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KATW

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Posted on 08-02-05 04:03 AM Link
Originally posted by Smallhacker
A barber cuts the hair of everyone who doesn't cut their own hair. Who cuts the hair of the barber?
Hes BALD!

As for the failing thing, good question...

I guess you can never fail, or succeed at everything. (Which, also explains the fact that nobody is perfect )

Does everyone hate this classic?

"The statement below is true"
"The above statement is false"


(edited by Kirby ATW on 08-01-05 07:04 PM)
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Posted on 08-02-05 06:08 AM Link
*stack overflow, head explodes*

If you'll excuse me, I need to travel back in time and stop my dad from being killed to ensure that I exist.
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Posted on 08-02-05 06:22 AM Link
You are very depressed. You are suicidally depressed. You have a gun. But you do not quite have the courage to point the gun at yourself and kill yourself in this way. If only someone else would kill you, that would be a good thing. But you can't really ask someone to kill you. That wouldn't be fair. You decide that if you remain this depressed and you find a time machine, you will travel back in time to just about now, and kill your earlier self. That would be good. In that way you even would get rid of the depressing time you will spend between now and when you would get into that time machine. You start to muse about the coherence of this idea, when something amazing happens. Out of nowhere you suddenly see someone coming towards you with a gun pointed at you. In fact he looks very much like you, except that he is bleeding badly from his left eye, and can barely stand up straight. You are at peace. You look straight at him, calmly. He shoots. You feel a searing pain in your left eye. Your mind is in chaos, you stagger around and accidentally enter a strange looking cubicle. You drift off into unconsciousness. After a while, you can not tell how long, you drift back into consciousness and stagger out of the cubicle. You see someone in the distance looking at you calmly and fixedly. You realize that it is your younger self. He looks straight at you. You are in terrible pain. You have to end this, you have to kill him, really kill him once and for all. You shoot him, but your eyesight is so bad that your aim is off. You do not kill him, you merely damage his left eye. He staggers off.
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Posted on 08-02-05 08:44 AM Link
Originally posted by The Crimson Chin

If you'll excuse me, I need to travel back in time and stop my dad from being killed to ensure that I exist.


You can't. I already went and made sure he was gonna die.

But I made sure to steal all your stuff before.

You won't need it, since you won't exist.

Now, the thing is, will your stuff still exist?
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Posted on 08-02-05 08:45 AM Link
Time is such an unusual thing. So are trick questions and microwave bacon....
Ikuzou

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Posted on 08-02-05 05:03 PM Link
If we close the poll, we win.

--------- + ----------- + ----------
I know a paradox:

http://www.geocities.jp/narue2664/img01.gif
What do you think of this?

Non-paradoxy
Does the exact opposite of you exist? - No. You exist, thus the opposite of you doesn't exist in this world.
--------- + ----------- + ----------
You can't go back in time, due to the movements of atoms can be never be reversed.(stuff related to heat)
But, you can "Go to the future" if you move at a very high speed, or be far away from gravity.
When you do this, the object feels less time than the time of the whole dimention.
But, you don't disappear from the place, so normal-timers see you as a slow-moving guy.



(edited by Ikuzou on 08-02-05 10:33 AM)
Smallhacker

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Posted on 08-02-05 05:58 PM Link
Originally posted by Legion
Originally posted by Smallhacker
A barber cuts the hair of everyone who doesn't cut their own hair. Who cuts the hair of the barber?


Uh...another barber.

If another barber cuts the barber's hair, then he doesn't cut his own hair, which means that he must cut his own hair, so that's not the right answer.
DarkSlaya
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Posted on 08-02-05 06:16 PM Link
I finaly got the paradox in this poll.

Man, I guess nothing's better than sleep, huh.

I'm ashamed that It took me that much time...
alte Hexe

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Posted on 08-02-05 07:30 PM Link
Hey guys!

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

STFUn00bZ!
Riku

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Posted on 08-03-05 05:45 AM Link
Oh, Oh! I know, I know! Pick me! Pick me!

One hand clapping? against what? Is it like a small *whoosh* of air?
Danielle

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Posted on 08-03-05 06:56 AM Link
Originally posted by Smallhacker
Originally posted by Legion
Originally posted by Smallhacker
A barber cuts the hair of everyone who doesn't cut their own hair. Who cuts the hair of the barber?


Uh...another barber.

If another barber cuts the barber's hair, then he doesn't cut his own hair, which means that he must cut his own hair, so that's not the right answer.

...
"then he doesn't cut his own hair, which means he must cut his own hair"
Whaaaaaaat?
Smallhacker

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Posted on 08-03-05 02:06 PM Link
Originally posted by Danielle
...
"then he doesn't cut his own hair, which means he must cut his own hair"
Whaaaaaaat?

According to the rule. "A barber cuts the hair of everyone who doesn't cut their own hair."


(edited by Smallhacker on 08-03-05 05:07 AM)
neotransotaku

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Posted on 08-03-05 11:46 PM Link
the paradox that brought down the notion of representing everything in sets

another paradox -- a man and a snail start to race. the snail goes first and after 1 second, the man starts. in real life, the man wins. but shouldn't the snail win because he reached the "next" point before the man did?

okay, that was a poorly written version of xeno's paradox
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