case CRAZYFROG:
	{
		AI_DoLocatorBound(i);
		if(DIST < 4096)	//if we're close enough (say a couple grids)
			setsoundvol(5, 255 - (DIST >> 4));	//compute new volume from distance and set it
		else	//if we're out of range
			setsoundvol(5, 0);	//mute it out
		if((DIST < 256) && (ZDIST <= 50))
		{
			//TODO -- Insert proper effect of getting hit here.
			//Use a version of the car's code below if one must.
			sysmessage("Frog hit ya.");
		}
		break;
	}

case CAR1:
	{
		AI_DoLocatorBound(i);
		if((DIST < 256) && (klabs(PZ) <= SZ - 1000))
		{
			sysmessage("Car hit ya.");
			//TODO -- Insert screen flash here
			//TODO -- Figure out how to whap the player to the side.
			Player.posz -= 64 << 8;
			Player.horiz = 175;
			HurtAPlayer(-30,-1,i);
		}
		break;
	}

case CIVILIAN1:
	{
		if((DIST < 512) && (CANSEEPLAYER))
		{
			if(Player.GTAStars > 1)	//Does he fear you?
				sysmessage("Civvie: \"Stay away from me!\"");
			else
				sysmessage("Civvie: \"Hi.\"");
		}
		break;
	}
case CIVILIAN1_DIE1:
	{
		if(TIMEPASSED(16))
		{
			sprite[ i].extra = lockclock;
			SP = CIVILIAN1_DIE2;
		}
		break;
	}
case CIVILIAN1_DIE2:
	{
		if(TIMEPASSED(16))
		{
			sprite[ i].extra = lockclock;
			SP = CIVILIAN1_DEAD;
		}
		break;
	}
case CIVILIAN1_DEAD:
	{
		changespritestat(i, 0);
		sprite[ i].lotag = 100;
		Kawa_GetStar(); //Ooooops!
		break;
	}

Originally posted by HyperHacker

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This may not be appropriate for a game, but if you're lazy, I believe there's a way to fire up the IE scripting engine and run VBScripts.

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