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Posted on 06-18-05 08:31 AM Link | Quote
Any Raya Systems game (Captain Novolin is one of them) falls right into the WTF category, I think. It's one thing to make games about certain issues, it's another thing to market them to kids with bad gameplay and insane pricetags.
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Posted on 06-18-05 08:52 AM Link | Quote
I can't believe nobody mentioned Katamari Damacy yet. C'mon...the King of All Cosmos has a blinky cylindrical hat and an obvious codpiece. He speaks Engrish that sounds like record scratches and includes the most random insults ever (trendy prince!) And he barfs out a rainbow to pick up the stuff at the end of the level. What more do you want?
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Posted on 06-18-05 07:59 PM Link | Quote
Ai Senshi Nicol: Any game with a powerup called "Space Pants" should make everyone say WTF. Fun little game, though. Think The Guardian Legend without the space shooter parts.

Zombie Nation: I honestly can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet. The main character in the game is "the great head of the samurai". No, not head as in "leader", head as in "body part". You play as a huge, disembodied head flying around shooting lasers at buildings.

Bare Knuckle 3 (Streets of Rage 3 outside Japan): There's a secret character in this game who was taken out of the US version. His name is Ash, and he's a stereotypical homosexual. Yeah.

Burning Desire: The main character is a naked fireman suspended from a helicopter who has to put out a fire by ejaculating on it, then lifting the girl trapped in the burning house to safety by having her latch onto his penis with her mouth. What more do you want?
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Posted on 06-18-05 08:35 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Proto K
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I only have the two SNES ones.
There's actually three SNES Parodius games, released in this order:

Parodius Da! Shinwa kara Owarai he
Gokujyou Parodius
Jikkyou Oshaberi Parodius


I only have the first a the third one of those but they
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Posted on 06-18-05 09:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by RT-55J

Wario Ware - This game (and all the sequels) are design for people with ADD.



No. No. No it isn't. It is a good game that is just awesome. What could be better than pure randomness?

Although at my work people wonder why I blow into my DS or why I am turning it upside down...

Driv3r has got to be one game that I say WTF to a whole lot. My dad has this game, and the only reason I play it is for the free ride mode. So many glitches... so hilarious... so ridiculous jump...
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Posted on 06-18-05 09:20 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rydain
I can't believe nobody mentioned Katamari Damacy yet. C'mon...the King of All Cosmos has a blinky cylindrical hat and an obvious codpiece. He speaks Engrish that sounds like record scratches and includes the most random insults ever (trendy prince!) And he barfs out a rainbow to pick up the stuff at the end of the level. What more do you want?


Tepid. Very tepid.

'Sides, the whole reason you're rolling stuff up is he got fabulously (well, you could say that about the King of All Cosmos in general) drunk!
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Posted on 06-18-05 09:42 PM Link | Quote
Tepid, eh? Well...how about Custer's Revenge or Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em? I think the mere existence of Atari porn is worth WTF'ing over...
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Posted on 06-19-05 04:27 AM Link | Quote
If there was anyone who ever... well... you know, GOT OFF on the Atari stuff, then I'm sure those people are heading straight for hell.

How about any of the arcade XXX games where you play competant versions of classic arcade games (like Tetris and Pang), but the high score isn't what you're playing for; you're looking to see boobies.
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Posted on 06-19-05 04:59 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 06-19-05 05:05 AM Link | Quote
Bible Adventures for NES / Genesis was also very messed up.

Especially that part where you can drown baby Moses in the river, then finish the level. It then says something like 'Oops, you forgot Baby Moses!'.
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Posted on 06-19-05 07:02 AM Link | Quote
I think it even told you "Good Job!" if you did that. O.o

(The full message is something like "Good job, but you forgot baby Moses!" or something)
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Posted on 06-19-05 07:12 AM Link | Quote
The CD-I Zelda games. I bought a stupid CD-I because of those the system made me say WTF, not just the game. I did not find a use for it except to prop up my bed after I 'beat' those 'games'. Yoshi Cookie is another WTF game because the VS mode is so cheap. Only other WTF game of my list is Deadly Towers because it is only good for the hardware. The game is poo ._.;


(edited by Yoronosuku on 06-18-05 10:14 PM)
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Posted on 06-19-05 07:16 AM Link | Quote
If it involves bibles or pornography I think it's earned itself a . Now what would really be weird is one that involves both.
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Posted on 06-19-05 08:17 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
I bought a stupid CD-I because of those


You don't still have that do you? You could get that Super Mario's Wacky Worlds beta that is floating around the net and try and get it to work on it or something... anyways...

I can't think of any wtf games that haven't been said... though Feel the Magic might count. Different minigames in it include playing bowling at a bus stop with your character stuck into a large ball as the bowling ball and people waiting at the bus stop as pins, spray painting a wall as people parachute down to the ground, a game where you got to unbutton the hero's love's blouse from the back because it is soaking wet, a game where you got to poke raging bulls with your stylus, and
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minigames parodying anime mecha and a battle that appears to take place in space where you and your rival in the game send an energy blast back and forth like DBZ.
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Posted on 06-19-05 08:20 AM Link | Quote
I do have it. I said it was propping my bed up But if there is a way to burn CD-I games then maybe. . . it would need to be super worth it, that is a really bad system and I don't want my TV to hate me for using it on it.
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Posted on 06-19-05 08:26 AM Link | Quote
That Mario game for the CD-I might have been the *ONLY* game of note if it was ever released. MAYBE.

If Electroplankton ends up being released for the DS over here... yeah. That'll be a big WTF especially considering it's not really a game. :\
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Posted on 06-19-05 10:59 AM Link | Quote
I had a copy of Bible Adventures (and I still do if my dad didn't wind up chucking it at some point over the years). I read about it on TSR's page and just had to find out what it was like, and I figured it was a collector's item, so I bought it from somebody on rec.games.video.nintendo. The amusement value wasn't worth the price, but at least it was rather amusing. I don't remember much about it except that Noah's Ark got incredibly tedious because you had so much stuff to collect and that there was one game (David and Goliath, perhaps?) with a part that I just couldn't figure out how to get past. Oh, and of course, I recall forgetting baby Moses as well.
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Posted on 06-20-05 06:50 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Proto K
Bible Adventures for NES / Genesis was also very messed up.

Especially that part where you can drown baby Moses in the river, then finish the level. It then says something like 'Oops, you forgot Baby Moses!'.


Don't forget the FPS Noah's Ark game for the SNES.

Man, that game was wicked.
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Posted on 06-20-05 08:15 PM Link | Quote

This is the definition of WTF. When no one else is around, Link likes to don Zelda's lipstick. Poor, poor, confused Link. Ganon must be sending him those messages again...
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Posted on 06-20-05 11:26 PM Link | Quote
I am now officially disturbed.
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