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Posted on 04-04-07 03:04 AM, in So, 1,000,000... Link | Quote | ID: 23038


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Posted by Kernal
Well, anyone can create a fake image or modify a real one. How do I know you didn't change the 5 in the 1000005th view to a 0?


Solution: Stop caring

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-05-07 03:57 PM, in Deep Thoughts Link | Quote | ID: 23650


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Remember when the fish girl has a crush on him?

...How the fuck does that even work? She seems more like the egg-laying type.

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Posted on 04-05-07 04:20 PM, in Orgasms (rev. 3 of 04-05-07 08:34 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 23655


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Posted by jane_lane
Depends on who and when. If I'm doing them, well, I know what I'm doing. None of the guy's I've dated have any idea however. They can usually get it decent the first one or two times, but I'm pretty sure that has to do with the fact that I'm excited to be fooling around with them... once the excitement wears off they can never get me off. Someone needs to teach a class to boys on how to make a girl... "happy".


My one serious contribution here will be communication. Asking "Feel good? Right spot?" is a hell of a lot better than rubbing away at her for hours with no results. And fucking TELL HIM / HER if she's doing it wrong. It makes everything that much better.

This has seemingly turned into a masturbation thread though (Because 99% of the board has no clue what it feels like with a partner), and I have absolutely no interest in posting about what I do with my dick to the internet. Seriously, who the fuck wants to read that anyways?

Posted by Tarale
If anybody orgasms over this forum then they have serious mental problems and should probably have those attended to by a trained professional.

I don't know how you'd even start to raise that with the doctor though.


What can I say? You caught me.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-05-07 08:35 PM, in Lucky pricks; where was all the random sex when I was young? Link | Quote | ID: 23715


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Posted by Kles
It's not WRONG, it's just not the most appropriate thing for the time.


I recall a phrase about opinions and assholes...

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-05-07 11:43 PM, in Heh. (rev. 5 of 04-06-07 12:10 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 23781


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Posted by Kles
I bet they just have a bunch of people sitting there refreshing.

Posted by Kernal
How do you know their count is legit? Maybe they add a couple hundred thousand every so often when their count lags behind ours.


You are making me dumber by posting this shit and that should be against some sort of rule here or something

It is legit, just like this board's is legit, and it does not fucking matter

View numbers don't even matter to begin with, do not compound the patheticness by making it a viewings battle between boards

Posted by Darckthunder
Still, it's nice to feel better than them, since all they do is be dumb it seems.


How does it make you feel better? Hey, IGN and GameFAQs get a lot more hits, we should all just dump this board and go there since they're obviously far superior. I like how the general consensus here seems to be that the other board cares too much, when some (note: some) of the same people saying that shit also write stuff like this.

I also like the attitude this implies: "I do not 'get' act X therefore it is dumb and the people who like it are somehow inferior to me." Sure.

I know I'm sadly singling this kid out but his message there is representative of a lot of similar stuff that other people have been saying.


Dr. Death, Anya, Koitenshin, and Hyperhacker, thank you for speaking with an ounce of common sense.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-06-07 03:16 AM, in Heh. (rev. 2 of 04-06-07 03:17 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 23873


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Way to completely not read / comprehend the thread, Higsby. I put my head in my hands when I read that post.

Posted by Doritokiller
If we were to ignore them, they'll ignore us (hopefully).


I don't it'll ever be complete ignorance, but more mockery from a distance. None of the other board's members troll here, they either don't post or follow the rules like any other user. I get the feeling this is a mutual thing.

I totally agree with your second bit, though. More views != better, less views != worse.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-06-07 04:03 PM, in Heh. Link | Quote | ID: 24042


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I have decided this thread is now about image macros. You should listen to me because I am important

Spoiler:
alternatively you could just close it

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Posted on 04-06-07 04:05 PM, in Orgasms Link | Quote | ID: 24044


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Posted by Vyper
don't be so quick to judge. those of us in the 1% are still here.


Sorry, but sometimes it's easy to overlook the normal(ish) people here due to the millions of freaks out on the net.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-06-07 04:07 PM, in Deep Thoughts (rev. 3 of 04-06-07 04:48 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 24045


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Posted by Kles
Posted by HyperHacker
Posted by witeasprinwow
Remember when the fish girl has a crush on him?

...How the fuck does that even work? She seems more like the egg-laying type.
So she can't be in love with a human?


Yeah, really.

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be able to make babies with them.

See: gay people


That's not my point - Gay people still have functional genitalia. I'm not so sure Ruto (I remembered her name!) has anywhere for Link to, ah, go in.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-06-07 04:47 PM, in The ONO Thread (rev. 2 of 04-06-07 05:00 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 24061


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1325. People who get upset over trivial things that other people have every right to do.

...

(Number Fix'd)

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Posted on 04-06-07 07:07 PM, in Deep Thoughts (rev. 2 of 04-06-07 07:12 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 24086


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Posted by HyperHacker
She has at least one orfice, presumably two. And if that's not what she's after, well it's not like he wouldn't be able to fertilize the eggs in the same way a male fish would.


I think this is the part where I need to leave the thread before we end up in a discussion of the possible textures of Ruto's mouth.

Spoiler:
I don't want anything cold and clammy down there. For those of you who don't know, NO I am not attracted to that kind of thing and YES I am a horrible horrible person.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-06-07 08:12 PM, in Potsing from Sweden Link | Quote | ID: 24095


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Mail me Swedish beer

seriously

please

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Posted on 04-07-07 10:46 PM, in Potsing from Sweden (rev. 2 of 04-07-07 10:48 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 24413


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woah woah WOAH

not funny

mental images i do not want

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Posted on 04-08-07 07:02 AM, in Orgasms (rev. 3 of 04-08-07 07:03 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 24621


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Posted by Koitenshin +∞
I do believe the 99% is the OTHER board. We are the 1% that is left, for the majority.


Just stop talking about this and cut your losses before you dig a deeper, stupider hole

99% goes for BOTH boards as well as every board on the fucking internet.

Also, I never ever exaggerate numbers ever

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Posted on 04-08-07 09:43 PM, in Orgasms Link | Quote | ID: 24837


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"I have made it with a woman! ...And four men!"

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Posted on 04-10-07 01:32 AM, in Potsing from Sweden Link | Quote | ID: 25286


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Posted by Kernal
Yeah, an Acmlmer convention has the potential to be awesome. Where should it be though? We have a lot of North American and European members and some from Australia and other places, it may be tough to get us all together.



...


Are you serious? This is either a horrible idea or brilliant, brilliant satire.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 04-13-07 07:15 PM, in If you could go back in time, where would you go and why... (rev. 3 of 04-13-07 07:15 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 26342


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I'd go back in time and kill the inventor of the time machine so he can never invent it so I can never go back and kill him so he's still alive except he also isn't. TIME PARADOX

(dorito sort-of beat me to it)

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Posted on 04-13-07 07:17 PM, in Potsing from Sweden Link | Quote | ID: 26343


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Posted by Koitenshin +∞
And my mental image of Kawa just hit rock bottom. Maybe I shouldn't even ask for pictures of you people.


You actually expect people you meet over the internet to be normal, well-adapted members of society?

I wish I could be that naieve again.

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Posted on 04-13-07 09:23 PM, in Potsing from Sweden Link | Quote | ID: 26365


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Posted by Koitenshin +∞
I never said they to be normal. I demanded that they be awesome ansd awe inspiring.


Same result

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Posted on 04-13-07 10:02 PM, in If you could go back in time, where would you go and why... Link | Quote | ID: 26372


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Posted by Rich
I'd go back to last year and convince myself not to get into a relationship with my ex.
So you do that, and the present changes, and you haven't gone out with your ex. Which means you have no reason to go back and convince yourself not to, so you don't, so the past-you does go out with your ex. So the present-you does go back to convince yourself not to. So the present changes, and you haven't gone out with your ex, and the universe implodes.

Paradox. Unless of course the change you make stems another timeline, in which you haven't gone out with your ex. Leaving the present-you with no where to go but back to your own timeline (if you can, and if you don't want there to be two instances of you in the same time) where you actually have gone out with your ex.

Did I go too far?


He could later go back into the past and give himself the same speech, preventing the paradox.
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