 |
| Register | Login | |||||
 |
Main
| Memberlist
| Active users
| ACS
| Commons
| Calendar
| Online users Ranks | FAQ | Color Chart | Photo album | IRC Chat |
|
| | ||
|
| Register | Login | |||||
|
Main
| Memberlist
| Active users
| ACS
| Commons
| Calendar
| Online users Ranks | FAQ | Color Chart | Photo album | IRC Chat |
|
| | ||
| 0 user currently in Lost Section. |
| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Lost Section - Man oh man |
 |  |  |
| Add to favorites | "RSS" Feed | Next newer thread | Next older thread |
| User | Post | ||
|
Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75  Posts: 693/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
| ||
| Sample Test from my chemistry teacher. 1) Complete the following without breathing, and standing on your head A) What is Einstein's theory of relativity? B) Make your own theory on relativity using the words albino, Russian, eyeshadow, and lord. C) If you took 437 steps backwards, and 4.3 x 10^344 steps forwards, would you be closer to the White House, or the Jefferson Memorial? D) Who's burried in Grant's tomb? E) Which of the following charities are charible a) Venezuelan Centre for Hunger b) Mother Teresa Inc. c) Leonard Marltin's School of Movie Guides F) How many hairs are on my dog's lower left leg? 2) Complete the following in German A) Formulate a law involving the speed of light and the diameter of a chicken's beak. B) Who was Fidel Castro, and what did he study involving chemistry? C) How many little dots are on a football? Why are there that many dots on the football? D) Charles has 4 apples, Rick has 27. How many apples does Bob have? Bonus: Complete the following problem written in your own blood, or the blood of a classmate. How many molecules of water are there in the Atlantic Ocean, not counting those 55 miles off the coast of Africa? ASFDFsdF My chemistry teacher is so annoying. I just got an EIGHT question test today. Each problem was subdivided at least 4 times. It's so annoying, I just cannot stand that woman. She tells us to "look over the problems in the book" to find what's going to be on the test. Then she'll give us a range of about 2045q2345 questions, and expect us to come after school so she can make you do flashcards, and barely tell you what's on the test. The previous was a large rant (again) about my experiences in chemistry |
|||
Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84  Posts: 292/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
| ||
| Whoa holy shit she is phyco. Then maybe you should ask specifically what pages do you suggest I study. Always works for me. I hate geography and told the teacher it was the most useless subject ever and he got all pissed at me. Then I asked what pages I needed to study. He calmed down thinkning i am going to get an F and told me the pages that everyone forgot. Maybe it is the same thing, but how the hell does she expect you to answer all those questions. If you don't mind I think I can answer all of them. 1A E=mcsquared B If Albino Russian wore Eyeshadow then thet lord would laugh (didn't say what kind of reletivity) C Jefferson Memorial since It is still closer D I believe it is Grant E All the countries that are listed bob F 0 if the dog is completely shaved A *German Rambling* B*German Rambling* C*German Rambling* D*German Rambling* 76 X 10 to the trillionth power |
|||
|
Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75 Posts: 695/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
| ||
| XD I was kidding about the test, I made that up out of spite. | |||
|
Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 633/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
| ||
Originally posted by Toxic I know you did, but holy shit, the questions and Ninjetsu's answers are HILARIOUS You know, it COULD be worse... I mean you could have a test layout like: I. Question 1 A. Question 1 subsection 1. Question 1 2nd subsection a. Question 1 3rd subsection i. Question 1 4th subsection (lowercase roman numerals) *A. Question 1 5th subsection *1. Question 1 6th subsection *a. Question 1 7th subsection *i. Question 1 8th subsection Multiply that times 8. I've never had one that bad, but I've had something pretty darned close... like, to the point where they get to the lowercase roman numerals on every question  |
|||
|
Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75 Posts: 698/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
| ||
| Ouch, that's definitely hurtin' It's not even like she's cool outside of her lame tests, she's lame all the time. Like I might be able to forgive if she was cooler in any way, but nooooooooope. She's paid to be lame. |
|||
paradox Spike Level: 41  Posts: 356/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
| ||
| what kind of classes are you guys in exactly? advanced honores or somthing?!?! | |||
|
Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75 Posts: 714/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
| ||
| Honors chemistry and english. This was a JOKE TEST I MADE about it. |
|||
|
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 373/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
| ||
| i understand that...but you must be very inteligent for writing that |
| Add to favorites | "RSS" Feed | Next newer thread | Next older thread |
| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Lost Section - Man oh man |
| | |
