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madMonkey

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Posted on 04-27-05 06:04 AM Link | Quote



Jimmy salt bag strikes again!!
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Posted on 04-27-05 06:13 AM Link | Quote
oooookkkkaaay.

If you were after a critique for this, you're not getting one from me.
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Posted on 04-27-05 09:50 AM Link | Quote
I don't get it.
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Posted on 04-27-05 11:25 AM Link | Quote
I get it, it's just... not funny.

I don't think it has any artistic merit either, in fact it seems more like madMonkey's idea of a joke. Not sure why it's even in Modern Art.
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Posted on 04-27-05 11:25 AM Link | Quote
Well from what I can gather. the guy with a mage-like hat [branded with an S] is Jimmy, and he's throwing salt in some belly-shirted man/flatchested woman's eyes. oh yeah and it kinds sucks.
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Posted on 04-27-05 09:50 PM Link | Quote
That's very disturbing.


(edited by Peardian on 04-27-05 05:00 AM)
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Posted on 04-27-05 10:19 PM Link | Quote
JIMMY SALT BAG IS MY NEW HERO!

There should be a music video about him! Insted of dancing though, it would have people getting salted.

As for a formal artistic evaluation:

The splendid playfullness of the lines resonates in harmony with the exastebated notion of the salt's own saltyness. The subtle nuances that the open whitespace inflect on the values of the more busier side with the focus brings attention, and recognition, to the viewer as it connects with there own experiences of the times that we all have been asaulted by clouds of salty flakes. There is an essence of the old within the costume of the Jimmy figure that compound the lessons learned well from the art deco movement. This piece should be held with the same enthusiasim and esteem as simalar pieces by the likes of Matise, Carracc, and that smug bastard Christo. The new curriculum in our son's and daughter's art classes will most definately include a thourough study and understanding of this particular piece.
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Posted on 04-28-05 03:26 AM Link | Quote
The artwork is... mediocre, but it makes me laugh anyways. I don't know why but something about tossing a handful of salt into someone's eyes at random makes me chuckle. I needed a good laugh, I've felt death breathing down my neck the past month.
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Posted on 04-28-05 05:33 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Peardian
That's very disturbing.


Why don't any of your posts contain real input?

I bet you drew that in Paint, too. First of all, the drawing is not only horrible, it isn't funny. If it were funny, however, it might be a bit better. Except it wasn't supposed to look bad, I assume.
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Posted on 04-28-05 06:20 AM Link | Quote
I dunno why, but that's utterly hilarious. I don't care what you guys say. You're a genius, madMonkey.
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Posted on 04-28-05 06:34 AM Link | Quote
Uh....... Um, I...... uh, (after 3 hours of thinking of what to say) No, I don't like it.
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