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Snika Boo Level: 44 Posts: 178/916 EXP: 600678 For next: 10607 Since: 07-21-04 From: Freezing Cold Alaska! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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Like this one! Wanna hear a dirty joke? The Pig Fell In The Mud! =P Snika |
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Keikonium Banned Level: NAN Posts: 1849/-2459 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 04-02-04 Since last post: 63 days Last activity: 9 hours |
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Thats good Snika! Check this out: Wanna hear a clean joke? The cow took a bath. (edited by Keikonium on 07-18-05 06:03 PM) |
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Sukasa Boomboom Error 349857348734534: The system experienced an error. Level: 57 Posts: 1349/1981 EXP: 1446921 For next: 39007 Since: 02-06-05 From: *Shrug* Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 1 day |
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Wanna hear a long one? There's this cruise ship. Best one ever, better than the titanic (didn't sink though). On it there's the best captain in the world, and he owns a parrot, brilliant parrot, knows a ton. So, also on board is a magician, world-renowned for his acts, and he works on board. The captain loves his show, and always takes the parrot with him. The magician hates the parrot though, it's lways messing up his tricks with "Look in the hat! Look in the hat!", or "All the cards are the ace of spades!". Anyways, the magician would like to throttle the parrot, but he won't because it'd be practical suicide if the captain found out. So the magician ignores it. As fate has it, the ship is sunk in a storm, and the magician, captain, and parrot are stranded together. After 3 days and 3 nights, the parrot speaks for the first time since the accident. "All right, I give up. What did you do with the ship?" |
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Snika Boo Level: 44 Posts: 181/916 EXP: 600678 For next: 10607 Since: 07-21-04 From: Freezing Cold Alaska! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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Haha. That funny, Darkflight. Stupid parrots! =P Snika |
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Vyper Bit Level: 26 Posts: 122/256 EXP: 100094 For next: 2181 Since: 03-15-04 From: Final Fantasy Fire Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 7 days |
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Originally posted by DarkflightThat's one of my favorite jokes of all time. Glad someone else knows it ^^ |
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Skie The Fox Koopa Level: 16 Posts: 73/114 EXP: 18558 For next: 1698 Since: 03-15-05 From: Hackettstown, NJ Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 6 hours |
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Originally posted by Darkflight .........................AHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got that! Go00od one!!!!!!! |
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KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86 Posts: 3186/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Ive never heard that one, and it actually got a chuckle out of me My all time favorite. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a catapillar? A Walkie Talkie |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 5911/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Fun with English: When you have a sandwich, you eat a sandwich. When you have an apple, you eat an apple. When you have a baby...? |
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Danielle Local Moderator Level: 76 Posts: 1024/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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..YOU EAT A BABY?! There's a guy at my school who has a shirt that says that. All the teachers get a kick out it, but I figured he'd get in trouble for it. I guess it's a bit humorous. |
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neotransotaku Baby Mario 戻れたら、 誰も気が付く Level: 87 Posts: 3614/4016 EXP: 6220548 For next: 172226 Since: 03-15-04 From: Outside of Time/Space Since last post: 11 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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On a similar note... people say, "You are what you eat." So, does that mean we're cannibals | |||
Sukasa Boomboom Error 349857348734534: The system experienced an error. Level: 57 Posts: 1368/1981 EXP: 1446921 For next: 39007 Since: 02-06-05 From: *Shrug* Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 1 day |
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I guess so... That again, considering how many people eat nuts, it makes sense. |
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