?!! WTF LOL AY MAH LORD HMLET 1!!1 OMG WTF Y E3N SO AND NOW MAH LADY WORMS CHAPLES AND KNOKED ABOUT TEH MAZARD WIT A SEX2NS SPAED H3RES FIEN R3VOLUTION AN W3 HAD TEH TRIK 2 SET1!11!! OMG LOL DID TH3S3 BONES COST NO MORE TEH BREDNG BUT 2 PLAY AT LOGATS WIT EM???!? WTF LOL MIEN ACHA 2 THINK ONT FIRST1!11 WTF LOL CLOWN [SNGS] A PIK-AEX AND A SPAED A SPAED FOR AND A SHROUDNG SHET O A PIT OF CLAY FOR 2 B MAED FOR SUCH A GUEST IS MET !1!! WTF LOL THROWS UP ANOTHAR SKUL HML3T THEIR ANOTH3R Y MAY NOT TAHT B TEH SKUL OF A LAWY3R??!?? WTF WHARE B HIS QUIDITEIS NOW HIS QUIL3TS HIS CAESS HIS T3NURES AND HIS TRIKS??!?!?!!! LOL Y DOAS HA SUF3R THIS RUDE KNAEV NOW 2 KNOK HIM ABOUT THE SCONCE WIT A DIRTY SHOV3L AND WIL NOT TEL HIM OF HIS ACTION OF BATARY?!!!!???! OMG WTF HUM11111! OMG WTF THIS FELOW MIGHT B INS TIEM A GREAT BUY3R OF LAND WIT HIS STATUT3S HIS RECOGNIZANCAS HIS FIENS HIS DOUBLA VOUCHERS HIS RECOV3REIS IS THIS TEH FIEN OF HIS FIENS AND TEH R3COVERY OF HIS R3COVEREIS 2 HAEV HIS FIEN PAET FUL OF FIEN DIRT??!?! WTF LOL WIL HIS VOUCH3RS VOUCH HIM NO MOR3 OF HIS PURCHAESS AND DOUBL3 ONES 2 THAN DA LENGTH AND BREADTH OF A PARE OF IND3NTURES??????? THA V3RY CONVEYANCAS OF HIS LANDS WIL HARDLY LEI IN THIS BOX AND MUST DA INH3RI2R HIMSELF HAEV NO MOR3 HA HORATIO ??!?!???! OMG WTF LOL NOT A JOT MOR3 MAH LORD HML3T 11111 WTF IS NOT PARCHM3NT MAED OF SHEPSKINS HORATIO ????????! OMG WTF AY MAH LORD AND OF CALF-SKINS 2 HMLAT !1!!!111 LOL THEY R SHEP AND CALVES WHICH SEK OUT ASURANCE IN TAHT1!!11 WTF I WIL SPEAK 2 THIS FELOW!!!111 WHOSA GRAEVS THIS SIRAH FIRST?!!!??!! OMG WTF CLOWN MIEN SIR 11111111 WTF SNGS O A PIT OF CLAY FOR 2 B MAED FOR SUCH A GUEST IS MET HML3T 1!11! LOL I THINK IT B THIEN INDED FOR THOU LEIST INT FIRST!1111! OMG WTF LOL CLOWN U LEI OUT ONT SIR AND THEIR IT IS NOT UR FOR MAH PART I DO NOT LEI INT AND YET IT IS MIEN HML3T !1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THOU DOST LEI INT 2 B INT AND SAY IT IS THIEN TIS FOR TEH D3AD NOT FOR DA QUIK THEYRE THOU LEIST FIRST1!!1 WTF LOL CLOWN TIS A QUIK LEI SIR TWIL AWAY GANE FROM M3 2 U!!11! WTF WUT MAN DOST THOU DIG IT FOR FIRST??!!!???! OMG LOL CLOWN FOR NO MAN SIR HML3T 11!111 OMG WTF WUT WOMAN THAN FIRST?!?!!?!?! OMG LOL CLOWN FOR NON3 N3ITHER HMLET !1!11!11 OMG WTF LOL WHO IS 2 B BUREID INT FIRST??!?! LOL CLOWN ONE TAHT WAS A WOMAN SIR BUT RAST HER SU SH3S DAAD HMLAT 11!!!!!! LOL HOW ABSOLUTA DA KNAEV IS!!111!1! LOL W3 MUST SP3AK BY THE CARD OR 3QUIVOCATION WIL UNDO US1!!11!! WTF LOL BY DA LORD HORATIO THASE THRE YEARS I HAEV TAEKN A NOT3 OF IT DA AEG IS GROWN SO PIK3D TAHT DA 2E OF THE P3ASANT COMES SO N3AR DA HEL OF DA COURTEIR HE GAFS HIS KIEB!!!! OMG LOL HOW LONG HAST THOU BEN A GRAEV-MAEKR FIRST??!!!? CLOWN OF AL DA DAYS I DA Y3AR I CM3 2T TAHT DAY TAHT OUR LAST KNG HML3T OV3RCME FORTINBRAS HMLAT 11!1 OMG WTF LOL HOW LONG IS TAHT SINCE FIRST?!??!?!! CLOWN CANOT U TEL TAHT???!?? OMG WTF LOL AV3RY FOL CAN T3L TAHT IT WAS TEH V3RY DAY TAHT U HML3T WAS BORN H3 TAHT IS MAD AND SANT IN2 ENGLAND HMLAT !!!!1!11 OMG AY MARY Y WAS H3 S3NT IN2 3NGLAND FIRST???!! OMG LOL CLOWN Y B/C H3 WAS MAD H3 SHAL RACOVER HIS WITS THEYRE OR IF HA DO NOT ITS NO GR3AT MAT3R THEYRE11111 Y??!!!! CLOWN TWIL A NOT B SEN IN HIM THEIR THEYRE TEH MEN R AS MAD AS HE HMLET !!11!11 LOL HOW CME HA MAD FIRST????!! OMG CLOWN VERY STRANGALY THAY SAY HML3T !!!!!!1 WTF LOL HOW STRANG3LY FIRST?!??!?!? OMG LOL CLOWN FATEH A3N WIT LOSNG HIS WITS HMLET 1!1!1 WTF LOL UPON WUT GROUND FIRST?!!??!?!! OMG WTF CLOWN Y H3R3 IN DENMARK I HAEV BAN S3X2N HERE MAN AND BOY THIRTY YAARS HMLET !11!111 LOL HOW LONG WIL A MAN LEI I TEH AARTH 3RE HE ROT FIRST??!!?!?! OMG CLOWN I FATEH IF H3 B NOT ROTEN BFORA HA DEI-AS WE HAEV MANY POKY CORSES NOW-A-DAYS TAHT WIL SCARCA HOLD DA LAYNG IN-H3 WIL LAST U SOM3 EIGHT YAAR OR NIEN YAAR A TAN3R WIL LAST U NIEN YEAR HMLAT 1!!1!! OMG Y HE MOR3 THAN ANOTHAR FIRST??!!??? OMG WTF CLOWN Y SIR HIS HIED IS SO TANED WIT HIS TRAED TAHT H3 WIL KEP OUT W8R A GR3AT WHIEL AND UR W8R IS A SORA DACAEYR OF UR WHORASON D3AD BODY !!!11!1! OMG H3RES A SKUL NOW THIS SKUL HAS LANE IN TEH 3ARTH THRE AND TW3NTY Y3ARS HML3T !!!111 OMG WTF WHOSA WAS IT FIRST?!?????! OMG CLOWN A WHORASON MAD FELOWS IT WAS WHOS3 DO U THINK IT WAS HMLAT ?!!!?! WTF LOL NAY I KNOW NOT FIRST11!11 OMG CLOWN A PESTIELNC3 ON HIM FOR A MAD ROGUE1!111 WTF LOL A POURAD A FLAGON OF RH3NISH ON MAH HEAD ONCE11!!!1 OMG LOL THIS SMA SKUL SIR WAS YORIKS SKUL TEH KNGS J3ST3R HML3T 1!1!!! WTF THIS FIRST?!!??? CLOWN EAN TAHT HMLET !11! OMG WTF LOL L3T M3 SE 111!11 OMG TAEKS DA SKUL ALAS POR YORIK1!!1!1 OMG WTF I NU HIM HORATIO A F3LOW OF INFINIET J3ST OF MOST AXCELENT FANCY HE HATH BORN3 ME ON HIS BAK A THOUSAND TIEMS AND NOW HOW ABHORED IN MAH IMAGINATION IT IS!!1!!1 LOL MAH GORGA RIMS AT IT1!!!!1 LOL HAR3 HUNG THOSE LIPS TAHT I HAEV KISED I KNOW NOT HOW OFT1!1!1!!! LOL WHERA B UR GIEBS NOW??!!?!?? OMG WTF LOL UR GMBOLS??!!?? UR SONGS?!?!? OMG WTF LOL UR FLASH3S OF MARIEMNT TAHT WER3 WONT 2 SAT TEH TABLE ON A ROAR???!?!!? OMG WTF LOL NOT ON3 NOW 2 MOK UR OWN GRINNG???!!??? OMG QUIET CHAP-FALEN ?!!?????? OMG NOW GAT U 2 MAH LADYS CHMBR AND TEL H3R LET HAR PANET AN INCH THIK 2 THIS FAVOUR SHA MUST COMA MAEK H3R LAUGH AT TAHT!!1! WTF LOL PRITHE HORATIO T3L ME ON3 THNG HORATIO !1!1!1! WTF WUT TAHT MAH LORD HMLET ????? LOL DOST THOU THINK AELXANDER LOK3D O THIS FASHION I TEH 3ARTH HORATIO ?!???! WTF LOL E3N SO HML3T !!1!!! AND SMELT SO??!!!! WTF LOL PAH 111!111! LOL PUTS DOWN DA SKUL HORATIO 33N SO MAH LORD HMLET !!!1!11! OMG LOL 2 WUT BAES USAS W3 MAY RETURN HORATIO!1!!11 OMG LOL Y MAY NOT IMAGINATION TRAEC DA NOBLE DUST OF AELXANDER TIL HA FIND IT S2PNG A BUNG-HOLA HORATIO ??!!? OMG WTF TWERE 2 CONSIEDR 2 CURIOUSLY 2 CONSIEDR SO HMLET 1111 OMG LOL NO FATEH NOT A JOT BUT 2 FOLOW HIM THITHER WITH MODASTY ENOUGH AND LIEKLIHOD 2 LEAD IT AS THUS AELXANDER DEID AELXAND3R WAS BUREID AELXANDER RETURNETH IN2 DUST TEH DUST IS EARTH OF EARTH WA MAEK LOM AND Y OF TAHT LOM WH3RA2 HE WAS CONV3RTED MIGHT THEY NOT S2P A BER-BAREL ???!?!? OMG WTF LOL IMP3RIOUS CAESAR D3AD AND TURND 2 CLAY MIGHT S2P A HOL3 2 KEP DA WIND AWAY O TAHT TAHT EARTH WHICH KEPT DA WORLD IN AEW SHUD PATCH A WAL 2 3XPEL DA WINT3R FLAW 1!!1!1 OMG LOL BUT SOFT11!!!11 OMG LOL BUT SOFT1!!!1!!! WTF ASIED HARA COMAS DA KNG 111!!! OMG LOL 3NTER PREIST & C11!!1!! WTF IN PROCESION TEH CORPS3 OF OPHELIA LAART3S AND MOURNERS FOLOWNG KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN GARTRUDE THERE TRANES & C TEH QUEN TEH COURTEIRS WHO IS THIS THAY FOLOW ?!!????!? OMG LOL AND WIT SUCH MAMEED RIETS?!??!!! THIS DOTH B2K3N TEH CORSE TH3Y FOLOW DID WIT DESPARAET HAND FORDO ITS OWN LIEF TWAS OF SOM3 3STAET 11!1 COUCH WE AWHIEL AND MARK 1!111! OMG LOL RETIRNG WIT HORATIO LAERTES WUT CAREMONY 3LS3 HMLET ?!?!!? OMG WTF TAHT IS LAERTAS A VERY NOBLE U MARK LAERTES 1!111! OMG WUT CEREMONY ALSE FIRST?!??! OMG WTF LOL PREIST H3R OBSEQUEIS HAEV BEN AS FAR ANLARGAD AS WE HAEV WARANTIES HER DAATH WAS DOUBTFUL AND BUT TAHT GR3AT COMAND OERSWAYS DA ORD3R SHE SHUD IN GROUND UNSANCTIFEID HAEV LODG3D TIL TEH LAST TRUMP3T FOR CHARITABLE PRAEYRS SHARDS FLINTS AND PEBLAS SHUD B THROWN ON HER YET HER3 SHE IS ALOWD HER VIRGIN CRANTS HAR MADEEN STRAWM3NTS AND DA BRNGNG HOM3 OF BL AND BURIAL LAARTAS 1!!11 OMG LOL MUST THEYRE NO MORA B DONA FIRST?!!?!! OMG WTF PREIST NO MORA B DONA WA SHUD PROFAEN TEH S3RVIEC OF DA D3AD 2 SNG A RAQUEIM AND SUCH RAST 2 HER AS 2 PEAEC-PARTED SUS LA3RTES 1!11!11! OMG WTF LAY HAR I TEH EARTH AND FROM HER FARE AND UNPOLUTED FLESH MAY VIOLATS SPRNG11!!! OMG WTF LOL I T3L THE CHURLISH PREIST A MINISTERNG ANGEL SHAL MAH SIST3R B WHEN THOU LEIST HOWLNG HMLET !!!!1 OMG WTF LOL WUT TEH FARE OPHALIA QUEN1!1!!1 OMG WTF G3RTRUDE SWETS 2 DA SWET FAERWEL !!1! OMG WTF LOL SCATARNG FLOW3RS I HOPAD THOU SHUDST HAEV B3N MAH HMLATS WIEF I THOUGHT THY BRIED-BD 2 HAEV DEKD SWET MADE AND NOT HAEV STR3WD THY GRAEV LAERTES !1!11! OMG WTF LOL O TREBLE WOE FAL T3N TIEMS TR3BLE ON TAHT CURSED HEAD WHOSE WIK3D DED THY MOST NGANIOUS SENS3 D3PRIEVD THE OF111!1!!! OMG WTF LOL HOLD OF TEH EARTH AWHIEL TIL I HAEV CAUGHT HER ONCA MOR3 IN MIEN ARMS LEAPS IN2 TEH GRAEV NOW PIEL UR DUST UPON TEH QUIK AND DEAD TIL OF THIS FLAT A MOUNTANE U HAEV MAED 2 OER2P OLD PELION OR DA SKYISH HEAD OF BLU3 OLYMPUS HML3T 1111 LOL [ADVANCNG] WUT IS HE WHOSE GREIF BARS SUCH AN AMPHASIS???!!?! WTF WHOSE PHRAES OF SOROW CONJUR3S DA WANDERNG STARS AND MAEKS THAM STAND LIEK WONDAR-WOUNDED HEAERRS?!!!?!!! THIS IS I HML3T TEH DAEN 1!!1!! WTF LAAPS IN2 TEH GRAEV LA3RT3S TEH D3VIL TAEK THY SU 1111 OMG GRAPLNG WIT HIM HMLET THOU PRAYST NOT WEL 1!1111 I PRITHE TAEK THY FNG3RS FROM MAH THROAT FOR THOUGH IM NOT SPLENITIEV AND RASH YET HAEV I SOMETHNG IN M3 DANGEROUS WHICH L3T THY WIESNES FEAR HOLD OF THY HAND KNG!!!111 WTF LOL CLAUDIUS PLUK TH3M ASUNDER QUEN1!11!1 G3RTRUDE HMLAT HMLET AL 1!!111!1 WTF G3NTL3M3N- HORATIO GOD MAH LORD B QUEIT 1!11! WTF TEH AT3NDANTS PART THAM AND THEY COMA OUT OF TEH GRAEV HML3T Y I WIL FIGHT WIT HIM UPON THIS THAME UNTIL MAH 3Y3LIDS WIL NO LONGAR WAG QUEN!111!1! OMG LOL G3RTRUDA O MAH SON WT??!?! LOL I LOVAD OPH3LIA FORTY THOUSAND BROTH3RS CUD NOT WIT AL THEYRE QUANTITY OF LOVE MAEK UP MAH SUM!!1! WTF LOL WUT WILT THOU DO FOR HER KNG????!?! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS O HA IS MAD LA3RT3S QUEN!1!1! OMG WTF G3RTRUDA FOR LOV3 OF GOD FORBAR HIM HMLET !1!1 OMG WTF LOL SWOUNDS SHOW M3 WUT THOULT DO WOT WEP????!???? OMG LOL WOT FIGHT?!???!?! WTF WOT FAST?!?!! WOT TEAR THYS3LF ??!??? LOL WOT DRINK UP EIESL?!!?!!? OMG LOL EAT A CROCODIEL ?!??!? LOL IL DOT!1!!!! OMG DOST THOU COME H3RE 2 WHIEN ???!???! LOL 2 OUTFAEC ME WIT LEAPNG IN HAR GRAEV ?????!!!? WTF B BUREID QUIK WIT H3R AND SO WIL I AND IF THOU PRAET OF MOUNTANES LAT THAM THROW MILIONS OF ACR3S ON US TIL OUR GROUND SNGANG HIS PAET AGANEST TEH BURNNG ZONE MAEK OSA LIEK A WART!!!1 OMG WTF LOL NAY AN THOULT MOUTH IL RANT AS WEL AS THOU QUEN11!! LOL GARTRUDA THIS IS M3RE MADNAS AND THUS AWHIEL DA FIT WIL WORK ON HIM ANON AS PATEINT AS TEH FAMAEL DOV3 WH3N TAHT HAR GOLDEN COUPLATS R DISCLOS3D HIS SIELNCE WIL SIT DROPNG HMLET !!11!! OMG LOL H3AR U SIR WUT IS TEH RAASON TAHT U USE ME THUS ??!??!!!? LOL I LOVED U EVAR BUT IT IS NO MATER LET HERCULES HIMS3LF DO WUT HE MAY TEH CAT WIL M3W AND DOG WIL HAEV HIS DAY !!!!!!! LOL AXIT KNG CLAUDIUS I PRAY U GOD HORATIO WATE UPON HIM 1!!!! LOL EXIT HORATIO 2 LAERT3S STR3NGTHEN UR PATEINCE IN OUR LAST NIGHTS SPECH W3L PUT DA MATER 2 TEH PRES3NT PUSH !1!1!! OMG GOD G3RTRUDE S3T SOM3 WATCH OVER UR SON 111!!11 OMG WTF LOL THIS GRAEV SHAL HAEV A LIVNG MONUMENT AN HOUR OF QUEIT SHORTLY SHAL WA SE TIL THEN IN PATEINCE OUR PROCEDNG B !111111 AX3UNT SC3NE I!11! OMG A HAL IN DA CASTLE !1!1 WTF LOL ANTER HMLET AND HORATIO HMLET SO MUCH FOR THIS SIR NOW SHAL U SE TEH OTHAR U DO REMAMBR AL DA CIRCUMSTANCA HORATIO ?!!???!? OMG WTF LOL REMAMBR IT MAH LORD HMLAT ?!!!??! OMG LOL SIR IN MAH HEART THEYRE WAS A KIND OF FIGHTNG TAHT WUD NOT L3T M3 SLEP MATHOUGHT I LAY WORSE THAN DA MUTIENS IN TEH BILBO3S1!1!1!!1 WTF RASHLY AND PRASEED B RASHN3S FOR IT L3T US KNOW OUR INDISCRETION SOM3TIEMS S3RVES US W3L WHEN OUR DEP PLOTS DO PAL AND TAHT SHUD TEACH US THEYRE A DIVINITY TAHT SHAEPS OUR ANDS ROUGH-HEW THAM HOW WA WIL- HORATIO TAHT IS MOST C3RTANE HMLET !111 WTF UP FROM MAH CABIN MAH SAA-GOWN SCARFD ABOUT M3 IN DA DARK GROPAD I 2 FIND OUT THAM HAD MAH DESIER 1!!!11 OMG LOL FNG3RD THERE PAK3T AND IN FIEN WITHDRAW 2 MIEN OWN ROM AGANE MAKNG SO BOLD MAH F3ARS FORGETNG MANERS 2 UNSEAL THERE GRAND COMISION WHARA I FOUND HORATIO- O ROYAL KNAEVRY-AN1!!! WTF LOL 3XACT COMAND LARDAD WIT MANY SAVERAL SORTS OF REASONS IMPORTNG DENMARKS HAALTH AND ENGLANDS 2 WITH HO!!!1!!!1 OMG SUCH BUGS AND GOBLINS IN MAH LIEF TAHT ON TEH SUPERVIES NO LAISURE BAETD NO NOT 2 STAY DA GRINDNG OF DA AEX MAH HEAD SHUD B STRUK OF HORATIO !11!111 OMG IST POSIBLE HMLET ??!??!? HARES TEH COMISION READ IT AT MORE L3ISURE !!111!1! OMG WTF BUT WILT THOU H3AR ME HOW I DID PROCED HORATIO ??!?? OMG WTF I BSECH U1!!! OMG LOL BNG THUS B-NETED ROUND WIT VILANEIS- ERA I CUD MAEK A PROLOGUE 2 MAH BRANES TH3Y HAD BGUN TEH PLAY-I SAT MA DOWN D3VIESD A NU COMISION WROTE IT FARE I ONCE DID HOLD IT AS OUR STATISTS DO A BAESNAS 2 WRIET FARE AND LABOURD MUCH HOW 2 FORGAT TAHT L3ARNNG BUT SIR NOW IT DID MA Y3OMANS S3RVIEC WILT THOU KNOW TEH EFECT OF WUT I WROT3 HORATIO ??!??!?? OMG LOL AY GOD MAH LORD HML3T !!1! LOL AN AARNEST CONJURATION FROM TEH KNG AS ANGLAND WAS HIS FATEHFUL TRIBUTARY AS LOV3 BTWEN TH3M LIEK TEH PALM MIGHT FLOURISH AS PAAEC SHUD STIF H3R WHEAETN GARLAND W3AR AND STAND A COMA TWEN THERE MITEIS AND MANY SUCH-LIEK AS3S OF GREAT CHARG3 TAHT ON DA VEIW AND KNOWNG OF THESA CONT3NTS WITHOUT D3BAETM3NT FURTH3R MORA OR LAS H3 SHUD DA BAERRS PUT 2 SUDEN DAATH NOT SHRIVNG-TIEM ALOWD HORATIO 111!1 HOW WAS THIS SEALD HML3T ??!???!! LOL Y EVEN IN TAHT WAS HAAEVN ORDINANT !!111!! LOL I HAD MAH FATH3RS SIGN3T IN MAH PURSA WHICH WAS DA MODEL OF TAHT DANISH SAAL FOLDED DA WRIT UP IN FORM OF DA OTH3R SUBSCRIEBD IT GAEVT DA IMPRASION PLAECD IT SAEFLY DA CHANGELNG NEVER KNOWN!1!11! LOL NOW TEH NEXT DAY WAS OUR S3A-FIGHT AND WUT 2 THIS WAS SAQUANT THOU KNOWST ALR3ADY HORATIO !11!1! WTF LOL SO GUILD3NST3RN AND ROSANCRANTZ GO 2T HMLET !!!1 OMG WTF LOL Y MAN THEY DID MAEK LOV3 2 THIS 3MPLOYM3NT THAY R NOT NAAR MAH CONSCEINCE THERE D3FEAT DOES BY THEYRE OWN INSINUATION GROW TIS DANGEROUS WHEN TEH BAESR NATUR3 COMAS BTWEN DA PAS AND FEL INCANS3D POINTS OF MIGHTY OPOSIETS HORATIO !11! LOL Y WUT A KNG IS THIS HMLET 1!!!1!! OMG WTF DOES IT NOT THINKST THE STAND M3 NOW UPON- HE TAHT HATH KILD MAH KNG AND WHOR3D MAH MOTHAR POPD IN BTWEN DA ELECTION AND MAH HOP3S THROWN OUT HIS ANGL3 FOR MAH PROP3R LIEF AND WIT SUCH COZENAEG-IST NOT PARFECT CONSCEINCA 2 QUIT HIM WIT THIS ARM?!!!!?! LOL AND IST NOT 2 B DMND 2 LET THIS CANK3R OF OUR NATUR3 COME IN FURTH3R AVIL HORATIO ????? OMG WTF IT MUST B SHORTLY KNOWN 2 HIM FROM ENGLAND WUT IS TEH ISU3 OF TEH BUSIENS THEYRE1!11!! OMG WTF IT WIL B SHORT DA INTERIM IS MIEN AND A MANS LIEFS NO MORE THAN 2 SAY ONE !111! OMG WTF BUT IM VERY SORY GOD HORATIO TAHT 2 LA3RT3S I FORGOT MYS3LF FOR BY TEH IMAEG OF MAH CAUSA I SE DA PORTRATEUR3 OF HIS IL COURT HIS FAVOURS 1!1!1 BUT SURE DA BRAEVRY OF HIS GREIF DID PUT ME IN2 A 2WARNG PASION HORATIO 11!1!! OMG WTF LOL PEAEC!!11!1!! OMG WHO COMES HARE ?!???? OMG LOL ENTER OSRIC OSRIC UR LORDSHIP IS RIGHT W3LCOME BAK 2 DANMARK HML3T !!1!1! OMG WTF LOL I HUMBLY THANK U SIR!!!11!! LOL DOST KNOW THIS W8R-FLY HORATIO ?!!?!??? OMG LOL NO MAH GOD LORD HMLET 1!!11111 OMG LOL THY STAET IS TEH MORE GRACIOUS FOR TIS A VIEC 2 KNOW HIM1!111 WTF H3 HATH MUCH LAND AND FERTIEL LET A BAST B LORD OF BASTS AND HIS CRIB SHAL STAND AT TEH KNGS MAS TIS A CHOUGH BUT AS I SAY SPACIOUS IN TEH POSESION OF DIRT OSRIC 1!!!!! OMG WTF SWET LORD IF UR LORDSHIP W3RA AT LAISURA I SHUD IMPART A THNG 2 U FROM HIS MAEJSTY HML3T !!11 WTF LOL I WIL R3C3IEV IT SIR WIT AL DILIEGNC3 OF SPIRIT1!!1!!!1 OMG WTF PUT UR BON3T 2 HIS RIGHT US3 TIS FOR DA HEAD OSRIC 1!!11 OMG LOL I THANK UR LORDSHIP IT IS VERY HOT HMLAT !!11 OMG WTF NO BLEIVA MA TIS VERY COLD DA WIND IS NORTH3RLY OSRIC !!!!1 OMG LOL IT IS INDIFERENT COLD MAH LORD INDED HMLET !1!!1 LOL BUT YAT M3THINKS IT IS V3RY SULTRY AND HOT FOR MY COMPLAXION OSRIC 1!!1!1 OMG WTF EXCEDNGLY MAH LORD IT IS VARY SULTRY-AS TWERE-I CANOT T3L HOW!1!!!!! OMG LOL BUT MAH LORD HIS MAEJSTY BAED ME SIGNIFY 2 U TAHT HE HAS LADE A GR3AT WAEGR ON UR HEAD SIR THIS IS TEH MAT3R- HMLAT I BSECH U RAM3MBR- HMLET MOVAS HIM 2 PUT ON HIS HAT OSRIC NAY GOD MAH LORD FOR MIEN EAES IN GOD FATEH 111!!1! OMG SIR H3RA IS NEWLY COME 2 COURT LAERT3S BLEIVE M3 AN ABSOLUT3 GENTLEMAN FUL OF MOST 3XCALENT DIFARENCES OF VERY SOFT SOCEITY AND GREAT SHOWNG INDED 2 SPEAK FELNGLY OF HIM HA IS TEH CARD OR CAELNDAR OF GENTRY FOR U SHAL FIND IN HIM TH3 CONTIENNT OF WUT PART A GANTLAMAN WUD SE HMLET 111!!111 OMG WTF LOL SIR HIS D3FIENM3NT SUF3RS NO PERDITION IN U THOUGH I KNOW 2 DIVIED HIM INVEN2RIALY WUD DIZY TEH ARITHMETIC OF MAMORY AND Y3T BUT YAW N3ITH3R IN R3SP3CT OF HIS QUIK SALE11!!1 BUT IN THE V3RITY OF EX2LMENT I TAEK HIM 2 B A SU OF GREAT ARTICL3 AND HIS INFUSION OF SUCH DEARTH AND RAERNES AS 2 MAEK TRUE DICTION OF HIM HIS SEMBLABL3 IS HIS MIROR AND WHO 3LSE WUD TRAEC HIM HIS UMBRAEG NOTHNG MORA OSRIC 1!1!!! OMG WTF UR LORDSHIP SPEAKS MOST INFALIBLY OF HIM HMLAT !!1! OMG DA CONCERNANCY SIR??????!!! LOL Y DO WA WRAP TEH G3NTL3MAN IN OUR MORE RAEWR BREATH OSRIC ?!!?!!!?? SIR HORATIO ???!!!??! WTF IST NOT POSIBLE 2 UNDARSTAND IN ANOTHER 2NGU3 ??!!! OMG U WIL DOT SIR RILLY!1!! LOL WUT IMPORTS DA NOMINATION OF THIS GANTLEMAN OSRIC ?!!!!?! OMG WTF LOL OF LAERT3S HORATIO ??!??!!! OMG WTF HIS PURS3 IS EMPTY ALREADY ALS GOLDEN WORDS R SPENT HML3T !1!!11! WTF LOL OF HIM SIR OSRIC 1!!! OMG WTF I KNOW U R NOT IGNORANT- HMLAT I WUD U DID SIR Y3T IN FATEH IF U DID IT WUD NOT MUCH APROVE M3!1!11!!1 WEL SIR OSRIC ?!?!!! OMG WTF U R NOT IGNORANT OF WUT EXCEL3NCE LAERT3S IS- HML3T I R NOT CONFES TAHT LAST I SHUD R WITH HIM IN EXC3LENCE BUT 2 KNOW A MAN W3L WARA 2 KNOW HIMSALF OSRIC 1!1! WTF LOL I M3AN SIR FOR HIS WEAPON BUT IN TEH IMPUTATION LADE ON HIM BY THAM IN HIS MED H3S UNFALOW3D HMLAT !11!1 WTF WUT HIS W3APON OSRIC ?!!??!?! LOL RAPEIR AND DAGER HMLET !11! WTF TAHTS TWO OF HIS WAAPONS BUT WAL OSRIC !!!!1! LOL DA KNG SIR HATH WAEGR3D WIT HIM SIX BARBARY HORSES AGANEST TEH WHICH HA HAS IMPON3D AS I TAEK IT SIX FR3NCH RAPEIRS AND PONIARDS WIT THEYRE ASIGNS AS GIRDLE HANG3RS AND SO THRE OF THE CARIAEGS IN FATEH R VARY DAAR 2 FANCY V3RY RESPONSIEV 2 TEH HILTS MOST DELICAET CARIAEGS AND OF VARY LIEBRAL CONCAIT HMLET !!!! OMG LOL WUT CAL U TEH CARIAEGS HORATIO ?!??!? OMG I NU U MUST B 3DIFEID BY TEH MARGENT ER3 U HAD DON3 OSRIC !111!!1 DA CARIAEGS SIR R TEH HANG3RS HMLET !1111 DA PHRAES WUD B MORE GARMAN 2 TEH MAT3R IF WA CUD CARY CANON BY OUR SIEDS I WUD IT MIGHT B HANGERS TIL THEN!1!1 WTF LOL BUT ON SIX BARBARY HORS3S AGANEST SIX FRENCH SWORDS THEYRE ASIGNS AND THRE LIEBRAL-CONC3IETD CARIAEGS TAHTS DA FR3NCH BT AGANEST DA DANISH1!!1 OMG WTF LOL Y IS THIS IMPON3D AS U CAL IT OSRIC ???!!? OMG WTF DA KNG SIR HATH LADE TAHT IN A DOZEN PASES BTWEN UR AND HIM H3 SHAL NOT EXCED U THRE HITS HE HATH LADE ON TWALV3 FOR NIEN AND IT WUD COMA 2 IMEDIAET TRIAL IF UR LORDSHIP WUD VOUCHSAEF DA ANSWAR HMLAT !!11 OMG LOL HOW IF I ANSWER NO OSRIC ??!?!!!?? OMG LOL I M3AN MAH LORD TEH OPOSITION OF UR PERSON IN TRIAL HMLET 1!!111! OMG SIR I WIL WOK HER3 IN TEH HAL IF IT PLZ HIS MAEJSTY TIS TEH BRAATHNG TIEM OF DAY WIT ME LET TEH FOILS B BROUGHT DA GENTLEMAN WILNG AND TH3 KNG HOLD HIS PURPOSE I WIL WIN FOR HIM AN I CAN IF NOT I WIL GANE NOTHNG BUT MAH SHM3 AND DA OD HITS OSRIC 1!!!111! OMG WTF SHAL I RE-DELIEVR U 33N SO HMLET ?!?!? OMG WTF 2 THIS AFECT SIR AFTER WUT FLOURISH UR NATUR3 WIL OSRIC !111 OMG WTF LOL I COM3ND MAH DUTY 2 UR LORDSHIP HML3T !!!!! WTF UR UR!!!11!1 WTF LOL AXIT OSRIC HA DO3S W3L 2 COMAND IT HIMS3LF THEYRE R NO 2NGUAS ELSE FORS TURN HORATIO !!!!1! OMG WTF LOL THIS LAPWNG RUNS AWAY WIT TEH SHAL ON HIS HAAD HMLAT !!!1 WTF HE DID COMPLY WIT HIS DUG BFOR3 HE SUKAD IT !11! OMG WTF LOL THUS HAS H3-AND MANY MORE OF TEH SM3 BVY TAHT I KNOW DA DRESY AEG DOTES ON-ONLY GOT DA TUN3 OF TEH TIEM AND OUTWARD HABIT OF 3NCOUNT3R A KIND OF Y3STY COLECTION WHICH CAREIS TH3M THROUGH AND THROUGH DA MOST FOND AND WINOW3D OPINIONS AND DO BUT BLOW TH3M 2 THEYRE TRIAL TEH BUBLAS R OUT !!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL ANTER A LORD LORD MAH LORD HIS MAEJSTY COM3NDAD HIM 2 U BY U OSRIC WHO BRNGS BAK 2 HIM TAHT U AT3ND HIM IN TEH HAL H3 S3NDS 2 KNOW IF UR PLEASUR3 HOLD 2 PLAY WIT LAART3S OR TAHT U WIL TAEK LONG3R TIEM HMLET 11!!1 OMG IM CONSTANT 2 MAH PURPOSA THEY FOLOW DA KNGS PL3ASURE IF HIS FITNES SP3AKS MIEN IS RAADY NOW OR WHANSO3VER PROVIEDD I B SO ABLA AS NOW LORD 11!1! OMG TEH KNG AND QUEN AND AL R COMNG DOWN HMLAT 11111 WTF IN HAPY TIEM LORD !!111!1 WTF DA QUEN DESIERS U 2 US3 SOM3 GENTLA 3NTARTANEMENT 2 LAERTES BFORA U FAL 2 PLAY HML3T !1!1 OMG SHE W3L INSTRUCTS ME 111! OMG WTF EXIT LORD HORATIO U WIL LOS3 THIS WAEGR MAH LORD HML3T 1!!11 I DO NOT THINK SO SINC3 H3 W3NT IN2 FRANCE I HAEV BEN IN CONTINUAL PRACTIES I SHAL WIN AT THE ODS11!1 BUT THOU WUDST NOT THINK HOW IL ALS H3RE ABOUT MAH H3ART BUT IT IS NO MAT3R HORATIO 11!1!111 OMG NAY GOD MAH LORD- HMLAT IT IS BUT FOLERY BUT IT IS SUCH A KIND OF GANE-GIVNG AS WUD PERHAPS TROUBL3 A WOMAN HORATIO !11! WTF IF UR MIND DISLIEK ANY THNG OBY IT I WIL FORESTAL THEYRE RAPARE HITHER AND SAY U R NOT FIT HML3T 1!111!!! WTF LOL NOT A WHIT WA DEFY AUGURY THEIR A SPACIAL PROVIEDNCE IN TEH FAL OF A SPAROW!111111! WTF LOL IF IT B NOW TIS NOT 2 COM3 IF IT B NOT 2 COM3 IT WIL B NOW IF IT B NOT NOW YET IT WIL COME THA READIENS IS AL SINCE NO MAN HAS AUGHT OF WUT H3 LEAEVS WUT IST 2 LAAEV BTIEMS ?!!?!! OMG WTF LOL ENTER KNG CLAUDIUS QUEN G3RTRUDA LA3RTES LORDS OSRIC AND AT3NDANTS WIT FOILS & C KNG CLAUDIUS COM3 HML3T COME AND TAEK THIS HAND FROM ME 1!!1! KNG CLAUDIUS PUTS LA3RTAS HAND IN2 HML3TS HMLET GIEV ME UR PARDON SIR IV3 DONA U WRONG BUT PARDONT AS U R A GANTLEMAN !!!11!!! OMG THIS PR3S3NCE KNOWS AND U MUST NEDS HAEV H3ARD HOW IM PUNISHD WIT SORE DISTRACTION!11!!!! OMG WTF WUT I HAEV DON3 TAHT MIGHT UR NATURE HONOUR AND EXC3PTION ROUGHLY AWAEK I HARA PROCLAME WAS MADNES 1!!! OMG WTF LOL WAST HMLET WRONGD LAART3S?!?!!?! LOL N3V3R HML3T IF HML3T FROM HIMS3LF B TAE'N AWAY AND WHAN HES NOT HIMS3LF DO3S WRONG LAERTAS THAN HMLET DO3S IT NOT HML3T DENEIS IT !!!1! WTF LOL WHO DOES IT TH3N?!!!?! HIS MADN3S IFT B SO HML3T IS OF DA FACTION TAHT IS WRONGD HIS MADNAS IS POR HML3TS ANEMY 1!11!1!! WTF SIR IN THIS AUDEINC3 LET MAH DISCLAMENG FROM A PURPOS3D EVIL FRE ME SO FAR IN UR MOST G3N3ROUS THOUGHTS TAHT I HAEV SHOT MIEN AROW OAR DA HOUSE AND HURT MAH BROTHER LAERTES 1!111! OMG WTF LOL IM SATISFEID IN NATUR3 WHOSA MOTIEV IN THIS CAES SHUD STIR M3 MOST 2 MAH R3VENGE BUT IN MAH TERMS OF HONOUR I STAND ALOF AND WIL NO RECONCIELM3NT TIL BY SOM3 ELD3R MAST3RS OF KNOWN HONOUR I HAEV A VOIEC AND PR3CEDENT OF P3AEC 2 KEP MAH NM3 UNGORED!1111!! WTF BUT TIL TAHT TIEM I DO RECAIEV UR OFARD LOV3 LIEK LOVE AND WIL NOT WRONG IT HMLET !11!1 OMG WTF I EMBRAEC IT FRELY AND WIL THIS BROTHERS WAEGR FRANKLY PLAY 1!!1!1 WTF GIEV US TEH FOILS!!!11 OMG COME ON LA3RTAS 11!11 WTF LOL COMA ONA FOR MA HMLAT !!1!11 LOL IL B UR FOIL LAARTES IN MIEN IGNORANCE UR SKIL SHAL LIEK A STAR I DA DARK3ST NIGHT STIK FEIRY OF INDED LAERTES !1!!1 WTF LOL U MOK MA SIR HMLAT !!!1!!!1 NO BY THIS HAND KNG11!!!! LOL CLAUDIUS GIEV THAM DA FOILS U OSRIC!11111 WTF LOL COUSIN HMLET U KNOW DA WAEGR HML3T ?!???!!! WTF VERY WEL MAH LORD UR GRAEC HATH LADE TEH ODS O TEH W3AEKR SIED KNG1111 OMG CLAUDIUS I DO NOT FEAR IT I HAEV SEN U BOTH BUT SINCE H3 IS BTARD WE HAEV THEIR ODS LAERTES 11!! WTF LOL THIS IS 2 H3AVY L3T ME SE ANOTHAR HML3T 1!1!!1!! OMG THIS LIEKS MA WAL111111!! OMG WTF LOL THES3 FOILS HAEV AL A LENGTH ?!!?!? OMG WTF LOL THEY R 2 PLAY OSRIC AY MAH GOD LORD KNG!!!11! OMG WTF LOL CLAUDIUS S3T ME DA S2PS OF WIEN UPON TAHT TABLE 111! WTF LOL IF HML3T GIEV DA FIRST OR S3COND HIT OR QUIT IN ANSWAR OF TEH THIRD 3XCHANGE LET AL DA BATL3MENTS THERE ORDNANCE FIER DA KNG SHAL DRINK 2 HML3TS BTAR BRAATH AND IN DA CUP AN UNION SHAL HE THROW RICH3R THAN TAHT WHICH FOUR SUCASIEV KNGS IN DENMARKS CROWN HAEV WORN1!!!11! LOL GIEV MA DA CUPS AND LAT DA K3TL3 2 TEH TRUMPET SPEAK DA TRUMP3T 2 DA CANONER WITHOUT DA CANONS 2 TEH H3AEVNS DA HEAEVNS 2 3ARTH NOW TEH KNG DUNKS 2 HMLET111! OMG COMA BGIN AND U DA JUDG3S BAR A WARY EYE HML3T !!11!11 WTF COMA ON SIR LA3RTAS !1!1 OMG COMA MAH LORD !1!1 LOL THEY PLAY HML3T ONA LAARTES 11!!1 NO HMLET 11!1!1 OMG LOL JUDGMANT OSRIC 1!!!1 LOL A HIT A VERY PALPABL3 HIT LAARTES 11!11!!1 OMG WTF WEL AGANE KNG1!1111! CLAUDIUS STAY GIEV ME DRINK!1111!! OMG WTF HMLET THIS PAARL IS THIEN HERES 2 THY HEALTH 11!1!!11 OMG TRUMPATS SOUND AND CANON SHOT OF WITHIN GIEV HIM DA CUP HMLET 111!! OMG WTF IL PLAY THIS BOUT FIRST SET IT BY AWHIEL1!11 OMG WTF LOL COM3 11!11!11 OMG WTF LOL TH3Y PLAY ANOTHER HIT WUT SAY U????!! OMG WTF A 2UCH A 2UCH I DO CONF3S KNG!11!11 OMG CLAUDIUS OUR SON SHAL WIN QUEN1111!! OMG LOL GERTRUDE H3S FAT AND SCANT OF BRAATH 1!!1!1 OMG WTF HARE HMLAT TAEK MAH NAPKIN RUB THY BROWS TEH QUEN CAROUS3S 2 THY FORTUNE HMLET HMLET !111 OMG WTF LOL GOD MADM KNG11!!1 OMG CLAUDIUS GERTRUDE DO NOT DRINK QUEN1!!! OMG WTF GARTRUD3 I WIL MAH LORD I PRAY U PARDON M3 KNG!11!1!1 WTF CLAUDIUS [ASIED] IT IS TEH POISOND CUP IT IS 2 LAET HML3T 1!!11!!! OMG WTF I R NOT DRINK YET MADM BY AND BY QUEN!!1111!! OMG G3RTRUDA COMA LAT ME WIEP THY FAEC LA3RT3S !1!1 WTF LOL MAH LORD IL HIT HIM NOW KNG!!!!! OMG WTF CLAUDIUS I DO NOT THINKT LAERT3S 1!11!11 OMG LOL [ASIED] AND Y3T TIS ALMOST GANEST MAH CONSCEINCE HMLET !!1!1 WTF COME FOR DA THIRD LAERT3S U BUT DALY I PRAY U PAS WIT UR BST VIOL3NC3 IM AEFARD U MAEK A WAN2N OF MA LA3RTAS 11!1 LOL SAY U SO?!?!!!! WTF LOL COMA ON 11!1!! OMG WTF LOL THEY PLAY OSRIC NOTHNG N3ITHER WAY LAARTAS 1!!!111 HAEV AT U NOW 1!!111!! WTF LA3RTES WOUNDS HMLET THAN IN SCUFLNG THEY CHANGA RAPEIRS AND HMLET WOUNDS LAERT3S KNG CLAUDIUS PART THEM TH3Y R INCENSED HMLAT 11!!!!!1 OMG LOL NAY COME AGANE 111!1 LOL QUEN G3RTRUDE FALS OSRIC LOK 2 TEH QUEN THEIR HO HORATIO !!!11!1! WTF THEY BLED ON BOTH SIEDS11!1!! WTF LOL HOW IS IT MAH LORD OSRIC ?!?!!? WTF HOW IST LAERTAS LAARTAS ??!?! WTF Y AS A WODCOK 2 MIEN OWN SPRNGE OSRIC IM JUSTLY KILD WIT MIEN OWN TR3ACH3RY HML3T 11!! OMG WTF LOL HOW DOAS TEH QUEN KNG????! WTF LOL CLAUDIUS SHE SWOUNDS 2 SE TH3M BLED QUEN1!1!!1! OMG WTF G3RTRUDE NO NO DA DRINK DA DRINK-O MAH DEAR HML3T- TEH DRINK TEH DRINK111! OMG WTF LOL IM POISOND 11!!11! WTF LOL DEIS HMLET O VILANY!111 WTF HO111!!!! WTF LET DA DOR B LOKD TR3ACHARY!11! WTF SEK IT OUT LAERTES 11!111!1 LOL IT IS HERE HML3T HMLET THOU ART SLANE NO M3DICIEN IN DA WORLD CAN DO THE GOD IN THE THEIR IS NOT HALF AN HOUR OF LIEF DA TRAACH3ROUS INSTRUM3NT IS IN THY HAND UNBAETD AND ENV3NOMD TEH FU PRACTIES HATH TURND ITSELF ON M3 LO HAR3 I LEI N3V3R 2 RIES AGANE THY MOTHERS POISOND I CAN NO MORE DA KNG DA KNGS 2 BLM3 HMLET !!!1 DA POINT-ANV3NOMD!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL 2 111!1 WTF LOL THAN VENOM 2 THY WORK !!1!!!1 STABS KNG CLAUDIUS AL TR3ASON1!!11! WTF TREASON KNG!!1!!11! OMG LOL CLAUDIUS O Y3T DEFAND M3 FREINDS IM BUT HURT HML3T !1!1111 LOL H3R3 THOU INCESTUOUS MURDEROUS DMNED DAEN DRINK OF THIS POTION!11!!!! OMG LOL IS THY UNION H3R3 ???!? OMG WTF LOL FOLOW MAH MOTH3R !111!1! LOL KNG CLAUDIUS DEIS LA3RTES HA IS JUSTLY SERVAD IT IS A POISON TEMPERD BY HIMSELF !1!11 OMG WTF AXCHANGA FORGIEVN3S WIT M3 NOBLA HML3T MIEN AND MAH FATHERS DEATH COMA NOT UPON THE NOR THIEN ON ME !!1! WTF LOL DEIS HMLAT HAAEVN MAEK THE FRE OF IT!!1!111! OMG I FOLOW THE !!1!!! WTF LOL IM DEAD HORATIO!!111! OMG WRETCHED QUEN ADEIU 1!!!!1!! OMG LOL U TAHT LOK PAEL AND TRAMBLE AT THIS CHANCA TAHT R BUT MUTAS OR AUDEINCE 2 THIS ACT HAD I BUT TIEM-AS THIS FEL SARG3ANT DEATH IS STRICT IN HIS AR3ST-O I CUD TAL U BUT LAT IT B!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL HORATIO IM DEAD THOU LIEVST R3PORT ME AND MAH CAUS3 ARIGHT 2 DA UNSATISFEID HORATIO !1111 NEVER BLEIVA IT IM MORE AN ANTIQUA ROMAN THAN A DAEN HERAS YAT SOME LIQUOR LEFT HML3T 1!!!11 OMG LOL AS THOURT A MAN GIEV ME DA CUP LET GO BY H3AEVN IL HAEVT 1111 OMG WTF O GOD HORATIO WUT A WOUNDAD NME THNGS STANDNG THUS UNKNOWN SHAL LIEV BHIND M3 !111! OMG IF THOU DIDST 3V3R HOLD MA IN THY HAART ABS3NT THE FROM F3LICITY AWHIEL AND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PANE 2 T3L MAH S2RY 11!11 WTF MARCH AFAR OF AND SHOT WITHIN WUT WARLIEK NOIES IS THIS OSRIC ?!!?!!!! OMG WTF LOL U FORTINBRAS WIT CONQUEST COME FROM POLAND 2 TEH MBASADORS OF ENGLAND GIEVS THIS WARLIEK VOL3Y HMLAT !11!!1 WTF LOL O I DEI HORATIO TEH POTENT POISON QUIET O3R-CROWS MAH SPIRIT I CANOT LIEV 2 HEAR TEH NEWS FROM ENGLAND BUT I DO PROPHESY DA ALECTION LIGHTS ON FORTINBRAS HE HAS MAH DYNG VOIEC SO TEL HIM WIT DA OCURANTS MOR3 AND LES WHICH HAEV SOLICIETD1!!1! OMG DA R3ST IS SIELNCE !1!111!1 OMG DEIS HORATIO NOW CRAKS A NOBL3 HEART!!1111 OMG LOL GOD NIGHT SWET PRINCA AND FLIGHTS OF ANGALS SNG THE 2 THY R3ST 1!11!1 WTF LOL Y DO3S DA DRUM COM3 HITH3R ?!!!?? OMG LOL MARCH WITHIN ANTAR FORTINBRAS TEH ENGLISH MBASADORS AND OTH3RS PRINC3 FORTINBRAS WHAR3 IS THIS SIGHT HORATIO ?!?!??!?! OMG LOL WUT IS IT YA WUD SE ?!???!!!? OMG LOL IF AUGHT OF WOA OR WOND3R CAAES UR S3ARCH PRINC311!!!!1! OMG FORTINBRAS THIS QUARY CREIS ON HAVOC!1111!! OMG WTF O PROUD DAATH WUT FEAST IS 2WARD IN THIEN ETARNAL CEL TAHT THOU SO MANY PRINC3S AT A SHOT SO BLODILY HAST STRUK FIRST?!?!?!! WTF MBASADOR DA SIGHT IS DISMAL AND OUR AFARES FROM ENGLAND COM3 2 LAET DA AARS R SANS3LES TAHT SHUD GIEV US HEARNG 2 TAL HIM HIS COMANDM3NT IS FULFILD TAHT ROS3NCRANTZ AND GUILDANSTERN R D3AD WHERE SHUD WA HAEV OUR THX?!!!??!?! OMG WTF LOL NOT FROM HIS MOUTH HAD IT TEH ABILITY OF LIEF 2 THANK U HE N3VAR GAEV COMANDM3NT FOR THEYRE DEATH !!!11!! WTF LOL BUT SINC3 SO JUMP UPON THIS BLODY QU3STION U FROM DA POLAK WARS AND U FROM 3NGLAND R H3R3 ARIEVD GIEV ORD3R TAHT TH3SE BODEIS HIGH ON A STAEG B PLAECD 2 DA VEIW AND LAT ME SPEAK 2 TEH YET UNKNOWNG WORLD HOW TH3SA THNGS CMA ABOUT SO SHAL U H3AR OF CARNAL BLODY AND UNATURAL ACTS OF ACIEDNTAL JUDGMENTS CASUAL SLAUGHTERS OF DEATHS PUT ON BY CUNNG AND FORC3D CAUSE AND IN THIS UPSHOT PURPOSES MIS2K FALN ON TEH INVAN2RS READS AL THIS CAN I TRULY DELIEVR PRINCE1!1111!1 OMG LOL FORTINBRAS L3T US HAST3 2 HAAR IT AND CAL TEH NOBLEST 2 DA AUDEINCA !!!!!1!1 LOL FOR ME WIT SOROW I 3MBRAEC MAH FORTUN3 I HAEV SOM3 RIGHTS OF M3MORY IN THIS KNGDOM WHICH NOW 2 CLAME MAH VANTAEG DOTH INVIET MA HORATIO 1!!! OMG WTF LOL OF TAHT I SHAL HAEV ALSO CAUS3 2 SPEAK AND FROM HIS MOUTH WHOSA VOIEC WIL DRAW ON MORA BUT LET THIS SME B PRES3NTLY PERFORMD EVEN WHIEL MENS MINDS R WILD LAST MOR3 MISCHANC3 ON PLOTS AND ARORS HAPEN PRINC3!11! WTF LOL FORTINBRAS L3T FOUR CAPTANES BAR HMLAT LIEK A SOLDEIR 2 TEH STAEG FOR HA WAS LIEKLY HAD HA B3N PUT ON 2 HAEV PROV3D MOST ROYALY AND FOR HIS PASAEG DA SOLDEIRS MUSIC AND DA RIETS OF WAR SP3AK LOUDLY FOR HIM 1!!1! OMG LOL TAEK UP DA BODEIS SUCH A SIGHT AS THIS BCOMES DA FEILD BUT H3R3 SHOWS MUCH MIS !!1!111! WTF LOL GO BID DA SOLDEIRS SHOT 11!!!1!! OMG A DAAD MARCH!1111!11 OMG WTF LOL EX3UNT BARNG OF TEH DEAD BODEIS AFT3R WHICH A PAAL OF ORDNANCE IS SHOT OF |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 255/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| 188,753 bytes in the selection. That spells SUCCESS! Especially when it's a shitty text version of what there's already a shitty flash movie of! |
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Jack-Al Blah Blah Blah Level: 28  Posts: 106/284 EXP: 116984 For next: 14354 Since: 03-15-04 From: Montréal, Québec, Canada Since last post: 10 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| No one's going to go through reading all of that anyway. And as simple text like that it isn't even funny, it just gets repetitive and annoying to read. | |||
Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 1212/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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I see that you had some fun with a AOL translator. I have seen that one.  But anyway, I maybe should show one of my teachers this thread... hehe  But none writes like that, expect for when they are joking. I still have to see somone write !!1111!!11 when being serious. (edited by Kitten Yiffer on 04-22-04 02:43 PM) |
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Keitaro Iron Knuckle ウラシマ ケイタロウ Level: 54 Posts: 266/1342 EXP: 1201569 For next: 32301 Since: 03-15-04 From: Hinata, Japan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| I might email my English teacher this (in a text file, maybe that's what you shoulda done ) just to get his reaction....should be...interesting |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 987/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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 You put an entire play into one post?*Mighty Kefka slaps Figment. I'm not going to spend hours trying to decipher what that actually says. Go away. |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 679/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Interesting concept, but pretty much went nowhere. Sorry man. At least I will have something intersing to say in English class tomorrow morning... |
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.  Level: 114  Posts: 551/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I'm with kefka on this one. POINTLESS. | |||
KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 459/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| BRILLIANT use of the cheezy AOLer translator.... bet it took you about 5 minutes to do that? |
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Valcion YOU WA SHOCK Level: 50  Posts: 165/1139 EXP: 939607 For next: 7710 Since: 03-15-04 From: internets. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| It takes longer to fucking scroll down than it did to do that, I'm sure. Why am i wasting my time trashing retarded threads like this? |
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