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Danielle Local Moderator  Level: 76  Posts: 214/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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| Ever seen/heard of it? My brother just recently bought the dvds, and after listening to just a few minutes of it, Im hooked. It is hilarious! Redneck jokes, pranks, ect. made by a bunch of thirty-something guys. They have different segments such as "You know you are a redneck when..." and "When rednecks ask questions." It's just so stupid it's funny. There is a TV show, but it's not near as funny as the tour. |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 1868/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| The only one I've seen is Ron White, and he's pretty damned funny. That one cable guy looks dumb, and Jeff Foxworthy is also. I dunno about the fourth guy. | |||
Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 2543/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| When a beaver bites your nipple off, you might be a redneck. GIT 'ER DONE! |
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The SomerZ Summer, yay! Level: 45  Posts: 641/862 EXP: 618182 For next: 41982 Since: 03-15-04 From: Norway Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours |
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| I, *cough*, "aquired" the Blue Collar Comedy Tour quitre some time ago. I also do quite enjoy Bill Engvall (the third guy in the show) (and have done so after I heard his show on an mp3 that a friend of mine, *ahem*, "aquired" a few years ago), so, yeah, I second these guys being funny. | |||
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Danielle Local Moderator Level: 76 Posts: 233/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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Originally posted by Jarukoth  hehehe "My grandma recently passed away. So I went to buy her flowers, and in the flower shop they had cards, so I got one of those too. When I went to the ceremony, everyone was.. giving me looks." "What did the card say..?" "Get Well Soon." One thing I've never understood, what do they say after the jokes.. "Here's your sign" or something. I dont get it. Does anyone know  |
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The SomerZ Summer, yay! Level: 45 Posts: 642/862 EXP: 618182 For next: 41982 Since: 03-15-04 From: Norway Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours |
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| Bill Engvall has this famous "here's your sign" routine. Basically, he once proposed that all stupid people should wear a sign which showed that they were, in fact, stupid, and then told some stories about some people who acted incredibly stupid, and then simulated handing them a sign. This became a famous Bill Engvall-thing, so he kept his "here's your sign" routine, and though it might not be as famous as Mr. Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck...", I find it a lot more funny... "Got your truck stuck?" "Nope, I was just deliveing this overpass and my car ran out of gas" "... here's your sign" This should explain some things about the "here's your sign" routine... |
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Danielle Local Moderator Level: 76 Posts: 235/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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Originally posted by The SomerZ Ooooh thanks! =) Hehe, the "Here's your sign" routine is up there with my favorite, along with the "redneck words" shit. That is hilarious. *Putting skis on his car's roof* "You going skiing?" "Nope, just putting on my car roof in case we roll over, we can ski on down the mountain!" "Here's your sign." Okay, I get it. Like he's giving a sign saying YOU ARE STUPID to the guy who asked that question. lmao |
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Gnafu the Great Red Paragoomba Level: 11  Posts: 17/52 EXP: 5947 For next: 38 Since: 02-23-05 From: I don't know where I am!!! Mommy? Since last post: 140 days Last activity: 95 days |
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| That was absolutely hilarious XD. "Did you lock your keys in your car?" "No, I just washed it and I'm hanging it out to dry. Here's your sign." How many of you saw Rides Again? (edited by Gnafu the Great on 03-03-05 01:26 PM) |
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Danielle Local Moderator Level: 76 Posts: 242/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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| "If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck." I also love this: "I went to lost luggage and told them they lost my bag. 'Excuse me Miss, you seemed to have lost my luggage.' And she looked me straight in the eyes and said 'Has your plane landed yet?' 'Why no, princess, Im having one of those out-of-body experiences! I was just checking on it.' Here's your sign." (edited by Danielle on 03-06-05 01:24 AM) |
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Kario In Possession of a Stolen Shovel Level: 65 Posts: 1419/2082 EXP: 2321379 For next: 14249 Since: 03-15-04 From: Texas... Yeehaw! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 17 hours |
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| "Tire go flat?" "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign" I am *cough* "acquiring" it as we speak. |
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