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MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 04-16-04 09:51 AM Link | Quote
Or maybe his girlfriend practiced one too many kegel exercises.

This is so scary I don't think I'll have sex for a week... well I take it back.
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Posted on 04-16-04 09:57 AM Link | Quote
WTF???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never heard of anything like this before. I have never had to worry about my penis exploding until now.

I wonder if this guy would ever gonna have sex with his girlfriend again?
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Posted on 04-16-04 10:27 AM Link | Quote
How could the doctors report that and keep a straight face?
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Posted on 04-16-04 10:42 AM Link | Quote
What the fuck. Why are you all worried? It's a rare case.

If your penis was meant to explode it'd be a stick of dynamite.
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Posted on 04-16-04 11:21 AM Link | Quote
Holy cow! That
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Posted on 04-16-04 11:33 AM Link | Quote
Note to self: Don't hold it in.
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Posted on 04-16-04 11:36 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
Hrm, wonder if there were any fancy things involved like rings or pumps Either that, or too much Viagra?
He probably would die of something else with too much viagrea... still does anyone knows the side effects of viagra?

At least, something says that his penis was really large before it exploded...
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Posted on 04-16-04 12:16 PM Link | Quote
Now that is hilarious. I wonder how he explained it at the hospital.

EDIT


(edited by ZEM on 04-16-04 03:18 AM)
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Posted on 04-16-04 12:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by ZEM
Now that is hilarious. I wonder how he explained it at the hospital.

EDIT
Well I guess now we know how it [most likely] happened.

That's still fucking funny though. XDDD
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Posted on 04-16-04 01:00 PM Link | Quote
So I was right when i said that he ate too much Viagra.

Well, at least it wasn
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Posted on 04-16-04 01:02 PM Link | Quote
That's a different incident, though. It's just another exploding penis, ho hum.


(edited by ZEM on 04-16-04 04:04 AM)
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Posted on 04-16-04 04:02 PM Link | Quote
Bwahaha He was probably keeping the blood pressured by having something around his dick. That's why. But DANG, that's got to suck.
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Posted on 04-16-04 04:14 PM Link | Quote
Is anyone concerned that this could happen to them???
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Posted on 04-16-04 05:41 PM Link | Quote
That's one tight girl.
Very very very very very much ow.
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Posted on 04-16-04 08:36 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ruby Weapon 7
WTF???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never heard of anything like this before. I have never had to worry about my penis exploding until now.

I wonder if this guy would ever gonna have sex with his girlfriend again?


I wonder if this guy would ever have sex again.
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Posted on 04-17-04 12:20 AM Link | Quote
I bet there's an elaborate system of pulleys to blame here, somehow...
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Posted on 04-17-04 12:23 AM Link | Quote
Now...

Would this possible happen on girls? You see girls have clitoris and uh...

Nevermind.
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Posted on 04-17-04 01:26 AM Link | Quote
Well a clitoris is just an underdeveloped penis. And I've heard of lesbians doing stuff like putting rubber bands around the clitoris, so disaster could strike. Beware!
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Posted on 04-17-04 01:44 AM Link | Quote
"Well a clitoris is just an underdeveloped penis. And I've heard of lesbians doing stuff like putting rubber bands around the clitoris, so disaster could strike. Beware! "

what? how could you do that
how did you learn that
why are you afraid
what
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Posted on 04-17-04 07:54 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by (No) Vacancy!
Originally posted by Legion
Wow...he really got the shaft.

BWA HAW HAWWWW!
Hrm, I'd say he "Had" the shaft... he got the stump!

Hrm, wonder if there were any fancy things involved like rings or pumps Either that, or too much Viagra?


Heh... this would be the only noble way to lose your penis.......

this may be the only way.....

.....nevermind......
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