Foolish mortal! There are BATS in that cave!

It is a batcave!

Evil batman lives there!

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I dunno how to break it to you, guys, but IP addresses are where someone's local congressman lives, not where they live.

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Originally posted by Clockworkz

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I can see Alastor now.
Acting like the big bad wolf trying to blow down our houses.
This little piggy's house is make with 15 of cement and reinforced with an iron gate, protected by 35mm Gatling cannons outside of every window.
So, yeah.

But I have super speed... What are gatling cannons supposed to do, exactly? Attempt to track me, but blow each other up in a comical fashion as I run past?

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Originally posted by Grey

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Alastor, I think you're confusing yourself with Sonic the Hedgehog here. That comical fashion of defeating foes is reserved only for blue hedgehogs.

You are clearly a prosecuting attorney.

No, no no, it's like, as I run by I state that they are due to arrive in court for being responsible to several murders... And then they're all, "Clearly the only way out of this is MURDER SUICIDE" but since I have super speed they miss when they attempt to shoot me.

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Originally posted by Clockworkz

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Fine. I'll install a petawatt laser. That'll learn ya.

And I'll be all, "Oh, no! Someone is shining a high-powered focused light at me! This is in no way painful."

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Originally posted by Darkdata

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*Traps Alastor with a 5 point sealing circle spun through song*

Back to your home, where ever it may be vile aeamon!

*interrupts you mid-lyric with a better song*

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*transforms back*

Foolish mortal! I mastered all polymorph-related spells long ago!

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Originally posted by Grey

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But how are you with Evocation and Alteration?

I'm alright, I guess.

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It will die when it is killed.

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I miss Tunabot.

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My comic is much better than your comic.

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It wasn't unfunny, it was merely inconsistently funny.

http://tinypic.com/2s12gj5.png

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Make a little birdhouse in your soul!

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You're posting nonsense. I think some of us are trying to have some semblance of a conversation, albeit a meaningless one.

Also, shut up.

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You can't really be on a roll against Uki-ki-rby. Well, that's not quite right... It's more like you can't not be on a roll against him. As Ms. von Karma would say, his banter is the sort of foolishly foolish banter that could only come from a foolish fool from the land of fools.

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Tail-like appendage? Pfft. I can grow wings.

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I CAN GROW WINGS.

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WINGS.

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WINGS.

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BADASS WINGS, PEOPLE.

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