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Level: 48 Posts: 173/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
While I've only been registered here for what, 2-3 years almost, my message board days go back to 2000 at VGF (still using my 7 year old account there), and I joined the internet sometime in 1998. So it's been a rather insane 9 years for me. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 174/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Windows 3.11 foreverrr!!!!
That's my Desktop, at least, of the future. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 175/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
I sleep through the morning with pride.
Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa! Seriously, though, my sleep patterns are weird. I become more energetic around 8 PM to 8 AM, then 8-11 makes me want to sleep, so I sleep through it, then I get up, enjoy the afternoon (and I don't get tired then either), then late after noon I want to sleep but don't, wake up more late at night, yadda yadda. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 176/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
I think the guy, who at age 10, organized the other 3rd graders to smash me with plastic hammers while he choked me to death, overqualifies for being an a-hole.
I kicked him in the crotch, though. Saved my own life, too. Sadly, he never got benched. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 177/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
I'm waiting for Orynider to appear and make some 'amazing' hacks of this new emulated thing.
Maybe it'll look ten times less like a mouse! |
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Level: 48 Posts: 179/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
-> FIGHT
Normal Attacks: Electro-Bullhorn: Smack enemy with an electrified bullhorn, while yelling at them. d20+20, Daze, 17 damage, Reach 1, Knockback 1. Metal Cola: Heal self, gain Haste, chuck at enemy for great justice. Healing (30), d20+15, Range 3, Haste (+1 to TP gain for 1 round) 25, heals 10 damage. Tornado Shield: Protected by a force field which hits physical attackers with spines (but cannot block the physical attackers, should they get through) Energy Barrier Type 1 (6), 15 damage if attacker touches it, Improved reach 2, blocks up to 30 damage before shattering. Elbow Smash: A quick smack to the head with Metal's artificial elbow. d20+20, 15 damage, 18-20 crit. Special Attacks: Explosive Holy Red Laser Beams of Fury: Red beams enhanced by anger; posess holy-style energy, multiple hits, explode on contact. 2 d20+18, 17 damage, Range 3. Axe Sawd Slash: Energy Slash w/Poison, added damage from Chainsaw-style slashing. d20+18, 28 damage, 5d5 extra damage (15), Poison (13), Reach 1, Charge Type 3 1x. Falcon Thrash: Run at enemy, on fire, shoulder-first, then punch them with an uppercut, finishing with several flaming, knockback-ish smacks from a burning mace. Part 1: d20+18, Horizontal Movement 3 (9), 9 damage. (36) 13/20 hit Part 2: d20+18, Vertical Movement 1 (3), 9 damage. (25/30) 169/400 Part 3: d20+18, Reach 3, Knockback 1, 3 damage (14/35) 2197/8000 Part 4: d20+18, Reach 3, Knockback 1, 3 damage (9/35) Mach Jab Combo: Throw a fast but weak punch, followed by a medium punch, followed by a slow but powerful punch, followed by a flurry of weak punches. Part 1: d20+20, 5 damage (25) 3/4 hit Part 2: d20+18, 15 damage (25/33) 39/80 hit Part 3: d20+15, 25 damage (20/40) 39/160 hit Part 4: d20+15, 5 damage (5/20) Part 5: d20+15, 5 damage (5/20) Psycho Grab: Grab enemy with psychic energy, shock them, then set them on fire and throw them into the ground. Part 1: d20+18, Grab, Range 2, 13 damage. (61) 13/20 hit Part 2: d20+15, 20 fire damage. (23/35) 39/80 hit Part 3: d20+18, Throw. (13/26) DEATHMACHINE: Fire random projectiles. VERY Random projectiles. 1: Wolfman's Chocolate Milk (Take damage) 9 damage to self. 2: Cat Cube (Minor damage) d20+20, 10 damage, Range 2, 19-20 crit. 3: Dual Rockets (Two Rockets launched at foe) 2 d20+15, 10 damage per hit. 2 Range. 4: Shoes (4 Shoes attack opponent) 4 d20+10, 5 damage per hit, 1 range, 3 points left over. 5: Dimensional Surge: (Enemy Threatened by two corroding ether things)2 d20+15, Corrosion (-5 to damage for 1 round per hit), 2 damage per hit. 6: Disco Ball (Disco ball crashes into enemy and explodes) d20+20, 42 damage, Range 2, Improved Reach 4 (threatens all within 2 units), 1 knockback. 7: Another Gate (Random, strange damage) d20+20, Spell hit (+10), 20d5 damage, Range 4. 8: Tri-Attack (Three beams of three different elements smack enemy) 3 d20+20, 26 damage, Range 1. 9: Prismatic Dryer (Flies into enemy and explodes for insane damage) d20+20, 93 damage, 18-20 crit, Range 3, Improved reach 4, Knockback 2. Pseudo Cube Bazooka: Slow, self-endangering move that deals heavy damage. d20+20, 63 damage, Range 2, Reach 1. Slow (-5), Self-Damage on Crit Miss (-5) Madman's Firing Squad: Fire at enemy with a TT33 and Machinegun; TT33 deals more damage and is slower, Machinegun sprays lasers everywhere. 3 d20+15, 5 damage per hit, 3 range. 10 d20, 1 damage per hit. ->Explosive Holy Red Laser Beams of Fury 2 d20+20 (2 d20+20) 36 30 Hit! Hit! 35 Damage! ->Axe-Sawd Slash d20+20 (1 d20+20) 28 Hit! 5d5 (5 d5) 19 47 damage! PRETTY BIG RAT is poisoned! |
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Level: 48 Posts: 180/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Last time I checked, in a fight, you don't really care about honor, unless it's a tournament or something.
So, generally, anything goes. I mean, me and the bullies had entire wars 'cause they wanted to kill me and then I went psycho and tried to beat them down instead. Kicks to the groin nothing, try shoving people at concrete walls and losing your mind (and ability to feel pain) just to repel a small army of people trying to kick you into oblivion. Heck, I even had to use a jacket's metal zipper as a whip to repel the sons a *beep*s. I come from a line of fighters, and while I'm rusty (skipped Middle and High School fighting), I know enough that people who worry about 'honor' are gonna be stomped into a puddle in a real place where fighting goes on. But this argument is reeaaal easy to settle. I just challenge the people with 'honor' to go into their next fight with somebody bent on either killing or maiming them without using everything they've got and still believe it was worth it afterwards. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 181/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
I fail to see how age matters.
My 11-year old self would have understood the HTML comment and properly linked a picture. And proceeded to smack Shrooboid for his bad spelling and punctuation. After all, I made HTML and programmed in C back then. It's not a matter of age, you see, but intelligence. And don't even ask what my 14 year old self could do. He'd probably try to rip Shrooboid apart for fun. Nasty jerk. *Goes back in time and punches self* |
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Level: 48 Posts: 182/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Pffft. You haven't lived until your dice have proclaimed the world being taken over by gravy. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 184/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
CGX:
Your post appears to be mostly (no, entirely) assumptions. First, scrawny people can throw punches. Why do I say that? Not only have I (an underweight, non-muscled person) punched people, but I have also been punched by scrawny people. But rather than trying to prove such to you, I'm going to ask you why you thought scrawny = powerless and ask you to prove that to me instead. Also, some bullies and/or people are pantywastes. I've known some who've cried from merely skinning their knees. Secondly, how do you know my family history? ESP? I know this sounds sort of debate forum-ish, but I consider it to be rude (and spammy) to just pick random statements and go 'joke' to them. Where's the explanation? (Okay, I sort of saw a beginning of one on that second 'joke', but it really was lacking effort.) This isn't GameFAQs, so, please, elaborate on your theories for me. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 185/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Hyperhacker: Manually set up the DNS, Subnet, IP, and other such details on the DS end. The DS can't use DHCP to save its own life, let alone connect to the internet. The same often goes for the Wii. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 186/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Actually, burning the gas is the best way to hit the gas companies. If everyone burns up all the gas, there won't be any left to sell, and so the profits go from high to zero. See what I mean?
If you slow it down, then it'll be able to persist longer than it could otherwise. In the short term, gas use is bad, but in the long term, it'll straighten itself out. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 187/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Posted by Dr_Death16 I don't care if I'm 'superior' to JrShrooboid, nor am I trying to inflate the truth when I say what I was able to do when I was 14. And I'm if anything too arrogant. This is a matter of clarifying to people that age does not specifically indicate intelligence. Maturity, most likely, yes, but intelligence at any age above 10 can override age-related arguments. And like I needed more fuel for my point of view, if he really had an IQ of 150 the whole img src thing would have probably been natural, if not moreso, to pick up for him, as me with my likely only 100-something IQ (still not sure what it is, online tests all lie and I have no official source) was able to pick it up at a young age, before I even got the internet. Seriously, if I want to boost my self esteem, I can avoid arguments like this altogether. I'm in this only because I'm trying to point out the truth, as far as I can find, in the mess you yourself succinctly described. And I think you're raising your own self esteem by labeling everyone as evil people who insult 14-year-olds to increase their own self esteem, seriously. If what you said was true you wouldn't have to point it out, as that kind of insulting usually is of that 'DUHRRR' kind one person used. It naturally makes the insulter look stupid. I'll just be brutally honest--I hate people who drive-by arguments without looking closely and assuming everyone but themself is wrong. Everybody has some piece of the truth here, as long as you make blanket generalizations like that, you won't be able to see the forest for the trees. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 188/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Ah, so these are the people who keep on cutting us off when we drive anywhere. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 191/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Alas, poor Threshold... they cancelled you this way too, but at least you weren't a secret, underground road race where everything goes and nothing stops. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 192/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
BAM! BAM! BAM!
*Blows smoke off the gun* This is, indeed, old, but it seems to be off of Youtube. Although a bit vulgar for my taste. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 193/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Tweaker and Xkeeper remind me of myself for no reason.
Not many others I can think of. SamuraiX reminds me of Knight9910 from somewhere far away, though. Most familarities I notice in people who remind me of myself, which can get to be very strange. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 194/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Ladies and Gentlemen, say hello to the injury machine.
When I was a kid, I flew off the bed and cut open my eyebrow, and that needed stitches. A Doberman bit off my face. I flew off a bike twice. 7 kids in Elementary school hit me with plastic hammers while another nearly choked me to death. I've had over 20 ear infections. I've flown onto the ground and skinned my knees and elbows--my right elbow is insensitive and scarred from one of these. I used to run head-on into poles by accident, at least 5-7 of these incidents occurred, but I never got a concussion. Today I can hit my head into tables without fear of pain OR damage. I hiked up the side of a canyon in ill-fitting boots, which made both my big toes numb for about 3 weeks. I've managed to be slashed by Bouganvillia, wrought iron railings, a coleman lantern, my own knife, and also my own fingernails. I've burnt my hands on hot things repeatedly. I also smashed my big toe once. I've also become so cold that my hands have become numb and stayed that way. Typing as I do continually threatens the nerves in my hands. I've pulled my neck over and over again. I've nicked myself with the razor several times. I've also been cut in the ear by hair clippers. This ignores the 104 degree fevers I've gotten. Anyway, that's a sampling of pain from me. I've become rather insensitive to it as late, which may be to my advantage... |
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Level: 48 Posts: 195/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Heh, Hollywood's just full of broken glass and bums anyway. It could use a good fire or two to burn out the sleaze district. :p |
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Level: 48 Posts: 197/458 EXP: 776701 Next: 46842 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
Heh, I can't say I agree with you. My connection from AT&T has been holding strong for 3 years now. |
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