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Ronin

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Posted on 08-30-05 12:22 PM Link | Quote
I don't know if it's been done before, or it's in another forum but I didn't see it, so sorry if it exists.

Anyways, from SOTN:

"Die monster, you dont belong in this world!"
"It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh! It was by humans, who wish to pay ME tribute."
"Tribute? You steal mens souls and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
"What is a man? *Glass breaks* A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

So, post your quotes, I suppose.
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Posted on 08-30-05 02:15 PM Link | Quote
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." -- HK-47
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Posted on 08-30-05 02:23 PM Link | Quote
KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Posted on 08-30-05 02:26 PM Link | Quote
I'd like to second Leg's statement.
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Posted on 08-30-05 03:44 PM Link | Quote
"In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends..." - Don't know.
"I'll fuck you 'till you love me, faggot." - Mike Tyson


(edited by Darth Coby on 08-30-05 06:45 AM)
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Posted on 08-30-05 07:00 PM Link | Quote
I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
-- Milton Berle
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Posted on 08-30-05 11:18 PM Link | Quote
"Ford, you're turing into a penguin. Stop it." - Arthuer Dent, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Out of context, that statement is complete nonsense.
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Posted on 08-30-05 11:47 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darth Coby
"I'll fuck you 'till you love me, faggot." - Mike Tyson


Oh..wow . When did he say that?

I had a list of some very good ones somewhere but I need to find them...

I can't remember them from the top of my head either.
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Posted on 08-31-05 12:55 AM Link | Quote
Do a barrel roll.
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Posted on 08-31-05 01:21 AM Link | Quote
" Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
-- George Burns"

That one was one of the best I´ve read so far.
Darth Coby

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Posted on 08-31-05 01:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bella
Originally posted by Darth Coby
"I'll fuck you 'till you love me, faggot." - Mike Tyson


Oh..wow . When did he say that?

I had a list of some very good ones somewhere but I need to find them...

I can't remember them from the top of my head either.


I don't remember exactly why, but I saw it in this movie showing him and his opponent before the fight and all of the sudden Mike walks up to him and they start fighting, then when the bodyguards pulled Mike back he started throwing various insults towards his opponent. That was the last one.

Edit: It was even on the news back then.


(edited by Darth Coby on 08-30-05 04:23 PM)
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 08-31-05 01:45 AM Link | Quote
"I thought you were Japanese?" "Yeah, we converted." -Dukes of Hazzard (the movie)

<Hyp3rHax0r> turns out it was just my computer being dubm
<Hyp3rHax0r> dumb*
<Hyp3rHax0r> yay irony

<Parasyte> Question: Who the fuck would read an email with this title? "Power your PC with our Software fatty"

<mikeonthecompute> Make $$$$ FAST with NO risk! Press Shift-4 a few times, and you'll have $$$$!!!

<Hyp3rHax0r> haha
<Hyp3rHax0r> I saw spiderman valentines in the store the other day
<Hyp3rHax0r> "let's make sticky stuff together."
<VipR187666> HAHA

*** joat` has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 524 seconds)
<JeNatalia> 524 seconds?
<JeNatalia> that's like 8 minutes
<LordZid> nice ping
<LordZid> or the lack of anyway
<JeNatalia> almost 9
<JeNatalia> I could fart the message in binary faster than that


(edited by HyperHacker on 08-30-05 04:46 PM)
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Posted on 08-31-05 02:05 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker

I could fart the message in binary faster than that
...I wonder how many beans you'd need for that.
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Posted on 08-31-05 02:37 AM Link | Quote
Here's one i overheard a guy say yesterday while quoting his friend's view on relationships:

"Just because you order from the menu doesn't mean you can't stare at the buffet."
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Posted on 08-31-05 03:16 AM Link | Quote
Trapster: George Burns for the fucking win.

"Training my son to succeed in the business [football] has guaranteed that there will be no more trips to the barn because he is now much stronger than I am, and three inches taller, too. Conservationists will pardon me, but I have even taught him how to attack trees. It has all been preparation for the moment when his college plays on national TV and he catches a short pass and then proceeds to run not around but over several members of the other team. And after he scores, he will turn to the network camera and stirringly say, "Hi, Mom.""

---- Bill Cosby, Fatherhood.
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Posted on 08-31-05 03:37 AM Link | Quote
Prepare to embrace darkness - Sturm
There is a 70% chance that the object your standing on is a cake
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Posted on 08-31-05 04:12 AM Link | Quote
Bruce Campbell: "Ok, listen up, you primitive screwheads! This is my BOOMSTICK!"

Lewis Black: "If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that one year in college."
AP

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Posted on 08-31-05 04:19 AM Link | Quote
"Did I do that?"- Steve Urkel
"D'oh!"- Homer Simpson
"The board header says, ?live the fun posting experience?.
I don't know what you think about this, but for me, ?fun posting? is definitively the same as ?spam?."
- blackhole89
"JUST TELL YOUR STUPID RANCH TOOTH TO SHUT UP!"- One of the guys in the ranch Wendy's sandwich commercial
This one is disturbing...
"SHUT THE F*** UP.
OR ELSE SUPER MARIO WILL COME OVER AND R*** YOUR MOM IN THE ASS.
"
- blackhole89
You can see his non-censored post here.
Those are the only ones I can think of as of now.


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Posted on 08-31-05 05:33 AM Link | Quote
"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."
"When a love comes to an end, weeklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love and wise already had one in reserve."
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
-Oscar Wilde

"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
-Emo Phillips

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-Steve Martin

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
-Frank Sinatra

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart

"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
-Robert Benchley

"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell"
-Simone Weil

"Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent."
-Winston Churchill

"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."
-Anonymous

"Life without absorbing occupation is hell - joy consists in forgetting life"
-Elbert Hubbard
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Posted on 08-31-05 06:11 AM Link | Quote
"You took the fucking jam outta my donught Tommy, you." from Snatch.


Plus every single Office Space line basically.
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