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 Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 63/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by Skreeny How so? Explain yourself, I'm interested. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 64/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
And here I was, thinking today was going to be boring. How wrong I was! |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 65/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
This is pretty old, actually. Still, it's pretty damn awesome, although I've seen better V-Tech jokes. One in particular: a user on another board stated that after V-Tech, his username that he has had for a long while finally made sense. The username: cho it up |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 66/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
This is so goddamned old that it isn't funny. Still, it's fairly amusing. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 67/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Some schools have ridiculous rules that I've heard of. These range from getting in trouble for getting beat up (sometimes more trouble than the one who did it, even if it was unprovoked), to scapegoatism, to stupid substitutes, and more. But one Illinois school has one of the most ridiculous rules I have ever heard.
The rule is that if someone cheers for you when getting your high school diploma, you don't get it. This was clearly explained. But of course, this leads to obvious ways to exploit it ("It's not fair. Somebody could not like me and just decide to yell to get me in trouble."). Five students were denied their diplomas because of this, one of which was an honors student. But wait! It gets juicier. There was cheering for other students too, not just the five (out of 2,000). However, the only five who were denied diplomas were either black or hispanic. None of the white students were punished, despite implications that there was little to no difference between the interruptions.. This naturally caused a little controversy. Check out the full article here |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 68/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
...what happens if a moron decides to act like you? Wouldn't you be acting like a moron is acting (acting like you are acting), and thus, be at risk of being banned?
It's an interesting concept to think about. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 69/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by ? It goes without saying. You people are no fun.  |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 70/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by ?Posted by ? No, I am...  |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 71/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
The Big Boo being the final boss isn't much of a challenge, even with all those obstacles. It did work well in Mario's Return, and SRP II couldn't keep my attention that long. But it's generally anti-climactic. On top of that, I'm not even sure if the eye will work with those graphics. And ripping off another hack in such a manner isn't good (it's fine to rip it off in some ways - but not in that way). |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 72/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Apparantly, Benoit killed his wife and his child. That's what's being reported on some sites - even the WWE site. I'd like to see where this goes after they just did a special on how great he is. It'd be the ultimate heel turn, though.
Also, I found it slightly amusing how McMahon broke kayfabe during the intro to RAW. Slightly ironic how they had a fake death storyline going on, and now there's a real death. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 73/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
So a man was golfing at the Lake Venice Golf Club in Florida. While on the sixth hole, he hit his ball into the water. When he went to retrieve it, a one-eyed alligator attacked him, biting his arm, and pulling him in the water. The guy managed to escape by beating the alligator with his other arm until it freed him. He survived with minor injuries. Seems familiar? That's right, the whole prospect of a one-eyed alligator attacking a golfer basically makes this a real-life version of what happened in Happy Gilmore. Now all that has to happen is for the guy's best friend to encounter the alligator, kill it, cut off its head, and present it to him.
You can read the full article here. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 74/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Horribly bad taste, but I just HAD to post this.
(sing to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song) Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage. In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king, All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!" I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air! I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 75/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
It is taking all the willpower I have to resist putting the "America, FUCK YEAH!" song into this topic, which, by the way, I am appauled no one has mentioned yet.
Also, don't be hating on Canada. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 76/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
The thing I liked about Mario VS. Bowser is that the levels were short and sweet. Where this seems to be going is just a standard Super Mario World hack with standard everything, except with keys instead of goals. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 77/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
From what I've heard, Harry dies and comes back to life.
Also, the drama involving the leaking of the book is amazing on the site it originated on. It went from panic to awesomeness. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 78/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by AilurePosted by RichSo it's a religion?Posted by Alastor Well... Harry Potter VS. Jesus ...yeah. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 79/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by NightKev I could wipe the floor with those pussies. That's right, me. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 80/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by NightKevPosted by asdfYou've been OWNEDPosted by NightKev I said I could wipe the floor, not I, asdf, could wipe the floor, dumbass. On another note, this goes along with nerds liking cats and those crazy cat ladies. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 81/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
I heard someone used Updog to wreak havoc while it was happening. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 82/87 EXP: 64378 Next: 3345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6137 days Last view: 5743 days |
Posted by HyperHackerPosted by asdfDefine "Updog"? When someone asks "What's Updog?", I give the reply "Not much, how about you?" |
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