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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 3/7 EXP: 1081 Next: 367 Since: 01-06-15 Last post: 3407 days Last view: 3406 days |
So I read that elephants love cabbage.
The other day, I was cooking cabbage, and it occured to be true. My pet elephant begged me for cabbage. Hard to resist, they're so cute (and so motherfucking heavy when they climb on your knees). But no luck, I fell on the only fucking elephant that is allergic to cabbage. He started swelling and swelling. As if he wasn't already big enough. He fell through the floor and now the neighbour is angry, but I don't care about that. I want my dear elephant to get better. But how can I even take him out to a vet? (also this is the most unintuitive poll entry interface I have seen) ____________________ RATP |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 5/7 EXP: 1081 Next: 367 Since: 01-06-15 Last post: 3407 days Last view: 3406 days |
wow, you're incredibly fat ____________________ RATP |
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