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Grey the Stampede

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Posted on 03-08-05 05:03 AM Link | Quote
OOC: Alright guys, I want a good, clean fight. Use the arena how you will, design it to your perfect specifications, and make sure you follow the rules. That said, fire away!

Ah, and Jarukoth? I'd appreciate it if you did something special for this fight. I'd like to fight the actual Jarukoth character, since I've never really gotten a chance to before.
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Posted on 03-09-05 12:38 AM Link | Quote
OOC: I was planning on it from the beginning. Odds are, I will be using my main for all the tournament battles. Now, let's go...
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DiEn unit #0091, also known as Team Jarukoth, remained in their designated locker room while the match pairings were announced for the next round. Ada and Shino sit in from of the monitor, anxiously awaiting thier comrade's next opponent as he does his prematch stretching. Suddenly, it flashes onto the screen.

Shino: "Heh. Look's like Grey's going to be just another victim, eh?"

Ada: "Don't get cocky. Just because J got lucky and broke the 'second round curse' doesn't mean he can let up."

Jarukoth: "...I know. Grey is the 'successor', after all. Most people tend to forget that."

Shino: "Successor? What are you talkin' about?"

Jarukoth: "....It's nothing. Never mind..."

Shino: "....whatever. "

As Jarukoth finishes his stretching, he flips back up to his feet, and equips his sword. He is about to leave to go to his next match, when...

Shino: Hey!

Shino tosses an unmarked bottle to Jarukoth. Jarukoth catches it, and looks at the bottle with a puzzled look on his face.

Jarukoth: "What's this?"

Shino: "Just something I prepared for you. Drink it when you need a bit of a power boost."

Jarukoth: "Oh. Ok, I will. Thanks, Shino."

Jarukoth smiles, and waves goodbye to his comrades, which they return.

Ada: "So, what IS in that stuff?"

Shino: "Heh heh...Just my 'little experiment', that's all...."

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Jarukoth's music blares through the Stadium's speakers. The crowd erupts with cheering as he steps out into the arena. Jarukoth, however, seems a bit too serious to enjoy it, as he quickly unsheathes his sword, and prepares for Grey's inevitable arrival...

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Shino: "Geez, what's been up his butt lately?"



(edited by Jarukoth on 03-09-05 06:24 AM)
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Posted on 03-09-05 05:10 AM Link | Quote
OOC: Well, get ready for one hell of a match...

Janus: "Grey, stop."

Grey was cracking his knuckles... Red, Green, Blue, and he had already decided which of them was going to die at Jarukoth's hands... Grey drew the short straw.

Grey: "What, Janus? Don't tell me..."

Janus: "I want to fight Jarukoth. I've been waiting for it for a long time."

Grey: "I thought you weren't fighting?"

Janus: "Can't say I didn't say that. But at the same time, I was really only waiting until I could get my hands on someone I've never fought before. Please, Grey. I'd like to take this opportunity."

Grey stepped aside to let the black-suited warrior past him and into the stadium.

Grey: "Heh, don't let me stop you... Evan told me about that little thousand bird attack of his."

Janus: "Grey, thanks. You're a true friend."

Janus walked into the arena, Satchel in his arms, ready to battle Jarukoth.

But Red, Green, and Blue were going through a rather different battle at the time...

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Red: "Scheduling error? What the hell are you talking about?"

Nameless NPC #322: "Yes, Mr. Williams. I'm afraid there's been a small problem with the spectator regulations. Apparently, so many people wanted to see this fight that we weren't able to give you a private booth to watch it from."

Red: "You've got to be kidding me!"

NNPC322: "I'm sorry, I wish I could help, but I can't. Why don't you go to the booth we have requisitioned for you now? I'm sure there's some nice people in there..."

Red: "Fuck that, give us a booth!"

NNPC322: "I'm sorry, I wish I could help, but I can't. Why don't you go to the booth we have requisitioned for you now? I'm sure there's some nice people in there..."

Red: "Ah, dammit!"

NNPC322: "I'm sorry, I wish I could help, but I can't. Why don't you go to the booth we have requisitioned for you now? I'm sure there's some nice people in there..."

Red: "Argh, fine...."

With that, the Agents walked away from the front desk of the arena, and headed to their booth. Strange day, indeed.

Meanwhile, several hundred yards away, in his office near the Sim Battle Auditorium and Cafeteria, User Grey leans back in his chair and chuckles a bit, his finger just having left a button clearly labeled "Plot Device Activator".


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Of course, Red, Green, and Blue saunter off to their booth, which happens to be a rather tall tower overlooking the arena. An excellent view, for sure. Waiting for them, at the top of the tower outside the room in which they will be watching the fight is none other than Detective Grey.

Grey: "Heya. Janus preempted me at the last minute."

Blue: "How surprising, he is actually going to be fighting now? This SHOULD be interesting..."

Red: "Doesn't really matter... Have you seen who's in there?"

Grey: "No... the door won't open."

Red: "Bah, let me take a whack at it."

Using his incredible strength, Red manages to open the rather large door, and the four men shuffle in. Red closes the door behind him, and turns around to see who they'll be watching the fight with.

Red (thinking): 'Probably some old couple or something... Figures.'

Red's look changed from one of apathetic disaffection to extreme surprise.

Ada and Shino stood in front of them. Turning back, Red discovered the door was locked, and the only way out of the room was into the Arena. A few hundred yards away, User Grey chuckled a second time...
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Posted on 03-09-05 07:24 AM Link | Quote
OOC: Heheh...I like your style...
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The two DiEns draw thier weapons upon the arrival of the new faces, but put them down upon recognizing them. Shino is a bit surprised to see some other members of Team Grey. Ada...not so much.

Ada: "Let me guess...#322, right? Geez, all the romhacking powers in the world, and this place still has faulty NPCs..."

Shino: "Oh...they're just watching the fight, then? Cool. You fellows have a seat, I'll go get the snacks..."

Shino goes to rummage through the booth's mini kitchen for some edibles, and Ada radios to Jarukoth one more time before the fight begins...

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Ada: *via ComLink* "J, it seems that "the successor" thinks quite highly of you, and even has some prior knowledge about your fighting style. Don't let him down..."

Jarukoth: "...I don't intend to..."

Ada: *ComLink* "I'll get back in touch with you once I gather more intel on your opponent. Ada out."

The sun doesn't shine too brightly above the arena. Nothing interrupts Jarukoth's sharingan from identifying Janus from approaching. As soon as he steps within range, a voice rings out over the stadium speakers...

Announcer: "FIGHT!"

Not a second after the word is uttered does Jarukoth make his opening move - a horizontal slash from his katana, but with a larger slash radius beyond that of a normal katana. Energy can be briefly seen extending from the sword, extending his slash attack...

"Kenjutsu - Kogetsu Zan!"
[Sword Art - Crecent Moon Slash]
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Posted on 03-09-05 09:13 AM Link | Quote
Janus: "Not gonna happen!"

Janus leaps into the air and over Jarukoth's slash, frontflipping several times and bringing his hammer into form! He comes down hard onto the arena's concrete, and the two fighters face away from each other. The arena hadn't changed its scenery yet, but Janus knew it'd be soon. To what, of course, he had no idea. He decided to stall...

"So, how strong are you? Really?"

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From the booth, Team Grey checks the opening move intently...

Red: "Impressive. Jarukoth's pretty fast, just like I remember."

Blue: "His speed is considerable, but Janus is faster. My only real concern is with physical strength. It appears as though that is where our friend falters the most."

Red: "Even so, Janus has this one in the bag if he keeps his focus."

With all this posturing, it's almost as though Red is trying to provoke someone...
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Posted on 03-09-05 03:48 PM Link | Quote
As Shino brings out the tray full of refreshments, he overhears Team Grey's boasts.

Shino: One moment, please.

Shino takes a cup of water from the tray, and takes a gulp. A second later, Shino does a spit take in Team Grey's general direction. Ada simply begins to laugh.

Ada: "Don't underestimate a DiEn. This fight is more evenly matched then you think."

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Meanwhile, Jarukoth sheathes his katana as Janus speaks to him, and takes a fighting stance...

Jarukoth: "As strong as I want to be.......By the way, you're within range of my divination....."

"Jyuuken - Hakke Rokujuu Yonshou!"
[Gentle Fist Style - 64 Points of Divination]

Jarukoth quickly turns around to meet Janus, as his hands radiate with energy. He then lunges in to connect with the strikes...

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Ada: "Now then, let's see how he deals with an organ damaging combo attack...."


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-09-05 06:41 PM)
(edited by Jarukoth on 03-09-05 06:42 PM)
(edited by Jarukoth on 03-09-05 06:43 PM)
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Posted on 03-10-05 02:31 AM Link | Quote
Naturally, though he's fast, Janus isn't nearly fast enough to deal with an attack of that magnitude. All 64 hits get him completely, and after the strike connects, he is thrown backward a few feet. Those soft blows certainly didn't LOOK like they hurt, but Janus knows full well his organs are bleeding... It'll take a few moments for him to regenerate.

Janus: "It'll take more than a few slaps to-- augh!"

As he speaks, he coughs up a bit of blood, and it falls to the concrete. Just as the steaming red matter hits the cement, the arena makes its first change! The kneeling Janus is whipped away from Jarukoth by the receding arena floor, and as the cement is replaced by soft earth and rock, the two fighters are sent to opposite ends of the stadium!

"I.... I don't know much about Shinobi, but I think if you keep up the tricks like that, I'll learn pretty quickly."

He drops Satchel for a moment, places his hands together, and archaic symbols begin to glow from the ground around him, making a clock-like pattern on the ground. Time Magic.

"Haste!!!"

As Janus' bodily functions sped up and his organs slowly began to return to normal, he shook his head. This was NOT going to be easy.
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Red: "Hey!"

Shino's spit take, of course, resulted in Red's suit getting extremely wet. He didn't exactly enjoy having someone less than a third of his size mocking him, and his temper began to heat up a bit.

"What the hell's up with that? You wanna spit on me again? I dare you..."

Red's certainly had a bad day, thus far...
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Posted on 03-10-05 03:40 AM Link | Quote
Shino: "Oops. Heh heh. Sorry about that, Red. I....HEY! Was that the 64 points already?!?"

As Shino directs his attention back to the fight, Ada sighs to herself, and gets up from her chair...

Ada: "I'll get you a towel, Red. Just hold off on fighting Shino for now, ok?"

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Meanwhile, Jarukoth watches Janus activate his Haste spell on himself. He was pretty confident in his Sharingan's ability to read Janus' movements, but given that this was a tournament match, he didn't want to take any chances...

Jarukoth draws his katana again, and focuses his energy through the blade for a second time...


"Kenjutsu - Senpuu Retsu Zan!"
[Sword Art - Whirlwind Slash]

Jarukoth whirls around, releasing the energy stored in his blade as he does so. The projectile takes the form of a whirlwind shaped of energy, which spins ever faster at Janus...


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-09-05 06:46 PM)
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Posted on 03-10-05 04:33 AM Link | Quote
Janus: "Whirlwindsaremyspecialty..."

The intense speed upgrade Haste gave allowed Janus to spin himself into a tempest of his own, whirling much faster than his normal tornadoes...

"Cyclone!!!"

The dizzying attack, intended to blow the sword jutsu away, quickly grew from a localized windstorm to a full-out hurricane, as the Haste-powered Janus spun faster and faster, kicking up various bits of earth and rock and scattering flying pieces of debris everywhere. What he'll do with this, he's really got no clue, but the effect of reasonably large rocks flying in random directions is still pretty large.

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Meanwhile, Red seems to be calming down just a little bit.


Blue: "Relax, Evan. Remember, we are here to spectate, not to fight."

Grey: "Yeah, and besides, it'd just be overkill anyway."

Red closed his eyes and engaged in a few relaxation exercises. John was right. Breathe in. No place to fight. Breathe out.

But that damn Nameless NPC... He couldn't help but remember her empty, smiling face and soulless, shining eyes. It made him so angry!

But it sure was nice of Ada... She wasn't all that bad. It was sweet of her, he thought. Thinking like that calmed him down. Maybe he'd... Well, nah. Different scenario.

But that damn NNPC! The thought just kept coming back into his head, and now that Shino guy had to spit on him...

Control. Control was the key. All good leaders can keep control. Control yourself, you control the situation.

But Red was really itching to get some of his agression out...
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Posted on 03-11-05 12:43 AM Link | Quote
Ada: "Ok, here you go, Red."

She tosses him the towel, and then sits down again, focusing her attention on the fight.

Shino can't focus as well, however. He just noticed the way Red was looking at Ada. Almost as if he wanted to...

Nah. It couldn't be. Still...he didn't like people eyeing his comrades like that...


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Jarukoth, meanwhile, didn't like having his moves reversed like that, as expected. Janus' whirlwind easily cancels out his own attack. Futhermore, the copious amounts of rock being spewed everywhere weren't making things any easier. Jarukoth dodges most of the rock, getting struck by a few of the smaller chunks.

One thing was certain: he would need a little something extra to get any sort of advantage.


Jarukoth: "Wait. Shino's stuff..."

He takes out the bottle, and only looks at it for a moment before taking a big swig of what was inside. A odd feeling begins to come over him...

Jarukoth: "So...that's what you were planning...very...clever..."

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Ada: "Ok, spill it. What's going on here Shino?"

Shino: "Well, last night, I decided to try an experiment. I had Jarukoth watch some kung fu movies with the sharingan active, just to see if he could learn the style."

Ada: "...So, what does that have to with that stuff in the bottle?"

Shino: "The stuff in the bottle is just Dwarven Stout. Some of the strongest stuff outta Norrath, I might add."

Ada face fills with a grim realization.

Ada: "Shino...what movies did you make him watch?"

Shino: "Heh...Drunken Master I and II..."

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Jarukoth: "HEEEY YO CHICO!! Whyyya godda be all SPPiinnin' roUnd and SHit!?! HUH!?"

In one of the more bizarre displays ever to come out of Jarukoth, he staggers around, taking a very unusual fighting stance...

Jarukoth: "LET'S FIGHTING LOOOVE! WHOOP WHOOP! WUSSUP BAYBEE!?! WUSSUP BAYBEE!?!"

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Ada: "So...right now, he thinks he's a drunken master."

Shino: "No...right now, he IS a drunken master. This should be gooood...."


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-10-05 03:44 PM)
(edited by Jarukoth on 03-10-05 03:45 PM)
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Posted on 03-11-05 07:47 AM Link | Quote
OOC: Heh, this is going pretty well...

Red caught Shino eyeing him...

Red: "Hey, short-man! You looking at me? Are you?"

Hard to believe Ada could team up with someone like Shino, Red thought as he dried himself off a bit.

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Meanwhile, Janus was having some rather interesting difficulties. Haste wore off, and he was coming out of his spin only to see Jarukoth stumbling around as though he were drunk.

Well, he was drunk, actually. And using matrial arts, at that. As Jarukoth stumbled around, Janus took the time to observe his motions. There HAD to be a discrepancy...


Janus: "Sheesh, this is new... But is he using the Legend of Drunken Master style, or is that the original Drunken Master style? It's hard to tell. And I never saw the original Drunken Master."

Janus contemplated for a moment. In the very least, Jarukoth was going to be certainly dangerous. Utterly unpredictable. And, if he was using the Legend of Drunken Master style, extremely lucky. In any case, it gave Janus a little time to think.

Jarukoth, as he knew, was a ninja. Ninjas generally had two natural enemies; pirates and robots. A robot pirate, however, would cancel out the awesomeness, and be completely useless. As would a pirate cyborg. It had to be one or the other. Of course, Janus got an idea...

"Alright, if you're gonna do that..."

Striking a henshin pose for a split-second, Janus whipped from Satchel a pair of reflectively-backed CDs...

"Full Scan!!!"

Janus leaped into the air, striking another henshin pose, and holding the discs between his index and middle fingers. As he drew the discs slowly across his face, his eyes flashed a bright blue, and the secrets of Sid Meier's Pirates! were revealed to him...

A brilliant flash of light erupted around Janus, and remained illuminated for several seconds, during which the light, and Janus, traveled back to the ground. When it faded, Janus looked extremely different. His hair was longer, tied behind himself. He wore a loose, poofy shirt, a stylish silk overcoat, and breeches. Satchel was gone, replaced by a parrot positioned neatly upon his shoulder.

Almost as if on cue, a full symphony orchestra performance of Robert Sheldon's "Chanteys" began blaring loudly from the stadium speakers.

At Janus' side was a glistening rapier and a spyglass.


Capt. Janus: "Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to present..."

Janus spread his arms to the cheering crowd and took an elegant bow...

"The illustrious Captain Janus!"

Janus drew his rapier and held it in perfect fencing stance, facing his intoxicated foe with his own style of mastery...

"Now then, Drunken Master, let's get it on!"


(edited by Grey on 03-10-05 11:07 PM)
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Jarukoth: "you'se want ta fight ME? DO YA, CAPTAIN CRUNCH!? I'm MAgiCALLY DElicioUS!!!"

Jarukoth draws his sword...rather clumsily, and begins to fall over on his side. He props himself up by digging his blade into the dirt. He then hops up on top of the handle, and balances himself surprisingly smoothly for a drunken man.

Jarukoth:"Turn the page, wash yer hands....turn the page, wash yer hands...."

As he balances, Jarukoth and the sword rocket up into the air, and then comes crashing down a second later on the blade, creating small cracks in the ground beneath it.

Jarukoth begins "pogo jumping", up and down, on his sword, coming closer and closer to crashing down on Janus with every jump...


Jarukoth: "...and then you turn the page...and THEN YA WASH YA HANDZ!!!"

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Ironically, the action outside of the arena seemed to be more serious then the action inside it. Shino only smirks as he hears Red's accusations...

Shino: "Hmph...at least I'm not undressing your teammates with my eyes..."

Ada: "What?!?"

Shino: "Heh....I can't be fooled, Red. I know a lot about perversion...believe me..."
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OOC: If it were at all possible to surrender simply based on being outclassed by the awesomeness of my foe's Rocko's Modern Life references, I would have done so after that last post.

Red: "Perversion?"

At this comment, Red becomes engulfed in flames, and rises from his seat, leaving a burn mark where his posterior end was.

Blue: "Evan, control yoursel---"

Red: "Oh, no. Not this time. He's gone WAY too far."

Red stomps angrily over to Shino and grabs him by the collar of his clothes, lifting him off of the ground and staring piercingly into his face.

"How do you, of all people, know what I'm thinking? I say we stop the foolishness..."

Red scowls as he swiftly carries the hobbit over to the window of the booth, and holds him out the window, over the arena!


"....And settle this like men!"

With that, Red hurls Shino into the ring, and leaps out the window after him!

Blue: "Evan! You-- Argh, of course... He never listens."

Blue looks over at Ada, a slightly worried expression on his face.

"Flattered though you must be by the affections of my friend, I must say that my most immediate suggestion to you at this point in time is to assist your comrade. To put it simply, Evan is going to rip him to shreds. Jason, if you will?"

At the mention of his name, Green perks up from his distracted daydream, looks over at Blue, nods his head, and proceeds to the window, only to leap out of it after Red and into the arena!

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But what about Janus?

Janus: "Avast, ye scurvy dog! Ye be drinkin' too much ale, methinks! I be sendin' ye to the Davy Jones' Locker if'n yeh keeps boppin' 'round like that!"

A thick scottish accent overtakes Janus' normal voice as he does a quick backflip to dodge Jarukoth's latest strike!

"Now, it's time for ye to walk the plan---"

Crash! As Shino flies into the arena and lands near Janus and Jarukoth, only to be followed by Red and Green, the arena makes its second change! The rocks and dirt are overtaken by water as the mainland dissolves into a small archipelago.

"What treachery be this? First Mate Williams? Jason, the Cabin Boy?"

Red: "Cut the pirate crap, Janus, this is a personal affair!"

Janus: "Nay, Williams, this be theatrics in action!"

Red: "Fine, just stay out of my way!"

And, of course, in his blind rage, Red leaps straight at Shino, his fist ready to slam into the sand with ground-cracking force! Meanwhile, Janus, being the understanding young citizen he is, turns back to Jarukoth, pulling from his belt a brace of pistols, both of which he fires at Jarukoth!

Green's just kinda chilling.

Janus: "Sturdy knave!"
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Ada: "Blue, really. If I took every guy's advances seriously, Shino would be my best friend by now..."

Shino: "You know that's true...I've tried..."

Shino then emerges from the shadows of the room, grinning rather smugly.

Ada: "Let me guess, you switched yourself with a kage bunshin when you saw Red was getting angry, and he threw the clone out instead of you?"

Shino: "Pretty much, but I added one little twist..."

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Down on the battlefield, Shino's clone explodes violently before Red can begin his assault!

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Ada: "...........since when did you know how to make your clones explode like that?"

Shino: "Since when did YOU master gun katas?"

Ada: ".........Fair enough. Well, let's get moving then..."

Shino: "Wait a sec, is this allowed in the tournament?"

Ada: "Even if it isn't, we can't let Jeff be ganged up on. Come on...."

Ada leaps out the window, and sails down to the arena below, leaving Shino to wonder about what his comrade just said...

Shino: "....Did she just call him.....never mind."

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Meanwhile, Jarukoth leaps off his sword to dodge Janus' shots, leaving the sword dug in the ground behind him. As soon as Jarukoth gets within range, he let's loose with some fast, crazy strikes, drunken fist style.

Jarukoth: "dat Wuz TOO close! You were almost a Janus sandwich...ROFFLE!"

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Ada lands in front of Red and Green rather smoothly, reaching behind her back...

Ada: "Since you boys like interfering in other people's fights so much, I hope you won't mind me interfering in yours, Red..."

Ada takes her arms out from behind her, revealing a pair of Covenant Needlers. She then exhales slowly, while assuming a stangely exotic fighting stance...

"Gun Kata - Dance of the Pines!"

From her stance she sprays needler shots at both Red and Green, as Shino lands on one of the smaller islands behind her.

Shino: "I was going to get involved, but it seems like you've got things covered..."
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In a cliche anime-type maneuver, the soot-covered Red disappears in a burst of motion as the Needler shots fly at him, reappearing in front of Shino and swiping at him with a punch covered in fire!

Red: "This is for that exploding fake! Burning Fist!!!"

Green, on the other hand, sets up a shield of electromagnetic interference around himself as the Covenant's energy weapons are fired at him. The defense probably would have worked, were it not for the small problem of the Needlers exploding in his face as they collided with his shield. He says absolutely nothing as he is blown into the water, rendered out-of-commission for the time being.

Janus: "Hey, ho...."

Whipping his rapier back from his belt, Janus uses his remaining arm to hold the flailing Jarukoth at arm's length from him in an attempt to stop the drunken strikes, succeeding only in getting a very badly bruised arm. Regardless, he holds Jarukoth as tightly as he can, and tosses him into the water!

".....and up 'e raises, early in the morning!"

..........The water that just happens to be very highly conductive to electricity, as Green knows.


(edited by Grey on 03-12-05 04:13 PM)
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Posted on 03-13-05 01:44 AM Link | Quote
Red's speed almost catches Shino off guard, but he manages to grab the rest of Red's arm, struggling to hold the burning fist back just inches away from his face...

Shino: "It's getting a tad too hot in here..."

Shino's halfling arms cannot hold him for long, so he opts to knock Red's arm away, and leap high into the air.

Shino: "Alright, my turn..."

"Baika no Jutsu!"
[Multi Size Skill]

Shino's body suddenly inflate to the size of a large boulder in midair. Shino only smiles as his now prodigious body wieght comes crashing down on Red.

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"GoldenEye!"

Ada activates her special ocular ability, raising Jarukoth out of the water, and placing him by her side.

It's then when Ada notices where Jarukoth left his sword...right in front of Janus.


Ada: "J, quick! Zap him!"

Jarukoth: "Heeeeyyy BABY! u lookin HOT tonight!!11!"

It would seem that Jarukoth is still slightly drunk. Ada knocks him in the head with the spent Needler...

Ada: "Your sword, you idiot! Shock him!"

Jarukoth: *hic* "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................'kay."

"Lightning Rod!" *hic*

Jarukoth's sword, still stuck in the ground, begins to radiate with electrical energy. Suddenly, bolts of electricity fly out of the sword's hilt at Janus, and all around the immediate area...
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Posted on 03-13-05 02:03 AM Link | Quote
Janus: "Gayayayayayayyayak!"

He's quite heavily electrocuted, and his pirate suit is singed heavily as well. As he falls to the ground, a Naruto-esque puff of smoke envelops him, turning him back into regular Janus.

The strength of Red's suit was enough to save him, and he turned the attack around by catching the falling hobbit and hurling him at his teammates!

Red: "Jason! Defibrillator! Now!"

There's a splash of water as Green jumps out of the sea and onto Janus' island. He kneels down beside him, places his hands on Janus' chest, and shifts his currents around to act as a biological set of jumper-cables for Janus.

The current goes through Janus' vitals, reviving him and causing him to spring to his feet, no longer dressed in pirate garb, with Satchel in hammer form once again.


Janus: "Ah, thanks, Jason. That scottish accent was getting to me. I felt like Tim Curry for a second, there."

Green nodded as Red leaped from his island to theirs, and the three of them stood together, ready for the next assault by Team Jarukoth.
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Posted on 03-14-05 02:52 AM Link | Quote
Jarukoth: "Hehe...yeah....nice to see you...in the fight...Ada..."

Jarukoth seems to be slowing down a bit, slowly getting over the intoxicating effects of the alcohol...

Jarukoth: "I just need a second...then I'll be able to...go back in at full..."

Shino: ......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHH!!"

With yet another burst of smoke straight out of Konoha, Shino quickly reverts back to his previous state, so Ada can catch him, which she does.

Shino: "Thanks, A. I guess that Red guy's main strength is.....his strength. Let's try this then..."

Shino pulls out a pair of long chains with many daggers linked to them, wrapping them around his body. Then...

"Baika no Jutsu!"
[Multi Size Skill]

Shino's body expands to it's large form once again. He tucks in his head and arms, and rolls his body at the trio at a high velocity, seeking to destroy anything else that gets in his way, like a massive living wrecking ball...

"Spiked Meat Tank!"

Meanwhile, Ada begins pulling out random guns, tossing them all around the arena...


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-17-05 07:12 PM)
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Posted on 03-14-05 06:32 AM Link | Quote
Janus: "I'll handle this one..."

He slams his hammer into the ground, and several feet in front of him, the spiked meat-tank gets a rift of earth pushed out from beneath it like a piston!

"Earth Spike!!!"

Red and Green look to each other, nod once, and split off in different directions. The battle quickly begins to liken itself to a round of Unreal Tournament, as each warrior reaches a weapon Ada threw out, and picks it up!

And now, a quick broadcast from the mind of Agent Green...

Green (thinking): 'Wow, this is pretty crazy stuff. I wonder if it's a good idea to pick up these guns? That Ada lady is pretty clever. Chances are, they're probably wired with explosives. I guess I'll just have to save myself. I hope Evan doesn't get hurt, either...'

As he picks up his gun, a silver Mac 10, Green sends a quick wave of EMP through it, stopping any remote-control recievers in it from activating. He makes a hydraulic-powered leap to an adjacent island, and lays his other hand on a black Desert Eagle, sending another wave of EMP through it.

Armed and dangerous, Red and Green are at opposite ends of the arena, on either side of Jarukoth and Ada, as Janus and Shino's conflict comes to an end...
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Posted on 03-14-05 04:05 PM Link | Quote
Jarukoth: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't your intended opponent...him?"

Jarukoth points upward, just as Shino falls down from the sky, landing right beside him.

Shino: "Damn, what's with me getting knocked around so much..."

That's when Shino notices all the guns Ada has been tossing out. As Shino grins a bit, Jarukoth turns to Ada...

Jarukoth: "You and Shino take Red and Green! Leave Janus to me from here on out!"

If Ada heard him, she sure wasn't showing it. In any case, he dashes off to handle Janus, as Ada makes her move.

Ada: "You know, I never really understood the appeal of the Desert Eagle. At least, not when there's guns like these..."

Ada pulls out her last gun: A .45 Colt Anaconda, one of her favorites. She then tosses it upwards...and it hangs in the air, as if held by and invisible hand.

Suddenly, all the other guns float up to the same level in the air as the Colt, as they all begin to cock in sucession. The guns held by Red and Green jerk out of thier hands, and rise up to join the others. Ada's GoldenEye glows softly with power...


Ada: "This is my ability...Firing Squad!"

The guns break off into two groups: the ones trained on Red, and the ones aiming at Green...

Ada: "FIRE!"
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