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Nebetsu

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Posted on 03-20-05 02:30 AM Link | Quote
I think I got a really sick mind. This one girl said that "Girls are better than guys at using a manual car instead of automatic". The first thing that went through my mind was "Girls are better at handling a stick than guys". Anyone else have any stories on how they are sick minded?
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Posted on 03-20-05 03:00 AM Link | Quote
wow. Go take a cold shower or something. Works for Catholics.
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Posted on 03-20-05 04:02 AM Link | Quote
You know, you shouldn't post. You sick, sick person.
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Posted on 03-20-05 06:25 AM Link | Quote
So I assume you think that Automatic is a vibrator then?

I have alot of pervered thoughts of course, but they usually just come out of the blue. Althought well... once me and my sister laughed at the command "Erect" in Animal crossing (the command you can use on signs...). When it's really not that funny.
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Posted on 03-20-05 07:03 AM Link | Quote
I'd think that would be more of a Freudian slip than anything. :\ Lord knows I've been guilty of some in the past...

*glares at Hiryuu who will call him on anything that sounds wrong*
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Posted on 03-20-05 07:08 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
wow. Go take a cold shower or something. Works for Catholics.


Works for me. Then I realize I'm human...
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Posted on 03-20-05 07:46 AM Link | Quote
Well I was going to suggest lobotomy, but my instincts tell me that would be ineffective for Nebetsu. Further removal of brain material may result in his vital organs shutting down. But yeah everyone thinks perverted things, they just don't say them. Unless you're paying $5.99 a minute.

And the thing about Catholics is actually straight out of my friend's sex ed class. He went to a People of Praise school and that's pretty much all the sex ed they had.
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Posted on 03-20-05 07:49 AM Link | Quote
When my boss says to clean the unit... I laugh.

When the foreign exchange student asks what a rod is... I laugh.

When the physics teacher says he needs some lube for the pasco cart... I laugh.

When I hear the words 'penetrate, ram, hump, bounce, pull out, etc.' I think dirty thoughts and... I laugh.

And Freudian slips are better when they aren't really Freudian slips but you pass them off as being Freudian slips, as I often do.
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Posted on 03-20-05 09:43 AM Link | Quote
I am the master of "That's what she said." Pretty much any time any one of my friends says something that could be construed sexually, I say "That's what she said." It's pretty awesome. And by awesome, I mean annoying.
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Posted on 03-20-05 11:19 AM Link | Quote
I got a pretty funny idea running through my head while reading Huck Finn. Somewhere in the early chapters, it says something like "Quick, Jim! Hump yourself up!"

That's funny
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Posted on 03-20-05 12:20 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Colleen
...*glares at Hiryuu who will call him on anything that sounds wrong*


I don't even have to. This thread is a crock anyways.
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Posted on 03-20-05 03:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yomiko
Originally posted by Colleen
...*glares at Hiryuu who will call him on anything that sounds wrong*


I don't even have to. This thread is a crock anyways.
...did I just read cock?
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Posted on 03-20-05 04:16 PM Link | Quote
And I read what you posted as "Did I just eat cock?" This thread keeps getting worse and worse. The networks censors are gonna get us for this.
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Posted on 03-20-05 04:26 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
The networks censors are gonna get us for this.


..in what way?
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Posted on 03-20-05 04:46 PM Link | Quote
By replacing us with thetrinitynetwork.acmlm.org
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Posted on 03-20-05 07:35 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Black Lord


When the foreign exchange student asks what a rod is... I laugh.

When I hear the words 'penetrate, ram, hump, bounce, pull out, etc.' I think dirty thoughts and... I laugh.



Dirty thoughts comes to my mind when I hear penetrate, ram, hump and rod.

"Do the Mario!"
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Posted on 03-21-05 03:27 AM Link | Quote
That happens to me every now and then. Hell, just watch Inuyasha, so much inuendo... What with the big throbbing sword that shoots stuff and all.

Cold showers actually turn me on.
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Posted on 03-21-05 03:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by NSNick
I am the master of "That's what she said." Pretty much any time any one of my friends says something that could be construed sexually, I say "That's what she said." It's pretty awesome. And by awesome, I mean annoying.


Wow, you bastard. I've heard that one way too many times.

"Yeah dude it's so big"
"That's what she said"

Trapster: Do the Mario!

...


(edited by Xeogred on 03-20-05 06:38 PM)
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Posted on 03-21-05 04:41 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xeogred

Wow, you bastard. I've heard that one way too many times.

"Yeah dude it's so big"
"That's what she said"




EXTREME CLOSE UP!

WHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!
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Posted on 03-21-05 07:45 AM Link | Quote
Uh, Neb, sorry to break it to you, but uh...

That's really mild. You're not sick at all, sorry.
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