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Elric

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Posted on 04-09-04 12:26 PM Link | Quote
This is a SPAM e-mail I just got:
Subject: this is for u trafficked matthiola
kaffir institutor washington tycoon gingiva magnetron constringe laboratory dignifying tramper
unhook expunge emptied milch wrecked serif
intrap divina unadvised laird quibbler avenging conical tertian beware relish woodgrain spirtle matchbook

actinopoda expiation thegoose bunk agate spherule exemplary saddlebag inactive width . mephitinae gyro francaise packaged optez wellbred fecundify retrude alopex regalia avengeance . rolex emit tertiun prece kamarupan chorion discipline naval swine function . quadrangle applicable tamandua arenaceous bandanna subdivided elder . nerodia harsh gryllidae blighty gauche nonkosher wheeze .
What can I say? Some SPAM is just so funny, you just have to share it with the world. Enjoy!
Apophis

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Posted on 04-09-04 03:42 PM Link | Quote
So, someone e-mailed you a long list of random words? Weird, but fucking hilarious!
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Posted on 04-09-04 03:58 PM Link | Quote
"gauche" looks like the word "gaucho"

...What are we to make of this other than some spammers like to drink excessively before sending their mail out?
Kitten Yiffer

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Posted on 04-09-04 06:15 PM Link | Quote
But the point with spam is to advertise. I didn't see any advertising in that mail.

I just got a french e-mail...
************* eManager Notification **************
Une pi


(edited by Kitten Yiffer on 04-09-04 09:53 AM)
(edited by Kitten Yiffer on 04-09-04 10:18 AM)
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Posted on 04-09-04 06:45 PM Link | Quote
Wow....why can't my email be that interesting.
Acmlm

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Posted on 04-09-04 06:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer
I just got an france e-mail...
It says:

"An attachment has been detected in this message. This attachment, potentially containing a virus, has been deleted."

It's that weird crap where virus emails come from your email address without you sending them ... it happens rather often to me too

And I get lots of short messages with virus attachments ...


But this one with random words ... that's new, was it just that or did it have an attachment?


(edited by Acmlm on 04-09-04 09:54 AM)
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Posted on 04-09-04 07:19 PM Link | Quote
I never got spam before, how lucky I am...
Kitten Yiffer

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Posted on 04-09-04 10:28 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Acmlm
It says:

"An attachment has been detected in this message. This attachment, potentially containing a virus, has been deleted."

Wierd...

It's web-based e-mail BTW. So an virus couldn't have done it.

But heh, making fake e-mail address are easy to make. I have done that as a prank few times. But an quick look in the header reveals were the e-mail really comes from...
Prier

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Posted on 04-09-04 11:14 PM Link | Quote
Wow...and see I rarely check the Yahoo! mail account I have...but often times there's a spam message (pr0n) or two that leak through or that don't hit the Bulk folder.

But that's...extremely incoherent.
Elric

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Posted on 04-09-04 11:36 PM Link | Quote
When I examined the source, I discovered that it was an ad for "sa.ve on software!" No attachments, that I could tell of. I check all of my pop/pop3 e-mail accounts with MailWasher Pro *coughcrackedcough*, so it's sometimes hard to know if there's an attachment.

The first three lines of text were all I had seen. When I viewed teh source, I found the rest of the text, set up under a <font> tag, with a size of 1px. Very weird.
Imajin

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Posted on 04-09-04 11:59 PM Link | Quote
I once got a SPAM telling me to enlarge my breasts AND lengthen my dick in the same e-mail..
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Posted on 04-10-04 12:06 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Imajin
I once got a SPAM telling me to enlarge my breasts AND lengthen my dick in the same e-mail..
Hermaphrodite emails... what's next?

Then again I got one "suprize ur wif w/ viagra"

Yes, I'm sure my [non-existant] wife would just love to get viagra for herself, yes.



Jarukoth


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Posted on 04-10-04 01:07 AM Link | Quote
This is the only interesting spam I have...


It's both annoying AND delicious!


(edited by Jarukoth on 04-09-04 04:08 PM)
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Posted on 04-10-04 01:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Imajin
I once got a SPAM telling me to enlarge my breasts AND lengthen my dick in the same e-mail..

They must think you are a dick-chick, how kind of them.
FallenWarrior32

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Posted on 04-10-04 08:28 PM Link | Quote
Spam is funny. Spam is good. It tastes really yummy.

I get spam all the time. But go figure, I only get it on my yahoo account.
Colleen
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Posted on 04-10-04 10:52 PM Link | Quote
Hm, one from a few days ago...

nqut bhvm ihw kk pwjut ypvx pjs ciry
(Insert Viagra banner here)
gjihq euym skx ihhe chuxgk iamqs mghb mqjuh o qhcjr bsyj wbqr yxdi xq aqdgx ftp oowe geg pwhiv qgwiy wg cffs

Maybe I need to ROT-13 the text or something.
HyperLamer
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Sesshomaru
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Posted on 04-11-04 01:41 AM Link | Quote
Those are some crazy emails. I get a few viruses (don't open them of course), a lot of gibberish which I assume is spam in another language, and the occasional actual, readable spam.
Oh, and ignore the emails that say you sent a message with a virus. Probably over 99% of email worms use faked addresses. It's really stupid of AV designers to have them send a message back.
Elric

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Posted on 04-14-04 10:09 PM Link | Quote
I just got another one of these:

Subject:f.ree shipping for ur software at chea-p

commentary apology viewgraph
bodice bipedal phalangium moot bodied odin orthopedy pyrolaceae chitty jangle dodder
deiist migratory adnoun peptic assimilate psoriasis prejudice
Yeah! Chitty jangle dodder!

*Elric heads off to assimilate psoriasis prejudice*

Resistance is futile...
BookReader

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Posted on 04-15-04 12:38 AM Link | Quote
Sometimes I get long lists of random words. I can only assume that it is from a program that compiles lists of things on the net.
Jesper
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Posted on 04-15-04 03:19 AM Link | Quote
Oh holy Jesus, people.

It's made up of crazy mixes of characters so you'll open it. In a lot of the cases, there's a hidden 1x1 image there with a unique ID. When you open it - BAM - your email address is verified. You read spam. They know that you read spam. Now they'll send you MORE spam. Congratulations.

Surprising one's wife with Viagra would be pretty easy, since, um, your penis wouldn't be dead anymore, and the spammer assumes she'd check in every five minutes to make sure that she knows it is.
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