Posts by GreyMaria

I remember Nesticle.

I always thought it was a cut off hand.

Then I applied some wordplay and oh my god

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Posted by GreyMario
MvDK3 [...] Plus Mode seems like I'll have to actually think this time around.

I was wrong.

Now I'm out of games to play at night

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<10:02.34> <GreyMaria> I feel dirty

Link because pixel dolphin boobies.

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Who let the eight year olds in again?

Dammit, guys.

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Posted by vinnyboiler
Is everything cool between you and XKeeper now?

Now that we're half-buds (Xkeeper and me - I need to track him down again, he makes a good Medic buddy in TF2), I feel I should bring up an ancient thing here.

The K is lowercase. The K is always lowercase if you like keeping your pancreas.

Mega-Mario: What do you think of NovaYoshi's fursona?

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Posted by zkip
Do you take pride in that your middle name is Paul?

Honestly, I don't give a shit.

I'm just sad it wasn't Hale.

Posted by Nikolaj
How's the weather right now where you are?

I believe yesterday was fuckfuckfuckcold raining. Today? Mofuggin' 60 degrees outside and sunny like you wouldn't believe.

I fucking hate March.

Posted by KP9000
Magician draws near!

Command?

Roll for initiative, then while he's distracted my halfling buddy can flank and Sneak Attack.

...I've been reading too much Order of the Stick. I mean, I just read through all ~800 strips in three days.

Posted by Xeruss
If you could be any animal you want for only 13 hours before reverting to your former self, what animal would you be?

Does this include fictional, mystical, magical, and/or subhumans?

The mundane answer would be... KEETY~

Fuckin' love cats.

E: Just removed eight linebreaks, shortening the post by ~128 pixels.

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Posted by Mega-Mario
Posted by GreyMario
What do you think of NovaYoshi's fursona?

Never heard of it. Probably it's because I never played TF2

If this were the Olympics, you'd have just won a gold in long-jumping for that conclusion.

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Posted by Ailure
So what makes you rage?

Anything from retards refusing to realize they're wrong... to my father.

Things in between include people who think it appropriate that non-mammal furries shouldn't have nipples but should have breasts, these stupid barely-adult models for wrinkle reduction cream, and SamuraiX not dying from being hated to death.

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I'll miss you, Cloudy Park.

TO THE OCREMIXES! Must track down new radio fodder.

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Posted by GreyMario
Do your worst, evil guy.

Helllooooooooo?

* GreyMario knocks twice on Kawa's forehead

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Posted by KP9000
'The Forest That Never Sleeps' - [MP3]

This works perfectly. Is that... a DKC2 forest theme mix? Haven't checked to confirm.

E: Just downloaded this for my PS3.
First Time on Outset is too crunchy and gritty and headache-inducing for the radio, though.

classical music. Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

NO NO NO. If I want a lullaby, I'll go looking for one.

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I have never seen a more beautiful assignment.

oh btw. beethoven doesn't help you do homework. it just puts you to sleep.

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wtb Link's Awakening Wii

Actually, I want to see a Zelda game for the DS that doesn't revolve around the goddamn touch mechanics.

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I would bump this from three and a half years ago just to say I fucking love Snow for Windows, but I honestly can't say I love it any more.

I think someone needs to get a team together and make a multi-monitor-compatible open-source version.

That and OpenSheep.

And perhaps something which'll draw Matrix-type falling characters on the desktop.

Also one of those fancy desktop-water-animation things that is also multi-monitor-compatible.

A kid can dream...

Thread topic is still relevant. The last three items on this page are why.

I've missed you, Wind Chimes.

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<14:26.48> <@KP9000> what the fuck
<14:26.53> * @KP9000 scrolls up
<14:27.01> <@KP9000> this damn wall of text should be happening on the board
<14:27.07> <@KP9000> guys
<14:27.09> <@KP9000> go fix it

<14:29.49> <GreyMaria> KP9000, porn is no on the board

<14:43.18> * GreyMaria tries to figure out what to copy-paste into the thread
<14:43.45> * GreyMaria gives up and tries to think of some real subject for the thread
<14:43.46> <NovaYoshi> Exophase's Poetry
<14:44.14> <GreyMaria> NovaYoshi, the last few things discussed in here were, in order: furry porn, Haz being derp, and my research paper
<14:44.24> <CyclopsCaveman> time ending in doubles decides GMs post topic
<14:44.40> <GreyMaria> Haz being derp is something we all know
<14:44.51> <GreyMaria> My research paper doesn't deserve an entire thread
<14:44.56> <GreyMaria> Furry porn is bans

It's like some sort of beautiful radio play.

Aaaanyway.

Since I'm out of ideas, we need to figure out some topic we can discuss at the same rate whether it be on IRC or on the board. And don't pick something slow, because that's not funny.

I would totally say "furry porn", but the Adult forum is kind of... locked.

Actually, let's talk about that. About the Adult forum. And why it's locked. And why it should be unlocked.

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Posted by KP9000
It's locked because too much immaturity has spawned from it.

The board can't handle irony of that magnitude!

If you want furry porn, I'm gonna have to deprive board2 of the traffic and send you to furaffinity or something.

Ugh, compulsory registration. e621 is better but they aren't based from one of those countries that is exempt from internet anti-piracy laws. It's not like the majority of the art is worth any money at all.

So, this thread is now about real life possessions. Tell us what car, job, computer, man cave, or whatever else you care to talk about.

Essentially Show and Tell. Go!

Where do I even begin? The haunted computer that always forgets what window skin to use? The phantom mouse that stops working - either for short periods of time or semi-permanently? The headphones that just refuse to last more than a year?

I swear to god, my technology is haunted.

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Most definitely not.

I'd have a camera if I felt I had a use for it, but there ain't a damn thing around boring old outskirts Roseburg, OR to photograph.

Hell, I'd say our old house next door is more picture-worthy just to show off all the carnage that's going on in there. God, what a mess. The drywall is falling off the ceiling in the kitchen because the house's foundation is doing the splits.

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Posted by Ailure
Posted by GreyMario
<14:29.49> <GreyMaria> KP9000, porn is no on the board
...

Sounds like I missed out.

Don't sound so disappointed.

(posting from PS3 again, whee!

)

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<12:11.14> <asiekierka> Question time
<12:11.17> <tiffany352> Why must I have the urge to click that
<12:11.23> <tiffany352> even though I know I'll regret it
<12:11.31> <asiekierka> if you were the opposite gender for a day
<12:11.38> <asiekierka> what would you do
<12:11.40> <tiffany352> I'd be super happy ^_^
<12:11.49> <asiekierka> i mean
<12:11.54> <asiekierka> actiond
<12:11.57> <asiekierka> actions
<12:12.02> <tiffany352> idk
<12:12.04> <asiekierka> like go shopping, etcetc
<12:12.18> <tiffany352> I wouldn't want to go back D:
<12:12.37> <asiekierka> greymaria you?
<12:12.45> <GreyMaria> ?
<12:12.50> <GreyMaria> hmm
<12:12.53> <GreyMaria> hmm
<12:12.58> <asiekierka> hmm
<12:13.16> <GreyMaria> s/day/week/ and I'd start out with finding out what
    it feels like to be the girl
<12:13.30> <asiekierka> me too
<12:13.41> <tiffany352> so
<12:13.43> <GreyMaria> then I get to take pictures of my clothed self and
    show people on the internet that "holy shit, I became a girl overnight.
    guys what do"
<12:13.44> <asiekierka> and after that?
<12:13.49> <tiffany352> you two would basically be playing with yourselves?
<12:14.01> <asiekierka> others dont know you were a boy before
<12:14.06> <GreyMaria> Suuure.
<12:14.16> <GreyMaria> Even though I basically flaunt it every time someone
    assumes I'm female.
<12:14.17> <asiekierka> only you and we know
<12:14.47> <GreyMaria> so let's see
<12:14.54> <GreyMaria> step 1: acquire female orgasm
<12:15.06> <GreyMaria> step 2: flip the fuck out to friends on internet who
    know I'm supposed to be male (pictures included)
<12:15.22> <tiffany352> step 1: Take picture of self
<12:15.25> <GreyMaria> step 3: realize that I don't do anything anyway
<12:15.34> <GreyMaria> step 4: resume normal life cycle
<12:15.34> <tiffany352> step 2: go out and buy clothes
<12:15.47> <GreyMaria> step 5: try to get mom to stop flipping the fuck out
<12:15.48> <asiekierka> i asked my female friend the same question. she said
    she'd wank just to see how it feels (she'd be a boy)
<12:15.52> <tiffany352> step 3: have fun
<12:16.09> <asiekierka> greymaria mom thinks you were always a girl
<12:16.16> <asiekierka> now
<12:16.20> <GreyMaria> ...
<12:16.23> <GreyMaria> that's no fun
<12:16.25> <asiekierka> you can be a girl forever
<12:16.34> <tiffany352> :O
<12:16.36> <asiekierka> but youd forget your boy past
<12:16.38> <tiffany352> I'd totally do it
<12:16.39> <GreyMaria> you can't just turn everything upside down
<12:16.43> <asiekierka> Y/N
<12:16.44> <tiffany352> _totally_
<12:16.52> <GreyMaria> that depends
<12:16.57> <GreyMaria> how much of my boy past do i forget
<12:17.01> <GreyMaria> do i forget that i like video games
<12:17.09> <GreyMaria> do i forget that i have a female bisexual fursona
<12:17.21> <asiekierka> no and yes
<12:17.29> <GreyMaria> ...
<12:17.33> <GreyMaria> N
<12:17.37> <asiekierka> =o
<12:17.37> <GreyMaria> I can't give up my Natalie.
<12:17.45> <asiekierka> =O
<12:17.46> <tiffany352> aww?
<12:18.03> <asiekierka> youd live your life as if you were always a girl
<12:18.18> <asiekierka> memories would be replaced with girly ones
<12:18.45> <tiffany352> *silence*
<12:18.48> <asiekierka> i'd say Y
<12:18.48> <GreyMaria> so instead of memories of wanking to hot lesbian
    furry porn, i'd be shoveling through all the tits trying to find gay?
<12:18.59> <asiekierka> no
<12:19.18> <GreyMaria> .
<12:19.32> * tiffany3521 (zachary@fl-67-76-81-1.dyn.embarqhsd.net) has
    joined #offroads
<12:19.33> * tiffany352 (zachary@67.76.81.1) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
<12:19.35> <GreyMaria> dude, I grew up on video games
<12:19.36> <asiekierka> depends on your personality really
<12:19.41> <tiffany3521> ugh
<12:19.59> <GreyMaria> I encountered my first furry on a rom hacking forum
<12:20.27> <asiekierka> essentially youd be yourself if you were a girl
    since birth
<12:20.33> <asiekierka> kind of
<12:20.46> <asiekierka> if you think youd like video games, then :P
<12:20.55> <asiekierka> that is yes
<12:21.04> <asiekierka> dont cheat tho
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> stupid connection
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> Uhm
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> in that case
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> I think I'd only lose becoming obsessed with war
    games for a short period
<12:21.06> * tiffany3521 is now known as tiffany352
<12:21.06> <tiffany352> ... =/
<12:21.06> <tiffany352> stupid esper
<12:21.06> * tiffany352 (zachary@fl-67-76-81-1.dyn.embarqhsd.net) Quit
    (Remote host closed the connection)
<12:21.27> <asiekierka> I'd be a cosplayer
<12:21.31> <asiekierka> so YYYYYYY
<12:21.34> * tiffany352 (zachary@67.76.81.1) has joined #offroads
<12:21.35> <GreyMaria> I honestly think it'd be impossible to take the boy
    out of this girl >_>
<12:21.53> <tiffany352> I don't think there ever was any boy in this girl
<12:21.56> <asiekierka> so YYYYYYY, i'd be a cosplayer girl
<12:21.57> <asiekierka> ;)
<12:22.09> <tiffany352> :P
<12:22.15> <GreyMaria> I was taken out of school because my mother
    disciplined me in first grade - and got thrown out because of it
<12:22.25> <GreyMaria> something about spending more time in the principal's
    office than out of it
<12:22.34> <GreyMaria> mom thought she needed to attend with me
<12:22.51> <GreyMaria> but the school obviously wasn't serving my needs
    anyway
<12:23.03> <GreyMaria> half the fucking first grade class should have never
    made it past kindergarten

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Green is a beautiful thing.

But it's not displaying anything fancy. No gradients, no glow...

<11:58.08> <Kawa> Hey, Grey?
<11:58.10> <GreyMaria> Yes?
<11:58.19> <Kawa> What browser are you using? Considering Neek's theme.
<11:58.23> <GreyMaria> Fx3
<11:58.32> <Kawa> point what?
<11:58.40> <GreyMaria> .6.16
<11:58.51> <GreyMaria> Basically the latest we've heard anything about that isn't Fx4
<11:58.58> <Kawa> According to my buddy here you -should- be able to see the fancy shit then.
<11:59.08> <Kawa> As in, Fx3.6 supports it.
<11:59.08> <GreyMaria> I'll tell it to check for updates, but the theme should be working fine.
<11:59.57> <Kawa> Either that or Neek pulled a dick move and only added -o-linear-gradients, leaving out -moz-.
<12:00.02> <GreyMaria> ...I need a utility which will let me press a key combo to take a picture of the selected window and immediately upload it to some image hosting service.
<12:00.12> <GreyMaria> Kawa: But where's the glow, then?
<12:00.19> <Kawa> box-shadow, old one.
<12:00.22> * GreyMaria hits CSS -> View CSS
<12:00.24> <Kawa> I dunno...
<12:00.28> <GreyMaria> a {-o-transition: 0.1s linear;}
<12:00.36> <GreyMaria> background-image: -o-linear-gradient(hsl(78, 50%, 20%), hsl(78, 50%, 10%));
<12:00.46> <GreyMaria> background: -o-linear-gradient(rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.50), rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.25));
<12:00.54> <Kawa> Dick move |3
<12:00.55> <GreyMaria> not a single instance of -moz
<12:01.22> <Niko> <Kawa> Either that or Neek pulled a dick move and only added -o-linear-gradients, leaving out -moz-. <-- That.

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