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Nebetsu Shmee Level: 55 Posts: 1261/1574 EXP: 1291130 For next: 23059 Since: 09-01-04 From: Nebland Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na POPEMAN! POPEMAN! POPEMAN! Priest Boy: POPEMAN! Popeman: What is it, Priest Boy! Priest Boy: It's the devil, sir! Popeman: THE DEVIL?!? What is he up to this time? Priest Boy: He's giving out free birth control in Africa sir! Popeman: MY GOD! ... Priest Boy... Get. Me. My. Hat... TO THE POPEMOBILE! *Insert spinning oversized Popehat here* *Popeman and Priest Boy arrive in Africa to find the devil handing out condoms* Popeman: HALT EVILDOER! Devil: Mwahahahaha! You're too late! I have already given all the Africans free birth control and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Soon the Africans will set up abortion clinics and my task will be complete! And there's nothing you can do to stop me! Popeman: We'll see about that! *Final Fanasty style enter battle swirl* *Final Fantasy battle environment* *Final Fantasy battle music* Popeman: I will stop you! *Popeman goes into his menu (Attack, Pray, Skills, Items) and picks Skills. He then selects "Baptise". A large baptismal goblit appears above the devil. It tips over and gravy pours out.* Popeman: WHY WAS THERE GRAVY IN THE GOBLET??? Priest Boy: Sorry... >> *Priest Boy selects out of his menu (Attack, Steal, Bible, Items): Bible. He then takes out a Bible and starts reading it.* Devil: Mwahahaha! I call apon HARRY POTTER to do my bidding! *Harry Potter summon* *Harry Potter appears out of nowhere and casts lumos on Popeman, blinding him.* Popeman: Light can only come forth from the representative of the one true God! *Popeman goes into his Skills again and then uses Holy* *HOLY* *A white explosion blows up the devil* *The devil takes 9999 damage* Devil: AH! You got me! I think I'll be leaving now! *Devil disappears in a cloud of smoke.* Popeman: DANGIT! He got away. We'll get him next time... right Priest Boy? Priest Boy: I hope so Popeman... I hope so... THE END |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 2800/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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....Boy, you like pushing people's buttons.  Luckily the support for Ratzinger (Ben16) at this board is a little less than some others, though  Popeman in this case can represent BUSH though... even though Bush isn't Catholic. Ye see, Bush's administration cut tons of funds to Africa regarding birth control because about 10% of it was being used for abortions. How sad. |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 1094/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| I'm sorry but that was awesome. The whole 'birth control is evil' thing is so damn dumb anyhoo. You know what's more evil? PEOPLE DYING FROM AIDS. Have some perspective, Popeman. |
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Nebetsu Shmee Level: 55 Posts: 1262/1574 EXP: 1291130 For next: 23059 Since: 09-01-04 From: Nebland Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Originally posted by Admiral Kefbar It isnt about pushing people's buttons. I thought of this while walking down the road this morning and thought I'd see if people here thought it was funny. Besides: A lot of humor is all about taking risks on offending people. |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 2802/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Actually, I'll agree. I find the old Michael Moore shows and some episodes of the Daily Show hilarious because you just know they piss some people off so much. I thought it was funny. Not extravegantly funny, for I have seen parodies on stuff like this before (not QUITE in the same exact way though), but I still found it funny. | |||
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 1096/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| The Daily Show is just plain awesome. Even if they are mainly making jokes, they're just so damn right. If it wasn't for The Daily Show, South Park and in some respects, Michael Moore, I'd think the whole of America was some kind of facist conservative nuthouse. But I don't. Just slightly over half of it is. >.> Michael Moore does perpetrate the stereotype that Americans are fat and loud, however. The inclusion of Harry Potter into the sketch was rather amusing, I must say. |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 9175/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Sketchie Mole Level: 28  Posts: 206/356 EXP: 118351 For next: 12987 Since: 12-27-04 Since last post: 7 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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| Good one. XD But it doesn't really make any sense... the devil is supposed to foresee people dying so he can own their souls. And in your story he was giving out condoms to prevent people from getting STDs. WTF? Still a good one though. I really liked how you had gravy pour out of the goblet. |
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.  Level: 114  Posts: 6068/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| That was... Pointless. And not funny. Not horrible, mind you, I just didn't find it *funny*. And now I have the old Batman theme in my head. Fyxe: Am I a crazy conservative fascist? |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 1103/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| Why of course. *Pasts his back* Don't worry, you can be a facist if you really want. >.> Seriously, how the bloody hell am I meant to know? O.o'' I know nothing about your religious/political beliefs. |
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Alastor the Stylish Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco. Level: 114 Posts: 6071/7620 EXP: 16258468 For next: 51099 Since: 03-15-04 From: Oregon, US Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Religious beliefs: Perhaps there's a god, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna pray to him (you read that right), because what if I pick the wrong religion? Every day I'll just be making him madder and madder. Political beliefs: Both parties are typically wrong - if I'm to vote, it'll be on whoever I feel is less stupid. |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 1104/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| Then no, you are certainly not fanatical, crazy or facist. You may be conservative but you sound more middle ground and reasonable to me. You subscribe to the Homer Simpson ideals of religion, which aren't that stupid really when you think about it. There are so many religions, and if one of them is right, how the heck are we supposed to know? The only reason many Americans (and the 'West' in general) grow up Christian is because they live in a Christian country. Stick a newborn American child in India and have them grow up with an Indian family and they'll probably grow up Hindu. But, of course, many people in the West have little concept of a world outside their country. This isn't helped in America thanks to the very self-involved media. And now we're getting too serious for the topic. POPEMAN AWAY. NANA NANA NANA NANA. |
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Nebetsu Shmee Level: 55 Posts: 1263/1574 EXP: 1291130 For next: 23059 Since: 09-01-04 From: Nebland Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Originally posted by Sketchie The devil is giving out condoms to promote people sleeping around more, which will create more abortion clinics. |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 2805/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Originally posted by NebetsuOriginally posted by Sketchie Not if the condoms do their job. |
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Fyxe Lyn Level: 51 Posts: 1106/1160 EXP: 954265 For next: 59673 Since: 03-29-04 Since last post: 117 days Last activity: 114 days |
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| That's the irony of the church's position. Lets face it, they just don't want people having sex, because they're all old men who aren't getting any. Oh Popeman, get over your extended mid-life crisis. BIFF. THWACK. |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 2812/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| There are old men who never have sex because that is what their tradition tells priests to be... and to think, in olden days, there was a pope with 20 kids from about 5 different women. Anyway, we all know about the Catholic church and the things it might be lacking, but there have seriously been a LOT of parodies done about such matters already.  Granted, it's not Popeman, but still... |
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Sketchie Mole Level: 28 Posts: 214/356 EXP: 118351 For next: 12987 Since: 12-27-04 Since last post: 7 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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Originally posted by NebetsuOriginally posted by Sketchie Ah, now it makes sense. |
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Lilmario Hoarder crappy custom title! Level: 31  Posts: 190/367 EXP: 171741 For next: 13622 Since: 03-15-04 From: The land of Leprachauns <3 Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Meh. Not too funny. I only believe in abortion if it is REALLY necessary (say, to save the womans life.) (edited by Lilmario on 04-24-05 08:05 AM) |
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Nebetsu Shmee Level: 55 Posts: 1266/1574 EXP: 1291130 For next: 23059 Since: 09-01-04 From: Nebland Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Originally posted by SketchieOriginally posted by NebetsuOriginally posted by Sketchie Hey! It's Catholicism here! It doesnt HAVE to make sense! |
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MathOnNapkins Math n' Hacks Level: 67  Posts: 1773/2189 EXP: 2495887 For next: 96985 Since: 03-18-04 From: Base Tourian Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 32 min. |
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Originally posted by Nebetsu This, from the comedian whose jokes don't have to be funny... |
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