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Kirbynite

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Posted on 05-30-05 07:46 AM Link | Quote
Kirby: English... Spanish.. then History... Then Art.. And then Math Analysis.. Some Science.. and top if off with PE.

Kirby was trying to remember his daily schedule as he roamed the halls. He left his backpack in the classroom, so he couldn't rely on looking at the written schedule.

Kirby: Yes! The library! And I didn't have to ask for directions! *spins around and does a peace sign* Booya!

((I'm about ready to make it third period ))
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Posted on 06-01-05 09:11 AM Link | Quote
Much to Kirby's dismay, a small little teddy bear popped out right in front of his face.

Teddylot: WRONG! This isn't the library. This is the "Media Center" ... for computer nerds and geeks. The library ... is actually on the other side of the school ... right near the Foreign Language hallway.

-----

Zap reluctantly walked into his college class late. He burdened the stares coming from the college kids and walked right up to the teacher who was busy with some papers at his desk. If any one of the older students had not seen him walk in, they were quickly notified by the teacher's loud voice.

Dr. Shelly: And why, may I ask, are you late, sir?

Zap: ... Well, uh, the bus was delayed, and--

Dr. Shelly: Bup bup. So I'm guessing you're one of those "genius" kids from Orange Star I've heard so much about.

Zap: I guess ... sir.

The teacher stood up from his favorite rolly chair, and gave him a vicious stare.

Dr. Shelly: *low murmur* What's your name?

Zap: Uh, Porter. Porter James.

Dr. Shelly: WELL, Porter. You're not in the safe halls of high school anymore. I'm afraid, you've entered the dangerous life of ... the college student--I guess in your case, it would be the semi-college student. So tardiness without valid excuse will not be tolerated! And to finish off ... I'm afraid you're not on my attendance sheet.

Zap: ... wait, what? This is Advanced Calculus, isn't it?

Dr. Shelly: NO ... OF COURSE NOT ... Actually, yes it is. Sit down, Porter. Front row. I want to keep a close eye on you. Unyielding, in fact.

Zap: Yes, sir.

Zap turned around and slumped his shoulders a bit lower. Behind him, the doctor gave a quick little smirk towards his new student. For anyone who saw him, however, he was sure to turn it back into a small scowl. For the student experienced with Dr. Shelly's antics, he would know that the wily doctor was a master at ambiguity. Whether he was sarcastic or not was a very hard task to distinguish. Of course, since Zap didn't know any of this, he slumped down into the closest seat and buried his head in his arms.
The teacher continued by re-introducing, for the sake of the newcomer, what the class would be focusing on over the course of the year and that the following day, there would be a test on everything that they had learned in math.


Dr. Shelly: And since this is an Advanced Calculus class ... I expect everyone to know their stuff, and I don't care how much you forgot over the summer. For those with weak memories, you may take one of last year's textbooks from the shelf by the door before. you. leave.

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Mr. Kwasny: Alright, schminks! That is basically what we will be covering over the course of the year. Hopefully, it will all culminate to the A.P. Chemistry exam. If you don't think you can handle it, you might want to take the opportunity to drop down to Honors Chem ... much easier for the average student and less stressfull.

The A.P. Chem teacher didn't really impress Twister all that much. He was overactive, took a liking to all the girls in class and rubbed their backs whenever the class was doing busy work, he used weird expressions and words in his speek, and to top it all off, his voice was at just the right frequency to be annoying.

Twister: *murmurs* Crap ...

Twister placed his head inside his arms for a few seconds, when suddenly a pair of hands touched his back. They were about to start rubbing when Twister sat up with a jolt.

Twister: GAH!!! Don't touch me!

And their went his bonus points for the entire year.


(edited by Tedd-Ewok on 05-31-05 04:12 PM)
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Posted on 06-01-05 09:25 AM Link | Quote
Kirbynite: ... What?! But but.. isn't the media center supposed to be a library too? It was at my school.. *sighs* Well.. is this where I can get the text books?
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Posted on 06-01-05 09:34 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: Nope ... that would be at the library ... right by the Foreign Language Hall ... on the other side of the school. You know, I think I'm going to go out on a limb and, correct me if I'm wrong, guess that you're actually a "new kid."
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Posted on 06-01-05 01:00 PM Link | Quote
Kirby: .. Yeah.. I'm new to this school.. and to this area. Wait, shouldn't you know that already? I kinda bumped into you some other time. I didn't freak out when I saw you right now.

Kirby looks behind him. He stares down the hallway. The long trek back.

Kirby: Where's the teacher's lounge? I need to pick up something for my teacher.
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Posted on 06-02-05 07:17 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: I don't ... seem to remember you ... wait ... no. See, that's the problem with having a "stream of consciousness" mindset. Your mind just ends up wandering, and then you end up somewhere ... like Nantucket ... or Miami ... or somewhere desolate like North Dakota. You know what should happen. South Dakota should merge with North Dakota to make one big Dakota. Of course, it still wouldn't make much difference with the reapportionment.

...

Anyway, yeah, the teacher's lounge is just around the corner, and lucky for you, I ... am a regular.
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Posted on 06-02-05 07:23 AM Link | Quote
Kirby blinked blankly at the bear before him.

Kirby: ... Oh.. um.. thanks. Well, I'll see you around. I really need to hurry up... the hour's gonna end in a few minutes.

Kirby nervously smiled at the bear, and waved his hand. He then turned around and started walking.
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Posted on 06-02-05 07:53 AM Link | Quote
Teddylot: Cheerio, chum ... Well, off I go to download some video games.

TO THE MEDIA CENTER!!! ... Score, I'm already here. Super speed.
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Posted on 06-12-05 03:13 AM Link | Quote
((That's it... PSI Fast Forward Alpha!))

BING BONG BING BONG

Kirby: I'm never going to get adjusted to that sound.

The bell signaling the end of second period went off. The hallways began to flood with students, as usual.

Kirby had successfully made it to the teacher's lounge and picked up his books as well before the period was over. He felt a bit happy about missing an entire class, so his side trackings were not a complete waste.

After heaving his books and backpack, the boy in the blue jacket took a quick look on his schedule.


Kirby: Hm... Got a history class coming up... *quirks a brow* Mr... What the heck? I can't pronouce this name.. Is this german? Eh, whatever...

With his old friend nowhere in sight, Kirby had to go search for another class again.
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Posted on 06-13-05 10:32 PM Link | Quote
Guts: *walking down the hall* Man, this stupid bell is broken again? *hits the bell with a textbook*

Bell: BELLLLLLLLLLL!

Guts: Much better.
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Posted on 06-13-05 10:51 PM Link | Quote
Kirby: Now it feels like there's a fire somewhere. *looks at Guts* Hey! You look familar! ... Er... Um.. Could you direct me to Mr. Nie.. Nieder... Um... this guy's history class.

Kirby holds up his schedule and points to the name "Niederhaussermaier"

Kirby: Eh heh.. I'm still not good with the numbering system in this school ;
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Posted on 06-14-05 09:38 AM Link | Quote
Guts: Hey, that's where I'm headed as well! Seems like we have pretty much the same schedule. Let's see, now, it's... Er... *looks left* No, I think it's... *looks right* ...You got a coin?


(edited by JediDavis on 06-13-05 04:39 PM)
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Posted on 06-14-05 09:45 AM Link | Quote
Kirby started to frown a bit.

Kirby: .... *looks at the schedule again* Hey wait a minute.. Could you move a bit?

Kirby holds up his hand. at the door behind Guts.

Kirby: I think this is it.
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Posted on 06-15-05 05:22 PM Link | Quote
After a quick stop at his locker to drop off his math textbook and pick up his ludicrously heavy history tome, Mel headed off to... Mr... Mr...

Mel: Let's just stick with Mr. N.
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Posted on 06-16-05 10:54 PM Link | Quote
Shaken out of his calculus-driven daze by the loud clanging of the second bell, Kalar snapped to attention and stared at his schedule....

Grey: "Who the heck is this guy?"

Neiderhaussermeier...?

He trundled off to the class, turning the schedule sideways and upside down, trying to see if there was an easier way to read the damn name....


(edited by Grey on 06-24-05 08:05 PM)
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Guts: Wow... You must be, like, a magician or something...
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Posted on 06-17-05 03:41 AM Link | Quote
Kirby: Magician? *rubs back of head* Eh heh.. sure. Why not? Um...

Kirby walked towards the door and proceeded inside. He takes a few steps in, and notices that there were others behind him.

Mr. Niederhaussermaier: Hm? Und who ist you?

Kirby: Huh? Me? I'm Kirby Nite.

Mr. Niederhaussermaier: I do not recall seeink your pikture--

Kirby: I just moved into the area just recently, Mr Niderhowsenmer..

Mr. Niederhaussermaier: Das name ist Niederhaussermaier... I am von Germany, ja?

Kirby: Er... y-yeah.. sorry.. Um... Are we gonna go over the syllabus and such?

Mr. Niederhaussermaier: I believe you haf done enouf of das. Today, ve fill begin learnink about das first Vorld Var...

Kirby: Hey, entertainment on the first day!

Mr. Niederhaussermaier: I do not see it as such.. Mein country was brutaly destroyed by das evil countries of Britain and France... But ve fill learn it from mein German point of view.. So you can know vat really happenet in das first World War...

Kirby: ... I'm gonna go sit down now...
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At this point, there was a knock on the window directly next to the desk Kirby was at. It slid open, and a pair of hand grabbed onto the edge. Mel heaved himself over, into the classroom, and fell down onto his face before standing back up. He re-adjusted his hat, flicked a few hairs out of his face, and sat down next to Kirby.
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Posted on 06-22-05 12:27 AM Link | Quote
Kirby: *looks at Mel* Um... did you really have to sneak in like that? I mean... it's not like you were late...

BELLLLLLLLL

Kirby: You know, I don't know if that sounds right, either.

Mr. Niederhaussermaier: Das tarty-bell ist gerungen, und you have not fount your seat? *glares at the students standing near the door* Das ist very bad, very bad indeet... I suggest you do extra work in das home, ja?
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Posted on 06-22-05 01:06 AM Link | Quote
Guts leaned over in his desk toward JDavis, who was sitting next to him.

Guts: What did he say!?

JDavis: ... Nazi, Hagen-Das, Hitler, David Hasselhoff, Maboroshi Abyll, gesundheit.

Guts: Oh...
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