Posted by "From a private forum"

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Omg, I could sit here for HOURS telling about the funny and weird video game experiences I've had. They were all from Tomb Raider. My family and I used to play it all the time XD Here, this explains the best stuff. Exerpt from a chat with Jesh:

Niqi: lol
Niqi: my mom sucks at video games
Niqi: specially when it comes to fighting the T-rex
Niqi: She jumped INTO ITS MOUTH XD
Niqi: Then she goes running
Niqi: and shes running...and running...
Niqi: and outta nowhere CHOMP! the T-rex bites her head of
Niqi: Then i give it a try and i kill it with my pistols XD
Niqi: should I tell you the bat story?
jeshuajes7: Sure XD
Niqi: So my dad is on a lvl of Tomb Raider
Niqi: and hes really high up, he's been climing stairs for ages
Niqi: and hes finally at the top
Niqi: so he goes and kills some gorrillas and alligators
Niqi: and hes walking on a ledge
Niqi: when out of nowhere a BAT jumps out at him, he jumps off the edge, and she falls screaming to a bloody death
jeshuajes7: XD
Niqi: and they have to climb all the way back up
Niqi: shall I tell you about the fire blocks?
jeshuajes7: XD Sure
Niqi: So we're in this lvl in tomb raider again
Niqi: and my dad has to jump across these fire blocks to get a lead block
Niqi: to beat the lvl
Niqi: theres a time thing
Niqi: you step on a block and the flames go out
Niqi: and in a certain amount of time they go back on
jeshuajes7: Haha XD
Niqi: so you have to jump across them
Niqi: so my dad does this for ages
Niqi: like every night for weeks
Niqi: and finally one night, he is sick and tired of it
Niqi: we've all tried everything
Niqi: so he's like "I CAN'T GET THIS THING! I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING NOW!"
Niqi: So he runs outta the fire room
Niqi: he goes and kills about 16 alligators
Niqi: then runs and kills 13 or so gorillas
Niqi: then hes running around "wheres the T-rex?!"
Niqi: and after a while he's killed everything in the lvl
Niqi: so finally we look up cheats on this lvl
Niqi: ...and you can press down on jump, she won't jump till the last minute, my dad was pressing jump over and over...
Niqi: so we try this
Niqi: and we get the lead block on the first try
Niqi: and my dad screams "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!" and we're all hugging each other glad that we got the block XD
jeshuajes7: XD
Niqi: I told Nick about the frozen animal glitch did he or I tell you about it?
jeshuajes7: I think not
Niqi: shall i tell you about it?
Niqi: ok. we were on the same lvl as the fire blocks
Niqi: we were trying to get the 2nd lead block
Niqi: and we were jumping up a passageway where you could not get to the ledge
Niqi: it was impossible
Niqi: but the lead block was there so we kept trying
Niqi: so we're taking turns jumping
Niqi: and its my turn
Niqi: and I jump up, and i get to the ledge!!!
Niqi: and behind me i hear this growling
Niqi: i turn around and there are like 6 lions that appeared from nowhere!
Niqi: so i kill them
Niqi: and take the lead block, and we notice another ledge
Niqi: and theres something black in the air
Niqi: we're wondering what it is
Niqi: so we jump across
Niqi: and notice its a bat
Niqi: but the bat's not moving, its frozen in time
Niqi: so we're just looking at it dumbfounded
Niqi: and so we keep walking
Niqi: and the bat attacks us from behind!
Niqi: so we kill that
Niqi: and keep walking
Niqi: and we see a lion!!!...frozen in time
Niqi: so we go up to it
Niqi: its mouth is open, and its in a pouncing position
Niqi: we cant shoot it
Niqi: so we keep going
Niqi: and then we hear rawring from behind us
Niqi: and the lion jumps to life and attacks us
Niqi: so we kill that
Niqi: and we go back farther
Niqi: and theres a drop-down ledge
Niqi: we can't get back up, it was meant to be 1-way
Niqi: THE WHOLE THING WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED REVERSE
Niqi: we were playing the game backwards!
Niqi: I wasn't even supposed to be able to get up that ledge
Niqi: you were supposed to come the other way, after you've killed the lion and the bat
Niqi: And so thats how I saved my parents lots of hassle XD
jeshuajes7: XD
Niqi: hmm
Niqi: Did I tell you about the abducted golf ball? XD

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Posted by "Another copy pasta"

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The abducted golf ball was a glitch in some golfing game I played with my dad. He went to hit the ball, and it almost went into the hole, but when it got there it didn't go in, it started going wayyyy up into the sky and the camera followed it for a few seconds but then everything went green. We sat there laughing our asses off for 10 minutes because it was so unexpected XD

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Posted by Drag

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1422. Their, there, they're, your, you're, too, to, a, and an.

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Posted by Kernal

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I like the tabs better than several individual windows because my taskbar is often cluttered with windows already. Typically, I at least have Firefox, my Gaim buddy list, and a Gaim conversation window open, and if I'm working on stuff, I may have 4 or more OpenOffice.org and folder windows open as well.

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Posted by Madman200

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Likely, he would.

I'd be one of the accounts he'd ignlore though. Maybe.

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Posted by Alastor

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Posted by Tarale

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Posted by Alastor

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Fail because Evangelion fails.

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Boo. Evangelion doesn't fail. The movie does though.

I am going to think of pistachios next time I watch that damned movie now.

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Evangelion is just generic lolshonen with religious symbols thrown in because the creator thought they'd look cool. Where exactly is the notfail in this?

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Posted by JrShrooboid

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Am I the only one who realises that this should be in fish?
I'm not trying to be an admin or anything, but not only is this random as hell, but the thread creator didn't even post anything. WTF!

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Posted by JrShrooboid

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Okay, sorry.
But you could have said something interesting other then just 'Pistachios are awsome', like why you like them, when you first had them, ect.

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