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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 8/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| I was just thinking... I read somewhere once that many of the biggest political and social issues of modern society can be boiled down to simple childhood levels, such as schoolyard antics. So, I took it upon myself to equate one of the biggest issues of the day to a schoolyard situation of some kind... I did it all in my head. Just now. I'll keep typing anything new I think of as I do it. So, America is what appears to be a healthy, jock-like kid, well-adjusted and well known, although not necessarily popular. He comes from a well-off family (although his parents, England and France, have always had a few marital issues. Sometimes they argue for what seems like hundreds of years. Crazy). However, America does have a nagging problem of junk food, and what he doesn't realise is that after he finishes school and gets bogged down to an administrative job, he'll put on a heck of alot of weight... But that's getting from the point. Iraq is a short, stumpy l'il kid who would probably be quite cute if it wasn't for the fact that he spent his more-than-adequate pocket money on fatty foods. Ironically, America went up to the kid who was slowly becoming more and more chunky and said 'look, you better start spending that money on something decent, alright?'. Of course, Iraq had annoyed him a year or so back because he hit Iran, who's a bit of a dude. So, America's getting more annoyed with this Iraq kid. However, America was too involved in helping his friend Israel beat up this annoying kid called Palestine. Israel stole Palestine's jacket one day and ever since then Palestine has had a grudge and keeps nicking Israel's pencil sharpeners. Israel responds by beating the hell out of him after school, with America standing on the sidelines to make sure nobody spots his old friend Israel doing this. ...Iraq meanwhile is pretty darn beefy now. America notices this and goes up to him and says to him 'give me your pocket money, or else, alright?'. America is rather confident in himself because he knows he has a big weener. He looks across at the U.N. of popular and cute girls who are watching from the side, who he knows are moderately impressed with his weener. At least that's what he heard from that girl Switzerland. Anyway. Iraq puts his hands behind his back and says 'what money?'. America huffs. 'My weener is bigger than your weener', he says in a threatening manner. With a big weener, how could Iraq possibly win? However, at this moment the U.N. of cute popular girls steps in and says 'we're gonna see if Iraq has a weener that could compete with your weener, kay?'. America is like 'uh, kay...', and Iraq is utterly smug as the U.N. rummage around in Iraq's pants. After a little while, America is getting royally cheesed off. Despite clearly having the bigger weener, the U.N. keeps fiddling around for Iraq's weener. America barges in 'what the hell's the hold up?', to which the girls respond 'we're having a little trouble finding his weener, although we heard a rumour that Iraq might have the possibility of a Weener of Mass Destruction in there. We gotta see!!'. America is positively fuming at this point. 'No way!! Get out of there now, I'm gonna kick this guy in the nuts so hard that even if he does have a weener, it won't be useable anymore!!'. CRUNCH. Iraq's statue falls flaccid. The end. I'll be off to the mental hospital now. (edited by Fyxe on 03-31-04 06:32 PM) |
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Banedon Giant Red Paratroopa Level: 55 Posts: 354/1408 EXP: 1291380 For next: 22809 Since: 03-15-04 From: Michigan Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 90 days |
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| On the Hilarity Scale from 0 to 10, this gets at least a 12. And why the heck does America support Isreal so much, anyway? HOW many centuries has there been fighting in that area over religion? (edited by Banedon on 03-31-04 06:38 PM) |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 9/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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Originally posted by Banedon Why thank you!! ^-^ Considering I did this all on the spot, I think that's pretty good going... I was so proud of my WoMD pun. ^-^;; |
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witeasprinwow Lakitu Level: 37 Posts: 219/555 EXP: 319587 For next: 18666 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 55 days Last activity: 55 days |
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| I find the generalizations of "America" from a foreign perspective interesting. Have you actually forgotten that we are a Republic, and that the view of the government doesn't necessarily reflect the views of many of the people, and in some cases a majority of the people? I find the whole "War for Oil" thing still more humorous, however, especially considering there would be a list of other countries we would invade before Iraq came up as a major oil sources. (edited by witeasprinwow on 03-31-04 07:05 PM) |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 11/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| I find it amusing that you took it all so seriously. O.o'' Your first comment is especially ludicrous, wite... The whole thing was an allegorical parody. The whole thing was MEANT to be a simplistic generalisation. Do you want me to replace the word 'America' with 'the American government that doesn't necessarily reflect the views of many of the people, and in some cases a majority of the people?'...? I'm sure you mean well, wite, but come on... Pick your battles. This is like taking offense at one of The Onion's articles. (edited by Fyxe on 03-31-04 07:22 PM) |
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witeasprinwow Lakitu Level: 37 Posts: 221/555 EXP: 319587 For next: 18666 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 55 days Last activity: 55 days |
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| I was replying more to Banedon than to you, Fyxe. I should have made that a bit more clear. The piece is a bit humorous, and obviously quite light-hearted. |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 12/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| Ohhhh. I see. Nevermind then... ^-^;; |
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paradox Spike Level: 41  Posts: 235/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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ha very well put  i give you props for it |
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Waddler-D Deddorokku Level: 33  Posts: 28/442 EXP: 227132 For next: 2047 Since: 03-15-04 From: Orange Ocean, Popstar Since last post: 168 days Last activity: 123 days |
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| Hehehe, quite a laugh in some shaky times that we're in. Puts like a 600-watt bulb to the subject, actually. | |||
Lord Rahl Snap Dragon Level: 43  Posts: 191/792 EXP: 544657 For next: 20389 Since: 03-15-04 From: Temple of the Winds - Training Room Since last post: 43 days Last activity: 7 days |
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Originally posted by Banedon Oil, and the only ports allied to America around there. Anyway, I rate this piece "fish out of ten".  |
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JaCory Porcupo Level: 29  Posts: 142/323 EXP: 141854 For next: 6031 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 69 days Last activity: 17 days |
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Haha very funny, you got one screwed up mind (Compiment ) |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 789/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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The SomerZ Summer, yay! Level: 45  Posts: 107/862 EXP: 618182 For next: 41982 Since: 03-15-04 From: Norway Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours |
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| Kinda, sorta reminds me of this here video. |
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Clockworkz Birdo  "Hoargh! Take your shoes off!" Level: 64  Posts: 282/2002 EXP: 2188320 For next: 25777 Since: 03-15-04 From: Undisclosed Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| Thank you, George Carlin. Heard that same bit in... was is... Carlin on Campus? I dunno. But I heard him say that stuff on one of his HBO specials... Still, It's funny. Like his other bigger dick jokes: Do you believe in God? "no." BLAM! Do you believe in God? "yes." My God? "no." BLAM! My God has a bigger dick than your God! And So on. |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 18/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| I don't even know who George Carlin is, so... | |||
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Jill In love with a dream.. Level: 36  Posts: 79/528 EXP: 296548 For next: 11562 Since: 03-15-04 From: Teh Sweden Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 14 hours |
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Originally posted by Banedon I figured the fighting was over the damn city. I think America should stop picking on smaller boys ,_,  |
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Ramadan Roy Like Like ...Or you'll be wearing your ass for a hat. Renowned Otaku Level: 44 Posts: 83/816 EXP: 569705 For next: 41580 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 13 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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| It's sooo true!! So many problems in the world would be solved if people could just learn to forgive and forget. All these quarrels are not worth fighting for. I must say, this was a quite funny yet elaborate series of analogies. | |||
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witeasprinwow Lakitu Level: 37 Posts: 249/555 EXP: 319587 For next: 18666 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 55 days Last activity: 55 days |
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Originally posted by Trunxy/Dogan I can understand people saying this about the war on Iraq, but two missing towers is certainly a pretty good reason to go to war with a few other countries. I think the war on Iraq is just a detour of sorts. Bush got confused and got all sidetracked, and now we're in a really shitty situation. |
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kitty Come on babe, pet the pussy ;) Level: 70 Posts: 520/2449 EXP: 2962406 For next: 53405 Since: 03-15-04 From: Scranton, PA, USA Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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This was GREAT but I need to rewrite this part:Originally posted by Fyxe So, let me correct this: Everyone picked on Palestine because it was the weak little kid who couldn't beat up anyone. In fact, people made Palestine do stuff for them and he was their slave bitch. After Egypt stole Palestine's lunch money, he cried like a little baby and decided to pick a fight with Isreal, who looked kinda scrawny. After saying that he would "Push Isreal into the sea" Isreal proceeded to kick Palestine's ass. Now many kids (except for America and England, really) didn't know or understand who picked this fight so they assumed Isreal just wanted to kick someone's ass because of his frustrating journey through the desert for 40 years, and then the humiliation of the whole Jesus thing. Now Isreal is trying to be nice to Palestine but he still has a bug up his ass about losing the fight he started. Palestine sends parts of his body to blow up parts of Isreal in a pathetic attempt to do nothing more than look like a cowardly piss-ant. After he does, Isreal goes in and beats the shit out of the fucktard(s) who sent said bombers but everyone else is like "Have pity on Palestine, he's weak and OMG he's WEARING GLASSES DONT HIT A KID WEARING GLASSES!" |
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witeasprinwow Lakitu Level: 37 Posts: 250/555 EXP: 319587 For next: 18666 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 55 days Last activity: 55 days |
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| My whole bit about the Isreal vs Everyone: Isreal has been fighting other people in the Middle East for a few thousand years now. Unfortunately, I don't think any of us are going to manage to dissuade them. |
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