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paradox

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Posted on 04-16-04 04:23 AM Link | Quote
how about a control to control your pet leemer
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Posted on 04-16-04 04:35 AM Link | Quote
I'd invent something that would destroy RO everywhere.
That's right Kwan.
That's right.
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Posted on 04-16-04 05:56 AM Link | Quote
A type of living "second skin" which could bond with one's body, and could take any shape according to the user's will a la "Spawn".

Hey. You dream, I dream...
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Posted on 04-16-04 09:40 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by neotransotaku
+ solar powered flash light



Ingenius! A product like that would run at optimum capacity under any circumstance!

Except, of course, the circumstance that might actually warrant you to need it.
Valcion
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Posted on 04-16-04 10:46 AM Link | Quote
1. a Cap that looks like a normal baseball cap but it really allows me to FIRE PSYCHIC MINDBLASTS AT PEOPLE LOL.

2. I'd like to invent a device that converts human stupidity into energy. I'd like to have a car powered by stupidity. I'd save SOOO much money on gas.

3. Self-mowing lawn.


(edited by Valcion on 04-16-04 01:49 AM)
Lord Rahl

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Posted on 04-16-04 11:02 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Valcion
[...]

2. I'd like to invent a device that converts human stupidity into energy. I'd like to have a car powered by stupidity. I'd save SOOO much money on gas.

[...]


That invention would explode due to having too much power.

As for my choices, I would have to say a Tactical Nuclear Hand Grenade (patent pending), or as Ulty said, bring back trebuchets.
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Posted on 04-16-04 11:16 AM Link | Quote
Cymoro: A device that will allow me to stab other people in the face over the internet.

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Posted on 04-16-04 06:02 PM Link | Quote
I am hoping that no-one else has posted this invention here... i haven;t had time to read the whole thread

I reckon their should be an invention that will eliminate all living and dead bugs
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Posted on 04-16-04 06:34 PM Link | Quote
Oh yes, I love that bash quote.

=D-/-<
=D-I-<
=D-\-<

Then I would be rich by inventing an anti-stab device, and then make my scratch-people-over-the-internet device.
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Posted on 04-16-04 06:37 PM Link | Quote
Hmm...i
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Posted on 04-16-04 07:32 PM Link | Quote
Oh, oh, I've got it - a Cerebro-ish helmet that'd let me bend any programming language of my choosing to my will - loot bank accounts, make kickass games, get a good mark in comp. science...
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Posted on 04-16-04 07:57 PM Link | Quote
make a pair of special glasses that would turn the world into a 4d ray traced environment so everyone would know what it is like to be there.
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Posted on 04-16-04 08:32 PM Link | Quote
A few things I'm working on getting patents for...
-A bike for fish
-Sailboat fuel
-Square basketball
-Lead airplane
-Avalanche prevention goggles
-$32.76 bill
[edit] Oh yeah, and an indestructable bomb.

I'm having some trouble designing prototypes though...

Originally posted by Valcion
2. I'd like to invent a device that converts human stupidity into energy. I'd like to have a car powered by stupidity. I'd save SOOO much money on gas.

That could easily be interpreted as you calling yourself stupid.


(edited by HyperHacker on 04-17-04 05:42 PM)
Kwan
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Posted on 04-16-04 11:08 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by YARR4MOD
I'd invent something that would destroy RO everywhere.
That's right Kwan.
That's right.


I'd invent something that would make you suck in all Yahoo! games then =D
Ed

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Posted on 04-17-04 05:24 PM Link | Quote
Inventions I'm working on "in the lab" (Code for my room )

-Inflatable Dartboard
-Underwater Hairdryer!
-Electric Sponge!
-Waterproof Teabags!

And many more, kept under wraps. Like mucus-proof napkins. And robotic midwives.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 04-18-04 11:29 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by JaCory
Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by JaCory
Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by JaCory
A life-like robotic sex slave Beat That


Two. Both female.

Nah I was thinkin 4, one for every major race.


But then that's just more robots that'll want to talk after sex.

Nah after sex I turn em offThere only robots you know.
Am I the only one who was expecting a reply like, "Haha, you're so crappy in bed that you can turn off sex bots!"?
Ed

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Posted on 04-20-04 10:40 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Squash Monster
Originally posted by JaCory
Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by JaCory
Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by JaCory
A life-like robotic sex slave Beat That


Two. Both female.

Nah I was thinkin 4, one for every major race.


But then that's just more robots that'll want to talk after sex.

Nah after sex I turn em offThere only robots you know.
Am I the only one who was expecting a reply like, "Haha, you're so crappy in bed that you can turn off sex bots!"?


That brings up a 'Yo Mama' joke: Your mama's like a T.V.: A 3 year old could turn her on. Har de har har .

I'm also gonna try inventing a submarine with airholes. It's not a new invention, it's just updated.
Cymoro
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Posted on 04-20-04 11:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Squash Monster
Originally posted by JaCory
Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by JaCory
Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by JaCory
A life-like robotic sex slave Beat That


Two. Both female.

Nah I was thinkin 4, one for every major race.


But then that's just more robots that'll want to talk after sex.

Nah after sex I turn em offThere only robots you know.
Am I the only one who was expecting a reply like, "Haha, you're so crappy in bed that you can turn off sex bots!"?

You're so crappy in bed, they turn themselves off.
FallenWarrior32

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Posted on 04-24-04 05:32 AM Link | Quote
A robot hitman that plays FOX on a TV on it's stomach.
Slash Dafter

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Posted on 04-25-04 12:31 AM Link | Quote
Pork-flavored bubblegum.
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